Iconic Formulations wants YOU to name our new product

[Beau]

I'm getting tired from all this...... I just feel so wiped out.

You should probably log off.

 

[Beau]

In an unheard of, but highly heralded, move within the supplement industry - the makers of Brown Eye have developed an industry-first, product-based superhero who will "play a prominent role in upcoming advertising campaigns and is expected to have universal and almost limitless appeal." A short video of this superhero is now undergoing focus group testing, but it is believed that no substantive changes will be made. "This new character should help move product through the distribution channel and is expected to be pushed out during an upcoming Brown Eye grand opening".

Feel free to draw you own conclusion.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmuWZYEc7A0

 

[TheVenom]

Is it safe to assume the product won't be available until the name is decided upon?

Also, do you have any already-incorrectly-labeled product you guys wana get rid of for a few pennies?

 

[Beau]

Someone just posted on another site that there appears to be a positive correlation between using your Brown Eye while doing squats. Something about maximizing output.

Truth?

 

[Beau]

Is it safe to assume the product won't be available until the name is decided upon?

This is the first I am hearing of this alleged indecision as to its naming.

I understood it is "Brown Eye for the win".

Otherwise, what about the tag lines, the marketing campaign, the superhero, the impending media roll out, the washable stuffed animals (and royalties)?

Say its not so.

 

[thorsdad31]

this thread is starting to smell

 

[Beau]

this thread is starting to smell

This happens rarely, but I laughed out loud.

Nicely dung, err done.

 

[Ape McGrapes]

"What can brown do for you?"

 

[Beau]

Does anyone know if Brown Eye will be included as part of the Labor Day sale?

On a positive note, after working out the other day a shapely woman approached me in the gym and favorably commented on the smell of her Brown Eye.

 

[dsade]

SevLean, with the "L" an inverted 7.

 

[Ape McGrapes]

I like Iconicort.

 

[TheVenom]

Or just buy the rights to the original name.

 

[cheftepesh1]

We will be taking this supp in a new direction. So the name will change with it. I will be getting with the reps to choose a winner and award the prize. May change the prize since the reformulation will take a little while. I appreciate everyone in this thread.

 

[TheVenom]

We will be taking this supp in a new direction. So the name will change with it. I will be getting with the reps to choose a winner and award the prize. May change the prize since the reformulation will take a little while. I appreciate everyone in this thread.

Interesting! Has IF decided on a name already, or are you guys going to be looking for new suggestions once it's reformulated?

 

[Beau]

are you guys going to be looking for new suggestions once it's reformulated?

If that is the case, I am sure we can help.

 

[cheftepesh1]

Interesting! Has IF decided on a name already, or are you guys going to be looking for new suggestions once it's reformulated?

Not sure yet. I will post a new competition if we need.

 

[TheVenom]

Are we making progress with product release?

 

[cheftepesh1]

Nothing yet. Waiting on an ingredient. Once it is made will announce the winner

 

[Beau]

Seems like Brown Eye sort of pooped out.

 

[Beau]

Any update on the Brown Eye?

 

[cheftepesh1]

The release did not go well. There was an accident and brown eye spilled stuff all over the floor. Let me tell you this stunk.

 

[Marms]

The release did not go well. There was an accident and brown eye spilled stuff all over the floor. Let me tell you this stunk.

LOL

 

[Beau]

Sounds crappy.

 

[jdm23]

This brown eye situation chaps my ass.

 

[Beau]

Someplace on the internet, someone claimed that the product previously known as "Brown Eye" is being now combined with an extract of capsicum annuum and being rebranded as "Ring of Fire". Reportedly a tag line has been developed, undoubtedly for mass marketing appeal, and inside sources have disclosed to industry insiders that the tag line is "It feels like the morning after you've eaten really spicy Thai food".

 

[Beau]

Anything new coming out on the Brown Eye front?

 

[Beau]

Bump

 

[justhere4comm]

LMAO ^

 

[lukehayd]

Bump

There it is!

 

[delsolrob]

I'm excited, but saddened to say...sort of.

Exciting Part:
There's an updated product: code named brown eye 2.0

BE2.0 is expected to release in the coming weeks, we're actually just waiting on the graphic design for the label.

Sad part:
There's been conflict in the name and we're afraid that using the name brown eye would create unrealistic expectations from our customers, and our legal team has advised that it may instigate immediate investigations from all governing agencies for implying outlandish product claims.

