ImJ2x
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Uhh...
Which end does the "noise" come out of?
Which end does the "noise" come out of?
bakerderek0
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That was what I was thinking. It's not rare for me to squeak one out while I'm doing squats.
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Sometimes both! LOL
ImJ2x
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LMMFHWAOSometimes both! LOL
[hint: HW=hairy white]
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Looks like one of my family reunions.
jin
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heall, that's my family!Looks like one of my family reunions.
dad, left, mom next, brothers, the two messin around and me, on the right...
yep, that's it alight!
btw - where do you guys get those little animated smilie doods?
especially the original one that moons you.
awesome!
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Ok, there is this one older brother that goes to my gym. He goes 2x a week and is always at the lat pull down machine. Not the nicer ones over in the free weights but the one with with two separate handles by all the other machines and cardio equipment.
I see him when I'm warming up. He sits there and gyrates his hips to the porn music he is listening to for the full 10 minutes I warm up. Getting 1 set of 8 done in that time. Dude is hysterical! Most of his head is shaved except for on side and then it's braded. So a 4" round patch of 8" long hair. I don't know what it's supposed to be. I really need to get a vid of this guy... But i never bring my phone out of the locker room. Maybe someday cause words do not describe!
I see him when I'm warming up. He sits there and gyrates his hips to the porn music he is listening to for the full 10 minutes I warm up. Getting 1 set of 8 done in that time. Dude is hysterical! Most of his head is shaved except for on side and then it's braded. So a 4" round patch of 8" long hair. I don't know what it's supposed to be. I really need to get a vid of this guy... But i never bring my phone out of the locker room. Maybe someday cause words do not describe!
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I decided to mix it up a bit since it's time to shred down and join a boxing gym. Much better atmosphere than a workout gym. People are all legit. No one is really in "gym" shape except for me about 1 or 2 others but everyone is there to learn and burn cals.
Plus half the class are college girls.
So ya, that my life of gym douchebags has just been cut in half.
It's good to mix it up once in a while.
Plus half the class are college girls.
So ya, that my life of gym douchebags has just been cut in half.
It's good to mix it up once in a while.
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crack was very popular in his day
jin
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it hides the exit wound.
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Hahahah no but nerds doing this, I grunt but I take the piss
it's even funnier when you count to ten in German like arnie 
FL3X MAGNUM
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I experience this every time I hit up the public gym. Three dudes, all around 6 foot tall, couldn't weigh more than 185, all of them lift together and act like their workouts are so epic that everyone else is a lil beotch, and they throw down their 40 pound dumbells like they're 125's every time, and then slam them back in the rack, and stare at everyone. I like to stare back. Sometimes I can't contain myself and I laugh at them. Other times I like to stop and applaud them when they throw the weights down.
I think next time you should throw that 45'er at those clowns.
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This guy with 'clown hair' ( a ring of hair around a bald head) just walks around the gym holding a paper towel. He also has a paper towel sticking out of his 1970's gym shorts.
He wears a mesh athletic tank top with worn off numbers and striped socks up to his knees. One of his knees is wrapped in what appears to be a bloody ace bandage. I have never seen him attempt any type of physical activity in the gym but where ever he goes, he leaves a terrible stinch that lingers for what seems to be forever.
He wears a mesh athletic tank top with worn off numbers and striped socks up to his knees. One of his knees is wrapped in what appears to be a bloody ace bandage. I have never seen him attempt any type of physical activity in the gym but where ever he goes, he leaves a terrible stinch that lingers for what seems to be forever.
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The worst is the person who just lifts arms and does a little chest and shoulders and has no legs and looks horribly disproportional. The guy who takes orals for 2 months and then stops lifting while he comes off and then 2 montsh later goes on more orals and repeats the cycle and gets no gains.
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Ron Ron?
jin
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i knew a kid back in high school who ran a cycle of something oral
can't remember
wasn't into that sort of thing back then
and DID NOT lift AT ALL.
i remember tellin him,
mike, you should lift weights and eat a lot right?
let's watch pumping iron and see what arnold does...
nope.
dood was convinced the roids would do the work for him...
dood never changed.
drank a ton of beer the whole time, too.
can't remember
wasn't into that sort of thing back then
and DID NOT lift AT ALL.
i remember tellin him,
mike, you should lift weights and eat a lot right?
let's watch pumping iron and see what arnold does...
nope.
dood was convinced the roids would do the work for him...
dood never changed.
drank a ton of beer the whole time, too.
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The c0ck blocker!! I just had one last night at the gym.
