SilentBob's (no-drama) chatroom

rant-if i have to watch or listen to dagburned advertisements couldn't they at least make them just a little entertaining.


i record the tv shows i want to watch in advance and fast forward through the stupid ass ads. 1 more flo ad and i will puke.

Surely you don't mean this beautiful little Flo.



I don't exactly know why, but I find this chick irresistable.

But.....
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. :hammer:

Invalid Link Removed
 
This bar tender does it for me!!

 
I'd take both Flo and that bartender. :cheers:
 
Flo looks like she could suck a golfball thru 20ft of garden hose!! :yikes:
 
Flo looks like she could suck a golfball thru 20ft of garden hose!! :yikes:
I don't know about all that, but she sure looks like she could give a mean blo.... wait, what?
 
silentbob, i have to hand it to you-you have managed to make flo very appealing!!!:yikes:
 
It's dead in here.... what's going on??? It's Monday, I'm bored and I'm watching (rather listening) to WWE in the background. Stone Cold takes me back to my childhood.... ah Weekdays, gotta love them.
 
One of the best songs ever, in one of the best movies ever.

"You break my record, now I break you."
 
It's dead in here.... what's going on??? It's Monday, I'm bored and I'm watching (rather listening) to WWE in the background. Stone Cold takes me back to my childhood.... ah Weekdays, gotta love them.

Ah the good ole days.the rock mankind,stone cold and etc.
 
I liked Don Gibb better when he was Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds.

Bloodsport was definitely one of the better Van Damme flicks.
 
im in michigan again. Interestingly I've started using the hammer press machines instead of doing bar or db presses, and i'm pushing almost 50% more weight and no shoulder pain. I was pretty sure that shoulder pain, or even just anticipation of shoulder pain was limiting me pretty badly
 
if Stone Cold Steve Austin takes you back to your childhood then your still a child try Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Randy Macho Man Savage, etc.
 
if Stone Cold Steve Austin takes you back to your childhood then your still a child try Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, Randy Macho Man Savage, etc.

That's what I'm talkin about! Austin only take me back to college years. :lol:

Jimmy Superfly Snuka

True [cool] Story, Bro:

Snuka was part of a small wrestling organization that toured college campuses about 10 years ago. They made a stop at Lock Haven, and me being a big wrestling fan at the time, got good tickets. During his match with some little "Mexican" dude, he mounted the ropes to put a hurtin' on the guy. As he did, I yelled out "YO QUIERO TACO BELL"...made him laugh, almost fell off the ropes, and took about 10 extra seconds to recover his balance before moving on. I make Superfly laugh.

/true [cool] story, bro.
:nana:
 
That's what I'm talkin about! Austin only take me back to college years. :lol:



True [cool] Story, Bro:

Snuka was part of a small wrestling organization that toured college campuses about 10 years ago. They made a stop at Lock Haven, and me being a big wrestling fan at the time, got good tickets. During his match with some little "Mexican" dude, he mounted the ropes to put a hurtin' on the guy. As he did, I yelled out "YO QUIERO TACO BELL"...made him laugh, almost fell off the ropes, and took about 10 extra seconds to recover his balance before moving on. I make Superfly laugh.

/true [cool] story, bro.
:nana:

shhh your going to out me we can't talk about andre,mancho man,miss eliz, and etc.man those were some goldern years of wrestling.hulk was the man but to beat the man you gotta be the man....whooooooo!!!
 
I am pulling out the age card here guys. We used to crack up watching Dusty. There was a guy in my highschool that would go around talking like him.

Invalid Link Removed
 
THE COOLEST CAT EVER!!!!

Invalid Link Removed

R.I.P. Road Warrior Hawk. :hail:
 
People say I used to look like him in college... I dunno. Always like him, though.

Invalid Link Removed
 
TA-DA!!!!

Invalid Link Removed
 
I am pulling out the age card here guys. We used to crack up watching Dusty. There was a guy in my highschool that would go around talking like him.

Invalid Link Removed

**** the bruiser/ernie ladd/the blackjacks/wilbur synder/iron shiek......


oh yeah, andre the giant.
 
looks like one of dog the bounty hunters outfits.

Looks like King Diamond and Dr. Shakalu from Grandma's Boy.

Invalid Link Removed

Invalid Link Removed
 
Refreshing my memory also made me remember Chyna.

One of these two wrestlers was in playboy. It's a rather depressing story.

I'll be nice, and not post any pics.
 
Tell me it wasn't Chyna?? I have visions of that beast rockin' a big ole strappon...
 
YOU KNOW I HAD TO POST THIS!!!!!!!!!!

Invalid Link Removed
Much better than when she was beefed up. Still wouldn't touch it, but eh... atleast now she just looks like a big Bavarian broad. :D
 
oh she looks much prettier there.
That other lady Sable has some ugly lookin ta ta's
Bob, run, she's found us!! Crap!!!

:nutkick:
 
Oh also, in the future please remind me to not eat at ponderosa steakhouse. My intestines are already cramping.
 
Much better than when she was beefed up. Still wouldn't touch it, but eh... atleast now she just looks like a big Bavarian broad. :D

Since I'm a big Bavarian dude, I'd nail Chyna. HARD!!! :mischievous::hump:
 
damn, just watched an old fleetwood mac video. geezus was stevie nicks hot or what!!!:heart:
 
Back
Top