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Douchebags at the gym...

AaronJP1 said:
So he's a jacked dude?
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I would go so far to call him jacked. Let's say fit? Always wears a hoodie for who knows what reason. On deadlift day I sometimes wear a hoodie. Not sure why but I feel a little bit better
 
i saw a guy jumping around the gym wearing girl shorts abd no shoes, what the hck
 
I swear I could shoot an epic video that caricatures the douchbags and frat boys at my gym... I just have never worked up the nerve to do it.

I would:
1- wear a pink polo
2- lots and lots of cologne
3- a necklace... gotta have the necklace
4- dont forget the shades bro
5- Gel my hair and spike it all up, gotta keep it bro
6- bench lots of weight... I mean lots, like 135lbs man
7- while benching I have to YELL as loudly as I can, this way everyone knows how jacked I am.
8- Yell " Yeah! 135 bitch! get at me

I think this about captures it.
 
So this fat ass douche strolls into the gym today and announces "god I love working out on Thursdays, everyone else has given up for the week."
This ****in guy easily has 100 lbs on me, no muscle tone whatsoever.. gelled up spiked douche hair with bandanna, wife beater with track pants. saw him pumping an impressive 25lbs worth of dumbbell.

Who the **** you mean everyone else?? And last I checked, I've never seen your douche face here before. Go home tubby.
 
steppinRazor said:
So this fat ass douche strolls into the gym today and announces "god I love working out on Thursdays, everyone else has given up for the week."
This ****in guy easily has 100 lbs on me, no muscle tone whatsoever.. gelled up spiked douche hair with bandanna, wife beater with track pants. saw him pumping an impressive 25lbs worth of dumbbell.

Who the **** you mean everyone else?? And last I checked, I've never seen your douche face here before. Go home tubby.
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lmao.idk why the fat ones are so full of themselves..thursdays arent even the day to see serious about the gym..any real fitness freak would know that saturday and sunday mornings are when the gym is completely empty cuz everyone else is recovering from hangovers
 
^^^^ The 2 gyms I train at drop off SIGNIFICANTLY on Thursday through the weekend.

Everybody must be working hard enough Monday through Wednesday.
 
Swanson52 said:
^^^^ The 2 gyms I train at drop off SIGNIFICANTLY on Thursday through the weekend.

Everybody must be working hard enough Monday through Wednesday.
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Like the girls who spend 1hour walking on treadmill then go to maccas and eat a big mac...dumb sh1ts
 
I hate ppl doing that trx **** at the multi-station right under the pull up bars.. Ppl have to wait to use the cables and pull up bar..
 
i hate the douche that comes in takes all the frigin 45s and put them on the legpress mach, presses are no more than 2" movements and grunts like hes being ass *****
 
I've seen guys that do a set, walk around the gym, get a drink of water, go to their locker, text someone, and then after 10 min of this bull sh*t they go back and do another set and repeat the process over and over. The douche part is that they will **** u in the ass if u touch the machine they were using. Worthless tubby freaks
 
I hate it when guys gather up like a huddle and watch me when I work out. For instance when I am doing bent over rows with the barbell and they stare at my ass haha gosh!
 
tashygirl said:
I hate it when guys gather up like a huddle and watch me when I work out. For instance when I am doing bent over rows with the barbell and they stare at my ass haha gosh!
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They are pervs!!! You should tell ur bf to kick their azz
 
I probably came off like a douchebag today. Was attempting rack pulls at a gym I don't normally work out at. The lowest pins on the rack weren't low enough for what I wanted to do, so I elevated myself with 35s. When I went to do 545, as I pulled the weight I must not have had good foot placement so I actually fell off of the 35s and started falling back. Obviously I let go of the weight, and in the process caused a big boom, and permanently disfigured the bar :S Their fault for using such crap bars, though. I hate this gym.
 
punjabimunde said:
They are pervs!!! You should tell ur bf to kick their azz
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Oh he always intimidates them by giving them the look. Gosh it's so sexy I love when he scares them off haha I love my bodyguard ;O)
 
kBrown said:
I swear I could shoot an epic video that caricatures the douchbags and frat boys at my gym... I just have never worked up the nerve to do it.

I would:
1- wear a pink polo
2- lots and lots of cologne
3- a necklace... gotta have the necklace
4- dont forget the shades bro
5- Gel my hair and spike it all up, gotta keep it bro
6- bench lots of weight... I mean lots, like 135lbs man
7- while benching I have to YELL as loudly as I can, this way everyone knows how jacked I am.
8- Yell " Yeah! 135 bitch! get at me

I think this about captures it.
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Do these people really exist? Maybe because I work out at a small gym I don't see them lol
 
Oh they definitely exist! I've seen guys working out in jeans all the time and guys work out in their dress clothes. Dress shoes and everything! Really strange!
 
And it's the same guys too! There is this one guy who always has khakis and black gators with his white v neck hehe weird!
 
Douche bags with shades should be punched in the face! Hahahahaha ... But I'm starting to notice that the new DBAG! Trend is kids with the Pauly D hair cut ... The spiked up hair or mohawk/fohawk is pretty standard this days
 
Dropping weights after a set is really not a douchey thing...especially on incline/flat DB press, because trying to hold on to them at the end of a set (especially if you go until failure) could easily result in an injury. I don't blame people for that. I think the thing to rage against is people THROWING weights. Ever see someone get done with their set and literally toss their DBs as far to the left and right as possible? Ironically enough, it's usually the guys incline DB pressing 40s as well lol. There's one guy in my gym who does a few different exercises holding a 45lb plate, and at the end of those sets he always chucks the damn thing. One time it rolled and hit some kid in the arm who was DB flat pressing at the time, threw him off balance and made him drop the DB...luckily for him he wasn't hurt, it could have easily torn his delt (heavy DB flat presses). I don't think I've seen the kid throwing the 45lb plate since then, though.

