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UncleWade's Trip to Banned Camp - Your Chance to Win!

UncleWade

UncleWade

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Welcome to Banned Camp

UNCLEWADE - A MAN IN EXILE

PRESENTS TO YOU HIS FIRST PROMOTION

ON ANABOLIC MINDS

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HOW DO YOU WIN?​
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Keep Me Entertained.​
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I've been given a two-week vacation from another popular message board, and have come here to seek refuge.

Many of you probably know UncleWade as a familiar face, while others of you may never have come across such a screen-name in your life.

This promotion is to help me introduce myself, and to learn some new names and faces, and to catch up and have a good time with those of you I already know and love.

The requirements for this promotion are simple, as mentioned above - keep me entertained. Posting things like SNS reviews, funny pictures, pictures of attractive women (also known as sexy bishes), or pictures of Ronald Reagan will all be looked upon with equal favor. :D

Other things like detailed feedback on SNS product, new product ideas or requests, or things of a more business-like nature would be great as well - don't limit yourself to what I've listed, be creative and make this awesome!

The criteria for picking a winner will be very basic - I will select whoever keeps me entertained and engrossed on AM the most. It's as simple as that.

By posting in this thread with the chance to win, you certify that you're 18, in good health, and assume all liability involved with a promotion of this nature.

THE WINNER WILL RECEIVED TWO SNS PRODUCTS OF HIS OR HER CHOICE, WITH A LOG BEING MANDATORY.

IT'S GREAT TO BE THE NEW GUY ON ANABOLIC MINDS, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING ALONGSIDE OF YOU HERE TRYING TO PROGRESS IN THE WEIGHTROOM!​
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My ex X-D lmfao
 

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Welcome to this great community! Nice promo!
 
All day!
 

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Thanks for all the welcomes and good will in this thread already!

I've already laughed out loud and admired somebody's ex - you guys are going to make this a great first experience on AM.

:D

Why did I get banned? The infamous Bozz applied some rep rules after they'd been amended, and I'm now with you all. But I like it here better, less spicy. :p
 
UncleWade said:
Thanks for all the welcomes and good will in this thread already!

I've already laughed out loud and admired somebody's ex - you guys are going to make this a great first experience on AM.

:D

Why did I get banned? The infamous Bozz applied some rep rules after they'd been amended, and I'm now with you all. But I like it here better, less spicy. :p
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Lol glad you did brother :-)
 
Sup misc brah....
 
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Damn I want her to spread them Lats when I go balls deep!
 
tldr
 
FAIL!!!
 

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So I admire the ppl posting pics but since I never won a promo ima try hard this time and instead of opening some folder and posting a pic ima randomly post a funny/disturbing sex adventure I've encountered thus showing you I'm not only entertaining but im putting work into it

ok so night I graduated high school (2007) went to a party with my friend (he's 480 lbs) I got tipsy he got smashed and drank 5 bottles of hot sauce , **** his pants and had a girl piss on him well he had a better night then me....I took a pretty attractive female home we were both pretty tipsy when we got to my bedroom and started doing a 69 all was going very well until the morning. I woke up around 6 am super thirsty...went down stairs to get water and saw my mom getting around for work...she said Ricky!! Who beat you up? I said what?!? She then told me I had blood all over my face and chin...well I started gagging and then she asked if I had a girl upstairs lol long story short I had to flip my mattress wash all my sheets and get a shower but hey this guy earned his red wings :)
 
howwedo107 said:
So I admire the ppl posting pics but since I never won a promo ima try hard this time and instead of opening some folder and posting a pic ima randomly post a funny/disturbing sex adventure I've encountered thus showing you I'm not only entertaining but im putting work into it

ok so night I graduated high school (2007) went to a party with my friend (he's 480 lbs) I got tipsy he got smashed and drank 5 bottles of hot sauce , **** his pants and had a girl piss on him well he had a better night then me....I took a pretty attractive female home we were both pretty tipsy when we got to my bedroom and started doing a 69 all was going very well until the morning. I woke up around 6 am super thirsty...went down stairs to get water and saw my mom getting around for work...she said Ricky!! Who beat you up? I said what?!? She then told me I had blood all over my face and chin...well I started gagging and then she asked if I had a girl upstairs lol long story short I had to flip my mattress wash all my sheets and get a shower but hey this guy earned his red wings :)
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disturbing!!!!!!!
 
howwedo107 said:
So I admire the ppl posting pics but since I never won a promo ima try hard this time and instead of opening some folder and posting a pic ima randomly post a funny/disturbing sex adventure I've encountered thus showing you I'm not only entertaining but im putting work into it

ok so night I graduated high school (2007) went to a party with my friend (he's 480 lbs) I got tipsy he got smashed and drank 5 bottles of hot sauce , **** his pants and had a girl piss on him well he had a better night then me....I took a pretty attractive female home we were both pretty tipsy when we got to my bedroom and started doing a 69 all was going very well until the morning. I woke up around 6 am super thirsty...went down stairs to get water and saw my mom getting around for work...she said Ricky!! Who beat you up? I said what?!? She then told me I had blood all over my face and chin...well I started gagging and then she asked if I had a girl upstairs lol long story short I had to flip my mattress wash all my sheets and get a shower but hey this guy earned his red wings :)
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That's ****in fowl bro... I was at a party and ****ed the citrate girl in school... Analy lol she **** all over me. From then on she was called the "Party Pooper"
 
Airborne42 said:
My ex X-D lmfao
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Love the corona on the counter, and is that a room with a sink that has a door to the shower? Weird set up for a bathroom. Like a half bathroom that leads to a half bathroom. I know I notice stupid sh1t, hot chick in any case!
 
howwedo107 said:
I'll post one or two a day depending how I feel :) lol I have a ton and yes I can swear they are alllll true
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*high five* lol
 
Ok one more since I'm a little late gettin in

Few years ago I had a gf who was a pretty cute small girl...well I had a kick ass air mattress in my room and we were watching a movie when a spider crawled on my arm...I freaked out swatted at it and missed....looked all over for at least an hour for this god forsaken creature...no luck...well we started doing the nasty and she was riding on top...things were going fantastic when suddenly I felt that damn sneaky ass spider crawling up my side so I threw her off me like she was a doll and into the end of the air mattress where she bounced and landed on her ankle...spraining it well I turned on the light to find no spider...she came and never said anything so her cum dripping down my side felt like that damn spider....yes I felt bad and took care of her for 3 weeks while it healed :)
 
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My big brother.... I forgot how to embed youtube videos
 
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Some funny ass ****! Wait for it ;-)
 
EXAMPLE

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "****" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "****" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the turkey
 
LiveToLift said:
that cracked me up, wtf!
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Lmfao the normal version has no sound so it looks all messed up but this one is hilarious X-D
 
:-)
 

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[yt ] =equal sign and everything after it [ /yt]

No spaces in between any of it
 
Big fan of SNS because of its reps and promos. Never tried the products yet tho :-/
 
Posin a threat!
 

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