Seeing this obvious discord this caused, I took it upon myself to investigate in an attempt to find out just what went on here. It took time, discernment and a keen eye, but I was able to stumble on the right track and eventually found out how things went off course.
Insiders report that NutraPlanet, fueled by ever-increasing sales, recently had to augment its support staff and went on a hiring spree. Being a proponent of career growth, Sam afforded an opportunity to a new employee who identified himself during the interview process only as "Arnold". Ladies and gentlemen, this “Arnold”, or rather the man who identified himself such, was none other than ex-child-actor-turned-mall-security-guard Gary Wayne Coleman. Once ingrained into the NP staff, Coleman then unveiled his plan to attempt to scam potential customers out of their hard earned money by employing the "we ran out of inventory, how about some Disney dollars" scam.
The now-incarcerated Coleman was not available for comment. Likewise, fellow cast member Todd Bridges was unwilling to share his observations. Dana Plato, on the other hand, remains dead.
Some of the details may be somewhat off, but that is the story as I know it. I hope this helps resolve this debacle. I, for one, feel better.
