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Douchebags at the gym...

Arrived at the gym and the power cage had somebody's workout clothes hanging all over it like some kind of drying rack. Found the owner, who was 20 feet away doing stretching. He continued to stretch for 10 more minutes. Then he dis a 5x10 1/2 squat routine which looked as dangerous as it was ridiculous. I let him know I wanted the cage and just hung back while he finished his pre-injury regimen. When he was done he unracked the left side of the barbell, and then got on his phone to do some emails before unracking the right side. Really?? Whatta douche.
 
That sucks! When I got to the gym today some guy was of course doing curls in the squat rack...so while I waited I just stretched out a bit. I saw something else today that I thought was douchey but can't remember right now what it was, dammit!
 
Saw a guy today wearing a cardigan sweater over a collared shirt and dress slacks just sitting in the leg press machine doing some kind of bouncy thing with his legs. Was there for a long time. Not really douchey...but really weird. Wish I had taken a photo.
 
Est1969 said:
Arrived at the gym and the power cage had somebody's workout clothes hanging all over it like some kind of drying rack. Found the owner, who was 20 feet away doing stretching. He continued to stretch for 10 more minutes. Then he dis a 5x10 1/2 squat routine which looked as dangerous as it was ridiculous. I let him know I wanted the cage and just hung back while he finished his pre-injury regimen. When he was done he unracked the left side of the barbell, and then got on his phone to do some emails before unracking the right side. Really?? Whatta douche.
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he owns it. kinda hard to tell him to quit being gay.
 
benmayro said:
I love seeing the people wearing full camo and a backwards hat
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Backwards hat = phucking retard. Actually that is even offensive to mentally retarded people. But, whatever, when I see some moron with a cap on backwards I want to drive a truck over their throat. Idiots.
 
SXIPro said:
Backwards hat = phucking retard. Actually that is even offensive to mentally retarded people. But, whatever, when I see some moron with a cap on backwards I want to drive a truck over their throat. Idiots.
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Right! I rock my hat backwards with a crumbled up bill all the time but not at the gym. How many exercises does that get in they way of while tryin to be all styles in the gym?! I wear my rattiest ugliest oldest comfortable gear to the gym, seriously I don't get why you'd wanna spend money on **** you plan to stink up and work hard in. I look like a bum but I rock it out next to the dude in that dressed to impress on his cell phone the whole time.
I think people think a designated outfit makes people feel more fit doing half the work sometimes, Iono that's coming from a guy that doesn't have enough money to spend on nice gym clothes. For the guy that can afford and work hard and be curtious I extend a golf clap for you sir!
 
mikeg313 said:
Right! I rock my hat backwards with a crumbled up bill all the time but not at the gym. How many exercises does that get in they way of while tryin to be all styles in the gym?! I wear my rattiest ugliest oldest comfortable gear to the gym, seriously I don't get why you'd wanna spend money on **** you plan to stink up and work hard in. I look like a bum but I rock it out next to the dude in that dressed to impress on his cell phone the whole time.
I think people think a designated outfit makes people feel more fit doing half the work sometimes, Iono that's coming from a guy that doesn't have enough money to spend on nice gym clothes. For the guy that can afford and work hard and be curtious I extend a golf clap for you sir!
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thank you.

:wave2:
 
I personally like wearing some of my EliteFTS shirts to the gym. This particular squat shirt is appropriate for when I do squat, as if I do happen to catch myself looking in the mirror (usually as I'm wearing down and I lean forward more and more), I can see that bloody S reminding me what I'm there for, what I came to do.
 
kokobeware2 said:
Saw a dude drinking a liter of grape juice while lifting.
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I'll top that by diet coke. saw that last week. Made me want to dry heave thinking about chugging some of that down after a heavy set.
 
mikeg313 said:
I like grape juice but that's a bit rich to be chugging during a workout. Not to mention sugar overload
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Grape drank is good stuff. But not while doing dumbbell flys. Diet coke deff takes the cake though
 
kokobeware2 said:
Grape drank is good stuff. But not while doing dumbbell flys. Diet coke deff takes the cake though
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Lol I drink a lot of diet Mt. Dew but I could not imagine drinking it during my workout
 
This homie didn't quite get how to do it:

 
Can a douchebag be a female? Cuz today i saw an overweight female in tight black spandex and a black sports bra with gut hanging out. I almost threw up in my mouth
 
fame126 said:
Can a douchebag be a female?
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I don't see why not...the point of the douchebag is to flush blood, sweat, mucus, semen, and bacteria from the vagina.

