Douchebags at the gym...

People that use their cell phone as a boom box. -that **** just gets to me for some reason. And curling in the ****ing squat rack.
 
I mainly hate the guys that don't put the weights back. Lazy, straight lazy bitch ****. Same with the guys who leave trash on the floor. Deff should get their membership pulled for that.
 
Mrpersinality said:
I mainly hate the guys that don't put the weights back. Lazy, straight lazy bitch ****. Same with the guys who leave trash on the floor. Deff should get their membership pulled for that.
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I work at my gym too so I get sick of cleaning them up too haha. Not just when in lifting. Most people are pretty good at my gym though.
 
They make a gym now for all those now. Its purple and yellow all over, you can't grunt or do any real lifting and they're popping up on every corner! Planet Fitness! Woooohoooo it's like they retard day care of gyms!
 
mikeg313 said:
They make a gym now for all those now. Its purple and yellow all over, you can't grunt or do any real lifting and they're popping up on every corner! Planet Fitness! Woooohoooo it's like they retard day care of gyms!
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Dude they actually have "free pizza Fridays" swear to god I've heard this from two girls that go there
 
Mrpersinality said:
Dude they actually have "free pizza Fridays" swear to god I've heard this from two girls that go there
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Wtf is that nonsense ?! I had no idea what it was moving back from AZ last winter but heard the membership was dirt cheap. Wifey and I walked in to check it out and before I could say it she gave me the "we need to get the fuk outa here look"! Lol ! They had a banner hanging outside that said "judgement free zone!" I was thinking ooook that's strange.
 
mikeg313 said:
Wtf is that nonsense ?! I had no idea what it was moving back from AZ last winter but heard the membership was dirt cheap. Wifey and I walked in to check it out and before I could say it she gave me the "we need to get the fuk outa here look"! Lol ! They had a banner hanging outside that said "judgement free zone!" I was thinking ooook that's strange.
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No benches bro just smith machines. Dumbells max out at a whopping 75lbs.
 
At planet fitness they got something called "the lunk alarm". If you grunt or drop a weight a giant alarm will sound and you will be thrown out. Go to YouTube and watch the planet fitness commercials, all they do is make fun of bodybuilding
 
Well if it gets some of the goofballs outa gyms where people actually wanna lift and work out with purpose then I see it as a good thing. They should add what I said to their advertising. "Planet Fitness, the retard daycare of gyms!" haha
 
I seen these foreign guys hop on a hammer strength chest press machine and make some funny azz faces it's almost like they were struggling with 1 plate on there by the look of their faces but they were pushing really hard and really fast on that machine.... Look on their faces was funny as shít.
 
I use to manage a small gym at night in the late 90s connected to a Marriott and the GM Headquarters and we would get alot of eastern Europeans , Germans and what not. They would be in the steam room and sauna for hours then walk out onto the rooftop track outside in knee deep snow and hang out for 20-30 minutes at a time chain smoking in their trunks then head back and sauna more and repeat.
 
mikeg313 said:
I use to manage a small gym at night in the late 90s connected to a Marriott and the GM Headquarters and we would get alot of eastern Europeans , Germans and what not. They would be in the steam room and sauna for hours then walk out onto the rooftop track outside in knee deep snow and hang out for 20-30 minutes at a time chain smoking in their trunks then head back and sauna more and repeat.
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What's the point
 
I have no idea. Anytime I asked them a question the culture gap widened and I didn't know wtf they were talkin bout.
 
While doing a session of cardio some woman comes beside me on the stair stepper. Places her water bottle down on the edge of my equipment. After about 10 min it falls to the ground. She looks up at me like it's my responsibility to stop my workout and pick up the water bottle. As if that's gonna happen! your the retard that placed it there when you have a perfectly good holder on the elliptical but you need to have a spot for your magazine. Jesus!
 
Natural_Matt said:
While doing a session of cardio some woman comes beside me on the stair stepper. Places her water bottle down on the edge of my equipment. After about 10 min it falls to the ground. She looks up at me like it's my responsibility to stop my workout and pick up the water bottle. As if that's gonna happen! your the retard that placed it there when you have a perfectly good holder on the elliptical but you need to have a spot for your magazine. Jesus!
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You shoulda start takin swigs...
 
