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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

I'm hardcore. Nate helped me dose it the first few times during my beta run. Thanks to his ASSistance it became a breeze!
 
stxnas said:
Suppository, definitely via suppository! Flex claims that the aftertaste is better that way, too :thinking:
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So that explains the brown stuff on the end of flexs baseball bat. I thought it was just mound mud...
 
kingjameskjf said:
Nate is very supportive. He's a true friend in a pinch.
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A true friend indeed. One time when I was on Black Liver and Nate and I were at a saloon just down the road from his company AI, these two hillbillies were picking on me and called me a juice headed city slicker. Know what Nate did? He offered to **** both of their ****** in the bathroom with his ****** and let them **** all over his ***** ***s just to get them to leave me alone. I'll never forget that day. As most of you know, I have a great job, and Nate didn't want to see me lose it over a felony charge for roid raging in a saloon. True friend there. Trust me when I say I will never want again!!!!
 
stxnas said:
It only worked b/c you were so willing and cooperative.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIVttyxPxnE">YouTube Link</a>
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Willing to get HOOOGE!
 
kingjameskjf said:
Ya know, we could call ourselves the Black Livers and have Nate sponsor us. We could be sensational.
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Our first hit can be an 80's influenced power ballad called You Will Never Want Again?
 
I will write our lyrics if someone else can come up with the music. I'm also down for vocals, but I admittedly have a voice that sounds best with country (deep).
 
Hi I am new to thread an stop using in08 I'm currently looking for a friendly supplier or gym buddy's I live in Tampa fl any help will be greatly appreciate thanks
 
trae3star said:
Hi I am new to thread an stop using in08 I'm currently looking for a friendly supplier or gym buddy's I live in Tampa fl any help will be greatly appreciate thanks
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You'll want to talk to Heat Miser, David Dunn, or Admin.

If you still have questions after talking to those 3, talk to Flex.

:bigok:
 
Me and Blake can harmonise then. My voice is pitched high like a little girl's.
 
trae3star said:
Hi I am new to thread an stop using in08 I'm currently looking for a friendly supplier or gym buddy's I live in Tampa fl any help will be greatly appreciate thanks
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Email stxnas from AI, he lives in FL and is currently looking for beta testers for the new Black Liver.
 
MidwestBeast said:
I will write our lyrics if someone else can come up with the music. I'm also down for vocals, but I admittedly have a voice that sounds best with country (deep).
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I am imagining a melancholy moo of the wildest beast of the midwest lol

bdcc said:
Me and Blake can harmonise then. My voice is pitched high like a little girl's.
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Sebastian Bach?

We are really going somewhere now! I admit I am a pretty good singer. I can go anywhere from a dirtier Metallica sound to a clean sound like Jason Mraz (sp).
I can also be the vocals for our random hip hop bouts.
And I can play bass, I forgot to mention that.
 
My voice sounds exactly the same as Annie Lennox singing Must Be An Angel. Just the intro lol.
 
I think me and Blake doing a duet would look like I was a sacrificial lamb about to be slaughtered.

"I will sing to you and then I will eat you".
 
MidwestBeast said:
I took 3 years of piano lessons and actually have been writing lyrics for years (since I was ~9).

...This may work :yup:.
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Penned a few songs myself Midwest. Used to play a mean bass in a rock band when I was 17/18. Nothing big but we did get a few paying gigs. Played mostly 80's hard rock and some classic stuff like Zep, Priest and old Van Halen etc.
 
bdcc said:
My voice sounds exactly the same as Annie Lennox singing Must Be An Angel. Just the intro lol.
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I demand you post a link to a youtube or other file of you singing "Sweet Dreams are Made of This." If you go the video route, I also request shirtless, with hot red lipstick, dark blue eye liner and your GF's silkiest undergarments, skip that bra however:)
 
taman6886 said:
Penned a few songs myself Midwest. Used to play a mean bass in a rock band when I was 17/18. Nothing big but we did get a few paying gigs. Played mostly 80's hard rock and some classic stuff like Zep, Priest and old Van Halen etc.
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Haha I was the same in College. Cept we had to play hawaiian/oldies music to get gigs... we were sell outs... ; ;
 
taman6886 said:
Penned a few songs myself Midwest. Used to play a mean bass in a rock band when I was 17/18. Nothing big but we did get a few paying gigs. Played mostly 80's hard rock and some classic stuff like Zep, Priest and old Van Halen etc.
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Testament? Exodus? I love that style.
 
So since everyone else keeps stealing my job, should I just play drums? I'm no Travis Barker but I can hold a pretty decent Metallica-esque beat with an occasional kickyouintheface double bass solo if we need it lol.
Or we can go more the route of like...The Black Keys and just keep it crunchy yet clean.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
So since everyone else keeps stealing my job, should I just play drums? I'm no Travis Barker but I can hold a pretty decent Metallica-esque beat with an occasional kickyouintheface double bass solo if we need it lol.
Or we can go more the route of like...The Black Keys and just keep it crunchy yet clean.
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I demand Neal Pert (Rush) execution coupled with the insane drive that is Nicko McBrain (Iron Maiden). If you can do that, you can be the drummer, if not, be prepared for a position as a roadie ;)
 
Flex can't play, he will demand to transition his position to a groupie!

