Alpha TESTs Earths Darkside (first cycle log)

Alpha1agreda said:
Normally I'm on my side but at a 45 degree angle leaning towards being on my stomach if that makes sense lol, but I have noticed if I roll over as soon as I'm on my back it gets worse
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I dont know 100% about it but sleeping on the back can cause things like apnea or sleep paralysis which sucks
 
Yeah but I've slept on my back plenty of times before I'm pretty sure it has to be the gear cuz my partner is getting the same
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Yeah but I've slept on my back plenty of times before I'm pretty sure it has to be the gear cuz my partner is getting the same
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If you can't eat enough to gain the weight you want there are multiple ways to address that, but they all come back to getting more calories. Or just let your body do what it wants and enjoy it lol
 
Hyde said:
If you can't eat enough to gain the weight you want there are multiple ways to address that, but they all come back to getting more calories. Or just let your body do what it wants and enjoy it lol
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Lol the eating isn't a problem , just frustrating eating every 2 hours and getting in 4600 cals and the weight doesn't move lol and my training partner is up 21 lbs so far -__- I can deal with it just b1tching lmao, when should I see it really kick in? And any suggestions with the breathing thing bro?
 
Dude how many calories were you eating when you were "fat" alpha? LOL
 
mmorso said:
Honestly maybe you need more cheat meals man... rev you metabolism.

How your sleep?
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I tried that this week but nothing, I was told its in my head lmao problem is im up 12-13 lbs but I'm also not as lean as when I started and the weight I'm at now is my "average" weight so not too sure. Sleep is solid except when j wake up with the drowning feeling
 
Alpha1agreda said:
I tried that this week but nothing, I was told its in my head lmao problem is im up 12-13 lbs but I'm also not as lean as when I started and the weight I'm at now is my "average" weight so not too sure. Sleep is solid except when j wake up with the drowning feeling
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In your head bro.. your eating sleeping and training right on gear.. we all saw your photos and you look fckin lean bro..

Your prob up 10lbs of LBM and have a lil extra water weight that's making ya feel less lean
 
I'm just gunna keep rolling with the punches I guess lol probably up my carbs some during middle of the week if I'm still waking up 203-204

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smith_69.. I was told by a member of this forum not to fck around with dbol because you started lactating really bad and had to walk around wearing those nipple patches new mothers gotta wear.. I was told to ask you all about it cause you had like this amazing story about lactation and whatnot... Idk man... what's the deal?
 
Alpha1agreda said:
I tried that this week but nothing, I was told its in my head lmao problem is im up 12-13 lbs but I'm also not as lean as when I started and the weight I'm at now is my "average" weight so not too sure. Sleep is solid except when j wake up with the drowning feeling
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Maybe try a decongestant.

Um, I'm not trying to freak you out or anything but, is your gear UGL or China or what? I've known a few people that got heavy metal poisoning from Chinese gear and developed pneumonitis. Which is exactly what your describing.... Heavy metals in their gear is more common than we'd all like. If you can bro, maybe get tested from your doc just to be sure.
 
mmorso said:
smith_69.. I was told by a member of this forum not to fck around with dbol because you started lactating really bad and had to walk around wearing those nipple patches new mothers gotta wear.. I was told to ask you all about it cause you had like this amazing story about lactation and whatnot... Idk man... what's the deal?
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Sorry smith_69.. if I embarrassed you it just seemed like a good tale of caution for all of us...

I heard you had to get a breast pump cause the pressure was so outrageous and painful that ya had to "pump and dump..."

I think it's a good example of the perils of AAS use, which even with the right precautions, can go really bad really quickly...
 
Brandinooooo said:
Maybe try a decongestant.

Um, I'm not trying to freak you out or anything but, is your gear UGL or China or what? I've known a few people that got heavy metal poisoning from Chinese gear and developed pneumonitis. Which is exactly what your describing.... Heavy metals in their gear is more common than we'd all like. If you can bro, maybe get tested from your doc just to be sure.
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Good stuff man I'll look into it, it should be good but I'll still look out for that
 
mmorso said:
smith_69.. I was told by a member of this forum not to fck around with dbol because you started lactating really bad and had to walk around wearing those nipple patches new mothers gotta wear.. I was told to ask you all about it cause you had like this amazing story about lactation and whatnot... Idk man... what's the deal?
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Dbol causing lactation??? More likely raising estro in combination with an androgen that raises prolactin, such as Tren or some orals like halodrol and Msten. I've never heard of just dbol causing lactation ever.

Alpha I don't have any advice on what it should feel like other than 440 isn't really a huge amount of test for a blast (especially E or C, as the long ester means less actual test compares to Prop) and there's a reason 500 is considered a beginner cycle - gains are mild and it's easy to manage sides. It shouldn't be explosive, so don't hold your breath for tons of weight gain (your body will respond how it wants after all). Only advice I have on the breathing is to sleep on your stomach (much better for controlling apnea, which is proven to always increase on blast due to thickening of neck size) and consider the doctor if things get worse.
 
mmorso said:
smith_69.. I was told by a member of this forum not to fck around with dbol because you started lactating really bad and had to walk around wearing those nipple patches new mothers gotta wear.. I was told to ask you all about it cause you had like this amazing story about lactation and whatnot... Idk man... what's the deal?
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that would be a "no deal Howie"

mmorso said:
Sorry smith_69.. if I embarrassed you it just seemed like a good tale of caution for all of us...

I heard you had to get a breast pump cause the pressure was so outrageous and painful that ya had to "pump and dump..."

