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Douchebags at the gym...

so this tool walks in wearing a bandana, a tapout cutoff and tap out shorts( he has his nose peirced) he goes to the smith maxhine puts 45s on each side. he does two or three reps than gets up air boxes till i finisg my set on the flat bench (245) he ask if i could spot him when he maxed. so i get ready and walk over to the other bench about six feet away. he sceams at me yo my g you must br playing going over there i can get this. so he gets on the bench tries to take it off w/ a bump doesnt even move it. so i give him a bump, it goes straight down to his chests and doesnt move. he ended up gettint 165. he blamed it on the weights facing the "wrong" way
 
Maybe those were Australian weights? j/k
 
This one got my BP up...

I work out at 24hr, and near my station is a redshirt trainer working with what looks like a first-timer, or close to it. He's pretty overweight and very little endurance. The trainer has him doing some kind of crazy "300" core workout from hell. The poor guy ends up on his hands and knees, gasping for air, and just drenched in sweat. The trainer stands right over him, hands on hips, and says "You need to do cardio 3x per week, weights 3-5x per week, and whatever it is you're eating, you need to eat a lot less of it". Talk about setting up a newbie to fail. Whatta jerk. To boot: the trainer could have lost 15# himself. Maybe he should try his own damn workout.
 
Est1969 said:
This one got my BP up...

I work out at 24hr, and near my station is a redshirt trainer working with what looks like a first-timer, or close to it. He's pretty overweight and very little endurance. The trainer has him doing some kind of crazy "300" core workout from hell. The poor guy ends up on his hands and knees, gasping for air, and just drenched in sweat. The trainer stands right over him, hands on hips, and says "You need to do cardio 3x per week, weights 3-5x per week, and whatever it is you're eating, you need to eat a lot less of it". Talk about setting up a newbie to fail. Whatta jerk. To boot: the trainer could have lost 15# himself. Maybe he should try his own damn workout.
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haha thats hilarious!! i woulda laughed. its funny wwatching fat people fail
 
machorox123 said:
haha thats hilarious!! i woulda laughed. its funny wwatching fat people fail
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Agreed it's funny, but OTOH it's sad when a dumb PT sets them up to failure.
 
i walked into a side room today with two ppl fightingwith ez bar
 
benmayro said:
i walked into a side room today with two ppl fightingwith ez bar
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Ouch , imagine getting clocked with one of those?! Dumbasses, id live to see somebody being an ass get clocked with one though.
 
What's the point in standing on a feet high step doing deadlifts when you don't reach farther than feet level? This dude does it everytime... The only time he pulls from deficit is first rep... Obviously he pulls with arched back.
 
Est1969 said:
This one got my BP up...

I work out at 24hr, and near my station is a redshirt trainer working with what looks like a first-timer, or close to it. He's pretty overweight and very little endurance. The trainer has him doing some kind of crazy "300" core workout from hell. The poor guy ends up on his hands and knees, gasping for air, and just drenched in sweat. The trainer stands right over him, hands on hips, and says "You need to do cardio 3x per week, weights 3-5x per week, and whatever it is you're eating, you need to eat a lot less of it". Talk about setting up a newbie to fail. Whatta jerk. To boot: the trainer could have lost 15# himself. Maybe he should try his own damn workout.
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Personal trainers can be some of the biggest dumbas*morons ever. One time I was at an LA Fitness doing deadlifts with 405 and this pt comes up to me and says "Damn man that's a ****load of weight, what is that like a 1000 lbs? " I thought this butthole was kidding but he was dead serious and pursued the question, I just ignored him and and continued my workout
 
rambo679 said:
There is this lardass who goes to the gym, and he's not football fat, he's fat-fat. But he wears a a Gracie Barra shirt and five finger shoes, but all he does machine chest press, and bench press with his feet in the air with 135 lbs and a false grip. Keep in mind this tub has to weigh at least 250 lbs. After every set he gets up and looks condescendingly at anyone using a real grip or with their feet on the ground. Based on his weakness and obvious bad physical condition I figure he is ****ty at jiu jitsu.

Same day I saw some wiener personal trainer with a Mohawk bothering everyone benching as to how many sets they had left. After he was done with his client he started his workout and he was literally doing skull crushers with 20lbs. That's right, less than the empty curl bar, and he's training people.
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ez curl bar is 15....
 
My gym ez curl bar is 30.17. I kinda get annoyed at the guys in the gym wearing hats
 
Insanely dangerous! I saw that pic in a music video called Lookin' Bro by Mac Lethal
 
Theres a deuche in my gym who always wears an xs underarmor t shirt, goes to the gym everyday but never worksout. Just walks around the gym and stares at people...
 
How about the abs-all-day douchebags? Dude goes on the dip bar between 2 people working dips on there (including me), and he does like 40-80 reps of some sort of knee or leg raises straight. But this isn't unique, as these types are ubiquitous in casual gyms. They're like 5'10 and can't weigh more than 160 lbs.
 
