keep on coughing what is the problem

1ad man said:
spit death you have broken board rules bud no posting of other members pictures without their permission. This is sad my reputation points are going down from this trash talking i guess rants sell . just like sex sells. anyways im on 1000mg of test im horny as hell on this stuff im constantly on limewire downloading all the possible gangbang pornos possbile. im jerking off around the clock aint nothing coming out except for that excess juice i been injecting in my hard ass roid monkey ass.

By the way im a driving instructor down here in canada and my last student was a blonde hot as hell 19 yrs old and was wearing a mini skirt half the time i wasnt even looking up ahead but rather between her legs . I guess being the teacher has some advantages maybe i could teach her some positions we use in the jungle .

Anthony roberts is a moron and steriod.com is too strict they ban you for the stupidest reasons. If your 275 i guess the whole world hits you except for the girls in the club.

Half the time when i ask a girl to dance with me she says yes because she is scared her boyfriend is gonna get beat up by the monkey . Remember do anything to get laid if it means by the ladies a drink do it , if it means putting those ghb drug pills in her drink do it. If it means telling her your roid monkey ass is harder than her nipples do it.

I once told this girl that the monkey banana was 17 inches cold when we got to the hotel she was so horny and ready then when i took my underwear off she realized my balls were the size of nipples that is when you know your roid monkey.

remember life is a box of vials and amps. Juice up or shut up.
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rocketscientist said:
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Invalid Link RemovedThe reason i post pictures is for the fans but also i wanna know what are my strenghts and weaknesses please fans critizicize me and praise me as well on what i need to work on .
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He actually wrote that, he has fans. I have an adoring girlfriend a couple of buddies that call me freak boy, the lady at the lunch counter with juicy thighs, but shiat I ani't got no FANS!!!!!!! Nothing! ... Nada! N-o-t t-h-e O-N-E !!!


...Umm


...Oh well.

All hail saluu.:bow28:
 
all water he says. damn, must be half fvcking camel.

anyhoo, so long with saluu the roid monkey. and a big thanks to bioman for sending him on his way ;)
 
WOW this by far has been the most hillarious, and most disturbing thread I have ever read. This can be argued as what roids can do to already dead brain. Thoughts of Granduer, Manic episodes, and thoughts of Harm to others. Scary but true, it is funny, but I wonder if any is true? And if this guy need serious help?
 
i love it :D

"I figure with dbol i will put on 20 pds and m1t 20pds and test c 20 pds and with 20 amps of sus 20 to 30 pds and tren a and tren e 20 pds and winny 5pds grandtotal of new added muscle 105 t0 110 pds ."
 
bioman said:
Endorsement of date rape drugs will not be tolerated on this site.


THANK YOU for giving me a reason to ban you though...it seriously couldn't happen fast enough. Perhaps we will gain back the IQ points that you rotted from our collective minds.
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Thank you for taking the trash to the curb.
 
Beelzebub said:
i love it :D

"I figure with dbol i will put on 20 pds and m1t 20pds and test c 20 pds and with 20 amps of sus 20 to 30 pds and tren a and tren e 20 pds and winny 5pds grandtotal of new added muscle 105 t0 110 pds ."
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LOL...

hey at least the man can add :blink:
 
Man ! This dude is nuts!! I have seen him post like this on every board he has been on!! Wonder which board he is off to next?? Lucky them ( yea right) LOL
 
mercedesdd said:
Man ! This dude is nuts!! I have seen him post like this on every board he has been on!! Wonder which board he is off to next?? Lucky them ( yea right) LOL
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I don't know if he's playing us for a reaction or not (most likely), but I'm just glad that oxygen thief is finally gone.
 
Originally Posted by Hed
He looks like Milton from Office Space.
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HAHA i would seriously be embarassed to do a bunch of AAS and still look like Milton. MMMM.. Have you seen my stapler? What a f'in douche bag.

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1ad man said:
I once told this girl that the monkey banana was 17 inches cold when we got to the hotel she was so horny and ready then when i took my underwear off she realized my balls were the size of nipples that is when you know your roid monkey.
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:rofl: why are u typing this stuff? i'm sitting here reading these posts, visualizing those crazy pictures of you and i just cant stop laughing. vizualizing u coughing out droplets of blood onto your keyboard while your typing with your left hand and injecting yourself with your right hand ain't helping me stop. i'm literally in tears from laughing right now as i amtyping this

.................edit. oh. sorry. just got to the end of the thread..........guess he won't be answering that no more.
 
Originally Posted by 1ad man
"It aint about how you train or diet it is all about how much you willing to inject yourself if you inject yourself more than those crackheads and heroin addicts in the corner of your street than consider yourself the saluu roid monkey fan club member .. I figure with dbol i will put on 20 pds and m1t 20pds and test c 20 pds and with 20 amps of sus 20 to 30 pds and tren a and tren e 20 pds and winny 5pds grandtotal of new added muscle 105 t0 110 pds..."






now that's cracked out wisdom ...just priceless.. he's gonna put on 110 lbs of muscle??? WTF?? what is this guy on??? and what's with the fans comments?? i've been laughing histerically for the past 2 hrs..you just can't make up stuff like this... it's a real gem, you guys should frame it... by the way how do I set up my signature? Cuz i got to have this as my sig.
 
