Friend with Benefits

[PumpingIron]

You know, I've had several Friends Willing that I never bothered to hook up with for that reason: failure to distunguish between being laid and being loved.

The thing is, that was made clear, time and time again.

 

[Wendy21]

friends with benefits is not a good idea, it always messes up the friendship and makes things awkward.

 

[Iron Warrior]

You know, I've had several Friends Willing that I never bothered to hook up with for that reason: failure to distunguish between being laid and being loved.

Don't waste your youth young man If you love her you'll eventually find out, if not then you get some practice which you can apply on the one you eventually love. It's like a Super Bowl champ, they don't just show up and perform at a championship level. They busted their azz with plenty of practice. Those girls are a great practice opportunity, look at them as if they're you're scout team and try to get some 1st round picks for better practice sessions, mmkay.

 

[TripDog]

Don't waste your youth young man If you love her you'll eventually find out, if not then you get some practice which you can apply on the one you eventually love. It's like a Super Bowl champ, they don't just show up and perform at a championship level. They busted their azz with plenty of practice. Those girls are a great practice opportunity, look at them as if they're you're scout team and try to get some 1st round picks for better practice sessions, mmkay.

:clap2: haha nice..:thumbsup:

 

[thesinner]

:clap2: haha nice..:thumbsup:

I don't need your input.....I have SIX probowl rings that I got from the quarter machine outside the local laundromat.

 

[Chad]

I don't need your input.....I have SIX probowl rings that I got from the quarter machine outside the local laundromat.

LMFAO!!!!!!!

couldn`t get that 7th one huh? loser!:lol:

 

[Chad]

Wait....Steroids? Chad does steroids? WHAT? I didnt know this! That is what that is? Oh my GOD! :nono: :nono: :nono:

I don't 100% support it but It's something he is really into and likes doing and is good at it and I'd rather him be at the gym working out all the time then him out at the bar or club all the time getting drunk! So yea i guess i can supportive about it, and i have never "told or asked" him to stop! Plus if I'm being a good girl I get to "stick it" in his butt! :lol: :lol: :lol: :head:

you can go ahead and edit this now. since you`re a doctor and know how bad steroids are for everyone. :dump:

 

[Otter_Wife]

you can go ahead and edit this now. since you`re a doctor and know how bad steroids are for everyone. :dump:

Ok once again, that's not what I said at all! I only say **** to you because you have your little mood swings like a girl about to go on her period. :nono:

 

[thesinner]

LMFAO!!!!!!!

couldn`t get that 7th one huh? loser!:lol:

I needed that quarter to dry my underwear.

 

[TripDog]

I needed that quarter to dry my underwear.

who needs underwear???? ...hell according to chad i don't even wear pants..hahaha..:lol: (hence the avitar)

 

[TripDog]

let your pee pee swing sinner...:whip:

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

would you be cool with him having sex with another girl?

i know who he comes home to

 

[Chad]

i know who he comes home to

wow. i really didnt think you`d say that. oh well i guess the swingers out number the rest of us.

reminds me of some lyrics from a song.
" i was just fcuking them girls, i was going to be right back."
Jay Z is a wise man.:lol:

 

[thesinner]

let your pee pee swing sinner...:whip:

We don't want that to happen, someone could get hurt if I let that thing swing around freely.

 

[TripDog]

i know who he comes home to

ya...wow..:jaw: ..:blink:

 

[ReaperX]

Ok so this may be graphic, but for the females, your ok if some females gets her p*ssy juice all over your guy's unit, then you wind up getting that shoved into your own mouth later on ?

For the guys, its cool that another dude jizzes in your wife/girl's mouth and pink taco ? If another guy got off in my girl's mouth that dosen't really make me want to start kissing her at that point.

I don't think I can really understand how that works. I mean yeah you go home to the same person though.

 

[TripDog]

Ok so this may be graphic, but for the females, your ok if some females gets her p*ssy juice all over your guy's unit, then you wind up getting that shoved into your own mouth later on ?

For the guys, its cool that another dude jizzes in your wife/girl's mouth and pink taco ?

I don't think I can really understand how that works. I mean yeah you go home to the same person, but......hm ?

nice careful choice of wording:lol: .....:goodpost:

 

[ReaperX]

When I think about another man's fluids and the potential to interact with that, that is not very appetizing to say the least.

 

[TripDog]

When I think about another man's fluids and the potential to interact with that, that is not very appetizing to say the least.

id rep that..but im whored for 24hours

 

[ReaperX]

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

 

[TripDog]

Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

being gansta is as good as it gets..im sure chad will back me on that one..ask him how he wears a collered shirt....lmao

 

[sdmf45]

being gansta is as good as it gets..im sure chad will back me on that one..ask him how he wears a collered shirt....lmao

his pink collared homo shirt!

 

[Otter_Wife]

id rep that..but im whored for 24hours

you're always whored out! :thumbsup: :lol:

 

[macedaddy]

you're always whored out! :thumbsup: :lol:

this system is WHACK! 63 posts and she is ALREADY at a million! I bet she's sleeping with CHAD or something! :toofunny:

 

[CRUNCH]

If there's any playing that goes on, whether it's my wife or I...condoms are used without exception, every single time.