Jonbero said:
Theres a deuche in my gym who always wears an xs underarmor t shirt, goes to the gym everyday but never worksout. Just walks around the gym and stares at people...
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I lold that would be weird lol I have a guy would smiles 24/7 and walks on the treadmill at like .1 lol it's weird....I like the fat guys who act like they have huge biceps....sorry it's a fatcep
 
howwedo107 said:
I lold that would be weird lol I have a guy would smiles 24/7 and walks on the treadmill at like .1 lol it's weird....I like the fat guys who act like they have huge biceps....sorry it's a fatcep
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"Oh, these bad boys? Yeah, they get a lot of work carrying the bags of discount donuts from the 7-11. All in one trip, ya know."
 
I got a guy at work that says yeah I don't wanna get to big ya know it might mess up my mma Brah as he is sipping a huge ass big gulp of mt dew the followed by a muscle milk...I'm like yeah Brah yeah lol
 
Today this guy was walking into the gym in front of me finishing up his McD's and threw away the bag. Like the douche I am personally I looked at the receipt. 2 BigMac's, sundae and large pepsi. You can workout all you want, your still going to be a fatass with that diet
 
roids1 said:
The guy who wears a du-rag, spandex shorts and tank top, rubs chalk all over his hands and shirt (powerlifter look) and does sets of 5 with 225, using the big rubber coated platesman (2 on each side). This dude was at my gym a few years back.

Also, the gay guys that watch you udress in the locker room with no effort to be discreet and ultimately force you to wear the same sweaty boxer shorts for the rest of the day.
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Funny as hell.... So true!
 
madds87 said:
but something thats worse is someone with b/o......
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Yeah, I was doing some crunches and between me and a chick who was there as well came this dude. He was one smelly mofo, the chick vanished. I never seen anyone getting up and leaving so fast. I followed a second later, cause this dude was just unbearable.

Although, I hate the spray type deodorants used Axe style. You can't breath in the locker room when someone uses it like that
 
UKNoko said:
Yeah, I was doing some crunches and between me and a chick who was there as well came this dude. He was one smelly mofo, the chick vanished. I never seen anyone getting up and leaving so fast. I followed a second later, cause this dude was just unbearable.

Although, I hate the spray type deodorants used Axe style. You can't breath in the locker room when someone uses it like that
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Had a high school kid asked to leave bc he would spray axe on himself after each exercise and everyone was choking
 
madds87 said:
but something thats worse is someone with b/o......
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Ya when working out at a base fc this guy STANK. It was the summer and the air was stagnant. It was horrible. You could smell him from a distance as if he was right in front of you. The sweat stank was clearly visible. His clothes smelled like they were his gym clothes for the week and it was friday.
 
There's these dudes at my gym that do an exercise every 5 minutes. You will never see them doing any that isn't easy (squats, deadlifts, lunges etc). It's obvious they shoot steroids because they have no neck and they are just bloated. Not one ounce of lean muscle on them. Most of the time they stand around staring at people like me who are killing it. Haha. Lazy people make me sick!!
 
I have nothing against dudes in the gym that stink. As long as their busting their a$$. But if they come in to the gym already stank and just stink up the place, that's another story.
 
i hate the guy that is using four machines at the same time in the four corners of the gym
 
texasfinest2 said:
There's alot of polocks at this gym in Chicago that I go to.... They don't believe in deodorant! People amaze me!
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When someone comes from a little village in the middle of ****in' nowhere where time stopped in early 70's that's exactly what you get.
 
The paper cut guys either in underarmour or an "ARMY" t-shirt. Such a joke.
 
I love seeing the people wearing full camo and a backwards hat
 
Do you get kids in US with like baseball caps but with flat and thick eyeshades or is it just a British thing?
 
Few of those emo kids with "emotional hair" and tight cut off shorts at my gym. Also a couple dirty kids that work out in pajama pants and just flat out look disgusting. Don't forget the 'big guy' that has legs that look like stilts.
 
i dont mind the kid that just started lifting and doesnt know alot but i hate the five eight 135lbs loser that struts around acting like he owns the place leaving weights everywhere
 
benmayro said:
i dont mind the kid that just started lifting and doesnt know alot but i hate the five eight 135lbs loser that struts around acting like he owns the place leaving weights everywhere
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Luckily those weights are only 25s or the pink dumbbells.
 
I saw this guy wearing Sun glasses in the gym, I was shocked he seriously sat there like cyclops from x-men, and as I was leaving waiting by the door for my bro, I started walking and he sort jumped into the doorway, and thought he was the terminator.. some people don't have any common sense or courtesy.
 
Saw this lady looking for something in the gym today. Then instructor came out of room and asked of anybody had seen the 12.5 db's. Of course "under armor" guy was doing forearms. "Under armor "guy was like you need them instructor was like yeah a female needs them. No s### " under armor " guy says I have a couple more sets. So I notice dude is supersetting dumbells with the handle with the string you roll up of course he had no weight on the string. And yes of course he did some sort of forearm flex after every set in the mirror.
 
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