Oh, man....there was an old guy at my gym that walked around naked in the locker room...and stood in front of the mirror using a blow dryer to dry his sack.....

uke:
Imagine a guy using the things you use to dry you hands naked and spread out like the Da Vinci sketch.
its alright man that just bothers me i hate it when ppl say hes black hes white hes chienese hes this or that.
You mean...describing people?
Me pet peeves.
-Jackasses who do the "300 Workout" and walk around like they are just so god damn hardcore.
-Crossfit faggots
-The guy who feels the need to one up you. On DB press, I start with a low weight, like 60s. Just what I always do. Some guy comes up and grabs 70s and starts repping right next to me. I move to the 80s next set like I always do and he gets up and leaves.
-Curl Jockeys. Especially squat rack curlers. They think its called the curl cage.
-People who give you tips when they are in no place to do so. I was doing zurchers and some asshead walks up and says, dude, youre just going to hurt your back. I laughed and kept doing them.
-Wild packs of bros.
-The chick who thinks everyone is staring at her and trying to hit on her. Once I asked a girl if she would be done with a machine soon. She gives me a bitchy looks and says, no, Im not done. I was like, Ok, when will you be. If it will be a while, Ill just do the other things in my workout. She scoffs loudly and says, fine you can have it and walks away. I was like WTF.
-The 1/4 reppers on squats.
-The people who suck at spots.
-People who assume youre on steroids because you lift more than them.
-People who are smaller than you and move less weight and feel the need to compensate by giving you attitude for no reason.
-People who violate thread rules and list more than two things.