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Lee Priest? I thought that was YOU.

I considered using myself...but figured that you actually want to promote your site in a positive manner :donut:
 
Yes, I definetly dig your idea...keep up the good work!

OK...black shirt...NP logo on front, and this on back

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Slightly modified so that its not obviously Lee Priest of couse...I think his likeness would cost more than the profits...
 
The hitch date is June 21st. Me and Stryder will be joined in Supplement matrimony. CS will be the brides maid and Dsade is the flower girl.
 
Thanks for the reminder Jay...I almost forgot to mention our next contest....

We would like our customers to help design JayHawkk's wedding dress (nothing too revealing please!)....the winner gets to tag along on the honeymoon.

The hitch date is June 21st. Me and Stryder will be joined in Supplement matrimony. CS will be the brides maid and Dsade is the flower girl.
 
Thanks for the reminder Jay...I almost forgot to mention our next contest....

We would like our customers to help design JayHawkk's wedding dress (nothing too revealing please!)....the winner gets to tag along on the honeymoon.

two words... duct tape.... it dont get any hotter than that!
 
Thanks for the reminder Jay...I almost forgot to mention our next contest....

We would like our customers to help design JayHawkk's wedding dress (nothing too revealing please!)....the winner gets to tag along on the honeymoon.

Maybe I'm too traditional, but here goes:

Honey;
Red Fire Ants;
6 to 8 clothes pins (as tastefull accessories); and
One really large Tulip

Lets not mess with a proven recipe.
 
you didn't hear the news? JayHawkk and I are engaged now...

Look at the bright side, you can both dress and come out of the same closet now. ;) What a dreamy space saver.
 
"Think your planet is going down the tubes, then get on the Nutra-train. Batteries not included. "

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B*tches need not apply.

Its a Nutraplanet world afterall, Muthafvcker!

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"Aiding the masses in busting their azzes."

"Do it with Nutraplanet, or sleep with the glaciers."

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"You could eat a vegan and hope to get your protein, or you can shop with us and save. "

"Do the right thing, put the lightweight down and hop on the net."

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back - nutraplanet "supplements that work"
front - nutraplanet "i'm proof they work"

Nutraplanet...


Got the supplements covered...now what is this crap about lifting heavy ****?
 
Nutraplanet....so I don't have to buy shirts in the TEEN section.

Nutraplanet....because your shirt has an "M" on the tag and mine doesn't.
 
Nutraplanet : Anatomically Correct.
 
Nutraplanet....so I don't have to buy shirts in the TEEN section.

Nutraplanet....because your shirt has an "M" on the tag and mine doesn't.

Bingo...we have a winner... I love the 2nd one! that is too good. NP needs to give you a raise dsade....
 
"Dont be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nutraplanet party."
 
Nutraplanet:

We've got monkeys...
And they've got stilts.



Nutraplanet:

Service so fast and cheap you'd swear our staff is made up of Thai hookers.



And now a more serious one:

Show a picture of a guy ready to put up a 405+ squat (all those plates look badass :D), then below it:

"Nutraplanet: Global warming is the least of our problems"

Something like this picture, the black and white looks cooler I think. Wish I could find one a little bigger.
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"Tired of the Fools & Dopes Association lying to you? We think you can HANDLE the truth, try us on for SIZE."
 
color: black
front left: small NP logo
back: in white or yellow or red
It's the Chinese word meaning Strong/Powerful.
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I think Chinese characters on the back would be nice, IMHO :wave:
 
All of you have some great ideas so far; keep them coming!

Oh yeah, did I forget to mention "A FREE COPY OF THE SHIRT YOU DESIGN AND $50 IN NUTRAPLANET BUCKS!!!!"
 
The T-Shirt should depict a picture of a sweat-drenched Gary Coleman, fresh from a strenuous workout, doing a one-armed pushup ('ala Rocky), looking harshly into the camera lens (as if slightly constipated); beneath which is a simple quotation:

"Chicks dig the Coleman. They know exactly what I’ve got "going on", thanks to my friends at NP. And don't believe that crap you've heard about me being a security guard. That was merely a rumor intended to defame my professional accomplishments".

In the background, you might want to throw in a few monkeys on stilts, and three or four Thai hookers (credit being lavished upon Blk98Bird). Budget permitting, somehow including clowns and mimes would be a plus.
 
All of you have some great ideas so far; keep them coming!

Oh yeah, did I forget to mention "A FREE COPY OF THE SHIRT YOU DESIGN AND $50 IN NUTRAPLANET BUCKS!!!!"

Wait...am I eligible for this?

I could use those NutraBucks. :)
 
ALL BLACK SHIRT:

FRONT:

NUTRAPLANET

WHERE BEING SMALL ISNT AN OPTION

BACK:

OFFICIAL SPONSOR OF FREAKS EVERYHWERE​

NOT available in PINK!!!​
 
when is this gonna end? Im trying to create a graphic...its not going well (I need to buy some graphics software...bad)
 
when is this gonna end? Im trying to create a graphic...its not going well (I need to buy some graphics software...bad)

MS Paint, FTW!!!
 
Nutraplanet: Supersize Yourself.
 
Front: "Wish you were as big/huge as me?"

Back: *nutraplanet.com picture* then under that "How the large get larger" or "How the big get even bigger".
 
Nutraplanet: For total package upgrade.
 
Nutraplanet: No limit soldiers only.

Nutraplanet: For when your hate, rage, and pain containers get empty.

Nutraplanet: We take the weight, out of waiting. Shouldnt you recieve your supps before they/ you expire?
 
Front: whatever nutraplanet logo across the middle of chest

On back using the huge dude holding up the world pic (or gary coleman, or the bud ice penguin)

then slogan under: Nutraplanet: Your world is ours
 
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