The random thought/question thread

You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views.
 
rmanyou said:
You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views.
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THE GOLDEN RULE:

HE WHO HAS THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES
 
Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.
 
if ella fizgerald married darth vader...she would be ella vader
 
what do they call the guy who finished last in medical school....


DOCTOR
 
I just ate tortilla chips.
 
"Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”
 
“Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.”
 
If it happens one more time, I'm gonna trip this douchemonkey that shoves past me every single class we have together without saying excuse me.
You don't wanna be polite? Neither will I.
 
For some reason people still think it's okay to sell Ostarine in pct products. Not to mention, adding epiandro to it. Lol absolute idiocy.
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BamBam0319 said:
For some reason people still think it's okay to sell Ostarine in pct products. Not to mention, adding epiandro to it. Lol absolute idiocy.
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the other reply was much better !
 
thebigt said:
what do they call the guy who finished last in medical school....


DOCTOR
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More accurately Family Practice Doctor lol

The one who finishes at the very top of the class is called a Dermatologist
 
"silence will fall when the Question is asked".
 
"the first question, the oldest question in the universe, hidden in plain sight".
 
at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked — a question that must never ever be answered
 
thebigt said:
hey adam, don't eat that apple, man!!!
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Therefore, just as through one man sin entered the world, and death through sin, and thus death spread to all men, because all sinned—.....

For if by the transgression of the one, death reigned through the one, much more those who receive the abundance of grace and of the gift of righteousness will reign in life through the One, Jesus Christ. (Romans 5:17)
 
one of my best childhood memories was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in my bed.....I miss teleporting it never happens to me anymore
 
rmanyou said:
one of my best childhood memories was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in my bed.....I miss teleporting it never happens to me anymore
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Haha, awesome!
 
rmanyou said:
one of my best childhood memories was falling asleep on the couch and waking up in my bed.....I miss teleporting it never happens to me anymore
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you got to big for your mom to carry, lo!!!
 
Apart from the resurrection we'd know very little about Jesus.

“I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die."

"Do you believe this?” - Jesus
 
But the angel answered and said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified. He is not here; for He is risen, as He said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay. And go quickly and tell His disciples that He is risen from the dead, and indeed He is going before you into Galilee; there you will see Him.
 
For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God.
 
Isaiah 53.5: "But he was wounded for our transgressions; he was crushed for our iniquities; on him was the chastisement that brought us peace, and by his stripes we are healed."
 
David Dunn said:
Apart from the resurrection we'd know very little about Jesus.

“I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die."

"Do you believe this?” - Jesus
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thy will be done!!!
 
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that god doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
 
fame126 said:
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that god doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked for forgiveness.
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Jesus will forgive you....good luck with the kid whose bike you stole, he might not be so forgiving, lol!!!
 
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