 

[TripDog]

this system is WHACK! 63 posts and she is ALREADY at a million! I bet she's sleeping with CHAD or something! :toofunny:

yea but those 63 posts were quallity postage tho.....not like something nyc would type...lol

 

[TripDog]

you're always whored out! :thumbsup: :lol:

i like the action.....

 

[Otter_Wife]

this system is WHACK! 63 posts and she is ALREADY at a million! I bet she's sleeping with CHAD or something! :toofunny:

You know it! Actually just did about two hours ago before work time. Like I said before, I love the test!:food: :food:

 

[Otter_Wife]

plus, you must spread the rep before giving it to......... :study:

You have to give it to someone!

 

[Chad]

this system is WHACK! 63 posts and she is ALREADY at a million! I bet she's sleeping with CHAD or something! :toofunny:

:sad: yes she raped me before work today. :sad:

 

[Otter_Wife]

:sad: yes she raped me before work today. :sad:

Whatever, you liked it!

 

[Chad]

Whatever, you liked it!

you didnt ever cuddle with me after

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

you didnt ever cuddle with me after

u cuddle after.... kwyck rolls as far away from me as possible to get cooler because its "too hot" ..... lovely how the romance changes slightly after so many years....

 

[Jayhawkk]

I kick em off and have them go make me a sammitch.

 

[RisingAgainst]

I kick em off and have them go make me a sammitch.

I knew it! I knew I raised you right!! LOL jk

 

[Otter_Wife]

I kick em off and have them go make me a sammitch.

He knows better then to even ask me to get out of bed afterwards let alone make him something to eat.

 

[Otter_Wife]

you didnt ever cuddle with me after

you left for work, thats why we didnt cuddle. I'll cuddle with you tomorrow, I'm still to hungover to snuggle tonight!

 

[Squeaks4ver]

If there's any playing that goes on, whether it's my wife or I...condoms are used without exception, every single time.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! lol jk

 

[Squeaks4ver]

u cuddle after.... kwyck rolls as far away from me as possible to get cooler because its "too hot" ..... lovely how the romance changes slightly after so many years....

I am the most none cuddler. Sometimes if I am knowlingy just being used as a sperm catcher for my fiance i will want to get some snuggle time in.. but if its a sex that we both are going for a while and get off a few times, i get up and start cleaning the house lol

 

[thesinner]

I am the most none cuddler. Sometimes if I am knowlingy just being used as a sperm catcher for my fiance i will want to get some snuggle time in.. but if its a sex that we both are going for a while and get off a few times, i get up and start cleaning the house lol

Sperm Dumpster!

 

[Iron Warrior]

Foreplay and cuddling are a waste of time ! God forbid I miss the opening kickoff of the 10am football game because she wants to cuddle

 

[sdmf45]

Foreplay and cuddling are a waste of time ! God forbid I miss the opening kickoff of the 10am football game because she wants to cuddle

True dat!!!! :lol:

 

[ReaperX]

My girlfriend is all about the foreplay and teasing. She absolutely hates it when I say, "So are we going to have to go through foreplay, or can we just cut to the chase ?".

I can't remember how many times that's cost me some action, but I always get a kick out of it from time to time.

 

[somewhatgifted]

Whats more valuable to you, great sex or a great friend? Im assuming its good sex if its repeating.
If you have both marry her. Id reccommend going to classes together to enjoy eachother including "cooking for a bodybuilder with gas" how about " how to downregulate body tempurature post sex for soothing cuddling" and finally "hormonal rollercoasters-when to grab on and when to steer clear"

 

[TripDog]

Whats more valuable to you, great sex or a great friend? Im assuming its good sex if its repeating.
If you have both marry her. Id reccommend going to classes together to enjoy eachother including "cooking for a bodybuilder with gas" how about " how to downregulate body tempurature post sex for soothing cuddling" and finally "hormonal rollercoasters-when to grab on and when to steer clear"

omg...........are you a doctor or some sh*t!!!!!.....nice bro

 

[somewhatgifted]

My girlfriend is all about the foreplay and teasing. She absolutely hates it when I say, "So are we going to have to go through foreplay, or can we just cut to the chase ?".

I can't remember how many times that's cost me some action, but I always get a kick out of it from time to time.

I tape a bottle of silicon lube for grip and to label it accordingly "Foreplay".

 

[somewhatgifted]

omg...........are you a doctor or some sh*t!!!!!.....nice bro

No im a pisces. lol.

 

[TripDog]

No im a pisces. lol.

ohhh goddddddd not a pisces,i herd they shave their a$s hair and use it for spriritual ritualls(sp)...LOL

 

[somewhatgifted]

I only grow hair down between my cheeks so i have enough to make 1 bum hair voodoo doll a month.

 

[TripDog]

I only grow hair down between my cheeks so i have enough to make 1 bum hair voodoo doll a month.

OK then were good.......:thumbsup: :lol: