Douchebags at the gym...

[puccah8808]

Live chicks?! That's just cruel. Wait till PETA hears about that!

Haha, chips. Damn auto correct! It only wants to work sometimes.

 

[lukehayd]

My wife & I got her Liberty from Carmax for cheaper than other dealerships around. Had more options, less miles, the color we wanted and 3k less. Other than normal maintenance, haven't had to do anything to it. Had it almost 6 years now and wife still likes it.

 

[puccah8808]

My wife & I got her Liberty from Carmax for cheaper than other dealerships around. Had more options, less miles, the color we wanted and 3k less. Other than normal maintenance, haven't had to do anything to it. Had it almost 6 years now and wife still likes it.

There's a new one that just opened up by my house. I may go browse this weekend just to get an idea. Dress like a classy lady, flirt a little, and maybe I can get a good deal. thank you!

 

[mountainman33]

Haha, chips. Damn auto correct! It only wants to work sometimes.

But I thought iphones were the shiznit?

 

[puccah8808]

But I thought iphones were the shiznit?

They are but damn, their gps took me all over SoCal last weekend. Dammit! Lol

 

[mountainman33]

There's a new one that just opened up by my house. I may go browse this weekend just to get an idea. Dress like a classy lady, flirt a little, and maybe I can get a good deal. thank you!

Show some of your more "hidden" tats. That would probably help a little too. :-D

 

[puccah8808]

Show some of your more "hidden" tats. That would probably help a little too. :-D

Haha, it's a toss between a classy look or a sluticious look! I should go in there looking like a bum so they think I can't afford anything. Lol

 

[lukehayd]

There's a new one that just opened up by my house. I may go browse this weekend just to get an idea. Dress like a classy lady, flirt a little, and maybe I can get a good deal. thank you!

Thing with Carmax is the price you see is a no-haggle price.

 

[puccah8808]

Thing with Carmax is the price you see is a no-haggle price.

Sigh** do they have warranties also?

 

[lukehayd]

Sigh** do they have warranties also?

Yep.

 

[EatMoar]

Coming from the same guy who called women a useless illogical species I'm surprised you bothered to put in your 2 cents lol P.S. In case you didn't notice this is the internet. Playing the hero isn't gonna get your junk sucked superman

Woman = sex objects and sandwich makers. Duh. You seem mad Jd? Is u is u?!

 

[Wrivest]

Woman = sex objects and sandwich makers. Duh. You seem mad Jd? Is u is u?!

EatMoar, you are usually a pretty funny guy, but this is absolutely BS!! How can you say this about a woman is beyond wrong, it fact it's just fücked up in general. How can you call a woman these things, and not remember to add kitchen/house cleaners....ya sexist pig!!! Hahaha

 

[puccah8808]

EatMoar, you are usually a pretty funny guy, but this is absolutely BS!! How can you say this about a woman is beyond wrong, it fact it's just fücked up in general. How can you call a woman these things, and not remember to add kitchen/house cleaners....ya sexist pig!!! Hahaha

Haha, Wade, you crack me up! You're a toughy on here but I bet your wife has you by the balls at home!

Yes, dear, I'll make you a sandwich! -Wade

 

[mountainman33]

Haha, Wade, you crack me up! You're a toughy on here but I bet your wife has you by the balls at home!

Yes, dear, I'll make you a sandwich! -Wade

They're in her purse actually, that way she can have them close at all times. :-D

 

[EatMoar]

EatMoar, you are usually a pretty funny guy, but this is absolutely BS!! How can you say this about a woman is beyond wrong, it fact it's just fücked up in general. How can you call a woman these things, and not remember to add kitchen/house cleaners....ya sexist pig!!! Hahaha

Fuvk I forgot about the cleaning, sheesh, I forgot they were capable of such things!

 

[hardwork25]

Buy a ford ranger online from Craigslist. Best damn little truck out there and you can get them for less than 4k.

I'm buying one just for fun. Too cheap and reliable not too.

 

[puccah8808]

Buy a ford ranger online from Craigslist. Best damn little truck out there and you can get them for less than 4k.

I'm buying one just for fun. Too cheap and reliable not too.

Ford... Blahhh... Lol

 

[puccah8808]

Anybody else have this problem?

The more I sleep, the more exhausted I am the next day.

 

[BLaQz]

Anybody else have this problem?

The more I sleep, the more exhausted I am the next day.

You're sleeping longer than you need... I get super lethargic if I sleep too long...

 

[puccah8808]

You're sleeping longer than you need... I get super lethargic if I sleep too long...

Average night sleep for me is 5-51/2 hours. Last night, I slept about 7. I'm out of it today...

 

[love2liftkat]

Average night sleep for me is 5-51/2 hours. Last night, I slept about 7. I'm out of it today...

Wow! I'm quite the opposite! I need 8-10 hours of sleep!! Which, I rarely get!! Lol

 

[hardwork25]

As Arnold says "sleep faster."

