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keep on coughing what is the problem

WOW!!! you're putting in some work animalxxx! I'd rep you again if I could.. Come on everyone, show him some love! he's found some real jewels from saluu
 
The roid monkey hasn't understood that there is a point of diminishing returns. It gets harder and harder to gain once you get that big.
 
Leggo my Ego said:
WOW!!! you're putting in some work animalxxx! I'd rep you again if I could.. Come on everyone, show him some love! he's found some real jewels from saluu
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hey man thanks for the rep points. glad you guys enjoy the posts. i'll see what else i can find. and hey Saluu if you're reading this give us a sign. i'd love to hear how that stupid cycle turned out. Are you at 330lbs of fat yet?
 
lol He thinks that he was 260lbs. @ 20% bodyfat in that picture?! HAHA!!! Guess again! I'd put him at 30% and that's cutting him some slack.
 
I found out what AR.com is and there is alot of info there....Beez, do you know what username Saluu is using on there???
 
just try searching for "Saluu" or "roid monkey". it should work. BTW what is AR? i would love to say hi to Saluu again
 
"i was making a comeback until i got the flu running nose . i can't even eat bananas. another question is i used to be 230 now im 260 and i started working out hard and started benching 225 again instead of 134 pds and my shoulders started getting bigger again and wider. is this muscle mass or fat mass i think i gained back the muscle i lost after not working out for a month. im a driving instructor i teach young girls how to drive can someone help me with flu. salu is like hurricane rita he tells everyone and warns everyone and then destroyies anything in it's path. only real roid monkey like salu have the right to lift real weights in side the gym. . train hard or get out the gym. Its not about the hot chicks we go the gym , it's not about lifting heavy ass weight and yelling and screaming and trying to impress anyone. It;s all about being the biggest mother ### on this planet . and that is what saluu the roid monkey and ronnie coleman are all about juice up or shut up.
i nearly died today this is the after math of almost deheydrating and presently im tanked out of my brains . i feel like starting the gear again and juicing up and kicking ass. if you look like sylvestor stallone in rambo then you have the real stuff if you look like paul dillet you got the wrong stuff. start taking real gear and be a man drinking beer. Juice up or shut up.; poke your self in the roid monkey ass if your ass aint hard as a rock you aint a roid monkey . tren/prop/ winny= a good cutting cycle bro try this and i gurantee your pipe down under will even have veins as well.. try this cycle if it doesn't work chances are your women will leave you for salu because you aint satifying her like the roid monkey well. you need more sex too get energy get yourself a hooker because with test you should be having roid monkey sex and working out every day. two weeks after last shot of test e go clomid 300 day 1 and then go 100 mg for 4 weeks to keep gains i like using winny at the end of clomid. take diuretic you can lose weight off those 10 pds easy just subtract 10 pounds of your kidney after it is destoyed in your body their you go problem solved.
when it all comes down to it it is all about having balls and knowing how to fight. THe only thing roids does is give a false sense that you are huge for a couple of weeks and after you go off the **** you look like kevin levrone that fool and what do people say oh he is cut up more like he is off gear and looks like **** now. The real man is like mike tyson knocking out these boys in the first round. I am stopped taking roids and am training natural and am suprised after doing so much juice i can still have enough hormones to screw my girlfriend so here is the suck it policy to all you boyz that say you can lift this crap get a 9 to 5 job and do it the natural way and stop selling roids and **** do it like stallone in rambo in rocky 3.in russia.
monkey be busy banging his girlfriend folks im here i plan to be the incredible hulk come septemember . i'll be back on the drugs screw cutting i dont want an 180 pound body and have veins and **** when a bouncer in nite club can kick my ass. Screw the chicks and impressing them and **** . IM going on juice and hitting 320 and all mass baby and then watch the monkey kick some bouncer ass right , left and center, It;s not about the six pack for the chicks , It not about being shredded, and in shape , juicing is all about whether you can kick the bouncer's ass that works at your weekend night club if you can welcome to the roid monkey's world come september i plan just do that wish me luck and wish we get that sob osoma as well peace america. peace out fans the monkey is busy i am here to stay see you around but im not on full time juice. hell it;s summer time hot summer , hot chicks, hot muscles, that is the life. I love telling my girlfriend im not a player and i stay home on weekends only after talking to her and then hitting the clubs after eleven and finding myself a roid monkey whore. That is the life you need excitement and mystery and **** . Im not a player but these beautiful surrey whores have made me a player in bed that is. so instead lacing up the skates and being a player i juice up and be a player in the clubs. say hello roid monkey in da house peace out"
 
Man oh man this keeps getting better!

