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I'd like to get laid again someday, so when she wanted to go, i go. $30 I think it was for 2 tickets, she didn't complain when I dropped $400 for 5th row sammy haggar tickets so its not all bad :D
 
EasyEJL said:
I'd like to get laid again someday, so when she wanted to go, i go. $30 I think it was for 2 tickets, she didn't complain when I dropped $400 for 5th row sammy haggar tickets so its not all bad :D
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Man card reactivated. :cheers:
 
1. Getting a new phone today
2. Just found out that Immediate Music has another album available
3. UFC 120 tomorrow
4. Possibly going out on the town afterward
5. Lots of dirty sex with the wife
6. Making the aforementioned wife watch LOTR trilogy since she's never seen it
 
Rodja said:
1. Getting a new phone today
2. Just found out that Immediate Music has another album available
3. UFC 120 tomorrow
4. Possibly going out on the town afterward
5. Lots of dirty sex with the wife
6. Making the aforementioned wife watch LOTR trilogy since she's never seen it
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I support number 6. Less excited about number 3. It should be a scrappy card, but meh.
 
Rodja said:
1. Getting a new phone today
2. Just found out that Immediate Music has another album available
3. UFC 120 tomorrow
4. Possibly going out on the town afterward
5. Lots of dirty sex with the wife
6. Making the aforementioned wife watch LOTR trilogy since she's never seen it
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VolcomX311 said:
I support number 6.
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x2. You have my axe! :cheers:
 
Geez do I feel old here. I could be the father to 3/4 of these kids if I would have had exact change or the dog didn't beat me over the fence.......
 
On the way to work today. I saw a car with the following license plate: "HADUKEN!"
(yes, exclamation point included)

Upon seeing that, I knew it would be a good day.

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:cheers:
 
On my way out the door to work, my sister-in-law walked in with a kitten that she had just found. It looks sickly, I'm allergic to cats, and I'm going to be more than pissed if my dog catches something from it.

She kept walking around the house with the cat and putting it down everywhere (I followed with disinfectant). I put the little guy in a big box with some food, water, a heating pad, and a blanket. All I can say is that it better not be there when I get home. I feel bad for the the thing, but I don't want my dog to get sick!
 
Frogman said:
What is on he list for the weekend?
1.) working on my written dissertation
2.) football
3.) smack the wifes' ass... and again
4.) football
5.) random sh*t around the property
6.) football
7.) smack the wifes' ass again... and again
8.) bag another buck since it is opening rifle weekend. I will add, though, I will hunt with whatever the hell I want on my own land, and at any given time. Ugh! :)
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I'm diggin' this list!! :woohoo:

Though I'm only going to be attacking numbers 3 and 7 myself. :spankme:
 
My list looks awfully similar and I am in the same age as most here. I am starting to see 35 around the corner.

Weekend list:
1. Karate with my daughter
2. Lift and lift some more
3. A little ass smacking. (In fact, the wife already called me upstairs about it) :woohoo:
4. UFC 120
5. Yankees
6. More wife :)
7. Lift again
8. Smile Sunday night
 
stxnas said:
On my way out the door to work, my sister-in-law walked in with a kitten that she had just found. It looks sickly, I'm allergic to cats, and I'm going to be more than pissed if my dog catches something from it.

She kept walking around the house with the cat and putting it down everywhere (I followed with disinfectant). I put the little guy in a big box with some food, water, a heating pad, and a blanket. All I can say is that it better not be there when I get home. I feel bad for the the thing, but I don't want my dog to get sick!
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Your allergic yet your first reaction is that the dog might get sick? Your a selfless dude stxnas, that's for sure. :thumbsup:

Why did your sister have to bring it too you anyways if she knew you where allergic?
 
SilentBob187 said:
On the way to work today. I saw a car with the following license plate: "HADUKEN!"
(yes, exclamation point included)

Upon seeing that, I knew it would be a good day.

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Now THAT is just plain deep fried awesome!

I saw a big jacked-up Ram yesterday with this on the back window: Don't laugh, your DAUGHTER might be inside. :lol:

stxnas said:
On my way out the door to work, my sister-in-law walked in with a kitten that she had just found. It looks sickly, I'm allergic to cats, and I'm going to be more than pissed if my dog catches something from it.

