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GMG760's cutting down for the San Diego Summer!

GMG760 said:
haha, that would be so brutal at the gym.

Who want's a spot? :lol:
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My Fiancee is amazing, and part of that is always doing my laundry. Well, in March she left for a week, and I sorrily missed her presence below the belt line, for several reasons - i.e., no clean underwear for a week. So, this one day it was particularly warm and decided to wear shorts, not really remembering the whole sans undies situation. Now I am doing concentration curls, and this older woman - maybe 45, very good shape - who had been eyeing me previously was giving me some extra attention. Obviously, being a guy, I think "I have been adding mass to my arms, she must be catching notice". So, I pound out this set and happen to look up, and realize my n00tz are proudly on display poking out of the bottom of my shorts! I look down, realize what is happening, look at her, give her a nod, she lets out a little laugh and then I keep on doing my thing - at the other end of the gym.
:banghead:
 
Mulletsoldier said:
My Fiancee is amazing, and part of that is always doing my laundry. Well, in March she left for a week, and I sorrily missed her presence below the belt line, for several reasons - i.e., no clean underwear for a week. So, this one day it was particularly warm and decided to wear shorts, not really remembering the whole sans undies situation. Now I am doing concentration curls, and this older woman - maybe 45, very good shape - who had been eyeing me previously was giving me some extra attention. Obviously, being a guy, I think "I have been adding mass to my arms, she must be catching notice". So, I pound out this set and happen to look up, and realize my n00tz are proudly on display poking out of the bottom of my shorts! I look down, realize what is happening, look at her, give her a nod, she lets out a little laugh and then I keep on doing my thing - at the other end of the gym.
:banghead:
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That is too f*ckin funny bro.
 
It was all messed up, seriously. I attempted to salvage it with the nod, but she pretty much tore that concept down. The one day I wear shorts!!
 
Mulletsoldier said:
It was all messed up, seriously. I attempted to salvage it with the nod, but she pretty much tore that concept down. The one day I wear shorts!!
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Instead of your usual unitard!
 
Yea G. Looking rough. Traps are about at the ear level. Big growth. The proof is in the photos. Sticking to your plan paid off. Awesome.

And I'm not sure what Buster means by furrier? LOL??
 
Hey MattyO...yeah bubba!
 
buster0371 said:
nice 11 month progress pics! you got bigger for sure, and furrier. LOL
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Thanks? Is this the real or bizzaro buster? Furrier... :gay:

MATTYO1977 said:
Yea G. Looking rough. Traps are about at the ear level. Big growth. The proof is in the photos. Sticking to your plan paid off. Awesome.

And I'm not sure what Buster means by furrier? LOL??
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Thanks bro, I just need to drop some BF and bring up this upper chest and I'll be pretty happy with my results. Not satisfied ever, but happy.

And yea, the furrier thing... IDK. Not really into shaving my body as much as I would have to to stay smooth. Girls aren't really into the whole no body hair thing either... almost EVERY girl wants me to keep my chest hair... so be it, easier for me.
 
My wife goes balistic if I man scrape...and yes it is a much lower maintenance level.
 
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Why do ur women get so offended? Mine could give a rat's ass. She likes when I don't but it pisses me off. I just like a clean slate.
 
damn G. finally took a look at the pics and wow. delts are more capped, traps are huge, and your abs are solid. maybe 1/2 pound gain in each pec, you really outdid yourself man.
 
GMG760 said:
Just got chosen to log the new E911 by LG. Stoked!
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Congrats on the E-911 opportunity. It looks like a sweet product. I am not one that is willing to shave, but lately I have used the trimmers with a number 1 guard to keep the hairs shorter.
 
:lol: she doesn't get mad or anything it isn't a big deal. SHe's walked in on me shaving my balls :toofunny:
 
MrBigPR said:
:lol: she doesn't get mad or anything it isn't a big deal. SHe's walked in on me shaving my balls :toofunny:
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I don't get complaints about that crap. If she wants to mess with my ball shaving, she's going to wake up to a hairy ass trojan war helmet.
 
MrBigPR said:
Why do ur women get so offended? Mine could give a rat's ass. She likes when I don't but it pisses me off. I just like a clean slate.
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I really don't know. My ex said it made me more "manly" or something. and I have enough hair on my chest that I would have to shave 2-3 times a week... it's just a pain in the ass that I really don't have time for. I keep it trimmed now with clippers just like silver. If I get down to 6-7% bf I'll get rid of it all. Balls are always clean... that's a whole different story. How do you expect to put your nuts in your girl's mouth if they are all hairy? :lol:

suncloud said:
damn G. finally took a look at the pics and wow. delts are more capped, traps are huge, and your abs are solid. maybe 1/2 pound gain in each pec, you really outdid yourself man.
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Thanks bud. That means a lot coming from you. It really makes me think I would have been straight f*cking beastly if the Tren would have mixed well with my body. Oh well, I can't take the easy road, so be it... I'll still get there one way or another. I have to say that Hdrol is the proverbial ish. Especially when you consider how low the side effects are. I liked the Hdrol/furaz combo, it worked great.

Silver3CSRT8 said:
Congrats on the E-911 opportunity. It looks like a sweet product. I am not one that is willing to shave, but lately I have used the trimmers with a number 1 guard to keep the hairs shorter.
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Thanks bud, I can't wait to try it out... I really dig LG's products, it makes me happy to work with them again. Plus I am a stim junkie, and supposedly this stuff kicks in UBER fast.

I am the same way right now with the clippers. Faster, easier, and not so chip n' dale-ish.
 
doh... this glycobol is giving me a run for my GI's money right now... damn glyco-craps.

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Big had the splash from it as well but it seemed to..ahem..pass.
 
I think the ball region is an entirely different story. I do the trim down there to make the effect that I actually have a bigger peen. Best advice I ever heard, and it was from Ron Jeremy. And he knows a lot about peen. He's a cocksman.

And my wife still laughs at my efforts. Oh the self esteem I have at home.
 
You may want to throw down a probiotic complex, G. It is most probably the Berberine in Glyc., causing a smooth muscle contraction. Berberine is an anti-microbial, and it can disturb the biotic agents in your intestinal tract to produce some unwanted bowel movements.
 
thanks for the advice on the probiotic mullet. I'll definitely check that out.
 
TimberLakers said:
I can imagine it would be hard to have a big looking peen at 300 pounds.
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I wish it was that. I have just been blessed with less than Lexington Steele like proportions. Like, much less.
When I look in the mirror after a shower it makes me want to punch my Father in the face for his genetics. Most other areas I am happy to have his genes but in the jeans is an unfortunate short coming.
 
MATTYO1977 said:
I wish it was that. I have just been blessed with less than Lexington Steele like proportions. Like, much less.
When I look in the mirror after a shower it makes me want to punch my Father in the face for his genetics. Most other areas I am happy to have his genes but in the jeans is an unfortunate short coming.
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:toofunny:

Blatantly honest... Ok, well the 300 pound factor can't help...
 
I apologize for supporting such off topic conversation G. As you were.

But I almost feel a bit of pride in getting Timber a little uncomfortable. A little....
 
MATTYO1977 said:
I wish it was that. I have just been blessed with less than Lexington Steele like proportions. Like, much less.
When I look in the mirror after a shower it makes me want to punch my Father in the face for his genetics. Most other areas I am happy to have his genes but in the jeans is an unfortunate short coming.
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I look like a Clydesdale. All the way. I'm happy about it. The (goddess) wife is even happier!!! :boobies::naughty:
 
MATTYO1977 said:
Totally honest. But I appreciate you trying to give me an out.

You think we should get back to Money's results instead of me being hung like an infant?
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I got a penis like a baby's........... a baby's arm holding an apple!!!!! :laugh:
 
thundergod said:
I look like a Clydesdale. All the way. I'm happy about it. The (goddess) wife is even happier!!! :boobies::naughty:
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Nothing like having a God make me feel better about myself. Next time I'm feeling depressed I'll get in touch with the TGod so he can tell me all about how much I suck. He'll have me in the garage with the car running and an Air Supply CD playing just waiting to go to the eternal sleep.
Perfect.
Or he'll resusitate me with his enormous horse cock.
 
TimberLakers said:
:lol: I wasn't actually uncomfortable.

Thread sidebars are never my fault.
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I was just happy with a hint of squeemishness. Just trying to keep up.

And I do like to contribute to the sidebars. All work and no play makes us all dull boys.

Though TG snapped me back to reality. Thanks Deity. :(
 
Nothing like a good D*** slap to do that!!
 
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