Timber's Epi Smash

:eek: Good lord must've been about 20 courics!
 
TimberLakers said:
I'm getting tired of the whole... ZOMMMGGGzzz, I was 140 last yearzzzzz.... Ok...

I was 150 last year, but I don't go stroking myself off over it, and pretending like I'm a superior human being.

ZOOMMGGGG, my test lvlzzz iz 800!!! IZ THAT GEWD?!??!!

Here's one, lets test our SAT scores - knowing that your full time job is hocking diet advice to fat people on some website no one has heard about...
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My SAT scores sucked... I didn't start taking life seriously until I spent a Ph.D's worth of time at a Jr College, but I graduate from Cal Fullerton Saturday. (Then it's back to school for grad BS"
 
VolcomX311 said:
My SAT scores sucked... I didn't start taking life seriously until I spent a Ph.D's worth of time at a Jr College, but I graduate from Cal Fullerton Saturday. (Then it's back to school for grad BS"
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Buster is going to have to google what a high SAT score is... Just like he did to figure out what his testosterone levels would be for his AM.com purposes.
 
I remember reading that his test levels are so naturally high and a PH would destroy his body. HAHA. SAT's were cake for me. My mom bought me a book but I never studied that sh*t.
 
MrBigPR said:
I remember reading that his test levels are so naturally high and a PH would destroy his body. HAHA. SAT's were cake for me. My mom bought me a book but I never studied that sh*t.
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I think I remember giving up out of boredom half way through the SAT's, seriously, and that habit almost carried over to my CSCS test. I remember thinking, "damn this ****" around 3 hours in, but the fact I payed $500 to take the damn test kept me going, barely.

My brain works like a drag car. I'm phucken brilliant for about an hour, then I get down syndrome if I don't get a break.
 
VolcomX311 said:
I think I remember giving up out of boredom half way through the SAT's, seriously, and that habit almost carried over to my CSCS test. I remember thinking, "damn this ****" around 3 hours in, but the fact I payed $500 to take the damn test kept me going, barely.

My brain works like a drag car. I'm phucken brilliant for about an hour, then I get down syndrome if I don't get a break.
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I'm the same way. I have to take breaks about every 20 mins when I'm doing homework. I'm an intellectual sprinter.
 
Irish Cannon said:
I'm the same way. I have to take breaks about every 20 mins when I'm doing homework. I'm an intellectual sprinter.
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I red line around 40 min and if I keep pushing it (without taking a break), I'll spiral into apathy. I don't get my friends who study for hours on end, straight.

WITH THE RARE EXCEPTION of befriending a hot stranger who happened to be sitting next to you at the local Starbucks. I used to study at a Starbucks near a private (Christian) college.... oh god, the hot rich girls that get sent to small private colleges, especially a small Christian one. I don't know why, but the hottest girls I've ever seen apart from movies and tv, have been at this private Christian college. Azusa Pacific, that's where MMA'ist James Irvin went to, for MMA factoids in you.
 
VolcomX311 said:
I red line around 40 min and if I keep pushing it (without taking a break), I'll spiral into apathy. I don't get my friends who study for hours on end, straight.

WITH THE RARE EXCEPTION of befriending a hot stranger who happened to be sitting next to you at the local Starbucks. I used to study at a Starbucks near a private (Christian) college.... oh god, the hot rich girls that get sent to small private colleges, especially a small Christian one. I don't know why, but the hottest girls I've ever seen apart from movies and tv, have been at this private Christian college. Azusa Pacific, that's where MMA'ist James Irvin went to, for MMA factoids in you.
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My sister went to a Christian university in Indiana (Taylor University). I know exactly what you mean. Beautiful women from all over the world went there. I was accepted to the school, but decided to stick closer to home.

...actually, the only reason I didn't go was because I would have had to live in the dorm for the first couple of years - the dorms didn't have a kitchen, hence, I couldn't cook my bodybuilder meals. No thanks. :D
 

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UFC Undisputed Break Down

tim1985 said:
Good to know! I heard the other UFC games were terrible, so I was wondering how this one would turn out.
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This is a PM I sent to Mulletsoldier yesterday.

Okay, Da Breakdown...

First off, Career Mode, my one and only experience of this game thus far and it's already too deep for words. Customizing your own fighter can literally take up to 30 min if you "decide" to get that detailed.

There's the usual appearances features, which is vast, where you were born, where you fight out of, nick name, height, weight, bodytype, particulars of the face..... nothing revolutionary there, but is well up there in appearance development depth as far as options.

Here's the fun part.

Apart from choosing what styles, BJJ, Muay Thai, Judo, Kickboxing, Wrestling, Judo.... of which you choose two.