She kept walking around the house with the cat and putting it down everywhere (I followed with disinfectant). I put the little guy in a big box with some food, water, a heating pad, and a blanket. All I can say is that it better not be there when I get home. I feel bad for the the thing, but I don't want my dog to get sick!
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1. Build a fire. Toss cat on coals. Serve with teriyaki sauce - Bear Grylls style
2. Wife brought home a BOX of kittens from a farm once. She grew up on a farm and somehow thought it'd be ok to have them here or release them into my little suburban neighborhood. When I found out - was at work - I told her to get rid of them before I came home or I would force her to watch me put them all out of their misery. Idle threat, of course, but they were certainly gone when I got home. I'm not a cat person...evident by the Great Dane sleeping on my couch right now. ;)

prld2gr8ns said:
Your allergic yet your first reaction is that the dog might get sick? Your a selfless dude stxnas, that's for sure. :thumbsup:

Why did your sister have to bring it too you anyways if she knew you where allergic?
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If it were me and my sister, she'd have done it just BECAUSE I was allergic to 'em! :nutkick:
 
HereToStudy said:
I came in here to make a comical response to someones comment, but T-AD took care of that all for me, so just swinging by to say Hi!
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Glad to be of service! Now go back to enjoying your weekend while I man the fort.

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Reminds me of the He-man woman hater's club from Little Rascals.

This thread is running dry on teh libido check...must fix...

hunting now....
 
SilentBob187 said:
Reminds me of the He-man woman hater's club from Little Rascals.

This thread is running dry on teh libido check...must fix...

hunting now....
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Yes, please do!!
 
A couple for the team!!

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Hmmmmm...It's a start...but I demand MOAR from you all.
 

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mmmmm...Hummer....



Not sure about the front license plate on it, though. ;)
 
T-AD said:
mmmmm...Hummer....



Not sure about the front license plate on it, though. ;)
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Yeah but it looks like he tagged him a nice doe though. Has it strung up on the front any er'ething.

In other news, Pre-loading Fallout New Vegas for tomorrow :head:

Guess who just so happens to also have tomorrow off. This guy!
 
Got most of my decorating done on the house last night. I had planned to do a cut-in-half corpse thing strung up and bleeding everywhere, but couldn't find the mask I had to use for a head so that idea went out the drain. Instead, I finally found a good use for that stupid Japanese knotweed that's invading everywhere! One cross on your front porch, not too scary. 30 of 'em, lit with red lights, now that's a start!!

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T-AD said:
Got most of my decorating done on the house last night. I had planned to do a cut-in-half corpse thing strung up and bleeding everywhere, but couldn't find the mask I had to use for a head so that idea went out the drain. Instead, I finally found a good use for that stupid Japanese knotweed that's invading everywhere! One cross on your front porch, not too scary. 30 of 'em, lit with red lights, now that's a start!!

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Looking good man, you plan on pullin some shock and awe on those kiddies first hand?
 
The wife and I are going to a Halloween Ball this year since I am home. I am thinking about being a suicide bomber, but I think one of my men may shoot me after a few drinks. So, I am still trying to figure out what the hell I am going to be. Maybe a satanic clown?
 
SilentBob187 said:
Looking good man, you plan on pullin some shock and awe on those kiddies first hand?
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The house is a diversion this year. Usually I'll have kids come up to the house to get scared, and then get candy if they make it that far. This year I'm taking the day of trick-or-treat off to set up the yard between mine and my neighbor's houses. It's relatively small, only like 20x40 deep, but I'm setting up some cheesy walls to make a few passageways that they have to go through first. There will be a few "things" along the way. If I had people to play, I'll use 'em. But for now, first stop is just some pumpkins - tame. Second will be a bit of a memorial with flowers, tons of burning candles, kinda like you might see on a roadside 2 days after a teenager dies or something. Next stop is along one of the walls, simple figure projected onto the wall from behind - thinking something like the girl from The Ring or something. Last turn will be a straight stretch into the patio, but just at the turn will be my fog machine and a strobe...and me behind it in the shadows. My costume is more "theme" than a "what" - all black, even my skin blacked out, nice real-looking set of double fangs, and evil red contacts. Imagine my big-arse stepping into the fog/flash from total nothing.... that's what I'm going for. If they sneak by me, they'll get some candy. If not, well... More for me! :D