In the coming weeks you can expect to see the release of Alpha Seven - This will be a gel containing both androsterone and 7-keto. I believe the synergy between androsterone and 7-keto, combined with transdermal delivery will offer an exceptional leaning product with muscle hardening. Not to mention all the other benefits associated with androsterone.

here's an interesting article about Androsterone:
https://iconicformulations.com/blogs/news/androsterone-lowers-cholesterol-and-mimics-thyroid-hormone

more information to follow soon

 

[thebigt]

I'm excited, but saddened to say...sort of.

Exciting Part:
There's an updated to product: code named brown eye 2.0

BE2.0 is expected to release in the coming weeks, we're actually just waiting on the graphic design for the label.

Sad part:
There's been conflict in the name and we're afraid that using the name brown eye would create unrealistic expectations from our customers and our legal team has advised that it may instigate immediate investigations from all governing agencies because for implying outlandish product claims.

In the coming weeks you can expect to see the release of Alpha Seven - This will be a gel containing both androsterone and 7-keto. We believe this will be an extremely effective leaning product! I believe the synergy between androsterone and 7-keto, combined with transdermal delivery will offer an exceptional leaning product with muscle hardening. Not to mention all the other benefits associated with androsterone.

here's an interesting article about Androsterone:
https://iconicformulations.com/blogs/news/androsterone-lowers-cholesterol-and-mimics-thyroid-hormone

more information to follow soon

androsterone is good stuff, used it many times with good results!!!

 

[cheftepesh1]

Looking forward to trying this out

 

[Beau]

I'm excited, but saddened to say...sort of.

Exciting Part:
There's an updated product: code named brown eye 2.0

BE2.0 is expected to release in the coming weeks, we're actually just waiting on the graphic design for the label.

Sad part:
There's been conflict in the name and we're afraid that using the name brown eye would create unrealistic expectations from our customers, and our legal team has advised that it may instigate immediate investigations from all governing agencies for implying outlandish product claims.

In the coming weeks you can expect to see the release of Alpha Seven - This will be a gel containing both androsterone and 7-keto. I believe the synergy between androsterone and 7-keto, combined with transdermal delivery will offer an exceptional leaning product with muscle hardening. Not to mention all the other benefits associated with androsterone.

here's an interesting article about Androsterone:
https://iconicformulations.com/blogs/news/androsterone-lowers-cholesterol-and-mimics-thyroid-hormone

more information to follow soon

Are you saying that that simply using the name Brown Eye could result some sort of internal probe?

Now, if memory serves me well, Alpha Seven used to go under the secret code name "Blood Engorged", right?

 

[cheftepesh1]

Are you saying that that using the name Brown Eye could result in a probe?

A very deep probe

 

[lukehayd]

A very deep probe

With lots of girth and thrust. The ramifications of such a probe would be very far reaching.

 

[thebigt]

With lots of girth and thrust. The ramifications of such a probe would be very far reaching.

lol...to bold we go-eh.

 

[Beau]

Seems like we woke up the Giant.

 

[justhere4comm]

I've an idea for a name... LISP!

(Larger Inner SPaces)

 

[BigGame84]

Just found this thread... Androsterone and 7-keto transdermal combined? Wow. That's awesome. Nobody has anything like this on the market. Will buy.

 

[Beau]

Just found this thread... Androsterone and 7-keto transdermal combined? Wow. That's awesome. Nobody has anything like this on the market. Will buy.

Someone said it might be called either "The Beast with Two Backs" or "Angela's Lament".

Keep it on the DL.

 

[cheftepesh1]

Just found this thread... Androsterone and 7-keto transdermal combined? Wow. That's awesome. Nobody has anything like this on the market. Will buy.

Watch as this is coming soon

 

[Ricky10]

Alpha Seven should be a huge success. Androsterone and 7-Keto are what summer is all about!

 

[enhanced]

Take my !!!

 

[Ricky10]

What is BE 2.0?

 

[Beau]

What is BE 2.0?

I think it is like regular BE, but has 30% more starfish extract.

 

[lukehayd]

I think it is like regular BE, but has 30% more starfish extract.

It's the added chocolate to the starfish extract that really makes it the shït!

 

[Beau]

It's the added chocolate to the starfish extract that really makes it the shït!

Yes, it is a highly extracted form of theobromine.

 

[enhanced]

Y'all are freaking killin me!!

 

[cheftepesh1]

Thank god for this thread

 

[thebigt]

Thank god for this thread

GOD is great!!!