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Douchebags at the gym...

No calling this kid a db. He just not all there. He has been doing all sorts of nutty thing like he had a shower in his clothes. Then tryed to Carrie on training lol. Another time he goes in the suana butt naked. He starts beat boxing in the middle of the gym. And rapping. Hes always asking people for lifts to random places. And bring chocolates in and walks round asking people if they want on lol
 
Not calling this kid a db. He just not all there. He has been doing all sorts of nutty thing like he had a shower in his clothes. Then tryed to Carrie on training lol. Another time he goes in the suana butt naked. He starts beat boxing in the middle of the gym. And rapping. Hes always asking people for lifts to random places. And bring chocolates in and walks round asking people if they want on lol
 
Trainer recommending back stretches before doing deadlifts.
 
ginge205 said:
Not calling this kid a db. He just not all there. He has been doing all sorts of nutty thing like he had a shower in his clothes. Then tryed to Carrie on training lol. Another time he goes in the suana butt naked. He starts beat boxing in the middle of the gym. And rapping. Hes always asking people for lifts to random places. And bring chocolates in and walks round asking people if they want on lol
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lol
 
We have this wannabe harikrishna kid that does fake yoga in the strangest places,,, there'll be zumba class or something and he'll be in the back doing yoga... he walks around wearing white gauze clothes and jesus shoes... what makes this even funnier is I go to this rich bitch high class super posh gym.... bunch of trophy wives, doctors and high tech exec types and then this guy!! Hahaha!!!
 
grngoloco said:
We have this wannabe harikrishna kid that does fake yoga in the strangest places,,, there'll be zumba class or something and he'll be in the back doing yoga... he walks around wearing white gauze clothes and jesus shoes... what makes this even funnier is I go to this rich bitch high class super posh gym.... bunch of trophy wives, doctors and high tech exec types and then this guy!! Hahaha!!!
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Must be a trust fund Krishna to be able to afford your gym
 
I can't stand the guys at the gym that have to pound protein shakes during their lifting session. Another one that burns me is the guys who use the power racks to attach resistance bands to in essence taking up a rack. Wouldn't be a big deal but I workout in an old school old gym where there is only a couple racks. They have a tower for resistance bands that no one ever seems to use.
 
Garden gloves. Caught this one in action.
 

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D2footballjrc said:
They have a tower for resistance bands that no one ever seems to use.
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Because... It's not how it's shown on YouTube!
 
We have this old guy at my gym he's a really little dude and no matter what he is doing he grunts to the point of where you can hear him downstairs he is so loud...yesterday he was doing just the bar for back rows and man was he yelling GRRRR he was going lol I have to get a video
 
machorox123 said:
it doesnt make sense to me why people go to the gym but sit outside and smoke cigarettes before workin out
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Honest to God!! I used to race bikes as a teenager,, I'm the same age, and grew up in the same area, as Lance Armstrong. We used to race against each other as teens,,, don't get me wrong,, I was never even close to being in the same class as him.... anyway,, I've seen him smoke a lot of cigarettes in the off season!!
 
machorox123 said:
thats cuz teenagers are dumn..lol i sure as hell was..i doubt he does anymore..it would kill his lung capacity
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I'm sure your right... used to blow my mind,, here I was doing EVERYTHING right, to the best of my knowledge,,, and then this guy got to do anything he wanted and still kicked everyone's ass at every race!!
 
machorox123 said:
it doesnt make sense to me why people go to the gym but sit outside and smoke cigarettes before workin out
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Because I've been a smoker for 13 years and only been training for 2.
Gonna quit the cancer sticks sooner or later but right now ineeeeed them haha
 
Cigs lower both mental and physical performance for me. I don't see how someone could smoke before the gym. One time I was riding to the gym with my dad and he lit up in the truck...i was like oh no sir, lol. I do enjoy a cig after getting home from the gym though. It's really relaxing. :) And a terrible habit...
 
howwedo107 said:
We have this old guy at my gym he's a really little dude and no matter what he is doing he grunts to the point of where you can hear him downstairs he is so loud...yesterday he was doing just the bar for back rows and man was he yelling GRRRR he was going lol I have to get a video
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Haha please do so we can all get a good chuckle.
 
this has already been mentioned a bunch but the guy that loads up like 600 pounds on the squat rack and goes down maybe 2 inches, like reallllllly???
 
It got pretty empty by half nine, so you start to notice odd things. And there they are. The in-between sets entertainment providers!

So, this dude was standing like frozen in the middle of dumbbell area, staring somewhere with an expression like he's about to kill. I am turning to see what he's staring at. Two guys just doing bench presses.
Then he proceeds to do bent-over rows and after each set he goes "oh god, oh my god". Loudly.
To top this, in between sets he dances around to the music.

Also, the mma wannabe kid is back, along with them - the wannabe-mma groupies staring with awe as he's shadow-boxing.
 
