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Evomuse topicals

The_Old_Guy said:
I'd say bad Smolder - contact Midwest Beast. PHW *really* needs to swap out their entire batch of Smolder - it seems all their bottles are from the bad batch.
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I have emailed dsade,Several times about this,and I have not yet to receive any Smolder replacement..
 
Feel free to PM me with order numbers and issues, guys.
 
paul56778 said:
I have received my bottle of Eviscerate Smolder, was supposed to be burn free version, i have noticed it has a very strong menthol smell and makes my eyes water when applying it to abdominal area, it provides a nice cold sensation for about 10-20 minutes after application, i also had to shake it before use and find it has a lot of residue which looks like salt crystals, is this correct or have i got a dodgy container of product?
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So you ordered Eviscerate Burn Free, but got smolder instead? The description of your product sounds okay.. it is not smooth like lotion. I've used a billion bottles.
 
criticalbench said:
So you ordered Eviscerate Burn Free, but got smolder instead? The description of your product sounds okay.. it is not smooth like lotion. I've used a billion bottles.
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It gives a cool sensation when applied and has lots of little gritty like pieces in it when being applies, also has a brown coffee like colour to it.
 
criticalbench said:
So you ordered Eviscerate Burn Free, but got smolder instead? The description of your product sounds okay.. it is not smooth like lotion. I've used a billion bottles.
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Yeah, it's pretty much what I've experienced with each bottle.

paul56778 said:
It gives a cool sensation when applied and has lots of little gritty like pieces in it when being applies, also has a brown coffee like colour to it.
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The initial sensation is definitely a cooling at first (think icy hot) and then when you sweat is when you'll feel heat; otherwise you really won't feel anything. Color is pretty much what I've always had though it varies a bit from batch to batch (sometimes Matt will pack it with more actives lol).

Chefdeez said:
Message him on Facebook he will reply almost instantly.
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I took care of Beast73, but just for reference, please send all inquiries to [email protected] (trying to streamline things to ensure quickest responses; Matt gets bombarded on all platforms and using that e-mail will ensure that anything customer service related is not overlooked).
 
MidwestBeast said:
Yeah, it's pretty much what I've experienced with each bottle.



The initial sensation is definitely a cooling at first (think icy hot) and then when you sweat is when you'll feel heat; otherwise you really won't feel anything. Color is pretty much what I've always had though it varies a bit from batch to batch (sometimes Matt will pack it with more actives lol).



I took care of Beast73, but just for reference, please send all inquiries to [email protected] (trying to streamline things to ensure quickest responses; Matt gets bombarded on all platforms and using that e-mail will ensure that anything customer service related is not overlooked).
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Sorry only said to use fb since I couldn't get a response via email
 
Chefdeez said:
Sorry only said to use fb since I couldn't get a response via email
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No worries at all!

I'm just trying to get the word out now utilizing the sales e-mail to keep everything in one place.

One of the best things about Matt is that he is so accessible; but that also presents a problem because he's talking to people on so many platforms that it's hard to keep track of where a customer service issue was supposed to be resolved.

By all means, don't feel like you can't reach out to him on fb, here, or anywhere else! But moving forward, if you'll send any CS issues to that store e-mail, we'll make sure we get you fixed up as quickly as possible :)
 
criticalbench said:
My body rebounds horribly with visceral fat. Tren destroys my visceral fat, but I rebound so damn hard that without abliterate, I pack up the beer gut quick lol..

Def worth a shot bro if you have any stomach distension at all. I no ur into hormonals like myself..

Brite, id look in to. Im sure you are aware of the fat burning effects of gh. Brite is a non-stim fat burner that helps prevent fat gain and fat loss when bulking very similar to a low dose of gh. You just dont get all the other effects of gh.. but you are talking $30 a month v.s $120.

BRITE is very comparable to 2iu GH strictly for fat burning/preventing fat gain only though.

I am not an evomuse rep lol... but Brite is actually really legit to prevent fat gain and fat loss. It is one of the only supplements i actually pay for.
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Always wanted to try brite. I had orignally ordered it on the pre order but got impatient and switched my order to myoelite. You guys know of anywhere they sell brite right now? All out of stock....
 
EMPIREMIND said:
Always wanted to try brite. I had orignally ordered it on the pre order but got impatient and switched my order to myoelite. You guys know of anywhere they sell brite right now? All out of stock....
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Been waiting on it myself. Haven't tried either
 
ma70 said:
That stuff gets sold out instantly. In fact, I'm waiting to buy 3 bottles again quite soon.
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Same here. And I already have 7 left of 9 total. Excellent would be a vast understatement of how effective it's been so far.
 
