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MidwestBeast said:
Tony is lost. No one has seen him for days.

I have a feeling he got in a fight with a gorilla or other primate at the zoo. Chances are he is in the pit and hurling lettuce and feces at them.
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Dont waste the gorilla feces, that is the source of the Black Liver active . . . only extracted at 20%, any more and you will go ape
 
mattrag said:
I think we are all forgetting that the most potent adrenaline is FL3X's.
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I heard it's more of a big let down.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
I have so much adrenaline right now cuz james never messaged me back!
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check user cp

MidwestBeast said:
I think he's putting Beast Mode into little plastic baggies and telling kids it's Halloween over at the local playground.
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lol, that would be awesome! BRB, going to a random kids b-day party at skate city.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Tony is lost. No one has seen him for days.

I have a feeling he got in a fight with a gorilla or other primate at the zoo. Chances are he is in the pit and hurling lettuce and feces at them.
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I was down but not out yet. Wow, you boys have been busy. Unfortunately. Ms. Silverback did not appreciate my "charms" and left me bruised and hurting, but it is all good.
 
Guys...markusrulzzzz has been lurking.
I just got this PM from him:

"Hey Fl3x, I have experimenting with Black Liver for months now. Remember that guy I was telling you about that hit on me at the gym? Well turns out he takes it too. One night after our workout, we were in the locker room with KingJames and we tried something new. James swallowed his Black Liver and then pooped it out into my mouth. I then swallowed the poop and puked it into the gay dude's butt, who then farted it into James' mouth. Then James put his mouth on my butt, puffed his cheeks out and smacked them forcefully and shot the Black Liver/poop-puke directly into my anus. It kicked in instantly!
I don't know the science behind this at all but all I know is that it worked.

Regards,
Markusrulzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

I knew mentioning his name would summon him in here.
 
I can tell from that post that Flex clearly watches some "real freaky naughty" stuff online.

Rumour has it he was in a private session with a girl he paid online and when he told her what he wanted to do she spontaneously combusted through sheer disgust. Literally blew up in a ball of fire.
 
mattrag said:
Hahaha. Nice!!
My god. Black liver even better puked.
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Pooped, then puked, then farted, then consumed rectally.
Black Liver is a suppository?
 
Markus would never write something so disgusting.

Come to think of it, I'm fairly confident that Markus is actually the kid from textsfrombennet. If you haven't looked at it before, google it; it's hilarious.

Markus is Bennet. We now know.
 
bdcc said:
I can tell from that post that Flex clearly watches some "real freaky naughty" stuff online.

Rumour has it he was in a private session with a girl he paid online and when he told her what he wanted to do she spontaneously combusted through sheer disgust. Literally blew up in a ball of fire.
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I knew he was a freak but crap dude, he's so twisted he makes a slinky look straight.
 
schizm said:
For the 10th time James, NO! Pls stop pm'ing me and asking that too!
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You've been getting those too?


Well now I don't feel nearly as important.
 
antihero said:
You've been getting those too?


Well now I don't feel nearly as important.
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sorry man...sadly, it's a well established fact that James is a slut...and will play twister with just about anything that moves...

@ James: 'Right foot blue'?, I think not!!
 
Left testicle red...


Wait, I think that's just a side effect from underdosing Black Liver.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Left testicle red...

Wait, I think that's just a side effect from underdosing Black Liver.
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Aaaaaand there we go again... Seems like every thread I read has someone toting black liver. Must be a really good supplement.
 
CopyCat said:
Aaaaaand there we go again... Seems like every thread I read has someone toting black liver. Must be a really good supplement.
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The best, since I started Black Liver, I have not wanted. You should try it, you'll never want again.

Now they just need a Black Liver edition of Recover Pro.
 
D2footballjrc said:
The best, since I started Black Liver, I have not wanted. You should try it, you'll never want again.

Now they just need a Black Liver edition of Recover Pro.
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I don't know...the last I read, not even Sam I Am could get the (cat like ) guy to eat Black Liver & ham....not with a fox, not in a box...not in the file, not in any style....not fried or boiled....not poached or broiled...
 
Will he eat them on a train, will he eat them on a plane?
 
D2footballjrc said:
He makes you feel important, right before he breaks your heart. It's taken therapy, Black Liver, and copious amounts of Alcohol to recover.
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Well, I'm not gonna go to therapy, and I'm not a big drinker anymore, so Black Liver it is.
 
schizm said:
I don't know...the last I read, not even Sam I Am could get the (cat like ) guy to eat Black Liver & ham....not with a fox, not in a box...not in the file, not in any style....not fried or boiled....not poached or broiled...
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That's cause the cat like guy was a pussie and didn't want to get big
 
CopyCat said:
That's cause the cat like guy was a pussie and didn't want to get big
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Wow. Here comes a new challenger?


AI just sent me a new promo.
Buy one black liver and get their new Black Heart product that is still in Alpha testing. I assume its to compete with iforce heart health. Takes your blood pressure through the roof to insure extremely fast saturation of black liver. Builds up the fat cells on the walls (plaque) to assure greater saturation of black heart.
 
mattrag said:
Wow. Here comes a new challenger?


