Iconic Formulations wants YOU to name our new product

[coryrob92]

When someone asks you how you got so jacked you could give them "7 Reasons Why"

 

[Dgh]

ICONIC
CUT
"Cut from a different cloth"

 

[TheVenom]

OK, despite my confidence that Brown Eye (or Brown Eye 2.0) is ideally suited for this product, I acknowledge that this name may not appeal to a small subset of society. Therefore, rather than "throw the baby out with the bathwater", I suggest co-branding this product; two different names, each one sold through its own, separate, different distribution channel.

Clearly, Brown Eye/Brown Eye 2.0 covers the mass market, and will result in the accumulation of record-breaking sales (and wealth).

After considerable thought, for the alternative distribution, I propose:

"SLC"
(Smells Like Chlorine)

In transdermal applications, some may accustomed to smearing their skin with a viscous fluid having a chlorine-like smell.

Simple, yet brilliant.

No need to double up on the prize, I don't want to be selfish.

Please run for public office.

 

[Ape McGrapes]

Don't know how I missed all this. I'll be back after some quick reading. Excited to see what y'all came up with.

 

[kenpoengineer]

Level-7K

 

[Ape McGrapes]

LEAN-KT

This gets my vote as of now.

I have a few ideas of my own, but I'll refrain from winning our own company contest.

 

[justhere4comm]

KetoSeptem (Septem is 7 in Latin)
KetoPito (Pito is 7 in Ilocano)

 

[TheVenom]

7-Oxo (oxo and keto are synonymous in medical terms)

Idol-7 (idol and icon are synonymous)

Jag-7 (temple of the great Jaguar was built in year 7)

Subtonic (musicians get it)

 

[justhere4comm]

Prome7heus

 

[Beau]

I just checked the mail.

My prize didn't arrive yet.

Probably an issue with the Post Office.

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

I just checked the mail.

My prize didn't arrive yet.

Probably an issue with the Post Office.

lol

 

[lukehayd]

I just checked the mail.

My prize didn't arrive yet.

Probably an issue with the Post Office.

Wow, that's odd, I just got mine today.

 

[TheVenom]

I just checked the mail.

My prize didn't arrive yet.

Probably an issue with the Post Office.

Do you scribble your addresses to sloppy when you jot 'em?

 

[Beau]

Do you scribble your addresses to sloppy when you jot 'em?

Sometimes, but never when a lovely parting gift is on the line.

I am going to have a chat with the Postmaster.

 

[thebigt]

Sometimes, but never when a lovely parting gift is on the line.

I am going to have a chat with the Postmaster.

lol...gotta love those lovely parting gifts!!!

 

[Superload]

METHACRINE
The boost we've all been looking for to get that extra edge in the gym and our daily lives without some of the harsh side effects that people have accustomed to be nessasary to accomplish just so

 

[Superload]

∆∆ment to say METACRINE*

 

[Ricky10]

METHACRINE
The boost we've all been looking for to get that extra edge in the gym and our daily lives without some of the harsh side effects that people have accustomed to be nessasary to accomplish just so

Maybe this could be used for another new product :27:
I like the way this is going...

 

[cheftepesh1]

Going to end the names and get a list going for a poll on Friday

 

[RugbyBaller91]

K-haotic-Krine-7TD

 

[thorsdad31]

7k-shred
7k-lean
7k-ripped

 

[Beau]

To appease those who seem insistent on using "7" and "K" in the name, I respectfully submit:

Y7K
(Catch phrase: "We Revised Our Y2K Product, By Adding 5 More K - and You Have to Admit, That's a Lot More K ")

There you have it.

So, summarizing, we have:

Brown Eye/Brown Eye 2.0 (With 30% More Starfish Than Our Regular Brown Eye)
SLC (Smells Like Chlorine)
Y7K (We Revised Our Y2K Product, By Adding 5 More K - and You Have to Admit, That's a Lot More K)

 

[lukehayd]

Fatophobia7

Secret Agent №7

 

[justhere4comm]

Formula 9[SUP]-2f[/SUP]

 

[thebigt]

iconic seven

 

[Beau]

I just cussed out the mailman - after I checked the mail box again.

And saw nothing.

Lazy government employees ......

 

[TheVenom]

If the decision has been made, I'll gladly take the bottles with the original labels

 

[Beau]

I can think of three really good names .....

 

[TheVenom]

I can think of three really good names .....

If its not too late I'd like to suggest "Baeu Jaeuc". - You'll lose weight one way or another.

 

[justhere4comm]

Iconic Thinner

"Oh, you'll lose the fat.. all of it..."

 

[cheftepesh1]

Pulling the list this week

 

[Ape McGrapes]

I was thinking of something that eluded to 7-Keto's effects on Cortisol. I'll continue to keep my name ideas to myself, but maybe you guys can get some last minute entries in, off this.

 

[Beau]

I was thinking of something that eluded to 7-Keto's effects on Cortisol. I'll continue to keep my name ideas to myself, but maybe you guys can get some last minute entries in, off this.

SLC (So, Less Cortisol - and it Smells Like Chlorine).

To whom should I send my address (otherwise my highly-prized gift may be unduly delayed)?

 

[lukehayd]

Iconic Thinner

"Oh, you'll lose the fat.. all of it..."

"You go home now, white man from town!"

 

[Beau]

I just sent a text to my mailman - and told him I was pretty sure he would be dropping a little gift off sometime this week.

 

[cheftepesh1]

"You go home now, white man from town!"

 

[Beau]

I have a good feeling about this.

 

[Beau]

Someone said Brown Eye 2.0 was a "sure winner", but there is a delay while they struggle with the concept for the label art.

True?

 

[cheftepesh1]

names have been submitted to boss.

 

[RugbyBaller91]

Oh snap

 

[TheVenom]

Hopefully some news after the weekend?

 

[cheftepesh1]

Boss is reviewing all names and then has to go to legal, so give some time

 

[justhere4comm]

I just thought of a pretty good one too... Icono-genisis. Oh well.

 

[Beau]

Legal guys love the Brown Eye.

 

[lukehayd]

Legal guys love the Brown Eye.

You could stack it with another product and make it have pink caps and call that stack The Shocker.

 

[Beau]

You could stack it with another product and make it have pink caps and call that stack The Shocker.

Why yes, yes you could.

 

[thebigt]

You could stack it with another product and make it have pink caps and call that stack The Shocker.

hummm...brown eye with pink caps-the DP stack???

 

[cheftepesh1]

Someone will get triggered

 

[D3x]

Someone will get triggered

So there's only pro's to this stack?.. there has to be some cons to the dp stack..

 

[lukehayd]

So there's only pro's to this stack?.. there has to be some cons to the dp stack..

Only if you're the one getting DP'd or you're in it with hairygrandpa or SFreed