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"NutraPlanet – Its everything you need to know about primate discipline"

It just has a nice sound, doesn't it?
 
NutraPlanet
Only One Thing to Think About
Chris Farley WASN'T our customer
If he had been......
He might still be alive
​

Oh, yah - throw in a handful of monkies, a Thai prostitute or two, a penguine, and a shadow image of Gary Coleman, looking sadly down at a grave, crying.
 
Front side of the shirt The orginal NUTRAPLANET.COM

Back side of the shirt Nutraplanet symbol in the middle of the shirt with: ~We've got what you want~ written over the Nutra-planet symbol. Can you picture it?

any questions
 
"Nutraplanet: No worries...we are spotting you."
 
On the front: Picture of a vagina with the tag line "Want some...?"

On the back: NP logo with the tag line "Get some!"













Ok, maybe not.
 
how come I'm looking at a Discount Anabolics ad at the bottom of this page showing a big pic of Haladrol 50? i thought anything PH was banned?
 
Vicarious said:
how come I'm looking at a Discount Anabolics ad at the bottom of this page showing a big pic of Haladrol 50? i thought anything PH was banned?
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I think that would make a HORRIBLE t-shirt. Sorry.
 
you can't be a god, but you can be godlike.

nutraplanet logo on the front, back has the nutraplanet logo with the slogan underneath it.
 
Can we get a "Finalists" post?

:::crossing fingers for the win::::
 
Front- Large Nutraplanet logo

back- in big letters "Nutraplanet- providing bodybuilders with the best supplies on the planet since 1978 (or whenever you were founded)"
 
Nutraplanet:

Quit reading my F*cking shirt and lift.
 
"Staring at me wont make you a freak, but it might get me excited."

Nutraplanet, for you freaks in training.
 
Freak In Training

Are you F.I.T.?

Nutraplanet
 
Gym membership: $40
Groceries: $200

For everything else, There's Nutraplanet!

Other side:

Nutraplanet
Building the body YOU want at the lowest price!
 
Gym membership: $40
Groceries: $200

The look in people's eyes when your shirt is off: Priceless

Other side:

Nutraplanet
Building the body YOU want at the lowest price!
 
NUTRAPLANET
Our stuff is gooder than the stuff the others guys sell
Mostly 'cause they're gay and we aren't

Plus, we talk good English
And they ain't
​

This might be a bit harsh
 
Nutraplanet: It's not what's on the shirt, but inside of it.
 
NUTRAPLANET
On a Really Hot Day
I Can Twist This Thing to Look Like a Crazy Straw
[Arrow Points Down to Groin Region]​
 
Keep those good ideas flowing...."50 NutraBucks and free shirt"!"50 NutraBucks and free shirt"!"50 NutraBucks and free shirt"!"50 NutraBucks and free shirt"!"50 NutraBucks and free shirt"!"50 NutraBucks and free shirt"!"50 NutraBucks and free shirt"!

Did I mention that the winner will receive $50 NutraBucks and the shirt that they design?
 
NutraPlanet
Buy Stuff From Us or You'll Die
OK - You Are Going to Die Anyway.
But at Least This Way:
(a) You'll Look Better When You Kick Off;
(b) You'll Have a Little Less to Leave Your Loved Ones; and
(c) If You Spend Enough, We Might Even Come to Your Funeral​

Beneath which please use an unflattering picture of Ruben Studdard, wearing a thong, eating some fried pork rings dipped in Crisco - while bowling.

Shear marketing genius!
 
Nutraplanet: If it's good enough for Jack Bauer, it's good enough for you.

Nutraplanet: Chuck Norris approved. (you need to start selling the chuck norris action jeans Invalid Link Removed)

Nutraplanet: it's a planet... with nutras...

Nutraplanet: Don't be a fvcktard!

Nutraplanet: OWNING confederates since 1861.

"Nutraplanet spelled backwords means nothing."

Have the "Nutraplanet World Tour" shirt where you cover the back of the shirt with your inventory. That would be cool.

