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Rob1882 said:
Wtf.. I wash my dishes before placing the food on it shiet ;)

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My clean eating doughnut bitches... :D
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We have the same dishes
 

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DAMN...my mr.coffee machine broke...instant coffee sucks!!!
 
My first client as a personal trainer stares at my arms while I talk and doesn't register a single damned word out of my mouth.
 
BamBam0319 said:
My first client as a personal trainer stares at my arms while I talk and doesn't register a single damned word out of my mouth.
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you are off to a great start...if client is female!!!!!
 
Rob1882 said:
Does he lick his lips at the same time? is it creepy? or are you into it.. wait wut O.o
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Idk it's weird. I hate it. He makes everyone uncomfortable and the only reason I got him was because he personally requested me to be his trainer.
thebigt said:
you are off to a great start...if client is female!!!!!
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Nope. Ha. But I know a bunch of 'em who told me they wanted me to train them once I got started. I have just been waiting for the green light from the boss.
 
BamBam0319 said:
Idk it's weird. I hate it. He makes everyone uncomfortable and the only reason I got him was because he personally requested me to be his trainer.
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You promised you wouldn't divulge this information... I trusted you!!!!! :( lulz

That sounds fairly weird tbh he thinkin bout your thick juicy goods breh he better be payin good.. I heard Bostin treat a trick well.. just sayin :D lulz haha
 
BamBam0319 said:
Idk it's weird. I hate it. He makes everyone uncomfortable and the only reason I got him was because he personally requested me to be his trainer.
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When he falls into creeper trance you should start saying crazy ****. "It's all about form we will find just the right angle where you can squeeze 2 extra di*ks in your mouth"
 
Rob1882 said:
You promised you wouldn't divulge this information... I trusted you!!!!! :( lulz

That sounds fairly weird tbh he thinkin bout your thick juicy goods breh he better be payin good.. I heard Bostin treat a trick well.. just sayin :D lulz haha
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Lol. It is really weird. One of the first times I spoke with him, he said "Man your arms look bigger and bigger every day I see you. What are you taking?" I told him creatine, and now every time he sees me he mentions the creatine and how it's working really well!
 
If you search “askew” in Google, the page in your browser will tilt.
 
Google "what does the Fox say" for maximum humor keep doing it hahaha

Edit: you have to have Google setup to voice control for this to work.
 
David Dunn said:
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There are heaps of google easter eggs.

Type:

-Do a barrel roll
-Atari breakout (after you type it click images)
-Anagram
-Recursion

Etc
 
ActiveShooter said:
Google "what does the Fox say" for maximum humor keep doing it hahaha

Edit: you have to have Google setup to voice control for this to work.
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I edited my original post, it will not work unless your phone has Google voice response.
 
"Where Have All The Good Times Gone!"

All my life Ive never stopped to worry 'bout a thing,
Open up and shout it out,an' never try to sing,
Wondering if Ive done it wrong,
Will this depression last for long,wont you tell me,
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.

Once we had an easy ride and always felt the same,
Time was on our side and we had everything to gain,
This could be like yesterday,
Is thst me with your happydays,
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.

Ma and pa look back on all the things they used to do,
Never had no money and they always told the truth,
Daddy didnt need no little toys,
Mommy didnt need no little boys,Wont you tell me,
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
Ow!

Yesterday was such an easy game for you to play,
Ah but then lets face it,things are easier today,
Yes you need some bringing down,
Get your feet back on the ground,
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
Where have all the good times gone.
 
If you replace "W" in what, where, and when with a "T".

You answer the question.
 
Zerg Rush is another good Google Easter egg. You have to stop the Zergs from destroying the search results
 
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
 
rmanyou said:
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.
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cold hearted orb
that rules the night
removes the colours
from our sight
red is gray and
yellow white
but we decide
which is right
and
which is an illusion
 
There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.
 
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