Douchebags at the gym...

love2liftkat · Apr 15, 2014

nicksox15 said:
Yea, we ended up getting around that back this year. Having a baby, owning a house, and paying student loans, all helped us get that back.

Yes, all if that helps so much! It's nice because you ALWAYS need it for something!

nicksox15 · Apr 15, 2014

love2liftkat said:
Yes, all if that helps so much! It's nice because you ALWAYS need it for something!

Definitely! We sold a house and bought a new one in a new city, so it definitely came in handy this year!

BLaQz · Apr 15, 2014

It's really hard to know whether people are giving their opinions on something because they want to help, or because they just want to have an opinion... Unfortunately it's often the latter that's true...

This isn't only gym/forum related either...

nicksox15 · Apr 15, 2014

BLaQz said:
It's really hard to know whether people are giving their opinions on something because they want to help, or because they just want to have an opinion... Unfortunately it's often the latter that's true...

This isn't only gym/forum related either...

I hear ya. Do you have kids? So many people want to give parenting "advice" it's ridiculous. "Well my sisters friend has a kid and they do this this way" GTFO with that

BLaQz · Apr 15, 2014

nicksox15 said:
I hear ya. Do you have kids? So many people want to give parenting "advice" it's ridiculous. "Well my sisters friend has a kid and they do this this way" GTFO with that

No, I don't have kids... Haven't quite got my own life together, so not a good idea as yet... My sister gets all the parenting "advice" from her in laws & my parents... People these days are more focused on being right, than actually helping...

tsugsr · Apr 15, 2014

Getting asked if I need a spot is annoying, more so when the guy offering is wearing capris and doing full body swing curls in the squat rack.....

tjbruno · Apr 15, 2014

tsugsr said:
Getting asked if I need a spot is annoying, more so when the guy offering is wearing capris and doing full body swing curls in the squat rack.....

tell'em to piss off. that's like an insult

mtinsideout · Apr 15, 2014

tsugsr said:
Getting asked if I need a spot is annoying, more so when the guy offering is wearing capris and doing full body swing curls in the squat rack.....

Saw a guy who looked like he might be getting ready to compete doing curls in the squat rack over the weekend. Granted they weren't full body swing curls but come on really bro? SMH

ion26 · Apr 15, 2014

tjbruno said:
tell'em to piss off. that's like an insult

Only an anti-social ******* would get mad like that. Quit thinking you're some kind of badass lol

tjbruno · Apr 15, 2014

ion26 said:
Only an anti-social ******* would get mad like that. Quit thinking you're some kind of badass lol

pffffffffffff

If I'm psyching myself up for a set the last thing I want is some random bothering me. I don't know, maybe I'm weird like that....

ion26 · Apr 15, 2014

tjbruno said:
pffffffffffff If I'm psyching myself up for a set the last thing I want is some random bothering me. I don't know, maybe I'm weird like that....

Seriously tho, you'd wouldn't go off on someone for that right? No reason to be mean to anyone at the gym.

Wrivest · Apr 15, 2014

ion26 said:
Seriously tho, you'd wouldn't go off on someone for that right? No reason to be mean to anyone at the gym.

I agree!! Most if the time people are rather respectful, or timid when they ask. Butttt...I have seen a few hardos who act like if they don't spot you, that you'll die and they just saved your life. Dat shîts annoying!!

Magdalena · Apr 15, 2014

ion26 said:
Seriously tho, you'd wouldn't go off on someone for that right? No reason to be mean to anyone at the gym.

I wouldn't go off, but if looks could kill, lol...
I have to agree with tjbruno...
When I'm psyching my self for my next set the last thing I need........................

Wrivest · Apr 15, 2014

Magdalena said:
I wouldn't go off, but if looks could kill, lol... I have to agree with tjbruno... When I'm psyching my self for my next set the last thing I need........................

if you gave me a mean, snotty look....I may just enjoy it! Live for a lil pain

tjbruno · Apr 15, 2014

ion26 said:
Seriously tho, you'd wouldn't go off on someone for that right? No reason to be mean to anyone at the gym.

If someone asks if I need help I'm throwing the weight, squaring up, and bustin heads

....cuz I'm a badass

Magdalena · Apr 15, 2014

tjbruno said:
If someone asks if I need help I'm throwing the weight, squaring up, and bustin heads ....cuz I'm a badass

Yeah!!! Lmao......

DangerDave · Apr 15, 2014

Magdalena said:
I wouldn't go off, but if looks could kill, lol... I have to agree with tjbruno... When I'm psyching my self for my next set the last thing I need........................

