Anabolic memes

[GQdaLEGEND]

As long as she’s on top

i tried that line at gym when this random chick was squatting . didnt go well for me

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

 

[Hyde]

i tried that line at gym when this random chick was squatting . didnt go well for me

Booty Test is a visually-applied supplement only - do NOT attempt oral ingestion for any reason!!!

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

Booty Test is a visually-applied supplement only - do NOT attempt oral ingestion for any reason!!!

so used to taking transdermal products ..live and learn.

 

[Rocket3015]

All of the above !!

 

[Mikereyn513]

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It's so so true..I'm only on 250mg/ week and I'm looking at girls I wouldn't even consider before

 

[Mikereyn513]

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It's so so true..I'm only on 250mg/ week and I'm looking at girls I wouldn't even consider before

 

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Found some funny PreWO memes so I'm'a just spam em for you guys. I've gotten so much from this thread I felt it was time to give back (my apologies if any of these are repeats).

 

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I'm actually not really into the crazy pre's myself, but the memes above just cracked me up so I had to share them for those that can relate.

This last one is my favorite (prepare to be inspired!)

 

[Jeremyk1]

Oh my god. I don’t know why, preworkout memes always seem to get me. Maybe because I have a problem? I might have some saved to my phone, I’ll need to check later.

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

haha that thor one on point ..always say listen to elders lol

 

[Kronic]

I guess this is how they're dry scooping now

 

[gphagan1]

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I guess this is how they're dry scooping now

That’s the new true love…….
“Hey baby I don’t need no pre-workout, I just need your spit to charge me up and get me going.”

 

[Hyde]

DMAA that you used to be able to get over a decade ago was such a great tool in the box for the special workout. If you find it these days, it doesn’t seem to really feel the same, like whatever they’re cooking isn’t really the exact same as what was on the market back then.

But good old ephedrine, that is still and has always been ever faithful. Half a tab of Bronkaid Max is all I ever need to add that special “dig-deep” to an important session. I stopped bothering with flavor of the month exotic stims some years ago now. They always cost more than they give in terms of heart rate, sweating, nausea, etc, and never offer as pure of a euphoria and power that ephedrine will.

 

[gphagan1]

DMAA that you used to be able to get over a decade ago was such a great tool in the box for the special workout. If you find it these days, it doesn’t seem to really feel the same, like whatever they’re cooking isn’t really the exact same as what was on the market back then.

But good old ephedrine, that is still and has always been ever faithful. Half a tab of Bronkaid Max is all I ever need to add that special “dig-deep” to an important session. I stopped bothering with flavor of the month exotic stims some years ago now. They always cost more than they give in terms of heart rate, sweating, nausea, etc, and never offer as pure of a euphoria and power that ephedrine will.

Yep, I get Bronkaid Max at our CVS, and that’s my go to as well. Of course I was taking ephedrine in the 80s, so even though this old dog has tried some of the “new tricks”, I still return to old faithful.

 

[Mikereyn513]

DMAA that you used to be able to get over a decade ago was such a great tool in the box for the special workout. If you find it these days, it doesn’t seem to really feel the same, like whatever they’re cooking isn’t really the exact same as what was on the market back then.

But good old ephedrine, that is still and has always been ever faithful. Half a tab of Bronkaid Max is all I ever need to add that special “dig-deep” to an important session. I stopped bothering with flavor of the month exotic stims some years ago now. They always cost more than they give in terms of heart rate, sweating, nausea, etc, and never offer as pure of a euphoria and power that ephedrine will.

Yup..the original speed stack rtd from ABB that was in the drink machines at the gym and gnc was literally liquid crystal meth. After you drank one you could feel your hair grow

 

[gphagan1]

Yup..the original speed stack rtd from ABB that was in the drink machines at the gym and gnc was literally liquid crystal meth. After you drank one you could feel your hair grow

Did you ever try the original Ultimate Orange from the late 80s and 90s until it was banned?
It had ephedrine and a whole host of ingredients, and some secret sauce not listed as well. It was truly unreal, and yes addictive, but man it put you in Beast Mode like no other.