Anyways...you were saying something about puking in your mouth?
 
Yesterday - the guy that didn't put his weights back in the right spot, wore his cap backwards and then went and had to grab the chrome db's to do tricep extensions in which had to turn his hat around. I suppose the ones in front of him weren't the same weight?
 
xigotmailx said:
Yesterday - the guy that didn't put his weights back in the right spot, wore his cap backwards and then went and had to grab the chrome db's to do tricep extensions in which had to turn his hat around. I suppose the ones in front of him weren't the same weight?
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ok thats just stalking. bet he was wondering why you were staring at him
 
fame126 said:
Can a douchebag be a female? Cuz today i saw an overweight female in tight black spandex and a black sports bra with gut hanging out. I almost threw up in my mouth
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im sexyand I know it ! ah ah ah I workout!
 
I was doing heavy ass dropset dumbbell shrugs the other day and some douchebag told me to move because he couldn't see himself in the mirror doing his tricep extensions....
 
Philshred said:
I was doing heavy ass dropset dumbbell shrugs the other day and some douchebag told me to move because he couldn't see himself in the mirror doing his tricep extensions....
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LMAO... I've been doing 115 DB Shrugs lately and I would have just accidentally dropped one on his foot and said...Oooooopseee!
 
BB12 said:
LMAO... I've been doing 115 DB Shrugs lately and I would have just accidentally dropped one on his foot and said...Oooooopseee!
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Equals possible 2 people getting injured and 2 gym memberships getting suspended.
 
Haha funny thing is I was also using 115lbs dumbells and I did it with no straps this time since I forgot them home. I was going really heavy for me that is so the guy was being pretty unrealistic when he was asking me to move. Damn those douchebags....
 
Yo ... Why ppl stare when u wear tank tops man ... I swear I never noticed it as bad as last week
I went to Utah and my boy took me his Gym ... We r killing arms, blood pumpin, veins are all poppin out and through the mirror I see nobody else is working out but sitting there watching me like I'm some kind of CK model ... I couldn't help but laugh and keep doing my thing but come on man! It's pretty annoying
 
Seen someone sitting on a bench press with a basketball between his legs flossing.....
 
madds87 said:
ok thats just stalking. bet he was wondering why you were staring at him
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Haha no not even, he was on the bench right newt to me and would leave and come back with a different chromed out DB while I was doing db shoulder press.
 
This was mentioned way back but the dude that mixes jack3d in the locker room. Idc of you mix it in the locker room bro but don't just sit in there laughing it up with all ur naked ass buddies. Do cardio it will hit you faster
 
Lol had this teenager with his group of friends in here today now this kid had a wife beater on and he was at least 250lb 30% bf lol and as I'm benching 225 he says he can I work in I gotta warm up so I say sure Brah and he gets on it does half a rep then has his friend who is spotting him help lift it up and he sits up and says man I normally get that up 15 times but my shoulder hurts and I just looked at him and smiled
 
i hate kids my age so bad, like im 17 and can bench 275 which is decent. but everyone thinks im a douche because most eens are
 
xigotmailx said:
Today this guy was walking into the gym in front of me finishing up his McD's and threw away the bag. Like the douche I am personally I looked at the receipt. 2 BigMac's, sundae and large pepsi. You can workout all you want, your still going to be a fatass with that diet
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Hahaha yea that's not going to get him anywhere hay, u come into gym with a protein shake and earphones banging lol (y)
 
xigotmailx said:
Today this guy was walking into the gym in front of me finishing up his McD's and threw away the bag. Like the douche I am personally I looked at the receipt. 2 BigMac's, sundae and large pepsi. You can workout all you want, your still going to be a fatass with that diet
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Guess I'm a big douche today..hit back and shoulders today followed by two mile run on the treadmill..20 mins later at the drive thru gettin bacon double cheeseburger. I don't **** wit that macD's tho
 
steppinRazor said:
Guess I'm a big douche today..hit back and shoulders today followed by two mile run on the treadmill..20 mins later at the drive thru gettin bacon double cheeseburger. I don't **** wit that macD's tho
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That's not walking into the gym though, that's what made it blow my mind
 
xigotmailx said:
That's not walking into the gym though, that's what made it blow my mind
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Hahaaha I feel ya..and I rarely eat like that either. Lemme tell u tho it was ****in amazing.
 