Ok not sure if you could quite call it douchebaggery or not but extremely weird......
Monday I was just finishing my workout two college guy come in and load up the bench and each do a set. Suddenly 4 more come in and I'm thinking I'm glad I'm almost done because it looks like classic 6 guy bench rotation. Next time I look up they're all gone just like disappeared. Of course leavening the bar loaded. Very weird
 
farmtireguy said:
Ok not sure if you could quite call it douchebaggery or not but extremely weird......
Monday I was just finishing my workout two college guy come in and load up the bench and each do a set. Suddenly 4 more come in and I'm thinking I'm glad I'm almost done because it looks like classic 6 guy bench rotation. Next time I look up they're all gone just like disappeared. Of course leavening the bar loaded. Very weird
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They are definitely worthy of the title DOUCHEBAGS
 
farmtireguy said:
Ok not sure if you could quite call it douchebaggery or not but extremely weird......
Monday I was just finishing my workout two college guy come in and load up the bench and each do a set. Suddenly 4 more come in and I'm thinking I'm glad I'm almost done because it looks like classic 6 guy bench rotation. Next time I look up they're all gone just like disappeared. Of course leavening the bar loaded. Very weird
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Homo orgy ! party of six?! Your showers are ready for gay sex in the locker room! ......... That's where they went ;-)
 
Fat biatch sitting here at the gym drinking a diet mountain dew and reading a magazine, texting..don't know if she's waiting for someone but been there at least an hour. Like wow bitch you already here, ****ing do something
 
steppinRazor said:
Fat biatch sitting here at the gym drinking a diet mountain dew and reading a magazine, texting..don't know if she's waiting for someone but been there at least an hour. Like wow bitch you already here, ****ing do something
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Everyone knows that going to the gym makes you lose weight, even if you don't workout
 
Hahaaha yeah come to think of it, I did hear diet soda has some incredible weight loss properties..might have to add it as a staple when I start my cut
 
steppinRazor said:
Hahaaha yeah come to think of it, I did hear diet soda has some incredible weight loss properties..might have to add it as a staple when I start my cut
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That's a great marketing scheme.. Bear with me..

Diet soda with creatine in it. Could call it crea-cola
 
machorox123 said:
That's a great marketing scheme.. Bear with me..

Diet soda with creatine in it. Could call it crea-cola
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New pre workout diet mt dew with creatine. ;-) I'd be first in line. Lol
 
This sounds like the time to advertise my chocolate whey protein infused Kahula Mudslide drink for the man who enjoys the nightlife and working out.
 
Nothing works better after running a trail marathon than a Guinness. Or two. A steak and then few more!
 
rambo679 said:
This sounds like the time to advertise my chocolate whey protein infused Kahula Mudslide drink for the man who enjoys the nightlife and working out.
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.... And gay drinks ;-)
 
rambo679 said:
This sounds like the time to advertise my chocolate whey protein infused Kahula Mudslide drink for the man who enjoys the nightlife and working out.
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Careful, I think "the Situation" will be a big competitor of yours ... unless you're working alongside of him.
 
I'll take some crea-pure cola...
 
Whatever happened to that guy that thought shooting cocaine in combination with AAS's would be healthy and actually strengthen his heart?!! I bet he'd have some great ideas for pwo supps!! HAHAHA!!!
 
grngoloco said:
Whatever happened to that guy that thought shooting cocaine in combination with AAS's would be healthy and actually strengthen his heart?!! I bet he'd have some great ideas for pwo supps!! HAHAHA!!!
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He's dead! Lol ..... Semi related to this though. Did you know they have an energy drink called cocaine?! I'm pretty free spirited but that's just crossing the line. Almost like putting porn in the coloring book section. Really?! What if you're kid was walkin down the street drinking a can of cocaine?! I don't know who the bigger ******* is, the guy selling that crap or the people buying it. Shameful as fuk
 
mikeg313 said:
He's dead! Lol ..... Semi related to this though. Did you know they have an energy drink called cocaine?! I'm pretty free spirited but that's just crossing the line. Almost like putting porn in the coloring book section. Really?! What if you're kid was walkin down the street drinking a can of cocaine?! I don't know who the bigger ******* is, the guy selling that crap or the people buying it. Shameful as fuk
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Damn that is still around? I thought it had been pulled off the market. I remember when it first hit the market people raised all kinds of he!! about it
 
farmtireguy said:
Damn that is still around? I thought it had been pulled off the market. I remember when it first hit the market people raised all kinds of he!! about it
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I don't know but the liquor store down the street has em in the cooler next to the red bull.
 
When I was a kid they had cherry and bubblegum flavored dipping tobacco,,, lmao... sometimes you just have to let Darwin sort things out... if the parents won't be parents, then the kids will raise themselves... kids who raise themselves usually die early or live in prison!!
 
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