This is a quick one I pumped off at work just now. I might do a comedic one as well, if I have time.
A Quest for Perfection
Every Story has a beginning, middle and end. And just like the tale King Arthur’s epic search for the Holy Grail, you too are on a legendary quest. The quest for the perfect physique. The Holy Grail of fitness. This is the story of your journey;
Exposition (or the set up): You know what’s ahead. You’ve been there before and you know what it feels like. Being buried under a barbell that would crush your squash playing next door neighbor, wondering that when you get down for that first squat if you are going to be able to get back up. You dig deep and force you way back up, knowing you’ve coveted a small victory, but that celebration is quick squashed by the realization you have to do it nine more times.
You’ve fought this battle on numerous occasions, and you know to win this war, your going to need ammunition.
PRE WORKOUT
Drive/RPM: The original overdrive stack, designed synergistically for maximum output, energy and performance.
RPM is a two headed monster. Incredible amounts of energy combined with a fierce determination to obliterate the gym. Chocamine and a Xanthine complex, combined with Naringin, give you a steady rise of energy, lasting for hours with no jitters. If this wasn’t enough, a special Psarm complex increases aggression and strength so you not only have the ability to destroy the gym, but also the desire.
DRIVE is the embodiment of performance. Specially formulated with numerous ingredients that have been synergistically used since the early days of Chinese medicine to increase testosterone like effects resulting in higher strength, endurance, libido and (fittingly enough) drive. Added to this is the Forslean, the wonder ingredient that has taken the supplement world by storm. It regulates cAMP which causes you body to utilize fat as a fuel source, resulting in less fat, more muscle as well as an increase in natural testosterone.
The Plot: The body of your story is your workout. This is where all challenges are presented and met. The little battles, the obstacles and the interesting twists and turns. But you are not on your own. Just like King Arthur had Sir Gallahad and Lancealot, DRIVE and RPM are by your side through this battle. No matter what challenges are ahead, they are loyally there to tackle them.
The Climax: This is where everything comes together. The most important part of our story. Where the biggest step to completing your quest happens. The turning point. You’ve destroyed you’re body, left it in ruins and no it’s time to rebuild it.
POST WORKOUT
NEOVAR: Your post workout meal is the most important meal of your day. All that training means nothing if you don’t feed your body. Neovar’s nutrient partitioning effect from banaba and Gymnema Sylvestra will cause you to get everything out of those calories, specifically shuttling them into your muscles instead of your fat cells. Combined with a special blend of the most effective sport’s supplement ever: Creatine. The end result is you get bigger, stronger and leaner. What more could you want?
The Conclusion: The happy ending, where our story finishes and our heroes build there castles, marry their maidens and live happily ever after. It’s time to reap the benefits of all the hard work.
SLEEP
IGF-2: This Growth Hormone and Testosterone increasing formula has actually been helping you all day, but at night is when it really shines. Sleep is the unsung hero of bodybuilding. This is really when all cellular activity happens, where your body repairs and prepares itself for the next battle. IGF-2 ensures a good nights sleep, giving you time to make those repairs. And the increase in GH and testosterone set these actions in motion. Resulting in everything from increased lean mass and lyposis, to healthier skin and hair, as well as a general sense of well being. Warn your girl friend, though. She may not be fully prepared for the new more *ahem* vigorous you.
There you have it. The story of the perfect day on your quest for you own Holy Grail. But it doesn’t end there, because unlike Arthur, when you wake up, your story starts all over again. You live your life in an endless cycle of sequels, always moving closer, but never quite attaining perfection. But it’s the journey that makes it worth while, and Applied Nutriceuticals is with you every step of the way.