All Hail HYPERION!!! BOGO FREE Introductory Sale on this Amazing new product from Apex-Alchemy!!!

[xR1pp3Rx]

at a medium pace?

 

[Marne40]

There is basically no wrong way to use Hyperion.


inb4 jokes

Every time someone says “in before jokes” or something similar, it immediately shuts down my ability to form a quick, smarta$$ response. I’m hitting a wall here

 

[Marne40]

can i fuk it?

Ripper to the rescue!

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

Ripper to the rescue!

I'm here to halp !

 

[nostrum420]

Seriously though, you guys are gonna put it on the ol' coinpurse aren't ya?



Disclaimer: Apex Alchemy products are not intended for use on sensitive areas.

 

[Marne40]

Edited: makes more sense this way

 

[Renew1]

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^^ I don't know what the attachment Was, but I'm Probably very glad that I couldn't see it.


LOL

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAA LOL OH FEK thats funneh!

 

[negus215]

LOL thats hilarious.

Surprisingly this is my first ever purchase from Apex, very interested to see how this goes.

 

[poison]

Seriously though, you guys are gonna put it on the ol' coinpurse aren't ya?



Disclaimer: Apex Alchemy products are not intended for use on sensitive areas.

I applied some Helios to my chest and shoulders, and immediately after some Sustain Alpha to my thighs and lower abs. Some rubbed from my legs onto my junk. It was fairly frosty for my drive to work.

 

[JKVol]

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Never thought about using it on the sausage wallet. Interesting

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

Never thought about using it on the sausage wallet. Interesting

you might wanna keep some ice cream near by!

 

[Kronic]

is Hyperion named after the StarCraft battlecruiser ?

 

[Rad83]

For those of us that don’t pin, yet….

How would this suffice as an ‘on cycle base’

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

For those of us that don’t pin, yet….

How would this suffice as an ‘on cycle base’

this is not a test booster like that so its probably not going work in that fashion.

 

[Hyde]

For those of us that don’t pin, yet….

How would this suffice as an ‘on cycle base’

All of the SARMs and DHT-derivative orals, which is a lot of them, are going to squash down SHBG already. The other stuff in Hyperion is useful (antioxidants, DHEA, some AI to manage that DHEA conversion to estro), but adding stinging nettle extract to that scenario is probably a bad play ultimately. Lower SHBG is good, but non-existent SHBG is bad.

This would be better between cycles IMO, or on test cycles that don’t feature a DHT derivative.

 

[Rad83]

^^ ah gotcha, much thanks guys!

 

[Tunaking14]

Woo hoo!! Got me 4 bottles coming!!!!!!!!

 

[Tunaking14]

Woo hoo!! Got me 4 bottles coming!!!!!!!!

 

[Renew1]

^^ ah gotcha, much thanks guys!

I just wanted to point out to everyone that we do believe that Hyperion Does boost Test....
(I don't want people to get the wrong idea, here...)

 

[kjscatch]

If anyone has any idea on how to get a Testosterone Panel done without having to have a pre schedule meeting let me know. Clinic and Hospital won't allow me to just get it done and send me the results. Seems weird to me.

Also I can't open any personal messages as I can see I have one but when I got to check it it says I have zero.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

If anyone has any idea on how to get a Testosterone Panel done without having to have a pre schedule meeting let me know. Clinic and Hospital won't allow me to just get it done and send me the results. Seems weird to me.

Also I can't open any personal messages as I can see I have one but when I got to check it it says I have zero.

you can order home testing kits off amazon. they have both blood and or saliva tests. we even found a free test, test that was 80 bucks. the key is getting a test that shows free test levels.

 

[uforce]

If anyone has any idea on how to get a Testosterone Panel done without having to have a pre schedule meeting let me know. Clinic and Hospital won't allow me to just get it done and send me the results. Seems weird to me.

Also I can't open any personal messages as I can see I have one but when I got to check it it says I have zero.

i actually just saw a commercial for doing this from home. didn’t catch the name though.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

guys i forgot to tell you.. keep this one clear of your nose and eyes. it gonna sting!

