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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

"Flex" not "FL3X"?

Nate, we are in this thread to be serious, not to misquote!
 
It takes slightly more attention for me to hit the 2 instead of the E...and I don't have that sort of time right now!

EDIT: See, I hit the two instead of the three :D
 
stxnas said:
I used to hate all English people until I started chatting to Ben. Since searching for him on the internet I have developed what my psychiatrist calls an "unhealthy obsession verging on criminal activity". I look at the pictures of him on my wall before I go to bed and often wake up drenched in happy sweat.
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No jokes.
 
Why are you misquoting me? I did not mention sweat in my original post!!!
 
I thought it was less crude than "jizz juice". :D
 
From the windows to the walls! The sweat drops off my...

...wait, that's not the song I was looking for :thinking:
 
stxnas said:
From the windows to the walls! The sweat drops off my...

...wait, that's not the song I was looking for :thinking:
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This reminded me of what you told me a while ago.

Random fact of the day; stxnas calls himself Nate because he is a huge hip hop fan and idolises Nate Dogg (on another, non BB related forum he calls himself 'Regulator'). His real name is actually Quentin.
 
Quinton, with an I, not an E.

I honestly did grow up with a buddy named Warren and I am handy with the steel :D

Regulatorrrrrs. Mount UP!!!
 
U like dat dere hip hop huh Nate
:)
 
stxnas said:
^^^You should have ended that post with,"Good Day!"
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sorry boot dat. I shall reform my ways.

MidwestBeast said:
Oh, and Felch, maybe it's just on MM that I still see your AgeForce sig; it all runs together. All I know is I had JUST seen AF in there and then turned around and saw Beast without even being informed.

I thought we were family. These are decisions that you consult with us prior to making!
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that and he has to woo us and earn out exceptance with giving us each full products to test his rep abilites and company viability.

stxnas said:
I vote Lemon or Raspberry.
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Raspberry hands down.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Midwest said that stxnas hates neggers.
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LMAO! This is so horrible, I'm suprised you didn't get more backlash from this.

GOING2HELL said:
I like to steelers
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That's my team too bud!

MidwestBeast said:
Aside from Easy, I'm the most dispensable one in here...Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

If I recall correctly, I've only negged 3 people on AM - 2 by accident (bdcc and judo josh; both of which I made it up to with ridiculous amounts of subsequent positive reps) and only 1 on purpose - the dude in Tomahawk's thread who negged me when he took a jorts joke too personally -- I felt no regret in reciprocally negging him :sasmokin:
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That thread has serious potential but it died an early death. I negged one dude on accident and repped one or two on accident as well.
 
ya know flex, it really takes a lot of the oomph out of my jokes when I got to explain them all to you.
 
kingjameskjf said:
ya know flex, it really takes a lot of the oomph out of my jokes when I got to explain them all to you.
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If this post were a facebook comment I would "like" it just so I could click "unlike" and show you how I feel about it.
 
Everyone gather round! I just received a funny email. So, it's story time.
To better tell this story, I will tell it in rhyme:

There once was a rep
Who couldn't StopStalking
He won HGHpro
For 3 months of logging
He posted his address
For others to see
So I signed him up to recieve a bunch of random freaking samples like children's strawberry toothpaste and kotex to name a couple lmao :)

Now, on to the email (in response to a suicide intervention kit I signed him up for) I will first show you all the sign up form I filled out:

Salutation: Mr.
First Name: Jacob
Last Name: Stopstalkingskelton
Company/Organization: None
Position/Occupation: none
E-mail: *****
Phone: (some random number)
Country: US
Postal Code: *******
Postal Address: ********
Apartment/Suite/Room/etc.: ****
City: Corona
State / Province: US-CA
Language: en
Product Finsysid: 10010040
Product SKU: cchrinfo-2008.en.kit
How Did You Find Out About Us?: Internet Ad
Specify: Internet Ad
Which Best Describes You?: General Practitioner
Specify: General Practitioner
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Message:
I want to help my friends be happy and take HGHpro




