Slicin' and Dicin'
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Dustin07
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I feel like you probably see more of this stuff in your line of work than I do, I hear you but I bet you have better restraint than I do!
Dustin07
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Cleans
3 x 95, 115, 135
Squats
5 x 120, 150
3 x 180
5 x 195, 225
15 x 255 (massive reps PR)
Joker
1 x 285, 315, 330
Walk outs (10-15 second holds)
1 x 385, 430
Squats
3 x 225
Notes
Tested new location on the way home since mine is closing. I'm honestly a little sad at how great it is. We have two belt squat machines!
Never tried more than 10 at this weight but 15 was insanely possible. Maybe 20 in a comp setting.
I was honestly nervous about this session and I destroyed it. Another short one, but effective imo.
3 x 95, 115, 135
Squats
5 x 120, 150
3 x 180
5 x 195, 225
15 x 255 (massive reps PR)
Joker
1 x 285, 315, 330
Walk outs (10-15 second holds)
1 x 385, 430
Squats
3 x 225
Notes
Tested new location on the way home since mine is closing. I'm honestly a little sad at how great it is. We have two belt squat machines!
Never tried more than 10 at this weight but 15 was insanely possible. Maybe 20 in a comp setting.
I was honestly nervous about this session and I destroyed it. Another short one, but effective imo.
gphagan1
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That was a great leg day…bet you had a good leg pump after that. Congrats on the PR, and the new gym looks nice.
Hopefully you don’t have to deal with old man balls in that locker room.
Dustin07
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That was a great leg day…bet you had a good leg pump after that. Congrats on the PR, and the new gym looks nice.
225 moved a bit slow, my first 3 reps of 255 were slow but I told myself just one rep at a time and see what we got. by rep 8 or 9 they got easier and easier. I was honestly very surprised not only to hit my 13 but to easily take 15.
I don't have tiktok but my buddy sent me this for reasons you'll see in the first 2 seconds. I was like "I know her, she's a local trainer". apparently they had her promote the new remodel at the other location, and this remodel is why my favorite one was closed down. https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pouAM9/
Its honestly pretty great. I'm bummed cause a chapter is ending and all my lifting bros have already dispersed to their new gym homes but the equipment here is insanely good stuff. the knurling on the new barbells is crazy. my grip will be fantastic and my hands will be bloody
Hopefully you don’t have to deal with old man balls in that locker room.
bent over yesterday to tie my shoe as older fat dude turns around buckass naked but at least he wasn't predatory about it lol.
Dustin07
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Can't remember if I mentioned this but got home late weds night, the night after our raid, and my stepdaughter had made me a sandwhich.
So for anyone keeping score, I now have two women making me sammiches.
I told my wife last night that the next time my stepdaughters best friend comes over (which I think she's staying the weekend) I'm going to just put out all the stuff required to make a sandwich and see if i can go 3 for 3. #winning
So for anyone keeping score, I now have two women making me sammiches.
I told my wife last night that the next time my stepdaughters best friend comes over (which I think she's staying the weekend) I'm going to just put out all the stuff required to make a sandwich and see if i can go 3 for 3. #winning
Dustin07
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today is also ironically probably my best gym opportunity of the week, but I've gone fairly hard all week and I restart Sunday with heavy bench. So I'm contemplating some sort of easy recovery GPP type stuff. Sleds, maybe pull-ups not sure. but my week would basically look like this then:
Sunday - bench
monday - cardio
tuesday - deadlift
wednesday - OHP
Thursday - squats
Friday - GPP
Saturday - rest, legit rest, even mild farm chores
Sunday - Bench week 2.
My recovery is high since I've only been hitting my big lifts on short sessions all week. But I don't want to hammer my chest and then not be recovered for Sunday so I'm on the fence with how to spend my opportunity to lift today.
Sunday - bench
monday - cardio
tuesday - deadlift
wednesday - OHP
Thursday - squats
Friday - GPP
Saturday - rest, legit rest, even mild farm chores
Sunday - Bench week 2.
My recovery is high since I've only been hitting my big lifts on short sessions all week. But I don't want to hammer my chest and then not be recovered for Sunday so I'm on the fence with how to spend my opportunity to lift today.
Hyde
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Don’t work anterior muscles 48 hours before most important bench session. If bench was today, you could do muscles 48 hours after, but prioritize the performance.
New gym looks like it has everything you could want, so embrace the new era of sick options for getting even more jacked.
Also that girl’s TikTok is so awful; no attention span at all - every clip is too short to see any detail, just flashing images
New gym looks like it has everything you could want, so embrace the new era of sick options for getting even more jacked.
Also that girl’s TikTok is so awful; no attention span at all - every clip is too short to see any detail, just flashing images
Dustin07
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this is the confirmation I was looking for. I will probably just knock out some light cardio and maybe swim a few laps. Energy and recovery are high so I want to capitalize on that, but not hinder Sundays work.
New gym looks like it has everything you could want, so embrace the new era of sick options for getting even more jacked.
Also that girl’s TikTok is so awful; no attention span at all - every clip is too short to see any detail, just flashing images
cracked me up that the trainer was opening up her promotional tiktok with her own booty shot lol.
But yeah I used to hit this location for LISS days on the way home but the lifting was no good. now all the sudden they've competely revamped. they must have well over 6 figures $$ invested. I can tell that quality bumper plates and power racks are a foreign idea to a lot of the people I saw in there walking around yesterday, but I am cautiously optimistic the vibe is improving and there will be a good collective testosterone level.
gphagan1
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I know, they could have at least showed her ass a little longer.Also that girl’s TikTok is so awful; no attention span at all - every clip is too short to see any detail, just flashing images
Dustin07
Legend
if you tap it, you can get it to pause.I know, they could have at least showed her ass a little longer.