AI just sent me a new promo.
Buy one black liver and get their new Black Heart product that is still in Alpha testing. I assume its to compete with iforce heart health. Takes your blood pressure through the roof to insure extremely fast saturation of black liver. Builds up the fat cells on the walls (plaque) to assure greater saturation of black heart.
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WOW Nate didn't tell me about this.
I really like this idea though. I look at the heart like a tractor engine. You ever see a really old tractor that still runs like a champ, often better than a new tractor? Well we all know if you add some cleansers in the engine, it's gonna knock out all that sludge and the integrity of the engine turns to crap. All that built up sludge has allowed the engine to work harder over the years, thus making the whole tractor work better. Well the more you clog up your arteries, the harder your heart has to work. It's like it's getting its own workout. Strong heart=longer life!
Black Heart is basically an AAS insurance policy for your blood pressure. You will never want again!
Impressive stuff coming out from the Phlex Magna Pharma BLACK Series...can't wait to see what's next.
 
mattrag said:
Wow. Here comes a new challenger?

AI just sent me a new promo.
Buy one black liver and get their new Black Heart product that is still in Alpha testing. I assume its to compete with iforce heart health. Takes your blood pressure through the roof to insure extremely fast saturation of black liver. Builds up the fat cells on the walls (plaque) to assure greater saturation of black heart.
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Alpha testing? Pfft that's so 27 seconds ago. This stuff has been UGL for years. Only recently has the FDA decided to approve it for your personal human consumption and clogged sink needs.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
WOW Nate didn't tell me about this.
I really like this idea though. I look at the heart like a tractor engine. You ever see a really old tractor that still runs like a champ, often better than a new tractor? Well we all know if you add some cleansers in the engine, it's gonna knock out all that sludge and the integrity of the engine turns to crap. All that built up sludge has allowed the engine to work harder over the years, thus making the whole tractor work better. Well the more you clog up your arteries, the harder your heart has to work. It's like it's getting its own workout. Strong heart=longer life!
Black Heart is basically an AAS insurance policy for your blood pressure. You will never want again!
Impressive stuff coming out from the Phlex Magna Pharma BLACK Series...can't wait to see what's next.
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Drug induced cardiac exercise... Live it; Die by it... Hands down the only way life is lived.
 
CopyCat said:
Drug induced cardiac exercise... Live it; Die by it... Hands down the only way life is lived.
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You've been getting this stuff UG from the indian and never told!?
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
You've been getting this stuff UG from the indian and never told!?
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Well you know. The guy is skiddish. You know how to use a compas, map, and protractor? Cause you are gonna need it. GPS don't get reception down there.
 
CopyCat said:
Well you know. The guy is skiddish. You know how to use a compas, map, and protractor? Cause you are gonna need it. GPS don't get reception down there.
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Nah. Just build the stadium if dreams." If you build it, they will cum" or something like that.
 
mattrag said:
Indians don't make this. This was sourced from england I believe. The raws anyway.
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I thought the new toothpaste from the Black series was the one sourced from England. Black Teeth, the most anabolic toothpaste on the market! It is basically meth mixed with 20 different kinds of sugar for enhanced delivery and to prime the body for insulin sensitivity.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I thought the new toothpaste from the Black series was the one sourced from England. Black Teeth, the most anabolic toothpaste on the market! It is basically meth mixed with 20 different kinds of sugar for enhanced delivery and to prime the body for insulin sensitivity.
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I really want to get my hands on the #1 dentist recommended black gum. Same ingredients as black toothpaste but in gum format for on the go. My dentist was suggesting it to me because I dip. Said it would help prevent oral cancer or something. Either way I wants. Especially since I don't use toothpaste or brush.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
I thought the new toothpaste from the Black series was the one sourced from England. Black Teeth, the most anabolic toothpaste on the market! It is basically meth mixed with 20 different kinds of sugar for enhanced delivery and to prime the body for insulin sensitivity.
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Hmm. We should just ask Ben. The black shadow rep from England.
 
CopyCat said:
I really want to get my hands on the #1 dentist recommended black gum. Same ingredients as black toothpaste but in gum format for on the go. My dentist was suggesting it to me because I dip. Said it would help prevent oral cancer or something. Either way I wants. Especially since I don't use toothpaste or brush.
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I don't brush to insure my crab colony can properly reproduce and enhance oral delivery of sexually transmitted disease orally and thus effectively increasing the bioavailability of orally ingested sex hormones. Same pathway btw.
 
mattrag said:
I don't brush to insure my crab colony can properly reproduce and enhance oral delivery of sexually transmitted disease orally and thus effectively increasing the bioavailability of orally ingested sex hormones. Same pathway btw.
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Are you sure about this? I read in Anabolics 17th edition that it was a completely different pathway.

Perhaps we should link this question to PA's sub-forum to have him weigh-in on it.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Are you sure about this? I read in Anabolics 17th edition that it was a completely different pathway.

Perhaps we should link this question to PA's sub-forum to have him weigh-in on it.
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I'm scared of PA.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Are you sure about this? I read in Anabolics 17th edition that it was a completely different pathway.

Perhaps we should link this question to PA's sub-forum to have him weigh-in on it.
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Hmm? I was thinking same pathways as well, but different isomers. I could be wrong though. If I am I won't admit it however.
 
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I see the black liver is boosting your creative cognitivity. Heard that was a positive side effect.
 
Black Liver; Simply put the best supp since, well, Black Liver! It has no equal, just like deviant s3xx magnum!!! B
 
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