edwitt
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Ok I promised a good story
So without further adieu
So my folks have been visiting me from the UK and my Dad is the biggest horse racing fan ever. Hes owned and raced dogs.
So from my NYC party days ive met the most eclectic group of people. That being said one such friend is the head Vet at Belmont which houses 2500 horses. Belmont stakes is Sat and we really like "first dude"
So i called my mate up and asked him if he would give me and my dad the rounds up at the stables to which he said "sure come on up"
So knowing this would absolutely be the gift of a lifetime for my dad i saddled up the car and headed to Belmont 6am this morning. My dad had the time of his life we met the ownwers,horses,trainers jockeys. Man there was some crazy money there. Literally every billionaire on the planet.
Now to the interesting part, so im sure we all know that these horses get their fair share of steroids. Well last year steroids in horse racing was banned. Now i want you to think about this question for a second. How much steroids to you think the head vet for 2500 horses has? still with me? Yea bet you are and guess what they are now illegal to use, so now just imagine the stash of obsolete gear he has lieing around? no need i took pictures. Now he knows ive cleaned my act up re rec drugs and booze and that im now into body building. He pretty much implied "whatever you need" EQ by the gallons never seen anything like it, you name it there was everything and i mean everything. These horses are treated way better than humans, some of them are worth 10s of millions. Clenbuterol by the bucket every injectable uve ever heard of and more, of course they get injured regulary, HGH for horses who knew? Man i was like a kid in a ****ing candy store salivating.
Baring in mind my dad was there i tried not to grin the entire time. Anyway i decidecd to play it cool and not act like a pig, we all know what happened at the "Willy Wonker Factory"
So we shook hands thnked him for his generous time at such a busy time of the year, it was really cool of him to do this for my Dad, experience of a life time for him.
He had mentioned earlier about wanting to get in shape, we both used to party hard togerther. So i told him, "ill train you any time you like, gym passes on me"
Well im sure your all up to speed here and can figure out my next step.
Oh we like "First Dude" to place at the Belmont stakes on Satutrday, odds shud be good hes running well
So without further adieu
So my folks have been visiting me from the UK and my Dad is the biggest horse racing fan ever. Hes owned and raced dogs.
So from my NYC party days ive met the most eclectic group of people. That being said one such friend is the head Vet at Belmont which houses 2500 horses. Belmont stakes is Sat and we really like "first dude"
So i called my mate up and asked him if he would give me and my dad the rounds up at the stables to which he said "sure come on up"
So knowing this would absolutely be the gift of a lifetime for my dad i saddled up the car and headed to Belmont 6am this morning. My dad had the time of his life we met the ownwers,horses,trainers jockeys. Man there was some crazy money there. Literally every billionaire on the planet.
Now to the interesting part, so im sure we all know that these horses get their fair share of steroids. Well last year steroids in horse racing was banned. Now i want you to think about this question for a second. How much steroids to you think the head vet for 2500 horses has? still with me? Yea bet you are and guess what they are now illegal to use, so now just imagine the stash of obsolete gear he has lieing around? no need i took pictures. Now he knows ive cleaned my act up re rec drugs and booze and that im now into body building. He pretty much implied "whatever you need" EQ by the gallons never seen anything like it, you name it there was everything and i mean everything. These horses are treated way better than humans, some of them are worth 10s of millions. Clenbuterol by the bucket every injectable uve ever heard of and more, of course they get injured regulary, HGH for horses who knew? Man i was like a kid in a ****ing candy store salivating.
Baring in mind my dad was there i tried not to grin the entire time. Anyway i decidecd to play it cool and not act like a pig, we all know what happened at the "Willy Wonker Factory"
So we shook hands thnked him for his generous time at such a busy time of the year, it was really cool of him to do this for my Dad, experience of a life time for him.
He had mentioned earlier about wanting to get in shape, we both used to party hard togerther. So i told him, "ill train you any time you like, gym passes on me"
Well im sure your all up to speed here and can figure out my next step.
Oh we like "First Dude" to place at the Belmont stakes on Satutrday, odds shud be good hes running well