....i assume....
gphagan1
Legend
She looks like she may have those clapping cheeks.
Dustin07
Legend
Even though I worked late and could not make the gym last night, I'm now 3 for 3 on sammiches.
Came home to a burger my stepdaughter brought home from work for me. And her friend stayed the night so this morning she offered to make me a breakfast bagel with a little cream cheese and cold smoked salmon we had (so like lox basically).
Even though my wife and I were walking out the door to run some errands I had to accept to solidify myself as king of the sammich house.
Came home to a burger my stepdaughter brought home from work for me. And her friend stayed the night so this morning she offered to make me a breakfast bagel with a little cream cheese and cold smoked salmon we had (so like lox basically).
Even though my wife and I were walking out the door to run some errands I had to accept to solidify myself as king of the sammich house.
gphagan1
Legend
Dustin07
Legend
H/S incline
20 x 90
Bench
5 x 115, 145
3 x 175
3 x 205, 235
7 x 255
Joker
1 x 275, 285
(285 was so easy, I would have taken 295+ if I had a spotter today)
BBB
5 x 10 x 155
DB flies
15 x 35s
10 x 45s
Tri cable push downs - rope attachment
15 x 110, 150
SS with ez bar curls - wide grip
2 x 12-15 x 60lb
Notes
255 x 7 is probably a PR but it's another one of those "I've never tried it before" type PRs so it's hard to count it. I'm not sure I had a full 1RIR either that might have been my full tank of gas. The 255 set did leave me shakey but clearly not too weak to take some joker reps.
Caught an owl trying to get at my meat birds last night! That's a first, too, lol.
20 x 90
Bench
5 x 115, 145
3 x 175
3 x 205, 235
7 x 255
Joker
1 x 275, 285
(285 was so easy, I would have taken 295+ if I had a spotter today)
BBB
5 x 10 x 155
DB flies
15 x 35s
10 x 45s
Tri cable push downs - rope attachment
15 x 110, 150
SS with ez bar curls - wide grip
2 x 12-15 x 60lb
Notes
255 x 7 is probably a PR but it's another one of those "I've never tried it before" type PRs so it's hard to count it. I'm not sure I had a full 1RIR either that might have been my full tank of gas. The 255 set did leave me shakey but clearly not too weak to take some joker reps.
Caught an owl trying to get at my meat birds last night! That's a first, too, lol.
gphagan1
Legend
That’s awesome, 255 x 7… I was thinking your bench probably was in that 315 range. I bet with a couple of practice runs you would nail it.
Looks like a Bull market….time to make some money.
Dustin07
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That’s awesome, 255 x 7… I was thinking your bench probably was in that 315 range. I bet with a couple of practice runs you would nail it.
3 wheels is looking like a potential 2026 milestone!!! In a perfect world I'd love for my next PR (anything over 305) to be a joker rep. I'll just maintain current training until it either burns me out, or the next worthwhile PR looks like its mine for the taking!
man I can still feel it days later. I'm not sure how my output was so great that day but I definitley mustered something good.
Dustin07
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I was getting undressed to hit the shower yesterday and one of the dudes was hanging out a little too long but I knew him and I was asking where he's going next week when they shut down the place (he's an employee) and while we were talking he stops and goes, dude you got huge. Like your arms and shoulders are crazy bulked up right now. I brushed it off since I just finished chest day but always nice to get a compliment like that. I was going to take a pic in the mirror cause earlier I felt like I was in monster mode too but I'm just not comfortable with those gym selfies in the mirror around other people.
Dustin07
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sometimes carrying a few extra lbs of flab just doesn't matter when everything else looks awesome in the right shirt lol. My wife said the same thing like a week ago. I've only put on a few lbs since my cut ended but definitely seems like my body was ready to absorb some calories in a positive way. I'm fatter than I want to be by at least 10lbs but performance is high so I'm happy with the current balance.
GreenMachineX
Well-known member
What is a joker set?
MrKleen73
Legend
A Priest, A Rabbi, and a Joker walk into a bar.... Oh wait, that's a joke set up.
Dustin07
Legend
He doesn't mention it in the original 531 book I have so I pulled up the canned google response for you. Basically I don't take Jokers unless I smash my working AMRAP and feel good enough to reach a bit further.
I don't do it if I think I'm at risk of failing a set, or if my recovery is damaged. But lately my conditioning has shifted a bit since I've accidentally defauted to his "I'm not doing jackshit" format, so if I have a short work session, I crush my AMRAP, feel good, but don't have a lot of time to get accessories in, I'll just keep the barbell loaded and reach a little further.
I think I have to be smart about this to not accidentally be falling into a damaging 1rm type effort 4x a week, but in a perfect world what I'd LOVE to see is that my training cycles keep going fairly well, my joker reps add a couple lbs here and there, and one day I finish up my AMRAP and hit a Joker for a PR.
like Sunday bench I hit my 255 x 7 as prescribed. took a joker rep at 275 and 285. I am certain I had 295.
If next week I hit my amrap set, then take a joker at 290-295 I'm within 10lbs of my best 1rm. If I keep doing that for a couple months all the sudden my joker reps end up flirting with PRs. thats probably when I should temper and prepare for a peak week. (OR just stay the course, keep building my base, and let jokers do what they do)
However since 531 is basically 4 week cycles (3 hard weeks + 1 deload) I know that if I bust my butt for 2 weeks then on week 3 I feel comfortable reaching very far. Slingshot, rack pulls etc knowing I'm entering a week of recovery directly after. on bench specifically, following 3 hard weeks of training, the slingshot is a very fun reward for me to play with a toy in the gym that might otherwise overload me too often if I used it the first two weeks.