Tr3sting the Limits

My service is so shytty....LOL
 
Man, now you guys have me all needing to read up on hst... I've been tweaking and perfecting multiple variations of phat for 2 years now but now I'm getting the itch to experiment again...
 
booneman77 said:
Man, now you guys have me all needing to read up on hst... I've been tweaking and perfecting multiple variations of phat for 2 years now but now I'm getting the itch to experiment again...
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Its painfully awesome. In the way that biting is. Only your doing it to yourself....wait a minute.....


And no I didn't include any of HGP's patented Trest Juice.
 
mmorso said:
You're probably right: there is something so dark and self-loathing about screwing fat chicks... OJ and waffles might humanize it a little
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Well there's your problem. If you're gonna do it, don't hate yourself for it. Think of it as community service. Just doing good your part to make the world a better place.
 
SFreed said:
Apparently I'm using the same service. Missed like 5 posts somehow. Either that, or you guys are just responding that fast
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I have to sometimes wait 3 or 4 minutes to post shyt. I live in BFE off a private road and I can't even get respectable internet where I live. The only part I miss about the city
 
And it's been my experience that fat chick breakfast typically consists of biscuits and gravy.
 
ryane87 said:
I have to sometimes wait 3 or 4 minutes to post shyt. I live in BFE off a private road and I can't even get respectable internet where I live. The only part I miss about the city
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And not having goats eat your stuff
 
Who hates themselves for fcking fat girls? I mean you might hate yourself if you are doing a 600 pounder, but don't hate yourself for a plumper. They make excellent streak breakers and you are almost guaranteed an outstanding blow job because they have to be good at something
 
ryane87 said:
Who hates themselves for fcking fat girls? I mean you might hate yourself if you are doing a 600 pounder, but don't hate yourself for a plumper. They make excellent streak breakers and you are almost guaranteed an outstanding blow job because they have to be good at something
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LOL it wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so damn true.
 
ryane87 said:
Who hates themselves for fcking fat girls? I mean you might hate yourself if you are doing a 600 pounder, but don't hate yourself for a plumper. They make excellent streak breakers and you are almost guaranteed an outstanding blow job because they have to be good at something
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Holy sh it!! Fricken hilarious AND a little scary
 
ryane87 said:
Who hates themselves for fcking fat girls? I mean you might hate yourself if you are doing a 600 pounder, but don't hate yourself for a plumper. They make excellent streak breakers and you are almost guaranteed an outstanding blow job because they have to be good at something
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Normally they were not my first option... and waking up to a violent hangover in a fat chicks room that smells like bu-di-ssy were never my greatest moments as a c@cksmith
 
Since I'm at work I should probably get off my a$$ and go check on everybody
 
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