 

[Jeremyk1]

DMAA that you used to be able to get over a decade ago was such a great tool in the box for the special workout. If you find it these days, it doesn’t seem to really feel the same, like whatever they’re cooking isn’t really the exact same as what was on the market back then.

But good old ephedrine, that is still and has always been ever faithful. Half a tab of Bronkaid Max is all I ever need to add that special “dig-deep” to an important session. I stopped bothering with flavor of the month exotic stims some years ago now. They always cost more than they give in terms of heart rate, sweating, nausea, etc, and never offer as pure of a euphoria and power that ephedrine will.

I’ve heard this a lot about DMAA, but there’s also a lot of people that insist there’s no difference. I know that was a thing with jack3d back in the day, a lot of people thought the formula changed but USP said nothing was different. I do wonder if it’s either tolerance or nostalgia that’s coloring peoples memories. But I never used anything until maybe 2013 or something, so I don’t know much about the good ole days.

Also, I have yet to try ephedrine. Am I even a bodybuilder?

 

[Hyde]

I’ve heard this a lot about DMAA, but there’s also a lot of people that insist there’s no difference. I know that was a thing with jack3d back in the day, a lot of people thought the formula changed but USP said nothing was different. I do wonder if it’s either tolerance or nostalgia that’s coloring peoples memories. But I never used anything until maybe 2013 or something, so I don’t know much about the good ole days.

Also, I have yet to try ephedrine. Am I even a bodybuilder?

Ephedrine is the top shelf for stimulants, truly. Nothing blends performance increase & euphoria on such a practical & fundamental level. Go to your local pharmacy and ask for a box of Primatene, or Bronkaid Max. Best $20 you’ll ever blow on a preWO. Lasts forever with occasional use.

I never used Jacked. All the DMAA supps I used were random supp store blends with tigers and skulls on the holographic labels, and they all seemed to hit similarly, so it definitely seemed to be that generation of DMAA. My tolerance to stims is much lower now, so I do not believe the new stuff feels different because I am jaded or something. I can’t even push stims how I used to, being heavier and on more AAS with higher BP now, and just older. I took a 200mg tab of Walmart caffeine as my only stim preworkout today.

 

[Hyde]

Shoot I just derailed this thread, sorry gang!

 

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Shoot I just derailed this thread, sorry gang!

Nah it's still totally on topic, the lastest memes were about preworkouts.

This thread is pure entertainment for me, so the more bumps and posts it gets: the better!

 

[gphagan1]

I’ve heard this a lot about DMAA, but there’s also a lot of people that insist there’s no difference. I know that was a thing with jack3d back in the day, a lot of people thought the formula changed but USP said nothing was different. I do wonder if it’s either tolerance or nostalgia that’s coloring peoples memories. But I never used anything until maybe 2013 or something, so I don’t know much about the good ole days.

Also, I have yet to try ephedrine. Am I even a bodybuilder?

 

[Mikereyn513]

Did you ever try the original Ultimate Orange from the late 80s and 90s until it was banned?
It had ephedrine and a whole host of ingredients, and some secret sauce not listed as well. It was truly unreal, and yes addictive, but man it put you in Beast Mode like no other.

I never did unfortunately...I saw it on the shelves at gnc but i always passed it up for ripped fuel I know you remember that lol...I wish I would've tho man i miss being 18 drinking ephedrine drinks and taking andro 6 pills by eas

 

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I've never tried ephedrine

 

[Hyde]

I've never tried ephedrine

Most states have it still behind the counter I believe. Like I said, super affordable. They just limit your purchase to a box a month or something that will never effect me.

Good for heavy days, or days you just need that extra push to get in there. Or training when you have a sinus infection or some other congestion of course.