True that, I've been pimping the burgers hard the past couple weeks, although I wrap the patty in lettuce and it's turkey burgers, but hey still getting that protein in XD
 
I was doing incline bench, and right after racking the weight some guy started taking my weight off and putting it on his leg press (which he had been doing incorrectly the entire time).

I flipped sh*t haha he "didn't realize" I was using it.. dumbas*.

Oh and the once every two weekers who claim that they are "getting swole"..

Also the big fat 300lb guy who comes in once a month with wrist and elbow wraps, does 3 sets of 135 on bench, grunting/yelling, the whole shebang, then goes home.

Leaving his weight on the bar and sweat all over then bench.

Fcking fat*ss.
 
There's a guy at my gym that spends an hour there every day and NEVER leaves the locker room until he goes home. Sauna, shower, steam room, shower, sauna, walk around naked, sauna, shower, steam room, shower, sauna, walk around naked some more. Lather, rinse repeat. And the guy is creepy as hell.
 
I'm trying to do my hammer curls and this kid who is walking around with his hood up ( and it's 80 degrees here!) is walking around like he just threw up mad weight. For some reason I see him go put 135 on the bar and bench it once. He then walks over to the smith machine and takes the bench there and throws it probably 3-4 ft. Now he has everybodys attention. He proceeds to throw a 45 lb weight on the floor and does 10 calf raises again with 135 on the bar. And right now he just seems to be walking around and checking out chicks. Who knew making gains were that easy
 
theres this ****in weird ass dude thats always at my gym..skinny guy. never seen him lift an actual weight.
he'll stand in the most awkward place to do stretches - the dead center of the gym, and proceed to do strange ****in stretches. the guys double jointed i guess- will pop his shoulders out of socket and stand there for like 20 mins doing this type of stuff..

then he'll walk over to the matts and do what i guess might be considered crunches?? but really he just lays there with his knees up and does this weird chicken clucking thing with his neck..like pushing his chin to his groin area but his back never leaves the ground..this seems to go on for quite some time.. i find the whole situation a bit disturbing.
 
kokobeware2 said:
I'm trying to do my hammer curls and this kid who is walking around with his hood up ( and it's 80 degrees here!) is walking around like he just threw up mad weight. For some reason I see him go put 135 on the bar and bench it once. He then walks over to the smith machine and takes the bench there and throws it probably 3-4 ft. Now he has everybodys attention. He proceeds to throw a 45 lb weight on the floor and does 10 calf raises again with 135 on the bar. And right now he just seems to be walking around and checking out chicks. Who knew making gains were that easy
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So he's a jacked dude?
 
Cheif said:
I was doing incline bench, and right after racking the weight some guy started taking my weight off and putting it on his leg press (which he had been doing incorrectly the entire time).

I flipped sh*t haha he "didn't realize" I was using it.. dumbas*.

Oh and the once every two weekers who claim that they are "getting swole"..

Also the big fat 300lb guy who comes in once a month with wrist and elbow wraps, does 3 sets of 135 on bench, grunting/yelling, the whole shebang, then goes home.

Leaving his weight on the bar and sweat all over then bench.

Fcking fat*ss.
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I mean how do u do leg press incorrectly?
 
steppinRazor said:
Guess I'm a big douche today..hit back and shoulders today followed by two mile run on the treadmill..20 mins later at the drive thru gettin bacon double cheeseburger. I don't **** wit that macD's tho
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From where?
 
culvers..they seem to be mostly in the midwest.. pretty funkin good for a chain restaurant..since we dont have inn & out here
 
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