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I need a Rep that is a citizen of our country. I have 2 weird canadians and a geek from the UK. I am looking for a retard from the USA!

Thank you! Please APPLY.

This is serious.

Payment is free product, and the opportunity to make money with the company in the future.
 
Ok, I will do it, but with some conditions.

First, I get a bowl of green M&Ms delivered to my door at 7:00am pacific time, everyday!!! They all must be faced upward so i can see M&M on every single one.

Second, every supplement bottle you make must in Big letters on the front say " My favorite rep is Bkprice"

Third, Make me President of the fan club.

Let me know when you need me to start.
 
Being a geek gets me under the radar and then BANG! Nailed a chick, BANG BANG! Nailed two chicks and so forth. Next week I will assume the role of Jeff, a homo who finds men unattractive and sexy women at every turn. Will Jeff come out of the closet only to go straight into bed with a woman? Find out that and more in the next episode of Ziricote Needs Sleep!
 
Please give me more than I have free time...

Mullet does not even get Green M&M's..so you are dreaming.
 
I wouldn't mind putting my name in for this. I'm on YG right now, LOVE IT, and have had great success with cissus. I highly respect your level of innovation - that is what sets you apart IMO. If you would like to speak, just let me know.
 
Well while your up for retards in the US Ill throw my name in the hat.On the retarded note check out my last couple posts in the steroid section THE DUMBEST THING YOUVE DONE thread.That is mild if you need more convincing I can get into more of the offbase things I used to do when younger.:blink:
 
Id love to be a rep for USPlabs, ive used just about all of your products and love them and i work in a supplement shop and would love to bring in ur line of products! Im knowledgable and im hugely into the bodybuilding world!
 
I'd just like to add that I will be the main judge for how much of a retard you are, and I am hard to impress so brush up.
 
In all honesty, being a rep for you guys would be an honor. You have been creating a company that out does its customers expectations.It would be great to finally use
my superhuman retard powers for a good cause.

Who ever gets chosen will be one lucky bastard. Just remeber that if your taking bribes, I pay in food stamps.
 
My sister love mullets by the way....and her doctor said her rash should be gone soon. She knows a lot about supplements, she used to make her own bulk weight loss powder in the bath tub. So if your looking for a girl rep, she would love to do it, it would even make her parol officer happy.
 
I ll do it, Plenty of time, alot of research about supplements! WHAT COULD GO WRONG!

I even meet the retard portion of the requirments :-P
 
hmm a lifelong cowboy fan
a proud texan
and a usp supp junkie

always online do to the nature of my job so pick me pick me!!
 
I manage a supplement shop and I've tested the megadosed cissus and YellowGold. Both were great experiences. The main reason I want to do it is the fact that every product USP produces is not only high quality, but completely different from anything else on the market. Id love to be a rep and I can offer my mother and 2 sisters as gifts to you and all your male friends.:yawn:
 
Mulletsoldier said:
I'd just like to add that I will be the main judge for how much of a retard you are, and I am hard to impress so brush up.
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In that case, I think I would win...

but seems like too much effort.
 
i would love to rep for you guys .i have used a lot of your products and have a crap load of free time plus "I AM SOFA KING WE TODD ED"!
 
I'll rep in exchange for the penguin.
I have a dogloo she can live in.

Plus, you KNOW I am already the #1 supporter of USPLabs!

I guess my love of the Indianapolis Colts may be a barrier.......... (No comments on how the Cowboys got lucky and won. It won't happen again)
 
Oh man I would LOVE to be a rep. I have managed a supp shop for years, currently working my way through school and money for all of your delicious products is hard to come by. I can cover the American/retarded part with one thing... I have an obese black pug named George W., his collar/tags say nothing except his name and "PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN". I can post pictures if needed. Thank you
 
USPLabs said:
but penguins taste better.
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They're like the perfect mix of chicken and fish.

