Iconic Formulations wants YOU to name our new product

[D3x]

Only if you're the one getting DP'd or you're in it with hairygrandpa or SFreed

I mean that phrasing might be a downside.. anyone using the stack would be "taking the dp"

 

[lukehayd]

I mean that phrasing might be a downside.. anyone using the stack would be "taking the dp"

Which is why I prefer The Shocker Stack name instead. That, and it was my suggestion.
Oh, and I don't want to get P'd let alone DP'd!!!

 

[D3x]

Which is why I prefer The Shocker Stack name instead. That, and it was my suggestion.

Still phrasing.. if you are taking "the shocker" it's no better sounding..

 

[lukehayd]

Still phrasing.. if you are taking "the shocker" it's no better sounding..

Yes, true.

 

[Beau]

After an unconscionably long period of time during which we have had to wait for a decision, I have some good news.

I just decided that I won.

Here is how and here is why - by providing a flexible solution: I propose that the new product (which most of the more intelligent people now know by the name "Brown Eye") will be shipped with a pre-printed back label, but a blank front label having a suitably sized white space and a fine pointed Sharpie pen to enable the user to write in his/her preferred product name. This would create instant product recognition (at the user level), and would create an inseparable bond between product and user - since the user would have invested his/her time and creativity in establishing a unique and personal product naming convention. Brown Eye would cease being "just another product", and instead would become something used with unparalleled brand loyalty.

Perhaps an illustrative example would be helpful:

Lets say a user (we will call him "Hugh Jorgan") purchased a bottle of the product that we all (almost universally) refer to as Brown Eye. Lets assume Hugh (for whatever personal (and possibly deeply-rooted) reasons he may have) prefers to use a product having the name "Toy Soldier Polishing Cream". In this example, Hugh would write the name Toy Soldier Polishing Cream on the label affixed to his bottle (of Brown Eye) and thereafter would be a committed user for life.

Voila' - there you have it.

I love solving problems.

Now, my gift - when can I expect it? Sorry if that sounds pushy.

 

[cheftepesh1]

After an unconscionably long period of time during which we have had to wait for a decision, I have some good news.

I just decided that I won.

Here is how and here is why - by providing a flexible solution: I propose that the new product (which most of the more intelligent people now know by the name "Brown Eye") will be shipped with a pre-printed back label, but a blank front label having a suitably sized white space and a fine pointed Sharpie pen to enable the user to write in his/her preferred product name. This would create instant product recognition (at the user level), and would create an inseparable bond between product and user - since the user would have invested his/her time and creativity in establishing a unique and personal product naming convention. Brown Eye would cease being "just another product", and instead would become something used with unparalleled brand loyalty.

Perhaps an illustrative example would be helpful:

Lets say a user (we will call him "Hugh Jorgan") purchased a bottle of the product that we all (almost universally) refer to as Brown Eye. Lets assume Hugh (for whatever personal (and possibly deeply-rooted) reasons he may have) prefers to use a product having the name "Toy Soldier Polishing Cream". In this example, Hugh would write the name Toy Soldier Polishing Cream on the label affixed to his bottle (of Brown Eye) and thereafter would be a committed user for life.

Voila' - there you have it.

I love solving problems.

Now, my gift - when can I expect it? Sorry if that sounds pushy.

Dude that just made my day. Still waiting on legal which unfortunately takes time.

 

[Beau]

Dude that just made my day. Still waiting on legal which unfortunately takes time.

A suggestion: If he doesn't snap to it, tell him you are going to turn this matter over to Trey Gowdy - and tell your Attorney that you might suggest to Gowdy "my Attorney is in really deep with Peter Strzok". I bet that will light a fire under them.

 

[IronTitan41]

ICONO-7 ? I mean you guys have ICONO-GENIN? It makes sense... lol

 

[cheftepesh1]

ICONO-7 ? I mean you guys have ICONO-GENIN? It makes sense... lol

There is a product named that

 

[D3x]

Brown eye it is then?

 

[Beau]

Brown eye it is then?

Yes - I am pretty sure that is it.

Someone said the new tag line will be "It's Your Brown Eye, Rub It Wherever You Want"

I believe the mailman delivered a delicious canned ham to my house today. I assume this is my gift.

 

[Toren]

Late to the party here. I've been waiting on this product for many months!! Hope to see it available sometime soon.

My suggestions would have been:

FORMULA7 or FORMULA-7
Formula7K
Formula-7even
FORM-7
Iconic Keto-Lean
ICONIC 7EVEN
ICON-7EVEN
IF7K
7-oXo-Lean

I didn't read all of the posts so maybe I duplicated another's suggestion....

 

[IronTitan41]

There is a product named that

you sure about that?

 

[D3x]

Late to the party here. I've been waiting on this product for many months!! Hope to see it available sometime soon.