Man!! I was just checking the CP and thought I'd check out the monkey's newest additions,..
Too bad he was banned,.. I am going the miss that degree of stupidity mixed with 3rd person English
 
bioman said:
You really want me to reverse the ban? If you all start actin' up..I will. :nono:
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For the love of all that is holy Bio, reverse it..This guy was pure comedy, you can't write this stuff.
 
he would be kinda funny to keep around. every forum needs a village idiot. 1adman can be the new adjective. "mullet, quit being 1adman". see? it gets the point across.
 
hehe, there's always one floating around. Nothing like a 300gram a day fat diet to put on those massive dbol/m1t cycle gains.
 
Or more like..

"and for a good idea of exactly what NOT to do with your diet, training and cycling, here's a word from 1AD Man. Remember everyone, whatever he says..do the complete opposite. Kind of like the Bizarro World when Superman visted it."
 
Mulletsoldier said:
For the love of all that is holy Bio, reverse it..This guy was pure comedy, you can't write this stuff.
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Thats the funny thing with this guy! Once he gets banned from a board people start to kinda miss his funny post!! He is a good guy to have around for comical puproses.. Maybe we should have some kinda poll to see who wants him back or not LOL :eek:
 
Beelzebub said:
he would be kinda funny to keep around. every forum needs a village idiot. 1adman can be the new adjective. "mullet, quit being 1adman". see? it gets the point across.
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Now that's a good idea...Haha..."Dude, you're being straight up Saluu right now"...It could be a verb as well, like when someone suggests a ridiculous cycle, you could just be "Man, don't pull a Saluu"
 
WOW... I WOULD LOVE TO TRAIN WITH THIS GUY :blink: . MAYBE GET SOME INSIGHT ON HIS PRE AND POST-WORKOUT NUTRITION... ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. BIO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIFT THE BAN. THIS THREAD COMPLETELY MADE MY DAY AND I'M SURE THERE WOULD BE MORE OF THIS CLOWN'S ANTICS TO COME! :hammer:
 
I feel as though I hold the key to the Gates of Hell. I'm not sure what would come out if I lifted the ban.
 
I know, but I'm just thinking about his potential rant about being banned.

I can't deal with the brain drain right now. lol
 
hmmmm? i wonder what he would say.........

try to ban saluu the roid monkey, eh? well now he's back and ready to run the choo-choo train all over yo' ass. that's right b1tches, saluu the roid monkey does not take pity on the 235lbs 6% bf guy, he knows they really envy 275lbs with no visible abs or muscle tone. he picks up the 15lbs yellow dumbbells and slings them across the room and says 'you've just been saluued'. all you guys are just haters on the great roid monkey. sometimes i tuck my penis in between my legs and flap around the kitchen like a chicken saying 'caw....caw'. that's what the hoes really like is a flapping chicken. i remember the first time i got gang banged in a dark alley and how exciting it was broomstick shoved up my butt. i remember thinking 'that's right arnold, it's not a tumor, you've just been salueed.'
 
Beelzebub said:
hmmmm? i wonder what he would say.........

try to ban saluu the roid monkey, eh? well now he's back and ready to run the choo-choo train all over yo' ass. that's right b1tches, saluu the roid monkey does not take pity on the 235lbs 6% bf guy, he knows they really envy 275lbs with no visible abs or muscle tone. he picks up the 15lbs yellow dumbbells and slings them across the room and says 'you've just been saluued'. all you guys are just haters on the great roid monkey. sometimes i tuck my penis in between my legs and flap around the kitchen like a chicken saying 'caw....caw'. that's what the hoes really like is a flapping chicken. i remember the first time i got gang banged in a dark alley and how exciting it was broomstick shoved up my butt. i remember thinking 'that's right arnold, it's not a tumor, you've just been salueed.'
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Beelzebub again.


You just made my day bro! Thanks :)

Oh yeah, guess where this is going! ;)
 
Beelzebub said:
hmmmm? i wonder what he would say.........

try to ban saluu the roid monkey, eh? well now he's back and ready to run the choo-choo train all over yo' ass. that's right b1tches, saluu the roid monkey does not take pity on the 235lbs 6% bf guy, he knows they really envy 275lbs with no visible abs or muscle tone. he picks up the 15lbs yellow dumbbells and slings them across the room and says 'you've just been saluued'. all you guys are just haters on the great roid monkey. sometimes i tuck my penis in between my legs and flap around the kitchen like a chicken saying 'caw....caw'. that's what the hoes really like is a flapping chicken. i remember the first time i got gang banged in a dark alley and how exciting it was broomstick shoved up my butt. i remember thinking 'that's right arnold, it's not a tumor, you've just been salueed.'
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OMFG you are toooo funny that made my morning, it has to be a classic post. We need like a hall of fame log, of all the greatest posts of all time.:rofl:
 
