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Never Listen to Milas about RecoverPro

Flex has a strict 40% and over policy, they tend to have lower self esteem and value him more.
 
bdcc said:
Flex has a strict 40% and over policy, they tend to have lower self esteem and value him more.
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And they give better head...
 
...if you dip it in syrup?
 
taman6886 said:
Unfortunaley Flex. most bitches stop meunstrating when they dip below 8% body fat. You haven't experienced that yet?:duel:
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Correct you are! Your wife told me you didn't know about our secret love affair but it seems from this posting of yours that we have been found out. On to the next! Chubby chaser 4 lyfe...
 
bdcc said:
Flex has a strict 40% and over policy, they tend to have lower self esteem and value him more.
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And they make good food.

Joke time.
If a tree falls on a woman in the middle of the woods, does anyone wonder what she's doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Correct you are! Your wife told me you didn't know about our secret love affair but it seems from this posting of yours that we have been found out. On to the next! Chubby chaser 4 lyfe...
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Ok, I must admit, this did cause me to violate rule number 1. I now officially have sand in my Vag. Pick on me all you want, call me an ***, an ******* or a bitch, I don't care. Leave my wife the hell out of it please, you nor anyone else here knows a damn thing about her or how she would take that. Don't give a **** about my "honour", but her's.............that's another story. Yeah bud, I'll get over it, no grudges held, just felt the need to draw a line.
 
Never talk ill of a man's family. But you can tear apart the guy all you want.

MWB will wash the sand out of your gash...
 
taman6886 said:
Ok, I must admit, this did cause me to violate rule number 1. I now officially have sand in my Vag. Pick on me all you want, call me an ***, an ******* or a bitch, I don't care. Leave my wife the hell out of it please, you nor anyone else here knows a damn thing about her or how she would take that. Don't give a **** about my "honour", but her's.............that's another story. Yeah bud, I'll get over it, no grudges held, just felt the need to draw a line.
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You did call my girl a beotch and me a chubby chaser lol...I like to think my 110 pound bombshell girlfriend is anything but fat. Which she is not..maybe someone needs to make a sticky describing the location of said line.
After reading your post I assumed the gloves were off and the Taman VS Flex bashing duel was a no holds type of thing.
I know you didn't mean to try and tell me my girlfriend is fat, but I figured a little bit of your own medicine would subconsciously get you to see how it felt ;)

No disrespect here Tam tam buddy.
 
He called you fat, not your girl...
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
You did call my girl a beotch and me a chubby chaser lol...I like to think my 110 pound bombshell girlfriend is anything but fat. Which she is not..maybe someone needs to make a sticky describing the location of said line.
After reading your post I assumed the gloves were off and the Taman VS Flex bashing duel was a no holds type of thing.
I know you didn't mean to try and tell me my girlfriend is fat, but I figured a little bit of your own medicine would subconsciously get you to see how it felt ;)

No disrespect here Tam tam buddy.
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Nah bra, you got it all wrong, why do you think I pikcked "under 8%" (otherwise known as 7% bodyfat) as the mark. YOU WERE THE BITCH I was referring to, not your girl. I never said anything about your women dude. LOL. I was implying that because YOU were under 8% BF, that there would be no blood in that thread because you had stopped meunstrating. Damn bro, talk about misreading :)

It's all good far as I am concerned as Ben and Midwest escorted me to their personal Bidet and washed the crap from my crack and the sand from my vag!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Oh. So he called ME a bitch....I see.
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Yep, I believe Milas implied the chubby chaser thing (may be misattributing that) with the over 40% referrence.

Again, that is not saying you gal is fat, just trying to say you have a preferrence. I like my women smaller but not Anorexic (my wife is about 125 dripping wet BTW), but will admit I have taken a few adventures to the "plump" side.
 
taman6886 said:
Yep, I believe Milas implied the chubby chaser thing (may be misattributing that) with the over 40% referrence.
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You mean Ben?