My suggestions would have been:

FORMULA7 or FORMULA-7
Formula7K
Formula-7even
FORM-7
Iconic Keto-Lean
ICONIC 7EVEN
ICON-7EVEN
IF7K
7-oXo-Lean

I didn't read all of the posts so maybe I duplicated another's suggestion....

Too late.. it's decided already and it's going to be "brown eye"

 

[Beau]

Too late.. it's decided already and it's going to be "brown eye"

I am almost certain that is the case.

And I opened the canned ham they sent me -- mighty tasty.

 

[lukehayd]

I am almost certain that is the case.

And I opened the canned ham they sent me -- mighty tasty.

Did it taste like brown eye?

 

[Beau]

Did it taste like brown eye?

As luck would have it, it neither smelled or appeared to taste like Brown Eye. I say "appeared to taste" - because I need to admit - I've not ever actually tasted Brown Eye.

Fortunately, it just tasted like ham to me.

Delicious.

 

[D3x]

As luck would have it, it neither smelled or appeared to taste like Brown Eye. I say "appeared to taste" - because I need to admit - I've not ever actually tasted Brown Eye.

Fortunately, it just tasted like ham to me.

Delicious.

Pretty much the same thing..

 

[Beau]

Pretty much the same thing..

Note to file - Canned Ham and Brown Eye have a similar taste.

 

[Beau]

I have to wonder, has anyone offered to log this?

 

[D3x]

I have to wonder, has anyone offered to log this?

I'm sure they have.. everyone wants to log the brown eye..

 

[TheVenom]

I'm sure Brown Eye could produce some great logs.

 

[Beau]

I'm sure Brown Eye could produce some great logs.

I can imagine the loggers would feel wiped out at the end.

 

[thebigt]

I can imagine the loggers would feel wiped out at the end.

probably a little dehydrated.....

 

[D3x]

probably a little dehydrated.....

Unlikely.. Brown Eye supports rapid rehydration..

 

[jdm23]

At this point it doesn’t even matter the name they choose, I’ll always see it as Brown Eye

 

[Beau]

At this point it doesn’t even matter the name they choose, I’ll always see it as Brown Eye

And a grateful nation admires you for doing so.

 

[thebigt]

Unlikely.. Brown Eye supports rapid rehydration..

my, aren't you well informed about brown eye!!!

 

[Marms]

my, aren't you well informed about brown eye!!!

hahahaha I was going to comment butt.........I mean but

 

[Beau]

Any new Brown Eye logs?

 

[lukehayd]

Any new Brown Eye logs?

I just flushed one.

 

[TheVenom]

What do we do if Brown Eye comes out of the container?

 

[Beau]

What do we do if Brown Eye comes out of the container?

Wipe?

 

[D3x]

Wipe?

Hahahha

 

[Beau]

I recently read somewhere that different batches of Brown Eye may have a distinctly different smell. One person wrote that his Brown Eye smelled much worse that his girlfriend's Brown Eye (apparently they are both dedicated users of the product). If you have this concern, I suggest checking out your girlfriend's Brown Eye, instead of your own.

 

[Old Witch]

7K Metabolic
7 Ketabolic
Metabolic 7
Metabo-Slim
Metabol 7K
Thermo-Metabol
Thermoderm
Dermotherm 7K
Thermacrine

The tag line on any of these would easily be "Thermogenic Metabolic Accelerant"

 

[Studhorse]

Metabolizer !

 

[Studhorse]

or keep is simple and big 7K

 

[Beau]

I was just told by "someone in the know" that the Brown Eye label artwork is just about finished. From what I was told, the label resembles a Santa Rosa Plum - cut in half - with the pit removed - although there was some question on the coloration.

So, if this is accurate, your patience will be rewarded and you should be able to crack open some Brown Eye very soon.

 

[justhere4comm]

How goes the progress on the name?

 

[thorsdad31]

How goes the progress on the name?

I 2nd this

 

[cheftepesh1]

Boss on vaca. If still issue with legal we will choose the name we like most and award the winner.

 

[D3x]

But it's been named brown eye.. it already has a loyal following and brand recognition..

 

[Beau]

Once the little issue with that bad smelling Brown Eye was resolved, it is full steam ahead.

 

[justhere4comm]

The brown eye thing is getting old. It's tainting the entire thread.

 

[Beau]

The brown eye thing is getting old. It's tainting the entire thread.

I see what you did, there.

A chin-rest.

 

[TheVenom]

I'm beginning to think SOME people may have dirty minds in this thread, and that's a really crappy thing to bring to the table.

 

[cheftepesh1]

I'm beginning to think SOME people may have dirty minds in this thread, and that's a really crappy thing to bring to the table.

This actually made the thread for me. It keeps things light.

 

[Beau]

I'm beginning to think SOME people may have dirty minds in this thread, and that's a really crappy thing to bring to the table.

What a crack up.

 

[lukehayd]

I'm getting tired from all this...... I just feel so wiped out.