Frogman said:
The wife and I are going to a Halloween Ball this year since I am home. I am thinking about being a suicide bomber, but I think one of my men may shoot me after a few drinks. So, I am still trying to figure out what the hell I am going to be. Maybe a satanic clown?
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I'm more apt to shoot a clown than I am a suicide bomber. Atleast a bomber has a purpose in life and might do something that I can justify! Clowns? Nope...nothin'. :twak:
 
ShadowFury said:
Holy crap T... if I was just driving by I would get out just to go knock on your door, lol.

Good job
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If you did, this is what would greet you. ;)

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T-AD said:
I'm more apt to shoot a clown than I am a suicide bomber. Atleast a bomber has a purpose in life and might do something that I can justify! Clowns? Nope...nothin'. :twak:
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Yeah, but the Halloween Ball will be with my Special Forces Group and the family of said. So a clown is better accepted, you know? :)

By the way, what kind of dog do you have?
 
Frogman said:
Yeah, but the Halloween Ball will be with my Special Forces Group and the family of said. So a clown is better accepted, you know? :)

By the way, what kind of dog do you have?
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Clown if you must, although I think your buddies might get the joke if you came in as a bomber. They'd have to be pretty sick and twisted, but... Ok, just be a dang clown. :D

Dog - Great Dane. Pic was actually taken over a year ago before he was fully grown. Add a few inches to that stance now. :)
 
Hey T,

I was going to apologize for going off topic, but this is a random chat. I was looking through AX's website, and the product that was most interesting to me seemed to be the Axcite. How exactly do pheromone products work? Are they really effective? I figured that pheromone products were all bull****, but I have heard good things about the company, so if you guys make one then it sparked interest as something that might not be bull.
 
Zombie said:
i went to the dentist my lips a numb :( spilled some protein shake a few mins ago lol
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Use a straw. If the straw works then you know there are no leaks or spills.

Problems. I solve them. :cheers:
 
HereToStudy said:
Hey T,

I was going to apologize for going off topic, but this is a random chat. I was looking through AX's website, and the product that was most interesting to me seemed to be the Axcite. How exactly do pheromone products work? Are they really effective? I figured that pheromone products were all bull****, but I have heard good things about the company, so if you guys make one then it sparked interest as something that might not be bull.
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On topic, off topic, there's so much T&A in this thread that it fits anyhow!

As someone with a really good sense of smell, I was fishy about it the first time out, too. But, I've smelt women before, not in that disgusting kinda sense, but there is a certain "scent of a woman". Likewise, I know there's gotta be some guy funk that they like. Face it, ballsweat just ain't that attractive, or is it? :nutkick: Pheromones are chemical markers that we all give off. They're rampant in the animal kingdom, and are with us people-beasts as well. The right ones trigger the right responses. AX worked with a chemist who was trying to bring a specific blend out and it turned out to be AXcite. 7 different phero's in it, thusly why it is called AXcite LP7.

Now, does it work? Depends on who you ask and what their definition of "works" is. Personally, from a married dude with no chance of play outside home, yeah, it's shown a lot of promise. I've tested it on people without them knowing. It's not an instant "sniff-sniff, bang-bang", but it certainly is a foot in the door. You have to have game to start with, but this helps put a higher card in your hand.

The scent is very very close to Aqua di Gio, or so I've been told.

I don't always wear cologne, but when I do, it's AXcite.

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Zombie said:
i went to the dentist my lips a numb :( spilled some protein shake a few mins ago lol
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That sounds like a bit of a problem there....

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HereToStudy said:
My gfs pregnant, what you got for that one?!?

obviously kidding.
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Ok, I just can't seem to finish this visual gag. Somehow, even I have some standards of decently left.... Believe it or not!! :D
 
Yeah it is. Must have been my coat hanger joke - comedy killer! :trout:
 
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