I'm not gunna be mean. I just nicely tell them to go eat a bag of 12" dildos and get fuked. If I want advice on not being big I will come ask them. But I'm not mean to anyone that's uncalled for....

throneof · Apr 15, 2014

I lift at a hardcore dungeon of a gym where everyone is pretty dang serious. It's great. There was one guy though that would shout, cuss, and talk to himself throughout his workout. He would yell, "I am the champion! I am the champion!" Maybe too many stims...

hardwork25 · Apr 15, 2014

There are "rules" in the gym just like in life. I think people should take the time to learn them before they go into these environments.

For example there are certain ways you act, dress, and treat a dinner at a mastro's steakhouse versus Fukin sizzler. It's the individual persons responsibility to learn these rules so they are socially acceptable just like the other's there that took the time to learn and follow them.

I'll give you another example:

I had this 20 year old blonde in my bed on the 2nd date. She farted quietly and then said "I just farted, don't judge me." I literally told her to get the fuk out.

It was appalling to me that she would think that would be ok.

Moral of the story:

Dont Fukin fart around me if you're a chick, and don't Fukin ask if I need a spot if you're a Capri wearing sissy monster doing biceps every workout.

Lol

Wrivest · Apr 15, 2014

^^ NAILED IT!!!! Funny as fûck!!

puccah8808 · Apr 15, 2014

hardwork25 said:
There are "rules" in the gym just like in life. I think people should take the time to learn them before they go into these environments.

For example there are certain ways you act, dress, and treat a dinner at a mastro's steakhouse versus Fukin sizzler. It's the individual persons responsibility to learn these rules so they are socially acceptable just like the other's there that took the time to learn and follow them.

I'll give you another example:

I had this 20 year old blonde in my bed on the 2nd date. She farted quietly and then said "I just farted, don't judge me." I literally told her to get the fuk out.

It was appalling to me that she would think that would be ok.

Moral of the story:

Dont Fukin fart around me if you're a chick, and don't Fukin ask if I need a spot if you're a Capri wearing sissy monster doing biceps every workout.

Lol

Lol, omg!

Haha, what about when the chick farts during sex. You know, when the air gets inside as you're thrusting?

Piston Honda · Apr 15, 2014

puccah8808 said:
Lol, omg! Haha, what about when the chick farts during sex. You know, when the air gets inside as you're thrusting?

A Vart? A Queef?

puccah8808 · Apr 15, 2014

Piston Honda said:
A Vart? A Queef?

Haha, yes!

fame126 · Apr 15, 2014

puccah8808 said:
Lol, omg! Haha, what about when the chick farts during sex. You know, when the air gets inside as you're thrusting?

no biggie to me, just means your puttin in work IMO

TKC432 · Apr 15, 2014

fame126 said:
no biggie to me, just means your puttin in work IMO

I concur .... when that happens its just a sign that I'm doin a good job hammerin it home

puccah8808 · Apr 15, 2014

TKC432 said:
I concur .... when that happens its just a sign that I'm doin a good job hammerin it home

And the girls get super embarrassed!

TKC432 · Apr 15, 2014

puccah8808 said:
And the girls get super embarrassed!

No need to get embarrassed and break the rhythm !

IrishSoldier · Apr 15, 2014

Queefs are pretty funny lol. You both look at eachother with funny faces for a few seconds. I have heard some really bad ones though.

Piston Honda · Apr 15, 2014

It's like stepping on a duck

hardwork25 · Apr 15, 2014

I fill er up. No air escapes.

Like stuffing a vacuum cleaner in a straw....

Think about it...

puccah8808 · Apr 15, 2014

Omg! You guys are so bad!!!!!!

JD261985 · Apr 16, 2014

threeFs said:
Rich folks problems...

Wrong lol...rich people know every loop hole in the book to pay as little as possible come tax time

JD261985 · Apr 16, 2014

tjbruno said:
pffffffffffff If I'm psyching myself up for a set the last thing I want is some random bothering me. I don't know, maybe I'm weird like that....

Think about this the next time you ask anyone for a spot. It takes about 30 seconds to spot someone. Also, don't say you've never asked anyone for a spot you know that's a god damn lie

JD261985 · Apr 16, 2014

DangerDave said:
I'm not gunna be mean. I just nicely tell them to go eat a bag of 12" dildos and get fuked. If I want advice on not being big I will come ask them. But I'm not mean to anyone that's uncalled for....