Haha what you gona ask to taste the other peach? :rofl:
 
There's a guy at my gym that's walks in, does 10 jumping jacks while screaming into the mirror and flexing on his reflection. Then does about 15 seconds of high knees then leaves.... I've seen this almost every day for the past 2 months.
 
tcl604 said:
There's a guy at my gym that's walks in, does 10 jumping jacks while screaming into the mirror and flexing on his reflection. Then does about 15 seconds of high knees then leaves.... I've seen this almost every day for the past 2 months.
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I wish that dude came to my gym! That's fuking awesome!
 
I hate 2 main things.
1. When i get finished with some DBS and im taking them back to the rack and someone is walking in my direction and is like in my exact path and they have nothing in their hands and they expect me to step out of the way and let them by lol so i play chicken with them but it pisses me off im just like come on gtfo my way..
2. When you finish a set on the bench/wherever youre working out, you got your towel there etc. and you leave for 30 seconds to grab water and someone starts taking your weights off like really? I didnt even leave for 1 minute..?
 
Masciaman said:
I hate 2 main things.
1. When i get finished with some DBS and im taking them back to the rack and someone is walking in my direction and is like in my exact path and they have nothing in their hands and they expect me to step out of the way and let them by lol so i play chicken with them but it pisses me off im just like come on gtfo my way..
2. When you finish a set on the bench/wherever youre working out, you got your towel there etc. and you leave for 30 seconds to grab water and someone starts taking your weights off like really? I didnt even leave for 1 minute..?
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Yup and yup. Both piss me off. I'm not to good with pleasantries and always tend to come off mean in situations like that even when I'm not intending to be. My wife says I give off that " look" whatever that means. I'm usually just off in my own world..... Of course blasting blood for blood on full volume on the iPod could cause a look I suppose. Hehe
 
I hate it when people ask "hey bro, what do you take? Creatine, fish oil, bcaas, the usual?" I'm always like "yeah man, that's what I take too, the natural stuff. I'm all natural. All 235 lbs and 14% body fat. Steroids are for the birds bro". Like I'm really going to discuss this with a complete stranger.
 
Jethro52185 said:
I hate it when people ask "hey bro, what do you take? Creatine, fish oil, bcaas, the usual?" I'm always like "yeah man, that's what I take too, the natural stuff. I'm all natural. All 235 lbs and 14% body fat. Steroids are for the birds bro". Like I'm really going to discuss this with a complete stranger.
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lol....
 
Jethro52185 said:
I hate it when people ask "hey bro, what do you take? Creatine, fish oil, bcaas, the usual?" I'm always like "yeah man, that's what I take too, the natural stuff. I'm all natural. All 235 lbs and 14% body fat. Steroids are for the birds bro". Like I'm really going to discuss this with a complete stranger.
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Hahahaha... :rofl:
 
lol! try being asked mid cycle if your on roids by like your captain or squad leader at the gym while your deployed :P im like uhhh...no?i just take a sh!tload of protein lol
 
Post pix of said bags...
 
mikeg313 said:
Fuking fat ****s and highschool kids in the power racks I'm gonna strangle someone!
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Loading up 405! Because they weigh 405!!! Then slightly bending knees, working there knee tendons with there 1/16th rep!
 
evandem27 said:
Loading up 405! Because they weigh 405!!! Then slightly bending knees, working there knee tendons with there 1/16th rep!
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I see kids throw the pad on the bar (I call it the bitch pad) knee wraps, belt and 350lbs just to squat down 6inches every week at my gym. Then try and leave the weights on the bar afterwards.
 
Mrpersinality said:
I see kids throw the pad on the bar (I call it the bitch pad) knee wraps, belt and 350lbs just to squat down 6inches every week at my gym. Then try and leave the weights on the bar afterwards.
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Lol I'll be honest I use that over 300 because I got a bony neck and I used to be a lot small lol. Still got that skiny neck. But the knee raps half reps leaving weights on. All annoys me to heck. I just make fun of them. Yeah I'm that guy.
 
Mrpersinality said:
I see kids throw the pad on the bar (I call it the bitch pad) knee wraps, belt and 350lbs just to squat down 6inches every week at my gym. Then try and leave the weights on the bar afterwards.
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Lol I got bad knees so I couldn't even do that but I know what you mean. This little shïts were making me feel old though tonight.
 
I think this time of year brings them out in droves my gym has two locations the one near my house isn't bad but the one on the south end of town seems to be the magnet. I go there sat morning because that is where they have a power rack every time I have to unload the bar then the same with the leg press and pretty much any equip the you plate load. I have really seriously considered asking the owner to have an unloading class just to make sure people know how to do it.
 
farmtireguy said:
I think this time of year brings them out in droves my gym has two locations the one near my house isn't bad but the one on the south end of town seems to be the magnet. I go there sat morning because that is where they have a power rack every time I have to unload the bar then the same with the leg press and pretty much any equip the you plate load. I have really seriously considered asking the owner to have an unloading class just to make sure people know how to do it.
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Make signs and take in.