You also have a list of attributes that you can power up, or not power up, which usually have consequences if you neglect too much.

Hand Strike Offense
Hand Strike Defense
Kicking Offense
Kick Defense
Clinch Striking Offense
Clinch Striking Defense
Clinch Grapple Offense
Clinch Grapple Defense
Ground Strike Offense
Ground Strike Defense
Ground Grapple Offense
Ground Grapple Defense
Take Down Offense
Take Down Defense
Submission Offense
Submission Defense

You have a limited amount of points to spread in the above stated attributes.

THEN, you have to train for strength, speed, cardio, of which you can improve your gym equipment and make greater gains.

You get sponsorships and get offers to train at all the various MMA camps.

Note to self. The Striking Offense Attribute for example. I noticed that my striking arsenal and ability increased as my attribute increased. My strikes got tighter and I had a better hook angle on my strikes when in close quarters.

Truth be told I favored my striking like a newbie would at this game and I have gotten consistently owned by Tito Ortiz, because the computer fights like their real life personalities. My take down defense sucks, so Tito owns me with take downs, and he shoots like no one I've fought so far, and my clinch defense sucks, so when we get in a clinch, I get owned.

For every offensive tactic, there is a defensive, counter or evasive tactic against it. Had I focused less on punches and kicks, while I was getting GNP's by Tito's bull charging ass, I could have timed an arm grap while he was powning me and gone for an arm bar ( or something).

I've fought Machida and he makes it a Beijing sprint trial in the game as well. Very evasive and likes to counter.

I've not used any of the pre made UFC fighters because the Career Mode is so damn addicting, only gay thing is I mis-spelled my name because I play off a tiny TV, so I'm Samuet Holmes and that's gay.

In career mode, you can have multiple fighters, but a progressively improving gym, so if I retire Samuet and start a new character, I'll have the improved equipment in my gym. The game holds up to 100 fighters.

Game Play.

Rough at first because it's like learning a new language. I've only subbed a sparring partner.. oh yeah, and as you advance in rank or accumulated reputation, you get more advanced sparring partners. There's a lot to figure out in Career Mode and it's most addictive aspect are the RPG elements of character building and basically advancing in levels and reputation.

The Exhibition Mode, is the choose a UFC character and get to it and fight, you can also create your own character in Exhibition Mode, and that's the character you take online.

Like COD4, as you play online, you get ranked. White Belt, Blue Belt, Purple Belt and other various ranking systems as you play your character online.

There is a good tutorial mode that you can access at any time that will assist you in the various fight forms, Subs, TD's, Clinch.... which I'll need to revisit.

I took down some guy (I forgot the fighter's name) and I know how to transition, but he was BJJ'd out and I had one of my hammer fists reversed into an arm bar. I could have reversed his reversal if my grapple defense was stronger, and I knew what I was doing. The grapple game was made for rolling and reversing and when you do it, it looks really hard.

I've only played the game for a couple hours yesterday and it's very good.

The character development is so vast and it's a trip fighting against your favorite UFC fighters, who as I mentioned, perform to their real to life personalities.

Freaking James Irving really did a jumping knee on me and damn near took me out!
 
VolcomX311 said:
If he's taller then 5'2, then damn, that's legit. I can't hit 355, but I'm in a long term recovery from a slip disc, so I'll probably never squat that much.
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I am with you on that. I miss squatting heavy since I tore my disk. Now I am so worried about reinjury and the doc said don't even try to go heavy at this time.
 
Silver3CSRT8 said:
I am with you on that. I miss squatting heavy since I tore my disk. Now I am so worried about reinjury and the doc said don't even try to go heavy at this time.
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I was banned from Squats, Deads and heavy Shrugs and I didn't listen, then I got a major re-aggravation and couldn't walk for 3 days. It happened right before I started a log last summer and I logged my recovery, because once I could walk again, I went back to the gym, but nothing axial bearing. Watch those things, once the disc slips, depending on its severity, it may never be the same.

My doctor said that my lumbar muscles formed around the slip, so my lumbar is at a slight angle, bound by muscle, which means my lumbar will never be quite 100%.
 
MrBigPR said:
I've got a whole bunch of those pictures in my email. If only I knew how to post them on here :thinking:
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Click on the paper clip icon(attachments icon) and upload it from your comp, then drag it into your post. I think you have to save the images to comp first though
 
My taste is far too Southern California, skinny white girl. Those two butts look like a medical issue to me. I like back shaped, but nowhere near that size, but I realize I may be in the minority.

Personally, I think the Latina's in general have the best backsides. "Usually" smaller, but very shaped. White girls don't "normally" have good backsides, but that's what I was raised on and when you're raised on liver, you like the taste of liver.
 
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