werewolves vs. vampires

You guys are pwning me. :(

Strength: 7,412 [Ranked: 33] Agility: 6,921 [Ranked: 31]
Guard: 3,119 [Ranked: 31] Labour: 4,913 [Ranked: 17]
IQ: 525 [Ranked: 14] Total stats: 22,890 [Ranked: 25]
 
Yeah, but look at these Crackberry guys stats. Ridiculous, lol.
 
VolcomX311 said:
Beelezebub isn't Behemoth, Beelezebub is still Beelzebub in the game and he's actually much stronger then Behemoth. No crack on Behemoth, that dude is still gangster in strength.
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Open Mouth, Insert foot....


Moving on.. yes you can attack ur own kind, just not our clansmen... try not to attack vamps in a clan period.

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Lol: (540): I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
 
(513): My mom found a condom in my purse
(513): Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
 
(403): you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total **** up. I'm thinking **** up but im hoping champion.

(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
 
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FAMOUSX1 said:
We cant attack our own kind? i got bitched at for doing it, it was an accident thou
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There are too many rules of engagement to follow. The only rule I follow is don't attack people who are online. I've been bitched at for that one a couple times, because the second time, the dude I was attacking offline, signed on in mid fight, so I got hit up with PM's. I can only manage to follow one "unspoken rule" at a time.

The [T] vice pres is actually super friendly and pretty cool, she powns me all the time, but she was hella friendly when I hit her up out of curiosity regarding their clan situation.
 
(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
 
(407): Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
 
bpmartyr said:
(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
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I don't know why, but when you post, or even in the game, I see you speaking as that cave man dude and it cracks me up.
 
(570): If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
 
(215): You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
(215): While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
 
(210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.



DUDE seriously I am gona piss my pants reading these things, they deserve a thread all to themselves up in here. LOL
 
Winner!

(310): ohhhh f*ckk. chicks a dude.
 
(570): Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
 
I swear, being stuck in the asylum suddenly isn't so bad anymore
 
(603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her



(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its *******
(425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian



(614): Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.




(908): we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
(1-908): you should have been aborted.
 
(216): Where the f*ck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy sh*t r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
 
(703): i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.

(612): we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.

(440): Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
(1-440): because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
 
So what are the benefits of joining a clan? I got a few invites, but i was gonna try and get to the top as a priviteer lol.
Just seems like its taking me forever to get anywhere and my stuff replenish so slow
 
FAMOUSX1 said:
So what are the benefits of joining a clan? I got a few invites, but i was gonna try and get to the top as a priviteer lol
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Goodluck :borladuck:
 
Ah one about my beloved state!


(616): i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.


(609): so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?



(850): Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
(1-850): Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.



(773): I feel like a panda just **** rainbows on my mind




(502): So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(



(506): Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
(1-506): Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to


(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
 
How do you get bloodvials?
 
i got 75 when i donated 5 bucks... didn't really seem like they were all that amazing. 15 to recharge your energy but doesn't charge your will so training is difficult.

I need to get Chemistry so i can use these Will Pills
 
D3vildog said:
i got 75 when i donated 5 bucks... didn't really seem like they were all that amazing. 15 to recharge your energy but doesn't charge your will so training is difficult.

I need to get Chemistry so i can use these Will Pills
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You can use blood vials to buy the pure will potions and they give you 100% instant will. They cost 20 vials each.
 
D3vildog said:
i got 75 when i donated 5 bucks... didn't really seem like they were all that amazing. 15 to recharge your energy but doesn't charge your will so training is difficult.

I need to get Chemistry so i can use these Will Pills
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I've been eye balling these Will Pills myself, but I'm not a chemist yet, not even close.
 
Dath said:
You can use blood vials to buy the pure will potions and they give you 100% instant will. They cost 20 vials each.
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Still seems like a steep price...

Although dropping 1g for every will pill is pretty harsh too... Must have Chemist...
 
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