I apologize my friend. I had a case of the Andro rage.
I still love you.
A lot.
 
taman6886 said:
Nah bra, you got it all wrong, why do you think I pikcked "under 8%" (otherwise known as 7% bodyfat) as the mark. YOU WERE THE BITCH I was referring to, not your girl. I never said anything about your women dude. LOL. I was implying that because YOU were under 8% BF, that there would be no blood in that thread because you had stopped meunstrating. Damn bro, talk about misreading :)

It's all good far as I am concerned as Ben and Midwest escorted me to their personal Bidet and washed the crap from my crack and the sand from my vag!
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You did say I hadn't experienced that yet. This is what threw me off. Anyways. My sincere apologies. I would never speak negatively of someone's family and mean it. Unless I was saying something about MWB's parents. I heard they were related before they got married, and are completely at blame for his out of control beard growth and random key-smashing.
 
taman6886 said:
P.S. So we are still on for tonight then? I can't wait! ;)
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Yep in the straightest way possible. No Ben, when you and MWB get "together" saying things like YUCKY and EWWWW doesn't make it not homo.
 
Just checking in to let you guys know that I'm still following along...

...gheyness? What gheyness? Did I miss something :thinking:

Did you guys see KJ's LOL pix from my dying promo thread? Freaking hilarious!!!
 

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stxnas said:
Just checking in to let you guys know that I'm still following along...

...gheyness? What gheyness? Did I miss something :thinking:
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No but it looks like I missed another t shirt :(
 
Ok, I can't do this anymore. It makes me feel so cheap, like Ben feels after Midwest rolls over and goes to sleep with no after lovin' spooning.
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
First post on page 60 will receive my bottle of Slim FX when it shows up.

Look what I did there, promo inside a promo.


EDIT: will also spray with your choice of the following list of colognes...
Usher VIP
Givenchi PLAY
D & G The One
Calvin Klein Euphoria
Bleu de Chanel
Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Gio
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taman6886 said:
Push on to page 60
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Look at you Taman you are the lucky winner! Have you won any Slim FX yet from the promos?
 
taman6886 said:
Ok, I can't do this anymore. It makes me feel so cheap, like Ben feels after Midwest rolls over and goes to sleep with no after lovin' spooning.
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At least he doesn't say "I have a strict no sleepovers policy" :(
 
Blake, I know you're watching the game right now. How about that DP? Nasty!!!

Have fun with that one, guys :D
 
stxnas said:
Blake, I know you're watching the game right now. How about that DP? Nasty!!!

Have fun with that one, guys :D
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Stxnas I almost bought a shirt when I did my groceries on NP tonight. I was so close....THIS CLOSE. And I just thought maybe I should give it one last shot first before I buy one.
 
Those are the old Anabolic Innovations shirts. I prefer the new ones with the AI Sports "Swoosh."Invalid Link Removed

I'm disappointed that you didn't misquote me :D
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Look at you Taman you are the lucky winner! Have you won any Slim FX yet from the promos?
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I appreciate that Flex Man, but I really would not feel right getting it on a spam post that I was just ****ing around with. Plus in all fairness, I have some Need 2 Burn coming for my "Fat off" with OnlyChevy. How about the next post after Stxnas that isn't me or you gets it. Your stuff, your call Homey.
 
taman6886 said:
I appreciate that Flex Man, but I really would not feel right getting it on a spam post that I was just ****ing around with. Plus in all fairness, I have some Need 2 Burn coming for my "Fat off" with OnlyChevy. How about the next post after Stxnas that isn't me or you gets it. Your stuff, your call Homey.
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Well if you really don't feel right taking it, then that sounds like a deal lol. Promo still going! "Taman and Flex give away Flex's Slim FX!" First post after Stxnas wins ;)
 
stxnas said:
Those are the old Anabolic Innovations shirts. I prefer the new ones that look like a mix between Reebok and Nike.Invalid Link Removed

I'm disappointed that you're about to misquote me :(
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I don't get it...
 
stxnas said:
Blake, I know you're watching if I have game now. How about a DP with Ben? Wanna get Nasty!?!