Tony, that sounds hilarious. I would do it in real life but not sure on YouTube lol.
 
Well since Queenie is the creator of this thread he will naturally have to be the lead singer. I consider myself the one keeping this thread together, providing a steady rhythm if you will, like a drummer should. So naturally I would be the drummer. And since MWB just goes along with everything I do, he would be the rhythm guitar. And since Terrifying Tony Taman just kinda does whatever the hell he wants and nobody really pays attention to him, he would of course be the bassist. KingJames would have to be the lead guitarist since he took the lead on Black Liver. This leaves D2 (our graphic artist/promoter), stxnas (number one groupie), schizm (the tour bus that we all ride), and milas (the weird bumps/rash that showed up on our pee pees after that one night but has since mysteriously vanished, leaving us all wondering if it will ever show its face again).
Who would be our manager...?
 
Haha, your list of backhanded insults. Nobody pays attention to Tony TDog and Blake copies you. Would you say he idolised you?
 
bdcc said:
Haha, your list of backhanded insults. Nobody pays attention to Tony TDog and Blake copies you. Would you say he idolised you?
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I am his American Idol!
 
RealBigga said:
How long should a




Tub last a man whose 6'1 195 lbs?
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Well that would be probably 3 scoops (3 servings a drink) so roughly 45 days if you only have one drink a day.

From the product website:

Directions:

Mix your desired amount of BCAA’s into water and consume pre-, during, and post-workout.

Dosing:

Less than 160 lbs = 1 scoop
160-180 lbs = 2 scoops
Over 180 lbs = 3 scoops
 
So the RecoverPRO (125 Servings) is a 45 day supply for a man my size?

That's pretty good, and that's getting your recommended BCAA's right ?
 
RealBigga said:
So the RecoverPRO (125 Servings) is a 45 day supply for a man my size?

That's pretty good, and that's getting your recommended BCAA's right ?
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As long as you're eating all your meals
 
Wow, this thread got sidetracked!
 
Just say "Justin, stop taking my lunch money!"
 
If you let a bully take your lunch bag, you should be consuming a whole tub every day.
And thanks for the lunch.
 
Ladies and gentleman, I think we have finally met Flex's infamous housemate!
 
MidwestBeast said:
You'll want to talk to Heat Miser, David Dunn, or Admin.

If you still have questions after talking to those 3, talk to Flex.

:bigok:
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Excellent idea. They will steer you in right direction for sure.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Email stxnas from AI, he lives in FL and is currently looking for beta testers for the new Black Liver.
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He's been promoting it pretty heavily on the underground AAS forums. Better jump on this before it's out of stock.

bdcc said:
Flex can't play, he will demand to transition his position to a groupie!

Tony, that sounds hilarious. I would do it in real life but not sure on YouTube lol.
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You gotta admit that Flexy would make a great groupie. I mean, he stalks most of us already and tells me all the time that he's my number one naked fan.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Well since Queenie is the creator of this thread he will naturally have to be the lead singer. I consider myself the one keeping this thread together, providing a steady rhythm if you will, like a drummer should. So naturally I would be the drummer. And since MWB just goes along with everything I do, he would be the rhythm guitar. And since Terrifying Tony Taman just kinda does whatever the hell he wants and nobody really pays attention to him, he would of course be the bassist. KingJames would have to be the lead guitarist since he took the lead on Black Liver. This leaves D2 (our graphic artist/promoter), stxnas (number one groupie), schizm (the tour bus that we all ride), and milas (the weird bumps/rash that showed up on our pee pees after that one night but has since mysteriously vanished, leaving us all wondering if it will ever show its face again).
Who would be our manager...?
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That is a very complete and fairly accurate group assessment. We should call our band after something that brought us all together in the first place and still shows our unity. Something like... RecoverBRO's!

RealBigga said:
How long should a




Tub last a man whose 6'1 195 lbs?
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pssst! Don't listen to him! His stats right now say he's 6'2" and 185 lbs. He suddenly dropped an inch from spinal compression due to the extremely heavy weight of repetitive Flex Squats, which also added ten pounds of bulk to his schizm's.

RealBigga said:
So how many more scoops I gotta take since at school this bully takes my lunch bag everyday
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If this keeps happening, then you must get RealBigga RealQuick so I suggest adding 20 ounces of cold water and one bottle of Phlex Magnum Supplements Black Liver straight to the RecoverPro tub. Stick a straw in through the top to minimize spillage, and enjoy throughout the entire day. If you do this every day for a week you will be crazy hooge, kinda like as if you were a midwest beast.
 
Haha @ "RecoverBros".

This is a fantastic name!
 
bdcc said:
Tony, that sounds hilarious. I would do it in real life but not sure on YouTube lol.
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Some how I knew it would appeal to the exhibitionist in you. Break the chains that bind you and let it shine for the whole world Ben, we believe in you :flowers1:

On another note, I too think RecoverBro's is an awesome moniker. Perhaps we can get some AI T's with that embroidered on them. It would be "simply smashing!"
 
Flex, your assessment killed me -- hilarious.

And RecoverBros only works if we're a boy band...Ben may like that, but I'd prefer rock or alternative (with some folk to tell ballads of Markus and Jizmo).
 
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