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NANTES, France (Reuters) – Close to 200 prisoners will cycle around France next month, watched by scores of guards on bicycles, in the first penal version of the Tour de France, authorities said Monday.
The 196 prisoners will cycle in a pack and breakaway sprints will not be allowed. They will be accompanied by 124 guards and prison sports instructors. There will be no ranking, the idea being to foster values like teamwork and effort.
"It's a kind of escape for us, a chance to break away from the daily reality of prison," said Daniel, a 48-year-old prisoner in the western city of Nantes, at the official launch of the event. His last name was not given.
"If we behave well, we might be able to get released earlier, on probation," he told reporters.
The prisoners' Tour de France will take them 2,300 km (1,400 miles) around the country, starting in the northern city of Lille on June 4 and stopping in 17 towns, each of which has a prison. However, participants will sleep in hotels.
The finish line will be in Paris, following Tour de France tradition.
"This project aims to help these men reintegrate into society by fostering values like effort, teamwork and self-esteem," said Sylvie Marion of the prison authorities.
"We want to show them that with some training, you can achieve your goals and start a new life," she said.
 
wait. 200 prisoners, 124 guards. what if all the prisoners do "break away" sprints in random directions?
 
Maybe they put a pressure explosive under the bike seat....>.>

Or handcuff em to the bikes hahahaha.

Explosive collars that if they go off the track makes them lose their head?
 
Explosive collars that if they go off the track makes them lose their head?

That was in that movie...Fortress, with Christopher Lambert, the Highlander.
 
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