On a serious note, I would love to be a rep for USP. I swear by Cissus Rx for my MMA training and cAMP while cutting and I also tell all of my training partners to use it. Cissus has helped my knees and shoulders more than anything I have ever tried. I am a NSCA-CPT and am also an active member of this board in many subforums.
 
i would love the chance be a rep for usp, You guys are so innovative and I feel I am an innovative person we could make some really good things happen in this industry! Take this market to the next level, where no one is expecting it to go!
 
buffhunk29 said:
i would love the chance be a rep for usp, You guys are so innovative and I feel I am an innovative person we could make some really good things happen in this industry! Take this market to the next level, where no one is expecting it to go!
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How would you help us? I am expecting to be everywhere in about 3 months..even the dog market.
 
USPLabs said:
How would you help us? I am expecting to be everywhere in about 3 months..even the dog market.
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There really is only one way. By making sure that whatever it is that you have us doing is done right. That way you can concentrate on moving forward without having to look around to make sure things are getting done right....
 
USPLabs said:
How would you help us? I am expecting to be everywhere in about 3 months..even the dog market.
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I could probably be of better help outside the online realm.. ;)
 
bigpetefox said:
I could probably be of better help outside the online realm.. ;)
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U tease.....You are green already! In any case, I am open for ideas irrespective of dolphins.
 
Mulletsoldier said:
That is what Jayhawkk said when I asked if I could give him a Rusty Trombone...
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WHAT you wanted to take the rust of his trombone...Sick..in that case, you are meant for eachother.
 
Ways to help USPLabs:
One thought could be to try to have your reps specialize in only 1 or 2 specific supplements. That way they could focus on learning not only the ins and outs of the supplement itself, but also the ins and outs of the similar competitor's products.
 
Everybody on this thread is f***in nuts!! One more thing though, Ive been approved for opening my own store and I should have it up and running in 2 years max, so if USP ever decided to go that route, I could be of some help.
 
USPLabs said:
U tease.....You are green already! In any case, I am open for ideas irrespective of dolphins.
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I'm thinking of starting a brokerage, setting up supplement companies with retailers.. I have friends in the busines who do this alot, and it'll be my segway into my company.. This kinda thing isn't an "online rep" thing.. ;)

I don' have to be green to get stores to carry yours, or DS products for that matter, yes?
 
I am putting my name in the hat. I know I have been here a short time and have little experience with most supplements. I have used USPLabs supplements only when considering speciallized supplements. I keep a decent and honest log and I am sort of spread out to other places with other interests beside bodybuilding. I also plan to be competeing in some of the strength sports this coming year and plan to continue to do so. I am currently keeping a log at 5 other boards with 3 of those basically ignorant to USP Labs at this stage. Possibly a staging point for another area of sales untouched- strength athletes looking for increased performance and joint pain relief. Please consider me, if not for now, for the future.
 
bigpetefox said:
I'm thinking of starting a brokerage, setting up supplement companies with retailers.. I have friends in the busines who do this alot, and it'll be my segway into my company.. This kinda thing isn't an "online rep" thing.. ;)

I don' have to be green to get stores to carry yours, or DS products for that matter, yes?
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speaking of which any more info on being able to sell USP products as a distributer??
 
usp we can be whereever you want to be, i could help by being the voice talking to people is kinda what i do, usp needs to be a the arnold and local shows big npc shows they need to have booths set up so people can see you guys who arent online or dont know someone who uses usp products already, we need to get into local gym with the products big gym and little small hardcore gyms, contactinig colleges that have bodybuilding fitness clubs and trying to get involved some how there, these are just some quick ideas that i have off the dome.
 
I'd love to help out and be a USP rep - I've beta tested all your products from day one and did logs on them here. I was impressed and hooked after trying original cissus and Camph. I'd love to be part of a company that actually has products that work and are not hype.
 
Mulletsoldier said:
I'd just like to add that I will be the main judge for how much of a retard you are, and I am hard to impress so brush up.
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well i did hang out with the guys from jackass a few times when i lived in philly years and years ago. i would like to be a rep so that way i could officially pimp usplabs at other boards, plus i have a really lame office job that gives me internet access all day long... which is why im always online. plus i go mullet spotting everytime i leave the beach town that i live at. im in a band too. ohh and i buy a ton of usp stuff as is.
 
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