"i'll be back on the drugs screw cutting i dont want an 180 pound body and have veins and **** when a bouncer in nite club can kick my ass. Screw the chicks and impressing them and **** . IM going on juice and hitting 320 and all mass baby and then watch the monkey kick some bouncer ass right , left and center"

Despite his sketchy knowledge of safe steroid use I like his style.:bow28:
 
He's either 1) an Internet Troll[[ In Internet terminology, a troll is someone who comes into an established community such as an online discussion forum, and posts inflammatory, rude, repetitive or offensive messages designed intentionally to annoy or antagonize the existing members or disrupt the flow of discussion, including the personal attack of calling others trolls. Often, trolls assume multiple aliases, or sock puppets. ]] or 2) he's Utterly ****ing retarded
 
"well i have no choice now after my ass got suspended their well be no more jokes or insulting moderators anymore or one on one fights with moderators. I don't wanna risk the chance of getting banned i love this site way too much so all my posts will be different and serious and thanks for the fans supporting me . I would like to say money boss i have nothing personal against you and i am sorry, but i wanna get something off my monkey chest and that is when ever i ask for advice you would always insult my ass. I have never been mean to you , you get respect if you so respect. I have come with a new serious attitude and hope to be on my best behaviour. If i go haywire it is because of the roids and i have a drinking problem as well. Just suspend me but please don;t ban me because without this site i have no life. I love steroids and love to abuse them.

peace the new attitude roid monkey in da house."
 
Irony

bro im new here but a question like this is gonna get funny answer half of these guys are lying 20 pds in 3 weeks and 30 pds in 4 weeks stuff and all that while losing bodyfat be realistic here not even real juice test e the king of mass puts on 40 pds in 4 weeks .

I have done several phs and tell you the truth after post cycle therapy and all said and done you only gain about anywhere from 5-10 pds . i personally think you gain 3-7 pds of ph's /

Now naturally you would be lucky if you gain a pound in month or so.

are ph's crap no i have used them and they work m1t is the real deal but can it replace real roids no. also phs are harder on the liver than injectables so in the long run is it worth it no.

but for the young ones who cant get access to a good site it is the only alternative. but now days labs are everywhere do research and you will find them.

As for wardog stop acting like a smartass and putting down the person asking the question. half of these guys are newbies and i think you were alittle rough on them.

now the roid monkey says this nothing beats real food nothing screw the protein shakes hit the tuna and eggs and eat healthy half the time you dont need ph's / with good diet and hardcore training you can put on muscle.

as for no cardio while bulking i think is a stupid idea considering ph and steriods raise your cholesterol level and blood pressure not doing it is harmful. Plus with all those calories you gonna get fat as hell. If you think your gonna put on 20 pds of muscle without putting on fat dream on.

cardio 30min 3 times a week even twice is good you will burn the extra fat away. by the way wardog cardio is good for the heart.

another thing is dont eat crap while bulkiing eat good fats omega 3 fats or flaxseed oil. you can cheat a bit you would be a fool not too. because with high calories your body adapts easily and once in a while eating bad foods is good once a week thing. but not everyday remember calories the amount dont put lean muscle on you. eat quality calories im not talking about them heavyweightgainer powders packed

with 10kg of sugar and crap. im talking about eatin good ole steak with masterpiece sauce , chicken breasts, tuna, eggs , egg whites than watch the muscle come.

to me 3 things build you diet, working out like a roid monkey your body should be aching everywhere, and rest you grow when you rest not while you inject and workout or shove them phs in your stomach.
I used to be 6 1 200 pds then i juiced up now they call me saluu the roid monkey 6 1 270 . peace out
 
I just found the saluu jackpot!!!!!!!!!! LOL suckers! here is one that hasnt been posted yet: by saluu, "dbol alone is a good cycle is that suppose to be joke bro 90 percent of it is water talking from several dbol cycle experience if you wanna look big for one week and then look like kevin leverone after retiring then i would suggest take test with it bro you will keep way more gains. help our black brothers in lousiana bush and stop going after oil we need these people to keep america's crime rate and unemployment rate high. think george bush cares i dont think so. Out here canada canadians have not donated nothing to help these victims it is sad really . These poor black people have to deal with poverty and racism and now mother nature help them. pLease bush stop the oil smuggling and help these people peace ."
 
"first of all let the roid monkey tell you brother people always do this they do cardio and forget that weight training also burns calories as well infact while you sleeping your juice monkey ass on your bed it still burns calories . Several athletes use weight training and juice up like baseball players as well. dont stop lifting weights weightlifting well help you lose weight bro trust me on this . peace out drink lots of water and take diuretic you can lose weight off those 10 pds easy just subtract 10 pounds of your kidney after it is destoyed in your body their you go problem solved."