So, I'm in the rack doing my squats and this chick comes up to me and asks, "how much weight is that?!" and when I'm about to reply, this douchebag wannabe in an undershirt 2 sizes too small interupts and says, "oh, that's 405lbs". And this girl continues her conversation with me while ignoring this douche but the guy just stands there staring at us as if he's a part of the convo. She and I both blow this guy off and don't even acknowledge that he's there. We spoke for a good 4-5 minutes before this clown finally got the clue and went back to doing seated calf raises with 45lbs! LOL
So, I'm in the rack doing my squats and this chick comes up to me and asks, "how much weight is that?!" and when I'm about to reply, this douchebag wannabe in an undershirt 2 sizes too small interupts and says, "oh, that's 405lbs". And this girl continues her conversation with me while ignoring this douche but the guy just stands there staring at us as if he's a part of the convo. She and I both blow this guy off and don't even acknowledge that he's there. We spoke for a good 4-5 minutes before this clown finally got the clue and went back to doing seated calf raises with 45lbs! LOL
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This very day some guy comes up to me while I'm doing bent rows and says to make sure no one uses his bench while he goes and does whatever.
jin
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i am not sure why
busy
gyms don't tie little white boards to the benches
allowing 20 minutes to each signee.
maybe with a wait 3 deep or something like that.
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I totally got crop dusted by this one fat gay dude today. I looked up with a wtf look on my face and he was just sitting their smiling... in what I'm guessing was his attempt to hit on me.
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LOL hit on you by crop dusting?! I guess he was trying to claim his territory! :lmao:
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This one is a few weeks old, some guy had the locker right below mine and was taking up all the space on the bench. I noticed that he was sitting their the entire time it took me to get my stuff, shower, etc and it looked like he was fevershly drying his one foot. Wondering what he was doing for so long I looked closer and realized he was scraping skin off his foot onto the floor for like 15 minutes and was still ped-egging it as I left.
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I'd still pee in her butt.
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Don't forget about this guy screaming his rep count out at the top of his lungs while sweating so bad he looks like he just got done swimming!
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The dusting was probably his mating call
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I just joined another 24 hour gym and I am teaching spin at another gym, I have been plagued lately with large, hairy fat smelly women who smell like smoke and a bar and try to sit next to me while I am either riding a bike ( trying out a new spin routine) or while I am running on the treadmill, I am fast approaching my "you smell and your pissing me off" speech.
TC
TC
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definitely not what i was hoping for.
Saw 3 frat kids walk into the gym with their cut-sleeve shirts and immediately start doing hammer curls. The funny part was they were standing so damn close to each other, it almost looked like they were over-lapping. Not to mention it was a slow day&time so the gym was fairly empty. I swear i only saw them do 2 sets and leave. Either way they looked retarded. I was gunna snap a phone pic but i didnt. morons
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I would pee on her face.
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dood.
that is disgusting.
damn.
actually, i had a nasty case of the fungus that i figure came outta the gym somehow last fall.
since then, i have taken to dopin some coconut oil with oil of oregano (and some mixed tocopherols, but that is beside the point) and oilin myself, especially my feet, after i get them clean and dry.
kill that nasty ****.
and thinkin about that doods fungal-infested skin all over the floor,
i am happy that i have been doin this.
yuck.
some people.
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Fresh one from today, some skinny dude who to be fair is ripped but looks like he's just the type who was born that way. He keeps lifting up his shirt and holding it under his chin while doing curls to check out his abs. It looks like he is working out in a sports bra, then he walks around like he is tough but he literally can only bench press 95 pounds. And in fact he almost dropped that on himself
once and had to use the middle rack on the bench and slide out from under it.
once and had to use the middle rack on the bench and slide out from under it.
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lol. that guy.....he's everywhere doing the same thing.
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^^^ I saw him yesterday.
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Oh, he frequents my gym too!
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he joined my spin class....lol
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And after spin class, I saw him grocery shopping at Safeway!
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So does watching women, that wear spandex shorts, doing squats and straight leg deadlifts in between your sets make you a douchebag?
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No, but if you start doing 35lb BB curls with intentions of "wooing" the ladies. Then yes
Dizmal
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If so I'm King douche!!
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Lol...That's why I said in between your sets so that you can purposely stare and watch their "form".
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Update on the dude that crop dusted me. Today I saw him and had to fart. I ripped ass right in front of him. He then looks at me and I give him the wtf are you looking at face. Game on.
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These guys have seasons, episodes, etc.
"Dont be that guy at the gym"
Shyts hilarious.
YouTube - Gym Rats - Don't Be That Guy EPISODE 2
"Dont be that guy at the gym"
Shyts hilarious.
YouTube - Gym Rats - Don't Be That Guy EPISODE 2
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Her ass was a little small for me. The key is once they look back at you, you are supposed to stop staring at their ass and make eye contact.
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a guy doing 300lbs+ but doing 2 inch squats like he is doing something.it took everything in me not to lol out loud.dude is maybe 220 decent build like he might know how to get to the gym a few times a week.
why is all I gotta say.
why is all I gotta say.
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Lol! Bringing it back from the dead!
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