Have fun with that one, Flex :D
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I know how to treat you right, even if you ignore my most generous advertising offer... Scivation might get the butt cheek love instead now...
 
What did I miss, Milas? I'm not sure what you're talking about and you've mentioned it a few times now :thinking:
 
stxnas said:
What did I miss, Milas? I'm not sure what you're talking about and you've mentioned it a few times now :thinking:
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I posted my offer in your promo twice, it'd violate my sense of self worth to post it yet again. Besides, KingScotchTape has made me a better offer already. SN-O-S 4 lyfe!
 
You sound like my wife, "Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!" :argue:
 
Congrats Milas you were the first post after stxnas, you win my bottle of Slim FX!

Stxnas do you like how I used your name for my promo, in a thread about a different company? Lol...
 
stxnas said:
You sound like my wife, "Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!" :argue:
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I have run out of tears to cry. The first cut is the deepest. You can tell my heart, my achey brakey heart, I just don't think it'd understand. What a jagged little pill. Mr. Knowitall. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Mama Mia, here I go again!
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Congrats Milas you were the first post after stxnas, you win my bottle of Slim FX!

Stxnas do you like how I used your name for my promo, in a thread about a different company? Lol...
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You need to start a thread with STXNAS in the title, like "Help STXNAS stick to his guns with AgeForce Pre/Post Workout Patches" or "STXNAS sticks up for himself with AgeForce giveaways" or maybe "Stick it to STXNAS with AgeForce pre/post workout patches"

Why don't you want the SlimFX? Stuff is like Meth, right?
 
FL3X MAGNUM said:
Congrats Milas you were the first post after stxnas, you win my bottle of Slim FX!

Stxnas do you like how I used your name for my promo, in a thread about a different company? Lol...
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LOL. I love it!

Milas said:
I have run out of tears to cry. The first cut is the deepest. You can tell my heart, my achey brakey heart, I just don't think it'd understand. What a jagged little pill. Mr. Knowitall. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Mama Mia, here I go again!
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:lol: Cry me a river.

Milas said:
You need to start a thread with STXNAS in the title, like "Help STXNAS stick to his guns with AgeForce Pre/Post Workout Patches" or "STXNAS sticks up for himself with AgeForce giveaways" or maybe "Stick it to STXNAS with AgeForce pre/post workout patches"

Why don't you want the SlimFX? Stuff is like Meth, right?
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LOL. I never thought about it that way...
 
Milas said:
You need to start a thread with STXNAS in the title, like "Help STXNAS stick to his guns with AgeForce Pre/Post Workout Patches" or "STXNAS sticks up for himself with AgeForce giveaways" or maybe "Stick it to STXNAS with AgeForce pre/post workout patches"

Why don't you want the SlimFX? Stuff is like Meth, right?
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These are all great ideas, I don't know if stxnas would go for it, but the last names really STIX.

Only reason I don't want it is I've never really had a use for fat burners/appetite suppressants. I honestly haven't even read up on the ingredients or anything.

So if you haven't won any in the promos yet, it's yours mister WINNER.
 
I can be a Weiner, let me sext you my address...
 
Milas said:
I can be a winner, let me text you my address...
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I will check for it first thing in the morning.
The email says the goods shall be leaving the warehouse in the next week so sometime after that, when I receive them, I will redirect to you good sir.

SeewhatIdidthere?
I turned a sexual post into a nonsexual misquote.
There are so many ways this game can be played stxnas! Promo time lol.
 
Intra company giveaway? That is cute, are you two going to send love notes at the same time and share Age Force tshirts?

P.S. seeing Taman lay down the law makes him the new MVP in this thread.
 
bdcc said:
Intra company giveaway? That is cute, are you two going to send love notes at the same time and share Age Force tshirts?

P.S. seeing Taman lay down the law makes him the new MVP in this thread.
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Most Vindictive Prick? :)
 
Vindictive? The way I saw it;

You think Flex is slating your girlfriend, you turn into the alpha male stag and shout "Word up Flexxy, I ain't havin' none o' tha' sheet brah! I gon' pop a cap in yo ass man!"
 
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