Please unload your own weights.
Dbags this means you.
 
I believe the Ballys i used to go to long time ago had a sign over near the power racks read something like this "only real men unload and re rack their weights". Of course they always had weight left on them :-(
 
I seen this dumb ass put 3 caddys on each side with a 25 try to arch his back and couldn't get it off the bar...

Just shook me head...
I believe in pushing yourself and cheating on form a bit but shít like that is just outlandish....
 
CountryLiftin said:
Make signs and take in.

Please unload your own weights.
Dbags this means you.
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Bad thing there are signs lol imma guessing dbags can't read.
 
mikeg313 said:
Lol I got bad knees so I couldn't even do that but I know what you mean. This little shïts were making me feel old though tonight.
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4 total knee surgies in the past 2 years..
1) acl reconstruction+meniscus reconstructions
2) scope meniscus reconstruction+ removal of the lateral
3) scope clean out meniscus cartilidge
4) scope other kneecap cartilidge clean out

and i still squat full ROM.get on my level..lol jk
if yu have had any acl problems try beefin up your hamstrings..itll pick up some of the acl's slack and wont cause so much discomfort..i also supplement glucosamine and fix oil
 
machorox123 said:
4 total knee surgies in the past 2 years..
1) acl reconstruction+meniscus reconstructions
2) scope meniscus reconstruction+ removal of the lateral
3) scope clean out meniscus cartilidge
4) scope other kneecap cartilidge clean out

and i still squat full ROM.get on my level..lol jk
if yu have had any acl problems try beefin up your hamstrings..itll pick up some of the acl's slack and wont cause so much discomfort..i also supplement glucosamine and fix oil
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My knees haven't had a big blowout yet but I can feel them gettin close when I squat. Sled I have no problem but I've had 5 fractured ankles.1 Dislocated foot. 1 foot broke in 2 places (fukin skateboarding!) 1 shoulder surgery repairing Labrum, anchoring and clearing bone fragments from rotator, 1 surgery in left scapula to decompress and clear scar tissue, cortisone injections in c6 & c7 compressed vertiberates and 3 years therapy to get full arm/shoulder/neck function back. (fukin motorcycles!) so this just makes it uncomfortable doing squats and it pisses me off cus I like them. I got back up to 225 for 8 reps (which isn't much) last summer but then knees start actin up. Now I don't mess with it. Use machines and sled to strengthen my legs more si I can hopefully return to the squat rack and going to be looking for other ways to get more strength in the stabilizer muscles as well cus I know that would help huge and machines do jack for those.
 
mikeg313 said:
My knees haven't had a big blowout yet but I can feel them gettin close when I squat. Sled I have no problem but I've had 5 fractured ankles.1 Dislocated foot. 1 foot broke in 2 places (fukin skateboarding!) 1 shoulder surgery repairing Labrum, anchoring and clearing bone fragments from rotator, 1 surgery in left scapula to decompress and clear scar tissue, cortisone injections in c6 & c7 compressed vertiberates and 3 years therapy to get full arm/shoulder/neck function back. (fukin motorcycles!) so this just makes it uncomfortable doing squats and it pisses me off cus I like them. I got back up to 225 for 8 reps (which isn't much) last summer but then knees start actin up. Now I don't mess with it. Use machines and sled to strengthen my legs more si I can hopefully return to the squat rack and going to be looking for other ways to get more strength in the stabilizer muscles as well cus I know that would help huge and machines do jack for those.
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ouuuuch..yu got me beat by a mile dude..try some decaa or hgh..lol
 
machorox123 said:
ouuuuch..yu got me beat by a mile dude..try some decaa or hgh..lol
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Iono 4 knee surgeries is heavy and you gotta walk. That's one body part I've always feared injuring so I was thinking you had me beat. Lol .... Never really read up on HGH. Does is it aid in rebuild/repair of joints and tendons at all? If so, sign me up!
 
bee knees...

Get a phuck about broken knees wanna hear about some bullshít u seen down there at the gym!
 
Do the old guys that stay naked from the waist down entirely to long in the locker room and have convos with anyone who will listen count?
Saw a guy drying his nuts with the hair dryer one time.
 
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