"Nutraplanet" spelled in a mirror image and below it the shirt reads: With our supps, you can look in the mirror again.
 
Aeternitatis said:
Nutraplanet: it's a planet... with nutras...
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My hat goes off to you, sir. This is utter brilliance.

Surround this with (or superimpose it over) an image of Ruben, a couple of streetwalkers, and an image of a Finch in a microwave (at the exact moment of explosion); then just sit back and watch the orders pile in.

Bartender, give this man a drink.
 
Nutraplanet, because only your girlfriend should shop at Hollister.
 
Nutraplanet: Because winners take the prom queen home and score.
 
Front:Nutraplanet logo on upper right

On back of shirt :A design of a man holding up the world on his back. Letters in Bold:1.The best supplements the world can give you or 2.The best supplements in the world. Either one or two. Nutraplanet.com
 
<on back of shirt>

<------- (pointing to biceps/tri's) ---------->
~ Nutraplanet ~
where you can get these

It's not what you know it's who you know.....Nutraplanet

Building Bodies, Breaking Boundaries....Nutraplanet.com

Build A Better You @ Nutraplanet.com

Cutting Edge Supplementation & Quality Gains @ Nutraplanet.com

A world of difference, build it the way you want it....@ Nutraplanet.com

Breaking barriers, building bodies @ Nutraplanet.com

Smart science meets Smart supplementation @ Nutraplanet.com

We know bulk, like baby knows biceps ...Nutraplanet.com

The Science Behind Slim n Sexy ...Nutraplanet.com

Building better bodies the "new" way - Nutraplanet.com

Chiseld abs.....check, Smart Science....check.....Sexy n Slim .....Check...Nutraplanet.com
 
knightowl said:
Nutraplanet
Helping you squeeze One more Rep at the LOWEST price!
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Nice

motiv8er said:
Freak In Training

Are you F.I.T.?

Nutraplanet
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I would have " Are you F.I.T." on the front then on the back "Freakz In Training!" With Nutraplanet.com under it

I would definitely change the logo to have .com in it.

knightowl said:
Gym membership: $40
Groceries: $200

For everything else, There's Nutraplanet!

Other side:

Nutraplanet
Building the body YOU want at the lowest price!
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This one for the win!!!!

:(
Vbulletin Message said:
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Beau again.
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:(

Aeternitatis said:
Nutraplanet: it's a planet... with nutras...

"Nutraplanet" spelled in a mirror image and below it the shirt reads: With our supps, you will be able to look in the mirror again.
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or

"Nutraplanet" spelled in a mirror image and below it the shirt reads: Our supps, enabling you to look in the mirror again.

or

"Nutraplanet" spelled in a mirror image and below it the shirt reads: With our supps, the mirror is now your friend, not your foe.

These two for the win and ^ Fixed

I also think that it should be top five winners

1. $50 Nutra$ + Shirt

2. $30 Nutra$ + Shirt

3. $20 Nutra$ + Shirt

4. Free full body massage from DSADE with him rubbing his hairy chest all over you :P

5. Um $10 Worth Free bulk laxative!
 
neoborn said:
"Nutraplanet" spelled in a mirror image and below it the shirt reads: Our supps, enabling you to look in the mirror again.

or

"Nutraplanet" spelled in a mirror image and below it the shirt reads: With our supps, the mirror is now your friend, not your foe.
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Yeah, the one-liner probably could be better. But the mirror image is cool IMO.
 
$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!

$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!

These ideas are great, keep up the good work!

$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!

$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!

MAKE SURE AND NOTE THAT THIS IS THE LAST DAY TO POST YOUR T-SHIRT IDEAS!!! THE DEADLINE FOR THIS CONTEST IS 12:00 MIDNIGHT!!!

$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!

$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!

$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!

$50 in NutraBucks and Free T-shirt!
 
Front: Logo over top right or left pec.

Back:A picture of a huge planet smashing through a handfull of small planets with logo under

"He who has the most Mass wins - Nutraplanet"
 
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