Really, the douchiest things to do in a gym are things that take away from others' enjoyment or safety. If you want to dress like a douche or grunt more than you need to then fine, but when others have to suffer because of your bull****, you've become a grade A douche.
 
I get annoyed by people that leave their towels on machines when they aren't using them and that get frustrated when you move it...
 
tashygirl said:
I hate it when guys gather up like a huddle and watch me when I work out. For instance when I am doing bent over rows with the barbell and they stare at my ass haha gosh!
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In all fairness if your hot as Fu*k it's kinda hard not to look . I may catch a glimpse but I get back to my business not being rude . Hey it can give us a good boost in test !
 
How about stay put where your working. Listen if you have to piss or grab some water fine but don't walk across the gym and chat with your boy because I'm going to break the machine down and start lifting .
 
roblasane said:
In all fairness if your hot as Fu*k it's kinda hard not to look . I may catch a glimpse but I get back to my business not being rude . Hey it can give us a good boost in test !
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My fiance is sitting next to me right now and he agrees! You can catch a glimpse as long as you get back to your work out routine. But this one time like 5 Mexicans were just gawking at me and drooling it was totally disgusting and my man had to yell out at them and made everyone stop doing what they were doing it was intense. He was all like, "HEY, YOU WANNA F*CKING FILM HER ASS OR WHAT B*TCHES.. GET BACK TO WORK OR GO HOME!" I've never seen him so angry it got them to go back to working out though! Hahaha
 
steppinRazor said:
So this fat ass douche strolls into the gym today and announces "god I love working out on Thursdays, everyone else has given up for the week."
This ****in guy easily has 100 lbs on me, no muscle tone whatsoever.. gelled up spiked douche hair with bandanna, wife beater with track pants. saw him pumping an impressive 25lbs worth of dumbbell.

Who the **** you mean everyone else?? And last I checked, I've never seen your douche face here before. Go home tubby.
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It's funny to see you are in this category because your the douche bag! It's douche bags like you that cause so much insecurity's amongst over weight people! It was a simple comment the person made but you think your better than him because your closer to your goal than he is. Do the world a favor and keep your derogatory comments to yourself.

Ps for the record I'm not overweight I just hate to see comments like this on a forum because we are al the same big small fat thin. We are on this to try to archive our own personal goal by getting hints and tips. Steppin razor you are the classic douche bag in the gym whether you know it or not doesn't matter because everyone else does!!!
 
xponentabuser said:
It's funny to see you are in this category because your the douche bag! It's douche bags like you that cause so much insecurity's amongst over weight people! It was a simple comment the person made but you think your better than him because your closer to your goal than he is. Do the world a favor and keep your derogatory comments to yourself.

Ps for the record I'm not overweight I just hate to see comments like this on a forum because we are al the same big small fat thin. We are on this to try to archive our own personal goal by getting hints and tips. Steppin razor you are the classic douche bag in the gym whether you know it or not doesn't matter because everyone else does!!!
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Strong first post, minus the fact some of us pride ourselves on being a douchebag...me! Although I fit into your category haha, I ain't **** to look at...right now XD
 
tashygirl said:
I hate it when guys gather up like a huddle and watch me when I work out. For instance when I am doing bent over rows with the barbell and they stare at my ass haha gosh!
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Take it as a compliment and it shows your training is paying off. If all the guys turn their heads away when you bend over, that's when you need to worry. Aren't you working out so you look better???
 
tashygirl said:
Oh they definitely exist! I've seen guys working out in jeans all the time and guys work out in their dress clothes. Dress shoes and everything! Really strange!
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Yes that's annoying who does squats in dress pants! Strange! But you see all kinds of weird stuff in Chicago!
 
SXIPro said:
Take it as a compliment and it shows your training is paying off. If all the guys turn their heads away when you bend over, that's when you need to worry. Aren't you working out so you look better???
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Umm of course I'm working out to look better but it breaks my concentration when I have all these pervs drooling and their jaws opened. I am insecure. Whether people think I am hot or not! I'm still a woman hehe ;0)
 
tashygirl said:
True! What's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at your gym?
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Weirdest thing that's happened to me was a gay Guy checking me out and I saw him in the mirror. I turned around and said to him, REALLY? SERIOUSLY? YOURE CHECKING ME OUT?
 
Speedyboy3 said:
Weirdest thing that's happened to me was a gay Guy checking me out and I saw him in the mirror. I turned around and said to him, REALLY? SERIOUSLY? YOURE CHECKING ME OUT?
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That happens to me a lot and not just at the gym lol take it as a compliment.. I guess?
 
Worst thing at my gym is the trainers, who are actually employees of the gym. If I'm squatting heavy, in the squat rack in the corner, don't bring your client over to do half-assed negative crunches and stand next to her with your head/back an inch away from the path the bar takes. I didn't stop my routine, had another 5 sets to do. Too bad he was too dumb to figure out he probably shouldn't stand there. *******.
 
Yeah my fiance always gets hit on by gay men and even at the mall or out in public when they are with their boyfriends they see it to make a point by coming up to him and telling him he's sexy it's so rude! YUCK! ;0)
 
tashygirl said:
Yeah my fiance always gets hit on by gay men and even at the mall or out in public when they are with their boyfriends they see it to make a point by coming up to him and telling him he's sexy it's so rude! YUCK! ;0)
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Unfortunately she's right! Gays did hit on me.. thanks babe! Hahaha had to mention that?
 
Hahaha I love you guys!
 
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