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Douchebags at the gym...

MANotaur said:
You cant be srs....

An asian woman that cant make rice OR sammiches?!?! Thats just...

Mind=Blown

TEOTWAWKI....
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Lol, that's why I gave up rice and a sammich always taste better when someone else makes it! :D
 
Tomahawk88 said:
That is what my sister said. She messed up eggs haha.
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I guess I don't know how to cook it. My dad just texted me and said that I don't know how to cook rice, and to never make it again. :'( lolol

Rice + water + rice cooker = food.
 
I might be a d bag I carry around a gallon jug I do drink over half by end of my workout though when I have a protein shaker I have to keep refilling it. I remember walking into class one time with a gallon jug and this girl just looked over at me and was like "really" and I'm like yeah. LOL.
 
So in SA we dont have gallon jugs our max is 2liter, so this tard comes into gym with a 2l of protein shake grabs 2 weights one being 4kg and one being 6kg and proceeds to curl away...

Takes a break, grabs the protein shake and takes a glug and leaves his gorgeous choclate moustache...

Like seriously?
 
Nothing wrong with carrying a big jug of water, fk,
4L is my minimum intake for the day. Damn rights I'm carrying it around at the gym, ha..
 
i dont get how ppl workout and NOT have water! drinking fountain water is so nasty. i stay with a jug of water
 
We don't have a water fountain at our gym..
But u can purchase "smart water" that's only 1L though, and it costs $4....
 
MANotaur said:
Might as well

Next thing yall are gonna tell me is that women have opinions and that they should be allowed to do whatever a man does...
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Yeah... like we might actually count their votes one year.
 
threeFs said:
Love me some jugs...lol
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Me to. The best come in pairs. I always makes sure a pair if jugs is around incase I get thirsty... wait are talking about water jugs or tits?
 
older guy today decides he's going to do standing overhead presses with the 65's. i seriously thought he was gonna break his back, he was so far bent doing not even 1/4 reps just basically "shake weighting" the db's. god, i wanted to video so bad all i could think of is what a dumbass. of course after his 1/8th reps he drops the weights and walks to the water fountain like hes the swollest mofo in there. fml!!!
 
fame126 said:
older guy today decides he's going to do standing overhead presses with the 65's. i seriously thought he was gonna break his back, he was so far bent doing not even 1/4 reps just basically "shake weighting" the db's. god, i wanted to video so bad all i could think of is what a dumbass. of course after his 1/8th reps he drops the weights and walks to the water fountain like hes the swollest mofo in there. fml!!!
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Hey man o was really trying on that set. Give me a break
 
Zac Speed said:
Literally just got asked at the grocery store if I workout... Ding ding ding. Here's your sign.
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I love that question. I always say nope I just read alot of magazines. Or I say yes... I own a bowflex
 
2 teenage kids just walked by the mirror and pulled up their shirts to compare their abs. Lol they probably weigh about 120 each.. Lol now they're benching on the smith machine.
 
puccah8808 said:
2 teenage kids just walked by the mirror and pulled up their shirts to compare their abs. Lol they probably weigh about 120 each.. Lol now they're benching on the smith machine.
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You're a douche being on your phone in the gym

:D
 
Jiigzz said:
You're a douche being on your phone in the gym

:D
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Lol, I was doing cardio. Plus, being on the phone is a good way of avoiding people. Lol (I have a creeper)
 
Lol, a hot girl just came up to me and commented on my thigh tattoo, while rubbing it. :D
 
the Phoenix said:
I couldn't help but snap the photo at EXtreme Performance (EP) Fitness of this dousch to show e'ryone how now to do back/rhomboidal excersices. That's what a seat a seat is for....
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Its the angles bro the angles
 
Zac Speed said:
Damn.. If a pic of a tat on a girls thigh is all you need for fap material I want your imagination..lol
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Yaaap. I saw a guy curl with one hand and doing tricep one arm push down with the other hand. Is that genius multitasking or retardedness?
 
the Phoenix said:
It's good an all to hit the angles if you're Arnold, but this guy doesn't have the basics down yet...like some of the posts earlier of the douches doing rotating barbell shoulder presses or hitting oblique angles on chest. It looks funny seeing it when there is no the rest is undeveloped....just saying bro ;-)
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Lol I was being sarcastic and agree that before people start trying to modify movements they should be able to do the original motion
 
My favorite when people do curls? The POWER STANCE. feet spead way past shoulders, bent and leaning towards one more than the other. This dude looked like a metal guitarist doing one arm curls... while headbanging and mumbling death metal lyrics. I stopped doing incline DB to watch and laugh with everyone else. Oh yeah.. he had 15lbs dbs :)
 
I'm a home gymer so I'm living vicariously through you guys. The only DB's I see during the day are the customers that come into my branch. You know it sucks to be a contractor when half of them show up already half in the bag at 8:00 a.m.
 
my gym is turning into a phucking Planet Fitness I was dead lifting this AM doing working sets of 225 and one of the guys working the front desk came up to me in the middle of a set and said that the owner is cracking down in "Slamming" the weights. Now 225 is not heavy and I was in constant contact with the bar the entire time and I just looked at him dumbfounded and asked well what do you recommend I do because i cant put the weights down any softer. He told me to grab a yoga mat. Ugh WTF is this world becoming? Next time I am dead lifting with some actual weight I am going to be yelling and throwing the weights around like an enraged baboon and the first person that tells me to calm down I am going to rip their face off like the lady in Florida
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That's great ^^^^ ripping bars and faces
 
McCrew530 said:
my gym is turning into a phucking Planet Fitness I was dead lifting this AM doing working sets of 225 and one of the guys working the front desk came up to me in the middle of a set and said that the owner is cracking down in "Slamming" the weights. Now 225 is not heavy and I was in constant contact with the bar the entire time and I just looked at him dumbfounded and asked well what do you recommend I do because i cant put the weights down any softer. He told me to grab a yoga mat. Ugh WTF is this world becoming? Next time I am dead lifting with some actual weight I am going to be yelling and throwing the weights around like an enraged baboon and the first person that tells me to calm down I am going to rip their face off like the lady in Florida
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That's cold man, just cold.
 
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