I really like the kidney line. :rofl:
 
i truely believe after cycle is good doing cycle and but i do believe there is no scientific data out there saying milk thistle effects or decreases gains in cycles ever heard of the word bs so i would say false. i know because im mike tysons other half brother salu tyson in da house.
 
actually after reading a handful of saluu's rantings i think he is actually an alter ego for someone. either that or he could possibly just be posting to see peoples reactions and get reactions from them. Im pretty sure he has no friends and might have created another alter ego since this one is banned from every board. Alot of his posts are single posts and never really responds back to often. It just seems like twilight zone stuff to me!
 
"it's not about the spelling, and grammer on this forum . These forum is strictly for roid monkey's this is not the knowledge network or learning channel. We are not here to enter a spelling bee. We all have one thing in common we love jamming ourselves with the needle in the ass. We love looking buffed up think a girl in a club cares about whether you can spell the word sex or does she care whether you can perform in bed or not.The roid monkey spelling and grammer suck it policy says it is not the spelling it is what the monkey says that counts. We all know what juice up means or roided out . or roid monkey on this forum . To sound technical is boring oh i do anabolic steroids or im a roid monkey which one sounds cooler you be the judge. Juice up or shut up. IM back im low key because of some blood pressure issues so i will come back once my blood pressure goes down from 190 i'll be back. THe blood pressure doesn;t matter , the ***** tits don't matter, the hair loss don't matter , spelling and grammer don't matter, whether your tool doesn't work to satify your ***** don't matter what matters is when you leave this earth whether your casket was custom built or not. get big or get out. peace saluu in da house.
 
His body screams "pile o' sh1t". Ridiculous an ego can come from such a sloppy mess as that. I feel very sorry for him and hope he calms down.... that's all I'll contribute to this humongous and depressing thread.
 
Hard to say if he is a troll or if he is serious. But for some reason I think the guy is seriously believing the things that he is saying.
 
what matters is when you leave this earth whether your casket was custom built or not. get big or get out. peace saluu in da house.


That was one of the funniest lines I've heard.

Next to 110dbells line.
 
gotripped said:
what matters is when you leave this earth whether your casket was custom built or not. get big or get out. peace saluu in da house.


That was one of the funniest lines I've heard.

Next to 110dbells line.
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I have to put the post animalxxx just found as the most hilarious post i have ever seen on any board PERIOD! OMG! :wtf: :jaw: :blink: :icon_lol: :hammer: :rofl: :toofunny: :clap2: :fool2:
 
gotripped said:
He's either 1) an Internet Troll[[ In Internet terminology, a troll is someone who comes into an established community such as an online discussion forum, and posts inflammatory, rude, repetitive or offensive messages designed intentionally to annoy or antagonize the existing members or disrupt the flow of discussion, including the personal attack of calling others trolls. Often, trolls assume multiple aliases, or sock puppets. ]] or 2) he's Utterly ****ing retarded
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I'm guessing a little bit of column A and a ****load of column B. What a waste of perfectly good gear. :frustrate
 
UHCougar05 said:
I'm guessing a little bit of column A and a ****load of column B. What a waste of perfectly good gear. :frustrate
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Just wait til he discovers HGH and IGF-1lr3.

Edit : Or better yet.... Slin.
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gotripped said:
Just wait til he discovers HGH and IGF-1lr3.

Edit : Or better yet.... Slin.
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he'd look something like this
 

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he'd look something like this
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its all about when the big roid monkey jams that slin pin into his gut and it grows huge and his intestines wanna explode and then the roid monkey pounds down 2 boxes of oreos, a glass of chocolate milk and three barbecue sandwiches! then i got everyone in the gym looking at me like i'm from the moon or some remote jungle in the south america, like the argentina or some place where big roid monkeys like me grow.
 
"send you girlfriend to the roid monkey seminar that is i will inject her with tren and we will have monkey style sex and trust me she will never come back to you because she will love juice and the roid monkey saluu . plenty of girls out there bro just like juice. remember juice comes first and she comes second. if she aint down with that show her the old roid monkey needle that goes straight up the ass and out the other side . i was talking about my balls i was talking about a real needle. i got a good plan the monkey always does i wont tell her im on juice and bang the crap out of her plus i will be getting big at the same time now that is what you call a smart monkey plan. If your not down with sharing your girlfriend with me than i got two words suck it.you aint see a bad monkey like me again. saluu the legend continues."
 
Things I know about Saluu the Roid Monkey : The Track Down Plan


1) He lives in Canada
2) He works as a Teacher for Student Drivers
3) He is obsessed with the Amazon Jungle and other planets
4) He goes to the clubs alot
5) He's hard to miss

I'LL FIND HIM IN REAL LIFE DAMMIT!
 
lol. make sure you take some pics of him and pretend to be a big fan. you can right a book on your experiences with him. And show him what a real workout is like!
 
Heck, take him on a run. He looks like he could use one... or fifty one. That is if he doesn't have a massive coronary, or has time between his dialysis treatments.
 
the big roid monkey now has a professional advice giver. the big roid monkey is gonna cut up his big monkey gorilla chest and go to the club and hit up all the red and blue assed roid monkey ladies. now this big gorilla got a pro-trainer and winny and cutin up like no others brother from another mother in the deep down amazon. **** lee priest. get swole, get cut, get a big roid monkey chest with striations or get out!
 
gotripped said:
the big roid monkey now has a professional advice giver. the big roid monkey is gonna cut up his big monkey gorilla chest and go to the club and hit up all the red and blue assed roid monkey ladies. now this big gorilla got a pro-trainer and winny and cutin up like no others brother from another mother in the deep down amazon. **** lee priest. get swole, get cut, get a big roid monkey chest with striations or get out!
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1.i dont think he would know striations 2.your spelling is to good. 3.you forgot to make a reference to yourself using your name saluu
 
pistonpump said:
1.i dont think he would know striations 2.your spelling is to good. 3.you forgot to make a reference to yourself using your name saluu
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Dammit. I knew striations would have gone too far. And my spelling was too good.

****.
 
gotripped said:
what matters is when you leave this earth whether your casket was custom built or not. get big or get out. peace saluu in da house.


That was one of the funniest lines I've heard.

Next to 110dbells line.
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what casket. who's paying?
 
gotripped said:
the big roid monkey now has a professional advice giver. the big roid monkey is gonna cut up his big monkey gorilla chest and go to the club and hit up all the red and blue assed roid monkey ladies. now this big gorilla got a pro-trainer and winny and cutin up like no others brother from another mother in the deep down amazon. **** lee priest. get swole, get cut, get a big roid monkey chest with striations or get out!
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Oh dear god that's funny. The red and blue roid monkey ladies...I probably just woke my wife up with my guffawing.



Saluu gonna start his own roid monkey board. Screw this AM and that BiolittlegurlMan. The roid monkey got many fans who worship his taking the life by the balls and injectin it into his rock hard roid monkey ass. Then I'll be the MOD and can be a god of my own little world. Then all the hot girls would be havin sex with monkey or he'd ban them or worse, not show his giant ripped steel roid monkey photos no more. The monkey wonders why do his chest ache so bad but he ignores it because with no pain comes no gains. No gains is for puny little behitches like that Bioman.
 
bioman said:
Oh dear god that's funny. The red and blue roid monkey ladies...I probably just woke my wife up with my guffawing.



Saluu gonna start his own roid monkey board. Screw this AM and that BiolittlegurlMan. The roid monkey got many fans who worship his taking the life by the balls and injectin it into his rock hard roid monkey ass. Then I'll be the MOD and can be a god of my own little world. Then all the hot girls would be havin sex with monkey or he'd ban them or worse, not show his giant ripped steel roid monkey photos no more. The monkey wonders why do his chest ache so bad but he ignores it because with no pain comes no gains. No gains is for puny little behitches like that Bioman.
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LOL!~!!!!!!!!!!!
 
1ad man said:
the roid monkey keeps on coughing help me i love this **** i love being on sus and test e and m1t and dbol, then i go to the gym and see these skinny wimps benching pressing 40 pd dumbells while the monkey slams them 110 pd dumbells hard to the ground so everyone looking at me like im from a different planet or from the amazon.

screw the pundits screw anthony roberts im the ulitmate steroid guru im the ultimate guinea pig the masses said dont take dbol and m1t togehter i did. the masses said dont take 1g of test i did , now im starting tren soon i cant wait to be an animal inside the clubs. chicks look for two things in side the club when they are drunk who is the biggest roid monkey if you have a big gorilla chest and arms the size of any black guys banana down under consider yourself laid.

DRunk chicks want a monkey that can overpower them in bed and that is where saluu the roid monkey comes in.

anthony roberts can suck it, screw his new book , the monkey tells it like it is swolecat is juiced up monkey screw his hard work when you take that much juice as he does i be twice his size, his liver is probably the size of pamela andersons fake breasts. His heart is probably the size of arnolds chest . It aint about how you train or diet it is all about how much you willing to inject yourself if you inject yourself more than those crackheads and heroin addicts in the corner of your street than consider yourself the saluu roid monkey fan club member .
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Sorry to bring this up again, but this is just too f'in funny to miss. I kept thinking about the line,"while the monkey slams them 110 pd dumbells hard to the ground so everyone looking at me like im from a different planet or from the amazon.", and was laughing my ass off at work. I am sad I was not active at the time Saluu the roid monkey was active. If you want some other interesting posts search Methyl1, the dude had some odd posts as well.
 
OH NO not this thread again... Saluu should run for president, that dude is a freakin GENIUS! I wonder if he is still alive:think:
 
after reading the thread you posted, all i can say is "you're not mistaken." he's back! and stronger than ever!
 
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