booneman77
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I'd like to pour YOU into a glass with ice![]()
my, that escalated quickly haha
I'd like to pour YOU into a glass with ice![]()
Everyone's enjoying their cafe protein and it looks like mine was turned away at the Canadian border. Any ideas what to do from here?
.Let's see who wins the elections first.
Then I'll dig my way under the wall!
Sent an email off to PES customer support.
I have had the vanilla twice.followed instructions as listed for adding hot water and stirring.... Doesn't work very well. Chunks stay on op and I mixed for a while. Then I did a second cup where I slowly added powder in while stirring.... Much better. But the caffeine is hitting me weird. This is the first select product I'm confused about...
What do you mean by weird ? Is it stronger than you thought?
And how does it taste?
Idk. Like I got a headache after both my am and midday shake.... Not sure. I do high stims so 100mg for me a absolutely nothing. I could take eca and go to sleep some nights.
Taste was kinda weird also, definitely doesn't taste like coffee... Not sure how to describe it.
I haven't made a hot one yet but I saw photos of them when they were made in the R&D phase and they were smooth when mixed enough.
I can't think of any logical reason why 100mg caffeine and whey protein would give you a headache though if you are used to taking both already?
The first cup I made I put a scoop in a cup, put it in the office Keurig machine with not coffee pod and used to to dispense hot water. Then stirred for a while. It was so clumpy. I was so disappointed. Second time I mixed it in as I stirred a d it wasn't that bad. Whatever the case it.
As far as the headaches we will see... I have four tubs to go through....I will keep you guys posted
Try avoiding dehydration with caffeineI am sure you all know this
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Try avoiding dehydration with caffeineI am sure you all know this
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You must be some type of retard...
God forbid I don't give a 10/10 rating. I have so much PES product on hand it isn't funny. Literally over 30 cumulative lbs of select alone, not including this coffee stuff idk what I'm going to do with. I've recommended PEs products to my trainees time and time again, all these girls are using the old alphamine lol. I can have an opinion that not 10 of 10 especially when I just bought 4 bottles and paid for shipping.
You must be some type of retard...
God forbid I don't give a 10/10 rating. I have so much PES product on hand it isn't funny. Literally over 30 cumulative lbs of select alone, not including this coffee stuff idk what I'm going to do with. I've recommended PEs products to my trainees time and time again, all these girls are using the old alphamine lol. I can have an opinion that not 10 of 10 especially when I just bought 4 bottles and paid for shipping.
You must be some type of retard...
God forbid I don't give a 10/10 rating. I have so much PES product on hand it isn't funny. Literally over 30 cumulative lbs of select alone, not including this coffee stuff idk what I'm going to do with. I've recommended PEs products to my trainees time and time again, all these girls are using the old alphamine lol. I can have an opinion that not 10 of 10 especially when I just bought 4 bottles and paid for shipping.
Meant to post this here.
No bias intended at all but I just cracked open iced mocha and literally about nutted myself with my first experience. Milk with ice and a scoop in a half. Mixed thoroughly and was in straight up heaven.
Honestly... My wife and I both could taste the coffee flavor in the Iced mocha. We felt it was a perfect ratio of coffee to other flavoring. However we both like our coffee drinks pretty spruced up though. Nailed it for us and it will for sure replace my wasted coffee pours every morning.
I have iced mocha falling marginally behind the other two flavours. Vanilla frappé and caramel macchiato are both tied in first place for me.![]()
Ok so I just tried Vanilla Frappe in the "Classic Iced" style. Pure deliciousness. It's exactly what I wanted from this product, so I got what I paid for, so I'm pleased. I'm looking forward to the other 2 flavours way more, so it's only up from here. 10/10, will buy again. Well done PES.
Vanilla frappe- after trying this initially just in some water to test the flavor, I went for an actual coffee type drink. Og flavor is basically just vanilla. While it smells like coffee, there was literally zero coffee flavor even slightly distinguishable. It's a great vanilla, but that's it.
My experiment was 6oz of coffee and a scoop of vanilla frappe. My hopes were that this would creat a sweet vanilla coffee drink like one would buy.
Mix- not good. I poured the coffee first, followed by half a scoop to start. This was after 10min of spoon mixing Invalid Link Removed as you can see, even with a low saturation there were a ton of chunks which was disappointing. The second half a scoop was even more clumped up. Definitely not the type of mix you want. My suggestion would not be to mix hot drinks and to instead shaker it in cold/warm and then heat it after. 4/10
Flavor- although the flavor solo is great, it was rather weak mixed in the coffee. I thought it would be a lot sweeter after my initial taste test but was again let down here. For someone who likes very sweet drinks (i.e. Most of the Starbucks specialty crowd) this type of mix will be a bit weak. If you like lightly sweet and more coffee tho this is a good plan. For me tho, 5/10 in coffee, 7/10 straight water flavor tho (mostly loses pts due to it not being as strong as the og select flavors)
Overall- 6/10 flavor is good solo, but has no coffee taste. If I want vanilla I will look elsewhere (og select is still better) due to the caffeine as well as the strength of the flavor. Not the worst, but there are better options for this type of vanilla flavor and especially coffee types.
Caramel macchiato- the smell of this is unbelievable. Smells like caramel magic with coffee undertones. Again here I was hoping for a caramel laden coffee flavor.
Mix- same as above. Not very good in hot liquids. In straight water (cold) it was much better but still slightly chunky even in a shaker. Definitely not on par with the original selects (tho they don't mix hot either so that was expected). 4/10
Flavor- not quite as sweet as the vanilla, but again almost zero coffee flavor. As before, the smell of coffee is there, and with macchiato in the name you would expect some, but at best there is maybe an aftertaste or undertone, but it is in no way prevalent. If you want to taste coffee this will be a total miss for you.
In straight water it's basically a solid caramel flavor; not overly sweet but sweet enough to enjoy. For me, I've had only a few caramel type flavors and this was about on par with the others. Nothing exceptional, but still good. As above, the caffeine and weakness overall (unable to add more than 10-12oz of water without making it diluted) are the big downsides to this. Mixed in coffee it was not nearly sweet enough to use as a sweetener, and even the caramel was pretty dull. In coffee 3/10; in water 6/10.
Overall- 4.5/10 smells like heaven, but simply doesn't deliver the sweetness or coffee flavors you expect per the name. Don't get me wrong, it's enjoyable in small amounts of liquid, but that's about the extent of it. For me, I like sweeter and stronger, and was hoping for some coffee taste which were all misses with this one.
After trying 2/3 of the flavors, I think that while they are decent in terms of general protein flavoring, they are a significant downgrade to the other PES Select flavors. They are weaker in strength (which some people may actually really like as many think the og's are too strong ha) and don't seem to mix as well. Add in the caffeine and they can only serve a select time of day and use. The other downside is that of the two I tried, they don't taste like coffee at all which makes them just a run of the mill vanilla and caramel. That to me is the biggest bummer as I had really hoped for a unique coffee blend flavor from these. I still have the mocha to try, but will have lower expectations now. Will update when I try it.
Ok...the scoop itself, is 1 serving the middle of the scoop where the line is or is it the full entire scoop? These scoops give me fits (ones where 1 serving looks to be in the middle) lol...and yeah I know I'm not the only one...just the bravest ha.
Good stuff though...Iced Mocha is fantastic. Did 2 scoops in 16oz water with ice cubes. Def. a great idea by PES
My review after few tries:
At first, as a coffee lover, I can’t see how this can replace my coffee, it won’t replace! Several days have passed and I have been consistently choosing coffee over select, and I only tried select café’ 4 times, only Iced Mocha so far with the 3 forms, however, the caffeine effect from it is great, it gives me a light and happy kick.
Iced Mocha flavor:
Shake and on ICE: 10/10.
Cool, I totally felt the coffee flavour, I loved it, I felt like I am drinking mocha treat, it literally tastes as Mocha with a coffee flavour. Shake and ice is the best form out of the 3. It was thick at first, so I waited for the ice to melt a little bit more so it can dilute it.
With hot water: 1/10
For me it was not pleasant at all to drink it like this, I boiled water (10oz~), and slowly poured it on 1 serving, stirred till I got smooth texture with no big clumps. But… The whole drink was micro clumped, I think the protein clumped together like cottage cheese, I don’t know how to describe it, and the flavour was very weak... I can’t say this form is a failure with Iced mocha because some people may find it fine (I doubt this), but I won’t drink it hot again.
Frappe style: 10/10
It is tasty, again for me this is a treat, I can’t see a morning that I will be choosing to drink this over coffee.
With all the forms I used only water, maybe with milk my experience would be better.
I am glad I only bought 2 tubsThis would be enough for a treat. Generally, I am a bit disappointed because I expected to drink hot Coffee protein shake daily.
I am hesitant to buy it again, but it is a protein with benefits after allBut I prefer the regular select for a serving
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After few more tries, It is giving me headaches, I guess EMPIREMIND was right ! I will stop for now drinking the cafe series or even give it to some one else.
I am well hydrated and each day I drank Cafe' select I felt tired and down in the evening, a sluggish feeling I didn't have at all before. I don't know why.
About the taste: Vanille frappe flavor had a small hint of coffee... Tasty but doesn't replace.
To be honest, PES... This was not worth it for me. I won't be jumping all over the advertising gimmicks next time.
Peace
Guess who finally picked up his order!
I tried vanilla frappe and caramel macchiato right away, both as frappes in skim milk.
My review would be both biased and skewed because I hate coffee, so this will be vague.
I do however like a good frappe from somewhere like Starbucks, so I wanted to try them as such.
I enjoyed both flavours this way, I think as a frappe Vanilla wins for me but I am stoked to get baking a coffee cake with caramel macchiato now that I've gauged the flavour.


Speaking of making something, I was kind of curious to see how they would turn out as ice cream since I love all three flavours as iced drinks.
Hoping the sun in England breaks through again so I can warrant trying it.![]()

Guess who finally picked up his order!
I tried vanilla frappe and caramel macchiato right away, both as frappes in skim milk.
My review would be both biased and skewed because I hate coffee, so this will be vague.
I do however like a good frappe from somewhere like Starbucks, so I wanted to try them as such.
I enjoyed both flavours this way, I think as a frappe Vanilla wins for me but I am stoked to get baking a coffee cake with caramel macchiato now that I've gauged the flavour.
Great news from me. Caramel is the last flavor left for me to try. I'm quite fond of vanilla frape right now.Caramel Macchiato is quite good. It's on the sweet side but understandable since it's supposed to be like that with caramel but the first taste of the caramel isn't very natural, almost chemical like. But after a few seconds you will kinda get it. I mix with water and milk at a ratio 50:50.
Smells 100% like coffee. Tastes 60% caramel, 40% coffee. Just like the actual caramel macchiato i guess.
So now that I've had a good chance to try all three flavors several times, I've concluded that I love all three. Iced mocha has a slight lead but honestly I could drink any of the three and be happy. And I do.I just need more!
So now that I've had a good chance to try all three flavors several times, I've concluded that I love all three. Iced mocha has a slight lead but honestly I could drink any of the three and be happy. And I do.I just need more!
Surprisingly, despite my lack of love for coffee, I also love all three.
However I rank iced mocha marginally behind vanilla frappé and caramel macchiato. I still love it but just not 'quite' as much. Most reviews have said iced mocha had the strongest coffee flavour so maybe that is why.![]()
That would probably explain it!
I think my favorite way to consume these is either to mix with water and then add ice, or to blend with ice and water and drink it almost like a smoothie!
The first option is more convenient and I resort to that when I'm in a rush, which is most of the time.