Now to show you all the email that I received in response to this...LOL:


Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for contacting us about an issue that concerns us all. Your order for a complementary copy of our documentary and information package has been received and is being shipped to you as a public service.
Please let me know once you have received it and if you have any questions or need any assistance.
We have staff and volunteers that are committed to helping you educate others and to take action to rectify the abuses covered in this documentary. How did you hear about the free information package?
I invite you also to become a member of the Citizens Commission on Human Rights, for more information on how to do this please visit our online memberships: Invalid Link Removed
Please also, visit us on our social media accounts:
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Sincerely,
Samantha Garcia
Public Affairs Executive
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Do you think he will like his gift?
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
If this post were a facebook comment I would "like" it just so I could click "unlike" and show you how I feel about it.
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You can be as mad and distant as you want. Doesn't change the fact that you're a wanker.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Everyone gather round! I just received a funny email. So, it's story time.
To better tell this story, I will tell it in rhyme:
...
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What happens if that's exactely what he ended up needing and it saves his life? You two will share a special bond forever. Not entirely unlike BDCC and Milas.
 
That story sucked, Felch. I'll give you this, the rhyme was funny, but that was it.

I was expecting an angry e-mail in response or at least inquisition as to what HGH Pro was. There was none of that. The e-mail was cordial and everything you'd expect to receive.

I should neg you for that, but I won't...this time.
 
lol'd again ^
 
See what happens when I leave you all alone for a while? You go play in other threads. Have to drive a friend to Columbus to get his car, will be gone most of the day. I expect some major contributions in here by the time I get back. BTW, the 2.5 page flood you all pulled of yesterday was awesome :)
 
Milas was on the NTBM forum, last night. He even posted once. I am enraged that he didn't show up here.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
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Good luck to those who enter.

JD has a similar contest atm. I just don't harass my facebook friends with these. My friend list was whittled down from ~800 or so down to about 200 when I got rid of everyone I don't actually talk to on a regular basis.

Cool contest, though.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Good luck to those who enter.

JD has a similar contest atm. I just don't harass my facebook friends with these. My friend list was whittled down from ~800 or so down to about 200 when I got rid of everyone I don't actually talk to on a regular basis.

Cool contest, though.
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Did bdcc survive the cut? Lol
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Did bdcc survive the cut? Lol
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lol

Yep. Unless he just unfriended me in the past day or so.

I just had tons of people from high school and college on there that I never talked to. Sadly, I kept some around because I thought I may need to use them for networking in the future, but I got rid of all of them, too, because if that's really the case, I'll just find them and e-mail or call them. And once I add someone, if there's not some kind of contact within a few weeks, I just delete them all over again (you hear that, taman, you better at least say hi or it's the delete button for you! lol).

I don't need to talk daily or even weekly to everyone on there, but if there's not some kind of "regular" communication, then there's no need for it. I don't have anything to hide or heck, even extremely important to say, but I just like to know everyone who is on there versus knowing a handful and having 600 other people on there for who knows what reason(s).
 
You culled your friend list by 75% and I made the cut?!

I am either flattered or scared, which is more appropriate?
 
Be both, be flared! Or scattered.
Everyone go to Beast's website and buy some supplements. It's not on sale. Thanks a bunch!
 
It is because my photos are part of his "special time" collection...
 
lol

Ben, you were actually added after I had already condensed my list down (I did it when I moved 400+ miles away). I learned who I wanted to keep in contact with and who I didn't care if I stayed in touch with or not. And we actually do catch up from time to time on there, so it's a valid relationship.

As I typed that, I realized that it and my previous post were all too full of sound and logic and do not fit into the atmosphere of this thread. That being said, I propose a strike on all Beast products. Given that they are not on sale, I feel that my proposition holds more ground and room for reason than Flex's.
 
MidwestBeast said:
lol

Ben, you were actually added after I had already condensed my list down (I did it when I moved 400+ miles away). I learned who I wanted to keep in contact with and who I didn't care if I stayed in touch with or not. And we actually do catch up from time to time on there, so it's a valid relationship.
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I bet you say that to all the boys. ;)

FL3X MAGNUM said:
Be both, be flared! Or scattered.
Everyone go to Beast's website and buy some supplements. It's not on sale. Thanks a bunch!
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Negged for using this thread to springboard any other venture.

FL3X MAGNUM said:
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Negged again.

taman6886 said:
So what you are saying is you want to EAT FLEX? DAMN Bro, that is DIRECT, Never knew you were such a man whore schiz........
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Schizm is one of those guys that goes up to someone in a bar and says "if yo were a lollipop I would want to lick yo all over, dayuummn!"

MidwestBeast said:
Milas was on the NTBM forum, last night. He even posted once. I am enraged that he didn't show up here.
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Is this allegation true? I was under the impression that on a long day at work Milas would check in with us here before he would even tell his family he was home.
 
bdcc said:
I bet you say that to all the boys. ;)



Negged for using this thread to springboard any other venture.



Negged again.



Schizm is one of those guys that goes up to someone in a bar and says "if yo were a lollipop I would want to lick yo all over, dayuummn!"



Is this allegation true? I was under the impression that on a long day at work Milas would check in with us here before he would even tell his family he was home.
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lol @ the negs

And regarding Milas, I was being genuine in that I saw him online over there. I saw one post from him (in a thread we all had to be in), but saw he was still showing up as online. I thought for sure he'd pop over here, but no such luck.
 
MidwestBeast said:
lol @ the negs

And regarding Milas, I was being genuine in that I saw him online over there. I saw one post from him (in a thread we all had to be in), but saw he was still showing up as online. I thought for sure he'd pop over here, but no such luck.
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I believe he has turned into a sham of a man.
 
I CANT BELEAVE thisa thead is still going! LOL
 
AaronJP1 said:
^^^ They eat dicks, if in fact they are over 18. Have u seen any of the latest porn tapes (I know u watch it) that's all they show.
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LOL you got yoursewlf caught in the photo lol
 
w need booty photos in here
 
I am going to let it get to 100 pages then delete it, forever in our memories.
 
bdcc said:
I am going to let it get to 100 pages then delete it, forever in our memories.
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I'm afraid we can't let you do that Ben. This thread has become so much more than "your creation". We all, each of us have invested time, creative energy and dare I say, even emotion into it. How, how may I ask you, can you just toss all of that into the dustbin of history with such a wanton selfish act of derision? Such a dismissive gesture for something that a select few have given greatly to. I ask you, nay, I plead with you sir, let our love child LIVE!!!!!!!! (Do as you will, I only ask you to weigh your options in a quiet moment of introspection before you pull the trigger if you must.)

(Why do I suddenly feel like going out and scoring the game winning touchdown against impossible odds for a bunch of loveable underdogs whom fate has placed into the championship game?)

FL3X MAGNUM said:
I demand nobody else post, thus ruining Ben's epic idea.
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This will be my last post here until Ben retracts your heartless decision.
 
If you delete this, Ben, I will forever neg you, thus ultimately costing you your PES job.

And no "libido-check" pics, please. To be honest, I hate when they're randomly placed in threads unless it's a humorous photo.
 
MidwestBeast said:
If you delete this, Ben, I will forever neg you, thus ultimately costing you your PES job.

And no "libido-check" pics, please. To be honest, I hate when they're randomly placed in threads unless it's a humorous photo.
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Oh please Blako, as if I was hired on my reputation points rather than my charm, knowledge and vascularity. ;)

I see you are the type of person who uses a threat at the first sign of danger rather than using reasoning, I am appalled.

Guys, I am obviously not going to delete the thread and remove evidence of us being a family. I shall post two videos which summarise this friendship.
 
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