Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

bdcc said:
Blake is bullying me again. I am always so timid and he is an aggressive, squirrel eating monster!
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Hi Benji! I hope my sleep therapy session worked well for you. The bill is already in the mail but I take paypal to make it convenient. Are you still fat?
 
kingjameskjf said:
Hi Benji! I hope my sleep therapy session worked well for you. The bill is already in the mail but I take paypal to make it convenient. Are you still fat?
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Pretty much. Hopefully my doppelganger is in great shape otherwise the upcoming photoshoot will ruin my reputation.

I will open the cupboard under the stairs and see how much yohimbine he has eaten today.
 
bdcc said:
Pretty much. Hopefully my doppelganger is in great shape otherwise the upcoming photoshoot will ruin my reputation.

I will open the cupboard under the stairs and see how much yohimbine he has eaten today.
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I will send you a self-help kit. It includes motivational quotes and all the necessary equipment for a do-it-yourself gastric banding to control your binge eating.
 
I can't buy any more things from you James.

I already have a mop that doubles up as a karaoke microphone and a mirror than lights up and sings "I am too sexy for my shirt".

My Paypal account is diminishing hard. Stop persuading me!
 
bdcc said:
I can't buy any more things from you James.

I already have a mop that doubles up as a karaoke microphone and a mirror than lights up and sings "I am too sexy for my shirt".

My Paypal account is diminishing hard. Stop persuading me!
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I'm sorry, I'll try to be more compassionate about what I send you.
 
bdcc said:
I can't buy any more things from you James.

I already have a mop that doubles up as a karaoke microphone and a mirror than lights up and sings "I am too sexy for my shirt".

My Paypal account is diminishing hard. Stop persuading me!
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The than doesn't fit...
 
That is colloquial dialect. In some parts of England 'than' and 'that' are interchangeable.
 
bdcc said:
That is colloquial dialect. In some parts of England 'than' and 'that' are interchangeable.
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Sounds like a bad excuse for piss poor English to me... ;-)
 
You guys always bully the good looking one!
 
BPjohn123 said:
Wedding weekend is over.....thank goodness
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I had a blast at the wedding I was in Saturday! Good times!
 
LiveToLift said:
I had a blast at the wedding I was in Saturday! Good times!
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I had 2 very close friends have it the same day, cabbing my drunk butt back and forth across the city to make both. I drink maybe 2-3 times per year, but this summer I had 7 weddings.
 
BPjohn123 said:
I had 2 very close friends have it the same day, cabbing my drunk butt back and forth across the city to make both. I drink maybe 2-3 times per year, but this summer I had 7 weddings.
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Damn that would have been insane! I had so much to drink by 2 pm Saturday I could only imagine going back and forth between weddings!
 
7?! lol wow. I know summers when I have about 3 feel busy, so I can't even fathom that (or more than one on the same day). I've been to one and been in one, so far. I've got one more to go to at the end of September and I think I'm done for a while *crossing fingers*
 
PrepNwa23 said:
It's like the tootsie pop ad says. The world may never know.
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But but but...I'm a curious young fella who has an appetite for knowledge and the need to have his questions answered! I'm good with keeping secrets :D!
 
MidwestBeast said:
...but if you get licked 3 times, you'll tell?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop Blake? You are an all-knowing furry entity...you should know this.
 
It appears certain RecoverBro's are lacking something in their sig.
Has the mighty Milas hacked them???
 
lukehayd said:
I assume you are talking about a certain beast and a jester that fancies himself a king?
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I'm on my phone app right now but if I remember correctly you don't represent RB in your sig either?
 
A girl at my gym farted today doing a 115lb Squat. And it was not a queef.
 
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