 

[gphagan1]

I've never tried ephedrine

Yeah, I’m sure there are a lot of guys now that haven’t. I only use it periodically, like Hyde said, when I may need that little extra boost. For me, it provides that same clean euphoric energy, like Hyde described, without any crash. Really I don’t use any other pre-workouts anymore.
Oh, and ephedrine is in the original ECA stack….Ephedrine, Caffeine, and Aspirin, which I still will use in a cut to help with fat loss, but I substitute Nattokinase for Aspirin. I actually prefer that to Clen, in a cut, at my age.

 

[Mikereyn513]

Yeah, I’m sure there are a lot of guys now that haven’t. I only use it periodically, like Hyde said, when I may need that little extra boost. For me, it provides that same clean euphoric energy, like Hyde described, without any crash. Really I don’t use any other pre-workouts anymore.
Oh, and ephedrine is in the original ECA stack….Ephedrine, Caffeine, and Aspirin, which I still will use in a cut to help with fat loss, but I substitute Nattokinase for Aspirin. I actually prefer that to Clen, in a cut, at my age.

Interesting I never heard of subbing natto for aspirin but yea that is THE stack for fat loss..I think it's better than clen personally

 

[gphagan1]

Interesting I never heard of subbing natto for aspirin but yea that is THE stack for fat loss..I think it's better than clen personally

Yeah, natto essentially serves the same function as the aspirin. It increases blood flow which is the main function of the aspirin, but natto actually helps better with lowering blood pressure, preventing blood clots, and is a lot easier on the gut. I actually had changed to the natto a couple of years ago when I had gotten an ulcer and found it was just as effective in the ECA stack, well I guess my version is ECN.

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

 

[Danksta710]

Yeah, natto essentially serves the same function as the aspirin. It increases blood flow which is the main function of the aspirin, but natto actually helps better with lowering blood pressure, preventing blood clots, and is a lot easier on the gut. I actually had changed to the natto a couple of years ago when I had gotten an ulcer and found it was just as effective in the ECA stack, well I guess my version is ECN.

Speaking of blood flow, do you notice any redness in your face with natto?

 

[gphagan1]

Speaking of blood flow, do you notice any redness in your face with natto?

No, never have….. that sounds like some type of flush. Kind of like Niacin flush?

 

[Hyde]

Speaking of blood flow, do you notice any redness in your face with natto?

You didn’t ask me, but no sir. I take 2,000fu (100mg) every morning on an empty stomach, for well over a year now.

 

[Renew1]

You didn’t ask me, but no sir. I take 2,000fu (100mg) every morning on an empty stomach, for well over a year now.

2,000 fu.
..... That's a lot of fu.

 

[Hyde]

2,000 fu.
..... That's a lot of fu.

Fibrinolytic units

Nattokinase is the only supplement I’ve ever seen labeled in that unit of measure, but that’s the relevant value

 

[Renew1]

Fibrinolytic units

Nattokinase is the only supplement I’ve ever seen labeled in that unit of measure, but that’s the relevant value

That's weird.

 

[gphagan1]

 

[Jeremyk1]

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I don’t get this one. Is there something else in the picture?

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

 

[Renew1]

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Nice one!

 

[Danksta710]

No, never have….. that sounds like some type of flush. Kind of like Niacin flush?

Figured it out. Been using dawn as a bodywash lol...there's a meme lol.

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

Figured it out. Been using dawn as a bodywash lol...there's a meme lol.

 

[Hyde]

But for real, this is very ideal for periodic use on cycle if getting very oily skin. I actually just ran out, which is good timing because I just went off blast

#themoreyouknow

 

[gphagan1]

Hyde’s right on the Dawn for a face wash. My 14 year old Grandson uses it as a face wash, and it works great for his raging hormone teenage acne.

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

 

[gphagan1]

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

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[Hyde]

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Hyde’s right on the Dawn for a face wash. My 14 year old Grandson uses it as a face wash, and it works great for his raging hormone teenage acne.

I use it for my shoulders & back!

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Classic Booty Test

 

[gphagan1]

I use it for my shoulders & back!



Classic Booty Test

Yeah, I thought about making her the next “Bootytest” release, but settled for needs a spotter. Really there was just so many avenues to take that picture down, hard to choose.