Beelzebub said:
hmmmm? i wonder what he would say.........

try to ban saluu the roid monkey, eh? well now he's back and ready to run the choo-choo train all over yo' ass. that's right b1tches, saluu the roid monkey does not take pity on the 235lbs 6% bf guy, he knows they really envy 275lbs with no visible abs or muscle tone. he picks up the 15lbs yellow dumbbells and slings them across the room and says 'you've just been saluued'. all you guys are just haters on the great roid monkey. sometimes i tuck my penis in between my legs and flap around the kitchen like a chicken saying 'caw....caw'. that's what the hoes really like is a flapping chicken. i remember the first time i got gang banged in a dark alley and how exciting it was broomstick shoved up my butt. i remember thinking 'that's right arnold, it's not a tumor, you've just been salueed.'
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Duuuuuude! I nearly choked to death on my coffee. LOLOLOL
 
.....sometimes i tuck my penis in between my legs and flap around the kitchen like a chicken saying 'caw....caw'. that's what the hoes really like is a flapping chicken...........


he might just say that too....it seems to be down his train of thought..... as for the rest, it's just too creative. he doesn't seem to delve that deep
 
Leggo my Ego said:
WOW... I WOULD LOVE TO TRAIN WITH THIS GUY :blink: . MAYBE GET SOME INSIGHT ON HIS PRE AND POST-WORKOUT NUTRITION... ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. BIO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIFT THE BAN. THIS THREAD COMPLETELY MADE MY DAY AND I'M SURE THERE WOULD BE MORE OF THIS CLOWN'S ANTICS TO COME! :hammer:
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guys, this is completely off topic.......but i really want to ask. when i read the above post, both times when it gets to "....this thread completely made my day......" both times my brain quickly read it as "completely made my dad......" sort of like my brain wants to read "made my dad and i laugh blah blah......."

i'm just wondering if anybody else got that effect perhaps of the positioning of the words or is it just me for some reason. perhaps not used to the caps or something.
 
...COMPLETELY MADE MY DAD. Yeah now when I look at it, I see "DAD" too. Funny, I typed that in caps because I was being lazy, y'na mean.

saluu like roids. roids make saluu strong. roids make saluu get girl. girl love saluu. saluu beautiful. saluu sleep in cave
 
for the love of god unban him. his posts are like crack

m1t and dbol together...hm hello choleoastic liver shock
 
can the mods ban I.P. addresses? can saluu roid monkey at least set up a new account and log in as another person? (not that he would stay anonymous for long).
 
i keep checking back this board.. can you guys unban this guy cuz he's hilarious.. he's made my day over and over and over again he's a classic act man .. i wonder what he would say if he were back. maybe something like this


"please fans critizicize me and praise me as well the roid monkey screwed a girl in the club at her place and she said she had claymadia i got my penis checked the doctor put something like a stick in area where piss comes out and the test results came in negative thank god now i have **** that works but no balls because im roid monkey I love steroids and love to abuse them It dont matter if you get the needle in a vein or in your muscle , what matters is when they do an autopsy in your body the doctor says wow he was one big mother@@@@@@@@@ roid monkey. The roid monkey only talks one language and that is done with a needle and juice if your not down with steroids than suck it from saluu the ultimate roid monkey i can;t wait till summer till i show the girls my new gyno breasts after doing tren e and tren a , winny , test, m1t saluu is my name roids are my game . to my fans thanks for supporting me. peace"
 
animalXXX said:
i keep checking back this board.. can you guys unban this guy cuz he's hilarious.. he's made my day over and over and over again he's a classic act man .. i wonder what he would say if he were back. maybe something like this


"please fans critizicize me and praise me as well the roid monkey screwed a girl in the club at her place and she said she had claymadia i got my penis checked the doctor put something like a stick in area where piss comes out and the test results came in negative thank god now i have **** that works but no balls because im roid monkey I love steroids and love to abuse them It dont matter if you get the needle in a vein or in your muscle , what matters is when they do an autopsy in your body the doctor says wow he was one big mother@@@@@@@@@ roid monkey. The roid monkey only talks one language and that is done with a needle and juice if your not down with steroids than suck it from saluu the ultimate roid monkey i can;t wait till summer till i show the girls my new gyno breasts after doing tren e and tren a , winny , test, m1t saluu is my name roids are my game . to my fans thanks for supporting me. peace"
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hmmmm. pretty good. but a bit too crazy near the end. i give u a 6.5/10 on your impersonation. and i also want him unbanned pretty bad.
 
6.5??? the crazy thing is that i actually used all just quotes made by Saluu on different posts and different forums ...i swear bro every single word in the post was his... what can i say i'm a fan :)
 
animalXXX said:
6.5??? the crazy thing is that i actually used all just quotes made by Saluu on different posts and different forums ...i swear bro every single word in the post was his... what can i say i'm a fan :)
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really??? what can i say. i hang my head in shame. *goes to the end of the roid monkey fan club lineup*

how about a 9.5 + rep points then?
 
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