 

[Marne40]

guys i forgot to tell you.. keep this one clear of your nose and eyes. it gonna sting!

Do we need another warning meme? Haha

 

[Renew1]

guys i forgot to tell you.. keep this one clear of your nose and eyes. it gonna sting!

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

literally just spit up my coffee............... thanx for that.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

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voted best meme of 2022

 

[Kronic]

guys i forgot to tell you.. keep this one clear of your nose and eyes. it gonna sting!

I hold my breath while using the old spray bottle

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

you no likey the taste ?

 

[Kronic]

you no likey the taste ?

arimahex marinade mmm

 

[KvanH]

If anyone has any idea on how to get a Testosterone Panel done without having to have a pre schedule meeting let me know. Clinic and Hospital won't allow me to just get it done and send me the results. Seems weird to me.

Also I can't open any personal messages as I can see I have one but when I got to check it it says I have zero.

Copy from another post:

"You can order a blood test from places like PrivateMDLabs online and their doctor will send the test orders you pay for to a lab you choose"

Could you use them?

 

[ELROCK]

Order is in!!!

How many servings of Triton will I get out of the new gel bottle when I take an equal dose of 1.5 ml of the dropper version? Just curious?

 

[Renew1]

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Order is in!!!

How many servings of Triton will I get out of the new gel bottle when I take an equal dose of 1.5 ml of the dropper version? Just curious?

Awesome!

33 1/3 servings at 1.5ml per serving.

 

[ELROCK]

Awesome!

33 1/3 servings at 1.5ml per serving.

Ok, so the active ingredient is the same per mL cool.

 

[Renew1]

Ok, so the active ingredient is the same per mL cool.

Yes, Nos wasn't able to increase the concentration of every product.
Wherever possible, he did.

You gotta love that guy!

 

[Renew1]

Time's running out to get your new Flav-oriite product on Introductory BOGO FREE Sale!!!
... Only 12 hours left!!!

 

[Marne40]

Crazy fast shipping! Just got notification that my order is already out for delivery. @nostrum420 with his Apex delivery planes.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

dont forget the army of drones !!

 

[spiderduncan]

My order from Friday morning just arrived. Not sure how it can cross the entire country over the weekend, but I do appreciate the quick shipping. Thanks Nos!

 

[JKVol]

My order from Friday morning just arrived. Not sure how it can cross the entire country over the weekend, but I do appreciate the quick shipping. Thanks Nos!

Nos bathed in a bathtub full of Triton.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

Nos bathed in a bathtub full of Triton.

i thought that was the best way to saturate one's purse?

 

[nostrum420]

i thought that was the best way to saturate one's purse?

Sounds more like soaking the starfish.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

Confucius says: " one who soaks starfish in Hyperion will learn a new meaning to the word pucker "

 

[Beau]

My order arrived yesterday.

May I assume that any body part with attributes that are generally good for TDs will work well as application sites fro Hyperion (excluding Jim and the twins)? Are any body areas more preferable application sites than others?

 

[nostrum420]

My order arrived yesterday.

May I assume that any body part with attributes that are generally good for TDs will work well as application sites fro Hyperion (excluding Jim and the twins)? Are any body areas more preferable application sites than others?

Shoulders and collarbone/upper chest. You have more of the enzymes that lean toward conversion to androgens in those tissues.

 

[Beau]

Shoulders and collarbone/upper chest. You have more of the enzymes that lean toward conversion to androgens in those tissues.

Thanks - I am on compounded TD TRT, and will try to seperate the applications.

 

[GQdaLEGEND]

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

I hope u like it as much as I do!!

 

[JKVol]

Question about stinging nettle… I know it can block DHT or inhibit it from from aggravating the prostate but will that effect utilizing DHT for workout purposes?

Also on day 4 of Hyperion… not a lot of feedback for the obvious reasons just yet but I will say I feel like I’m sleeping better and I’ve woke up the past 3 mornings with a jackhammer in my shorts. I’m on TRT at 125mg a week.