 

[Magdalena]

Haha, Wade, you crack me up! You're a toughy on here but I bet your wife has you by the balls at home! Yes, dear, I'll make you a sandwich! -Wade

Lmao, his wife is pregnant with twins!
Damn rights he is making the sandwiches, ha ha...

 

[Wrivest]

Lmao, his wife is pregnant with twins! Damn rights he is making the sandwiches, ha ha...

not gonna lie, being knocked up has made her lil Mrs housewife! It's great! My house is spotless and my belly is full! She can't sit for too long or she stiffens up and has to move. Plus I'm home late from work/gym, so dinner is started when I get home!
WINNING!!!!

 

[puccah8808]

not gonna lie, being knocked up has made her lil Mrs housewife! It's great! My house is spotless and my belly is full! She can't sit for too long or she stiffens up and has to move. Plus I'm home late from work/gym, so dinner is started when I get home!
WINNING!!!!

I'll probably be the same if I got knocked up.

I'll be someone's little submissive Asian girl.

 

[IrishSoldier]

Dont worry I'll pray for all you ****en sinners tomorrow at church and absolve you of sins

This thread.. smh

 

[Piston Honda]

Dont worry I'll pray for all you ****en sinners tomorrow at church and absolve you of sins This thread.. smh

 

[IrishSoldier]

Oh my lord.. lmao!

 

[EatMoar]

Dont worry I'll pray for all you ****en sinners tomorrow at church and absolve you of sins This thread.. smh

Hell is my home.

 

[mountainman33]

I'll probably be the same if I got knocked up.

I'll be someone's little submissive Asian girl.

IN!

 

[superbeast668]

IN!

If she was knocked up I would hope you made it in.

 

[puccah8808]

If she was knocked up I would hope you made it in.

He didn't, he has a chode.

 

[threeFs]

I do all my wife's friends since they hate their husbands and I had a vasectomy

 

[EatMoar]

I do all my wife's friends since they hate their husbands and I had a vasectomy

You ****ing lucky bastard. Send those milfs my way

 

[puccah8808]

These buff guys at the gym never wear shorts...

 

[fame126]

He didn't, he has a chode.

him too ? i thought i was alone lol

 

[superbeast668]

These buff guys at the gym never wear shorts...

Nope. Can't show off the embarrassing skinny legs.

 

[ion26]

These buff guys at the gym never wear shorts...

I never wear pants to the gym. Short nike shorts FTW!

 

[EatMoar]

I never wear pants to the gym. Short nike shorts FTW!

And doesn't squat, I'm sensing a false sense of large legs here. Maybe you should stahp dis br0

 

[ion26]

And doesn't squat, I'm sensing a false sense of large legs here. Maybe you should stahp dis br0

Actually I have pretty big calves from a lot of calf work and years of stairclimber. Anyways my legs are generally small but vascular.

Lastly shorter shorts elongate your legs so you look taller dat illusion

 

[JD261985]

<<<the ultimate douchebaggery of douchebags douchebag of the douchebags thread is here and at your service dears...

 

[mountainman33]

<<< I'm the ultimate tool of tooliest tools of the tool thread and at your service dears...

That's so nice if you. Were you a boy scout as a kid?

 

[EatMoar]

Actually I have pretty big calves from a lot of calf work and years of stairclimber. Anyways my legs are generally small but vascular. Lastly shorter shorts elongate your legs so you look taller dat illusion

Truuuuuuu. I love the stair stepper. That and static holds are killer for calf development.

 

[puccah8808]

Wth?! The gym is not open today?!?!? >:-/

 

[ion26]

Wth?! The gym is not open today?!?!? >:-/

Yeah, same here. Got up early took all my stuff. Pumped to workout and then the gym was closed...lol

 

[mountainman33]

Wth?! The gym is not open today?!?!? >:-/

Yeah, same here. Got up early took all my stuff. Pumped to workout and then the gym was closed...lol

Sucks being a pagan doesn't it?

 

[puccah8808]

Sucks being a pagan doesn't it?

What sucks is that they still get my monthly dues but I don't get to train. A holes!

 

[superbeast668]

What sucks is that they still get my monthly dues but I don't get to train. A holes!

a day off isn't the end of the world. Enjoy it.

 

[ion26]

a day off isn't the end of the world. Enjoy it.

I always like to take Mondays off, because it's so busy. Now I have to go tomorrow

Srs problems...I know...lol

 

[threeFs]

Friday, drank my pwo and headed to train about 2 pm. 11 minutes in the squat rack (doing actual squats) and the power got cut off by the construction outside. Everyone had to leave. I tried saying I don't need electricity for the iron but it was no go. I was so jacked from th pwo I didn't know what to do. So I drove home and rode my bike. Lame.
Killed it on Saturday.
Then Sunday drank pwo, got to the gym about 830am. The child center was closed. We had to leave. Went for the bikes again but it was so hard with the pwo waiting on my 4 year old to keep up with us on the bikes. But I was a good father and didn't freak out. I did pull ups on a tree branch while I was waiting for her to catch up.

Dbag corporate ass gym.