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The greatest indicator of a mans potential for success is not his I.Q. (Intelligence Quotient) but rather his E.Q. (Emotional Quotient).

Emotional intelligence (EI) or emotional quotient (EQ) is the capacity of individuals to recognize their own, and other people's emotions, to discriminate between different feelings and label them appropriately, and to use emotional information to guide thinking and behavior.
 
Never show your face in a d*ck pic! You never know what a scorned woman will do!

My friend was dating a girl and now that it's over, she created a fake Instagram and Facebook profile and posted his pics. So pretty much all his friends, family, and followers know what size he is!
 
Happiness isn't something that depends on our surroundings...It's something we make inside ourselves.
 
Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible.
 
Forgiveness is the key which unlocks the door of resentment & the handcuffs of bitterness.
 
It is not my ability, but my response to God’s ability, that counts
 
I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I fall in.
I am lost... I am helpless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I am in the same place.
But, it isn't my fault.
It still takes me a long time to get out.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in. It's a habit.
My eyes are open.
I know where I am.
It is my fault. I get out immediately.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

I walk down another street.
 
Pete and RePete fell in a well Pete got out who was left?
 
The same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances.
 
Women are far more precious than jewels and their value is far above rubies or pearls....
 
Did I just fcuk myself up by taking a nap?!?
 
I don't think squats really make your a** grow. After all these years of squatting, I should be able to sit a cup on my a**.
 
puccah8808 said:
I don't think squats really make your a** grow. After all these years of squatting, I should be able to sit a cup on my a**.
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I wonder wtf I'm doing then...
 
Today I know that such memories are the key not to the past, but to the future. I know that the experiences of our lives, when we let God use them, become the mysterious and perfect preparation for the work He will give us to do.


Corrie ten Boom, The Hiding Place
 
What if we were not confined by time, space, or matter?
 
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."
 
Warn a divisive person once, and then warn them a second time. After that, have nothing to do with them.
 
Why was losing weight so much easier before?
 
My random thought is, why the f do I pay out the ass for health insurance and it don't pay for crap until I hit my 10000$ premium. I am over this!!
 
bigguyn10ec said:
My random thought is, why the f do I pay out the ass for health insurance and it don't pay for crap until I hit my 10000$ premium. I am over this!!
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I finally found a job that pays 100% of everything. :)
 
bigguyn10ec said:
Seriously? Where?!
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lol, I don't want to say the name but... There are some amazing perks!

Free life insurance.
Free medical, dental, and vision.
You get a bonus every quarter if you don't call in sick.
If it's a good year, whatever revenue that is over what was expected is split among all the employees.

:)

Edit: We have company dinners and gatherings all the time. :)
 
puccah8808 said:
lol, I don't want to say the name but... There are some amazing perks!

Free life insurance.
Free medical, dental, and vision.
You get a bonus every quarter if you don't call in sick.
If it's a good year, whatever revenue that is over what was expected is split among all the employees.

:)

Edit: We have company dinners and gatherings all the time. :)
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Seriously I need a place like that!
 
When the first car was built, were they smart enough to think of windshield wipers right away? What did they do when it rained? Just didn't drive or go anywhere that day?
 
"Mary Anderson (1866–1953) was an American real estate developer, rancher, viticulturist and inventor of the windshield wiper blade. In November 1903 Anderson was granted her first patent for an automatic car window cleaning device controlled inside the car, called the windshield wiper."

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David Dunn said:
"Mary Anderson (1866–1953) was an American real estate developer, rancher, viticulturist and inventor of the windshield wiper blade. In November 1903 Anderson was granted her first patent for an automatic car window cleaning device controlled inside the car, called the windshield wiper."

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You ate your Wheaties this morning, didn't you?
 
having an itch in the middle of your back that you cant reach and have to use the corner edge of a wall to scratch cause everyone else is sleeping. then the dog looks at with a look that says, "now you know how i feel"
 
smith_69 said:
having an itch in the middle of your back that you cant reach and have to use the corner edge of a wall to scratch cause everyone else is sleeping. then the dog looks at with a look that says, "now you know how i feel"
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Funny!!
 
Why the hell did the east coast experience the beginning and end of spring in one single day and now we are just dealing with summer? Lol
 
When you get older, the hairs in your ears get longer and grow outward.
Looking at my cat, I suddenly got a thought.
What if long ear hairs are like cats whiskers, to feel if your body fits through small spaces?
I stuck my head into the microwave oven, nah, didn't felt anything...
 
Rocket3015 said:
Every thread I open has this in it ????
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He was spamming the crap out of AM last night and it looks like Admin deleted all of the posts and banned him. Good riddance.
 
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