I think it's a good example of the perils of AAS use, which even with the right precautions, can go really bad really quickly...
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im gonna teach someone about perils of story telling

Hyde said:
Dbol causing lactation???
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i see you got caught up in the spewing diarrhea here lol
 
mmorso said:
@<u><a href="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/member.php?u=240038" target="_blank">smith_69</a></u>.. I was told by a member of this forum not to fck around with dbol because you started lactating really bad and had to walk around wearing those nipple patches new mothers gotta wear.. I was told to ask you all about it cause you had like this amazing story about lactation and whatnot... Idk man... what's the deal?
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mmorso said:
Sorry @<u><a href="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/member.php?u=240038" target="_blank">smith_69</a></u>.. if I embarrassed you it just seemed like a good tale of caution for all of us...

I heard you had to get a breast pump cause the pressure was so outrageous and painful that ya had to "pump and dump..."

I think it's a good example of the perils of AAS use, which even with the right precautions, can go really bad really quickly...
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then hell ask if you
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Not real sure what douches have to do with anything i know your trying to be funny sadly yawn yawn.. Jokes a bit late
 
Hyde said:
Dbol causing lactation??? More likely raising estro in combination with an androgen that raises prolactin, such as Tren or some orals like halodrol and Msten. I've never heard of just dbol causing lactation ever.

Alpha I don't have any advice on what it should feel like other than 440 isn't really a huge amount of test for a blast (especially E or C, as the long ester means less actual test compares to Prop) and there's a reason 500 is considered a beginner cycle - gains are mild and it's easy to manage sides. It shouldn't be explosive, so don't hold your breath for tons of weight gain (your body will respond how it wants after all). Only advice I have on the breathing is to sleep on your stomach (much better for controlling apnea, which is proven to always increase on blast due to thickening of neck size) and consider the doctor if things get worse.
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The Dbol thing was just a joke lol
And ok the sleeping thing I'll deal with its all good just seeing if anyone here had recommendations how to alleviate it , I thought maybe it was more common you know. And ok so I'll up to 500 and just ride it out strength is still coming so that's a bonus, I have a bottle or Trest and dermatrest would you say throw em in ? And how so ?
unreal89 said:
Alpha i sent you a fr pm me i can help you with your drowning i had same thing on my cycle
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PMing you now thanks bro!
 
unreal89 said:
Not real sure what douches have to do with anything i know your trying to be funny sadly yawn yawn.. Jokes a bit late
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unreal89 said:
And your trolling me why i can understand you and mmorso but why me?
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I wouldn't use the Trest this first run with test - it's asking for a lot to go right with the the methylestradiol. Just enjoy and experience the test this first run is what I'd do. If you are bent on it run it with the winny for some dht competition at least thought for sure. Just my thoughts since you asked!
 
smith_69 said:
that would be a "no deal Howie"



im gonna teach someone about perils of story telling



i see you got caught up in the spewing diarrhea here lol
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Lol... just playing around bud. It is good to know that dbol won't make you lactate though. Alpha had me going on that
 
lol
 
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I step away for a day and this???

Who brought the rain cloud of negativity to this otherwise positive adventure?
 
Hyde said:
I wouldn't use the Trest this first run with test - it's asking for a lot to go right with the the methylestradiol. Just enjoy and experience the test this first run is what I'd do. If you are bent on it run it with the winny for some dht competition at least thought for sure. Just my thoughts since you asked!
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Yeah bro much appreciated your thoughts! Sometimes you just need to have a killer workout to realize the improvements you're making, and that's what just happened to me lmao
I'll hold off on the Trest right now and depending on how I'm looking at week 8(when I start the winny) I'll decide on throwing it in or holding it
 
Today's workout was fuccing amazing
Chest
Flat
135x10 135x10 225x5 315x1 warmups
345x1 365x1(forced rep partner kept it moving without applying too much force) 315x5 275x8 275x8 225x8 paused
Incline dumbbell
90x13 90x10 90x10 90x10
Dips bw
6 6 6
Cable flyes / push-up supersets
50x15/10 x3
Close grip press
185x8 185x8 185x6 135x13
Tricep push down
200x6 200x10 200x10
Overhead tricep extension cables
110x15 110x15 110x19
It wasn't crazy volume but keeping the weight heavy felt great and I haven't put 345 on the bar since I was fat alpha lol getting 315x5 after those first 2 heavy sets felt great too I got tired quick but enjoyed every part of the workout
 
smith_69 said:
silly me, thanks for the reminder
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I really did shock the sh!t out of myself today. Twice. The electric company didn't paint one of the electrical lines in the yard and I put in a metal fence. My luck really is bad enough that I put the last post right on top of one apparently. When I stretched out the fencing and touched that post, I got the shock of a lifetime. Invigorating....
 
Brandinooooo said:
I really did shock the sh!t out of myself today. Twice. The electric company didn't paint one of the electrical lines in the yard and I put in a metal fence. My luck really is bad enough that I put the last post right on top of one apparently. When I stretched out the fencing and touched that post, I got the shock of a lifetime. Invigorating....
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Yow! Lucky you didn't get hurt!
 
mmorso said:
Fck man that's some serious weight on benches.. those sets look like my deadlift "heavy days" lol
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Thank you brother ! Felt great to have it feel light
Brandinooooo said:
I really did shock the sh!t out of myself today. Twice. The electric company didn't paint one of the electrical lines in the yard and I put in a metal fence. My luck really is bad enough that I put the last post right on top of one apparently. When I stretched out the fencing and touched that post, I got the shock of a lifetime. Invigorating....
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Sorry to break the party up but to continue any further unrelated conversation I will first require some mirin of my strength gains lmao
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Lol I was feeling a hell of a lot better up until just now my girl said my "before" picture looks better then my current picture lmao
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she seeing the same pictures we are? Cause some hcg could help if its other types of pictures....lol your lookin leaner and bigger for sure dude
 
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