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Aproaching hotties at gym

or you could use the "hi...you like to workout???"
 
Squeaks4ver said:
This may need to become a new thread, but before I left myold “night club / gym” I had a guy actually pull my ear-buds out of my head tospeak to me. I thought it was some sortof emergency. Was it? NO! He told methat he has seen me off and on and wanted to get to know me better. I try not to be too much of a jerk to people,but I would not say that I am thewarmest person to strangers who nearly physically assault me lol. I ended up going on this 5 min rant about me,did not realize I was yelling, and I swore I saw the fear of God in hiseyes. But I was wrong! He then had the audacity to “invite me” (andhe said, I would like to invite you) into the posing room so I can tell him ifhe looked symmetrical! What the eff! Iended up telling him I would, and I would meet him in there when I was done withmy run. He jogged down the hall, andwhile he was in mid jog, he yelled out that he was going to sauna and oil up first … I finished my run, and went home. This guy reminded me of guy Ben Stiller played in the movie “Dodge Ball”.

The next day, I saw him again. I’ve never seen this guy before and now twodays in a row I am blessed with his company. He started yelling at me saying I was leadinghim on and that it was little girls like me that “turn women into slutty b*****s”and “I missed out”. I was actually savedfrom the situation by a professional wrestler who works(ed) out there from timeto time. I thought there was going to be a big old brawl. My hero cut the whole thing short by grabbingthe guy by the back of his neck, I mean he had inches of skin in his hand, andthrew him out of the back door for sexually harassing his daughter. He never came around again. :twak:

Anyway, that is my worst gym “pick up” story. And now I have a 12:00 Russian History classto teach. BYE!
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This is one of the best stories I've heard in a while.

I don't know why, but I picture a gym setting like the one in "Lights Out" (I wish that show was coming back), where it's kind of old school. If they had security cams, I'd love to see the footage of him grabbing the guy by the back of the neck.

But yeah, pulling someone's headphones out is a total dick move.
 
MidwestBeast said:
If they had security cams, I'd love to see the footage of him grabbing the guy by the back of the neck.

But yeah, pulling someone's headphones out is a total dick move.
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I would say that the gym was somewhere between a work out world type gym and some random guys basement. It started as a meat locker but when the original owner sold to his son, he ended up putting a new addition on to attract more social butterflies that would do as much as possible without sweating and having their eyeliner run.

It was awesome. When he pulled my buds out, I didn't even know he was there.. i was running my butt off and I thought the wire got caught. I guess he was trying to get my attention but I don't pay attention to anything at the gym, so unless the building is on fire, just keep walking lol.
 
Squeaks4ver said:
I would say that the gym was somewhere between a work out world type gym and some random guys basement. It started as a meat locker but when the original owner sold to his son, he ended up putting a new addition on to attract more social butterflies that would do as much as possible without sweating and having their eyeliner run.

It was awesome. When he pulled my buds out, I didn't even know he was there.. i was running my butt off and I thought the wire got caught. I guess he was trying to get my attention but I don't pay attention to anything at the gym, so unless the building is on fire, just keep walking lol.
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So you are saying next time it would be better for me to just slap the stop button on your treadmill instead? ;)
 
lol Easy thats a great idea!
 
EasyEJL said:
So you are saying next time it would be better for me to just slap the stop button on your treadmill instead? ;)
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I'd eat it. My balance has always been a bit off on treadmills, anyway. I guess it depends on how quickly the belt slows down, lol.
 
A lot of times I walk backwards because I wanna work on the hammies. You could easily do that to me I wouldnt notice, then hit the console, and probably fall on my face.

Then the hottie I patted on the choch comes to help me up, we talk, and she invites me over because she knows I like to party.
 
lol organicshadow..for that.. i think im going to now start walking backwards on the treadmill at least 30-45 minutes everyday to make my chances greater
 
ROFLMAO

ManBeast
 
Squeaks4ver said:
Masciaman, are you saying you want organicshadows to pat you on the choch (whatever that is lol) :salook:
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I think he meant to say cooch... dunno where that "h" came from.
 
But going south is where the fun is at!
 
OrganicShadow said:
A lot of times I walk backwards because I wanna work on the hammies. You could easily do that to me I wouldnt notice, then hit the console, and probably fall on my face.

Then the hottie I patted on the choch comes to help me up, we talk, and she invites me over because she knows I like to party.
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Walking forwards is hams, backwards is quads. just saying.
 
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