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Most stupid or clever license plates...

kwyckemynd00

kwyckemynd00

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K, i was driving down the road with Mrs. Gimpy! and we saw this dopey guy. Looked like a grungy pothead white guy in a Scion...hate crooked, cutoff shirt, out of shape, etc.

He goes blazin' by us in his "ride" and on the back of his car I see the license plate: chlntyt (chillin tyte) hahaah. I thought that was probably the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while and was lmao at this goon.

Anyway, so that got me thinking...what are some of the stupid license plates you guys have seen?

I saw another one "tanbabe" with some 50yr old chick who looks like she was left on the roaster for too long and had wirey blonde "fried" hair, and she made me laugh...but nothing like "chlntyt". haah.

On a side note, I've seen some clever ones. 10SNE1 (tennis anyone?). someone had to have a brain to come up with that one.
 
Mulletsoldier said:
This thread reminds me of the Assman episodes from Seinfeld.!!
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I'm the ASSMAN Jerry :D

edit: btw, I hate vanity plates. 30 years ago it was cool, now every dikhead on the road has them :rolleyes:
 
I was driving behind a van like a month ago, and it's license plate said SOCRMOM....and I go to pass it and some 40 year old bald fat guy was driving it by himself.
 
lady at work has one that says hidyho...

she is a ho though...
 
I had a buddy of mine that used to drive a 96 Impala SS and his license plate said SS Lft U i thought it was pretty clever.
 
Used to have a 99, black 2 door accord, lic was Chiefkd (dad is the fire chief)...........now its much different, just my intials............
 
the other day at my gym i saw the coolest thing, idk if they knew eachother or what but it was a bmw and a mercedes, one of the plates said. Sux2bu and the other right next to it said. Oo2beme i was like omg if thats a coincidence im leaving this town and never turning back.
 
Ok, this morning I come out of my apt and there is a Bugatti Veyron sitting out front and the license plate is "PAIDCASH"
I asked the doorman who drives it and apparently it is some international movie star who is buying the penthouse suite but he can't disclose who it is.

Unreal!!!!!!

:rant:
 
Ok these are a little rough; I mean no offense to anyone...

When I was in college in the dorms my Black Panther wanna-be RA was getting a vanity plate. On his marker board he asked for suggestions. I submitted these:

DIYTDI
IH8YT
KILLYT
BLKPWR

I think there were some more. Will update.
 
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massmonster said:
No, he was all talk. He was sure that St. Louis PD would have a shoot-2-kill out on him.
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Pretty typical IMO :D I'll never understand what drives some of those black panther types who REALLY believe the world is out to supress the hell out of them.
 
NickyNoNames said:
the other day at my gym i saw the coolest thing, idk if they knew eachother or what but it was a bmw and a mercedes, one of the plates said. Sux2bu and the other right next to it said. Oo2beme i was like omg if thats a coincidence im leaving this town and never turning back.
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thats pretty awesome! i would have definitely snapped a picture of that one!
 
I saw a Lotus Elise with:

SML PNS

I am not sure if he did it on purpose, but if he did, and he really does have a small penis, at least he has big balls and a big bank account (relatively speaking of course, $57,000).
 
FACQ2 was the funniest i ever saw and it was on a guy's truck that i used to work with, lol.
 
diminuendo said:
I saw a Lotus Elise with:

SML PNS

I am not sure if he did it on purpose, but if he did, and he really does have a small penis, at least he has big balls and a big bank account (relatively speaking of course, $57,000).
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ahha,..that's classic.

:bb2:
 
diminuendo said:
I saw a Lotus Elise with:

SML PNS

I am not sure if he did it on purpose, but if he did, and he really does have a small penis, at least he has big balls and a big bank account (relatively speaking of course, $57,000).
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wow..... thats a unique guy.....
 
How does one verify license plates on snopes??? I don't get it.

Nullifidian said:
Funniest part about that one is, it isn't a vanity plate; it was state-assigned. It's actually a random plate. And yes, it is real, verified it on snopes.
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