Ok we all know you don't actually say that. I don't care how tough you think you are because if you talked like that to people in real life someone would have cracked your ****ing skull wide open by now lol.

johnny411 · Apr 16, 2014

Ha yall are making me laugh!!

tjbruno · Apr 16, 2014

JD261985 said:
Think about this the next time you ask anyone for a spot. It takes about 30 seconds to spot someone. Also, don't say you've never asked anyone for a spot you know that's a god damn lie

you're a goof

McCrew530 · Apr 16, 2014

hardwork25 said:
There are "rules" in the gym just like in life. I think people should take the time to learn them before they go into these environments.

For example there are certain ways you act, dress, and treat a dinner at a mastro's steakhouse versus Fukin sizzler. It's the individual persons responsibility to learn these rules so they are socially acceptable just like the other's there that took the time to learn and follow them.

I'll give you another example:

I had this 20 year old blonde in my bed on the 2nd date. She farted quietly and then said "I just farted, don't judge me." I literally told her to get the fuk out.

It was appalling to me that she would think that would be ok.

Moral of the story:

Dont Fukin fart around me if you're a chick, and don't Fukin ask if I need a spot if you're a Capri wearing sissy monster doing biceps every workout.

Lol

You tossed a chick out of the bed because she let loose a little fart? I call BS!

McCrew530 · Apr 16, 2014

Sothere is this little guy that just started coming into my gym, maybe 5'3" and he has to be late 40's early 50's. He came in yesterday wearing a completely unbuttoned Yankees Jerzy aviators and a snap back Yankee cap spun to the side, I dont think much of it until he comes out of the locker room wairing the same outfit and does the most ridicules core work out I have ever seen making more noise than a cow giving birth (DBag move one).
Today he spends an hour ass naked in the locker room talking on his flip phone talking business like he is hot sh!t. I am interested to see what this self absorbed little guy is going to do tomorrow.

puccah8808 · Apr 16, 2014

McCrew530 said:
Sothere is this little guy that just started coming into my gym, maybe 5'3" and he has to be late 40's early 50's. He came in yesterday wearing a completely unbuttoned Yankees Jerzy aviators and a snap back Yankee cap spun to the side, I dont think much of it until he comes out of the locker room wairing the same outfit and does the most ridicules core work out I have ever seen making more noise than a cow giving birth (DBag move one).
Today he spends an hour ass naked in the locker room talking on his flip phone talking business like he is hot sh!t. I am interested to see what this self absorbed little guy is going to do tomorrow.

Ask him if he needs a spotter.

Wrivest · Apr 16, 2014

puccah8808 said:
Ask him if he needs a spotter.

haha....I see what u did there

McCrew530 · Apr 16, 2014

puccah8808 said:
Ask him if he needs a spotter.

LOL I dont want to give him the impression that I care about what he does

mountainman33 · Apr 16, 2014

McCrew530 said:
LOL I dont want to give him the impression that I care about what he does

Yeah, asking for trouble otherwise.

hardwork25 · Apr 16, 2014

McCrew530 said:
You tossed a chick out of the bed because she let loose a little fart? I call BS!

No not BS at all. We weren't Fukin yet. Lol. We we're watching a movie.

No need to bull$hit.... Lol

McCrew530 · Apr 16, 2014

hardwork25 said:
No not BS at all. We weren't Fukin yet. Lol. We we're watching a movie.

No need to bull$hit.... Lol

Dang you have way higher standards than I. Personally I would put up with just about anything if the girl is hot enough, farts puke and all.

nicksox15 · Apr 16, 2014

McCrew530 said:
Dang you have way higher standards than I. Personally I would put up with just about anything if the girl is hot enough, farts puke and all.

Some people pay good money for that kind of stuff, lol

McCrew530 · Apr 16, 2014

nicksox15 said:
Some people pay good money for that kind of stuff, lol

No-this-is-just-ectoplasm-from-the-ghost..jpg

puccah8808 · Apr 16, 2014

McCrew530 said:
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=99693"/>

It wasn't a ghost the other day....

Magdalena · Apr 16, 2014

McCrew530 said:
Dang you have way higher standards than I. Personally I would put up with just about anything if the girl is hot enough, farts puke and all.

Nothing wrong with high standards ......lol....
I only date beasts....
So if I was dating a guy n he lost gains without a medical reason? I'm done , lol....

IrishSoldier · Apr 16, 2014

Besides being loyal, I don't think I could ever turn down guaranteed ***** if they are a decent girl.. God I'm so lonely.

hardwork25 · Apr 16, 2014

IrishSoldier said:
Besides being loyal, I don't think I could ever turn down guaranteed ***** if they are a decent girl.. God I'm so lonely.

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