Thought this would be a funny thread idea! Confuss to things you've done, said, witnessed, or heard of that's would be embarrassing, FUNNY, bad a$$ or whatever the fuk you want!
Lol fuking auto correct"Confuse to things you've done" think you meant confess!
lmao
rtmilburn think you get the first vote- starting a new thread without proof reading
Nice!Most of the really funny things I've done involve breaking some type of law (typically either Conservation laws or weapons laws) that I probably won't be sharing here!
One story that typically gets told around this time of year by my "friends" involves me being handcuffed to a fence post by a CPO so he could attempt to catch my friends. I spent almost an hour, just standing there by the side of the road, handcuffed to a fence post.
Oh sht thats a long time without sleep. And I know I fuk up I hate auto correct "confessions" there we goFunny. Confusions. I got confused once after not sleeping for 2 weeks and 6 days. (Sleep deprivation experiment) Almost jumped off a garage roof 4 stories high.
Freaky.
No sleep or just minimal sleep? I thought 6 days without sleep and you go insane and no ones lasted more than 7 I thoughtFunny. Confusions. I got confused once after not sleeping for 2 weeks and 6 days. (Sleep deprivation experiment) Almost jumped off a garage roof 4 stories high.
Freaky.
I thought it an unofficial world record. Hospital for two weeks. Really good drugs. Apparently your body shuts down and prepares for death.Oh sht thats a long time without sleep. And I know I fuk up I hate auto correct "confessions" there we go
I lost it. Paranoia. At the 5th day it was impossible to sleep. Brain doesn't realize difference between awake and sleep and your subconscious bleeds into reality. Crazy sh1t.No sleep or just minimal sleep? I thought 6 days without sleep and you go insane and no ones lasted more than 7 I thought
Wow that is crazy!I thought it an unofficial world record. Hospital for two weeks. Really good drugs. Apparently your body shuts down and prepares for death.
Had little food and water. At one point my waking dream was so real I could see fire everywhere and smell brimstone and sulfur. Taste it.
Would not repeat. Lol.
I've gone 3, started random falling asleep for like 2 or 3 min. Gf at the time thought I was dying lolI lost it. Paranoia. At the 5th day it was impossible to sleep. Brain doesn't realize difference between awake and sleep and your subconscious bleeds into reality. Crazy sh1t.
Lol.I've gone 3, started random falling asleep for like 2 or 3 min. Gf at the time thought I was dying lol
Haha fuk! benzos and alcohol should never be mixed! I had a friend die due to the combo. I do have a similar experience I'll share it later about my ambien abuseAbout 5 or so years ago, I was taking xanax every night to help me stop drinking. Anyway, one could say that it was a "misguided effort" and my drinking never slowed down but actually increased a lil and I started partying with my xanax bars.
One morning I woke up and my wife had already gone to work. I went down stairs into the kitchen and on the counter was a piece of toast that was charred black and half eaten. I looked in the toaster and there was 2 slices of bread smashed together in a single slot, though they hadn't been toasted yet. I looked for the bread and found the loaf in the oven.
I actually thought this was my wife's doing and sent her a text message asking if she woke up hungry or something... she responded that she was running late to work that morning and didn't even have coffee... suddenly I was horrified.
I walked out of the kitchen, into the family room, and all the silverware was arranged on the floor in the middle of the room... weird sh1t
No one ever died around me with those but we snorted them one time and we're drinking 151 , woke up the next morning my boy was arrested and I had no clue where I wasHaha fuk! benzos and alcohol should never be mixed! I had a friend die due to the combo. I do have a similar experience I'll share it later about my ambien abuse
Lol I do think his death was a rare case but it doesn't change the fact that it is dangerous. But hell they are fun! For myself highschool was mehh. I was into football and didn't party too much. soon as a graduated I turned into a animal!!!!No one ever died around me with those but we snorted them one time and we're drinking 151 , woke up the next morning my boy was arrested and I had no clue where I was
High school was fun lmao
Share!Late...but up in here to learn more about my homies
Roll with it. Report back.I got matched with a tranny on Tinder the other day. So wrong lol.
Imagine how he feltI got matched with a tranny on Tinder the other day. So wrong lol.
NoooooooooRoll with it. Report back.
Dude. I had no idea until S/He told me. Damn thing was Post-Op. Needless to say I was seriously confused for a minute lol. Then laughed histerically.Imagine how he felt
At least you found out before.Nooooooooo
Dude. I had no idea until S/He told me. Damn thing was Post-Op. Needless to say I was seriously confused for a minute lol. Then laughed histerically.
It was a little to close to during/after for my comfort level/ego.At least you found out before.
Or did you?????
Nothing like reaching for vag and getting a handful of penis (can't take credit for this but I don't remember who said it first)At least you found out before.
Or did you?????
Does it still count as a penis if its not really a penis anymore? Not saying this is what happened, just curious now.Nothing like reaching for vag and getting a handful of penis (can't take credit for this but I don't remember who said it first)
I don't think it would. What about oral??Does it still count as a penis if its not really a penis anymore? Not saying this is what happened, just curious now.
As long as (it) has an (x) and a chromosome it counts as a penisI don't think it would. What about oral??
Lmfao. For some reason, I think FireTitan would have some interesting input on this...I don't think it would. What about oral??
Gotcha. Still a c0ck. Roger.As long as (it) has an (x) and a chromosome it counts as a penis
But what if you didn't know?As long as (it) has an (x) and a chromosome it counts as a penis
What you don't know doesn't hurt youBut what if you didn't know?
But what if you didn't know?
:damnit:What you don't know doesn't hurt you
Studhorse. It's just a saying. I wouldn't really know.Nothing like reaching for vag and getting a handful of penis (can't take credit for this but I don't remember who said it first)
Nasty. Another saying. Once you suck a di ck you will always be a di ck sucker.I don't think it would. What about oral??
Nasty again! lolBut what if you didn't know?
Does it count if my scout master made me?!?Nasty. Another saying. Once you suck a di ck you will always be a di ck sucker.
Sorry to hear that. But YES!!Does it count if my scout master made me?!?
I may have exaggerated the term made made meSorry to hear that. But YES!!