First, I am ridiculously embarassed. I owe two of you some pretty serious gift card $$ from your video logs from 2 years ago.
I've been working since 7am, and I will be working until 5pm EST, which means you know who you are - so hit me up and we'll tale care of this finally. It's one thing to be let down, broken promises from suppliers, production, etc, but this is ALL ON ME and I want to clean my Karma account.will
Beast will remember who you are (not that we don't trust you) but shoot me your name here, I'll double check with him, and we'll get you paid.
Now...that brings us back to Strafe.
Strafe, when I was in the condition to push myself at the gym, more than fulfilled the promises indicated by the design - and then we discovered that the formula was sucking moisture from the air and turning into chewy chunks. I don't blame you for not ordering but that issue has been fixed so we;re going to breathe some new life into Strafe,
Each jar is still 22 servings, so what we're going to log is two jars. Before pictures, halfway pictures, any outlier pictures (man, I added 5 lbs this week - here's proof), and final pictures. Workout routine is not only required, but if the volume or intensity is not sufficient to really put this to the test then you'll need to adjust it for "us".
That's pretty much it except for one thing,,,,,initially you will receive a bottle of the Orange-Pineapple, and then in 2 weeks you will receive a bottle that is...not Orange-Pineapple. We're shooting for a new flavor that won't be revealed yet.
Ok...I need testersm domestic US ONLY (unless you are contest prepping, in which case talk to me privately).
Strafe bums me out that we're not selling more of it, especially with so many requests for natural muscle builders.
Final caveat....BMP is supposed to be here and ready to ship out in about 10 days. Now, I'm not paying for it - can't really afford it - but you will have the option of adding it into your routine at ONE dose in the morning,. Strafe does a great job of increasing MPS during the day, but that means we're wasting a good 16 hours of the day twiddling our thumbs,
Hope that makes sense,
Apply here. Wanna ship these out on Tuesday and have logs started by the latest Monday.
NO FLAKES.
42 Virile Mane FREE betas went out the door and I have heard back from 5 of you. You guys not only get to play with free stuff, and might even find a combo that's pure magic for you, but you're also my advertising. The sooner we can speed up, the sooner we can have everything back in stock and the release iof the new products (AdrenoSurge, Elimistane, Metabolic Rebirth, HEAT Stack, Demolish, Inflate (heh heh...only one person knows what this is, and let's see if they make the connection based on the conversation we had.) not to mention Skyn Fyrm, EyeTyTe, Cellulite Supernova, Flawless DFH, java Lustre shampoo, java lather liquid lava bodywash, and a specialized new product that my EvoMuse Sales Manager's passing comment inspired based on an obvious Leptin resistance in his father, but a crippled restoration of Leptin sensitvity. Took me about 10 minutes to figure out where it's all going wrong, and we're gonna be starting testing here within 2 weeks.
Anyway...TL;DR
3 testers
Push yourself even harder than you are now
Strafe every night (with some amino acids still in your plasma, which means a scoop or twio of protein before bed.
Be creative and articulate....I don't want to have to discontinue Strafe.
I've been working since 7am, and I will be working until 5pm EST, which means you know who you are - so hit me up and we'll tale care of this finally. It's one thing to be let down, broken promises from suppliers, production, etc, but this is ALL ON ME and I want to clean my Karma account.will
Beast will remember who you are (not that we don't trust you) but shoot me your name here, I'll double check with him, and we'll get you paid.
Now...that brings us back to Strafe.
Strafe, when I was in the condition to push myself at the gym, more than fulfilled the promises indicated by the design - and then we discovered that the formula was sucking moisture from the air and turning into chewy chunks. I don't blame you for not ordering but that issue has been fixed so we;re going to breathe some new life into Strafe,
Each jar is still 22 servings, so what we're going to log is two jars. Before pictures, halfway pictures, any outlier pictures (man, I added 5 lbs this week - here's proof), and final pictures. Workout routine is not only required, but if the volume or intensity is not sufficient to really put this to the test then you'll need to adjust it for "us".
That's pretty much it except for one thing,,,,,initially you will receive a bottle of the Orange-Pineapple, and then in 2 weeks you will receive a bottle that is...not Orange-Pineapple. We're shooting for a new flavor that won't be revealed yet.
Ok...I need testersm domestic US ONLY (unless you are contest prepping, in which case talk to me privately).
Strafe bums me out that we're not selling more of it, especially with so many requests for natural muscle builders.
Final caveat....BMP is supposed to be here and ready to ship out in about 10 days. Now, I'm not paying for it - can't really afford it - but you will have the option of adding it into your routine at ONE dose in the morning,. Strafe does a great job of increasing MPS during the day, but that means we're wasting a good 16 hours of the day twiddling our thumbs,
Hope that makes sense,
Apply here. Wanna ship these out on Tuesday and have logs started by the latest Monday.
NO FLAKES.
42 Virile Mane FREE betas went out the door and I have heard back from 5 of you. You guys not only get to play with free stuff, and might even find a combo that's pure magic for you, but you're also my advertising. The sooner we can speed up, the sooner we can have everything back in stock and the release iof the new products (AdrenoSurge, Elimistane, Metabolic Rebirth, HEAT Stack, Demolish, Inflate (heh heh...only one person knows what this is, and let's see if they make the connection based on the conversation we had.) not to mention Skyn Fyrm, EyeTyTe, Cellulite Supernova, Flawless DFH, java Lustre shampoo, java lather liquid lava bodywash, and a specialized new product that my EvoMuse Sales Manager's passing comment inspired based on an obvious Leptin resistance in his father, but a crippled restoration of Leptin sensitvity. Took me about 10 minutes to figure out where it's all going wrong, and we're gonna be starting testing here within 2 weeks.
Anyway...TL;DR
3 testers
Push yourself even harder than you are now
Strafe every night (with some amino acids still in your plasma, which means a scoop or twio of protein before bed.
Be creative and articulate....I don't want to have to discontinue Strafe.