Currently trying to trim the fat on the lower stomach area. So picked up a bottle of both. Currently putting the Abliderate on before going to sleep. I do my cardio at 6 am at work before I start. Take a shower and then I'm applying Eviscerate at 7 am. The stuff at first doesn't heat up but 15 minutes later it gives you a reminder its there. Its a not hot hot. Comparable to a Niacin flush, but really not even that strong. My workout is at noon. Once you start sweating the stuff heats up again. Nothing unbearable again. This was only day one of these two so we will see how it goes.
 
huskies2710 said:
Currently trying to trim the fat on the lower stomach area. So picked up a bottle of both. Currently putting the Abliderate on before going to sleep. I do my cardio at 6 am at work before I start. Take a shower and then I'm applying Eviscerate at 7 am. The stuff at first doesn't heat up but 15 minutes later it gives you a reminder its there. Its a not hot hot. Comparable to a Niacin flush, but really not even that strong. My workout is at noon. Once you start sweating the stuff heats up again. Nothing unbearable again. This was only day one of these two so we will see how it goes.
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Keep us updated.

I have a love/hate relationship with the feeling of Eviscerate lol. Just depends on the day :)
 
MidwestBeast said:
Keep us updated.

I have a love/hate relationship with the feeling of Eviscerate lol. Just depends on the day :)
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Be warned if you really get a sweaty workout in, on top of that you do a heavy abs workout. Lots of bending, crunching and activating those muscles. The ride in your car afterwards will give an even more intense burn. When your walking around and moving you don't notice it. Sitting still in the car or currently at my work desk you really feel it. But again still a good burn.
 
huskies2710 said:
Be warned if you really get a sweaty workout in, on top of that you do a heavy abs workout. Lots of bending, crunching and activating those muscles. The ride in your car afterwards will give an even more intense burn. When your walking around and moving you don't notice it. Sitting still in the car or currently at my work desk you really feel it. But again still a good burn.
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lol yep!

Been there done that.

I like it when I'm playing basketball. I'll wear a sleeveless compression t with that on underneath and it's warm, but it's not until I lose a game and have to sit or like you mentioned, when I'm changing afterward when I really feel it (and see how red I am in the mirror lol).


btw -- you at NIU now? alum?

I have friends who went there and I graduated from WIU years back.
 
MidwestBeast said:
lol yep!

Been there done that.

I like it when I'm playing basketball. I'll wear a sleeveless compression t with that on underneath and it's warm, but it's not until I lose a game and have to sit or like you mentioned, when I'm changing afterward when I really feel it (and see how red I am in the mirror lol).


btw -- you at NIU now? alum?

I have friends who went there and I graduated from WIU years back.
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Alum, played football there through 07-09.
 
Oh yea, the burn in the car is real (eviscerate). I put way too much on the first couple times and learned my lesson right quick. There's definitely a sweet spot for how much to apply.
 
Anybody got any idea of when the shop will have eviscerate again?

I started up again yesterday and only have a half bottle. Love the burn tho!
 
EMPIREMIND said:
Anybody got any idea of when the shop will have eviscerate again?

I started up again yesterday and only have a half bottle. Love the burn tho!
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Not sure on the shopify side.

We have Smolder at lockout:

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And I know several other retailers and sponsors do, too. Not sure if you were looking to get your hands on the + or one of the others.
 
MidwestBeast said:
Not sure on the shopify side.

We have Smolder at lockout:

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And I know several other retailers and sponsors do, too. Not sure if you were looking to get your hands on the + or one of the others.
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I was tryna give you guys my order lol
 
EMPIREMIND said:
I was tryna give you guys my order lol
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Haha well we obviously appreciate it wherever it goes since it's still EvoMuse product.

We're not trying to cut out retailers at all; just some things are only able to be done wholesale/in-house at least at this point due to cost.

:)
 
Just started Smolder...1st time using a topical. I like it so far, the heat is just right for me. Not sure I'd tolerate the + burn...
 
is there any way to get the strongest version of eviscerate, i tried the burn free formula but want something a step up.
 
paul56778 said:
is there any way to get the strongest version of eviscerate, i tried the burn free formula but want something a step up.
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Matt will load Eviscerate + back on the EvoMuse shopify store page as soon as he makes another batch (not sure when that will be).
 
Still have yet to use the Eviscerate +. I may not be man enough :)
 
Whats the best deal on eviscerate right now? Where can I get it the cheapest?


Also, stupid question but I noticed that eviscerate has stimulants in it. Do topical stimulants actually stimulate the CNS the same as if you take them orally? I am watching my caffeine intake, thats why I ask
 
Hockeyaus33 said:
Whats the best deal on eviscerate right now? Where can I get it the cheapest?


Also, stupid question but I noticed that eviscerate has stimulants in it. Do topical stimulants actually stimulate the CNS the same as if you take them orally? I am watching my caffeine intake, thats why I ask
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Smolder is what I'm currently using.

As for the contents -- I personally feel zero stimulation from it. Some say they can; I suppose it's personal. But I'll apply right before bed with no problems at all.
 
Hockeyaus33 said:
Whats the best deal on eviscerate right now? Where can I get it the cheapest?


Also, stupid question but I noticed that eviscerate has stimulants in it. Do topical stimulants actually stimulate the CNS the same as if you take them orally? I am watching my caffeine intake, thats why I ask
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I used it on a stim break and have recovered fine, it did not interfere in resetting my tolerance to caffeine.
 
Hockeyaus33 said:
Whats the best deal on eviscerate right now? Where can I get it the cheapest?


Also, stupid question but I noticed that eviscerate has stimulants in it. Do topical stimulants actually stimulate the CNS the same as if you take them orally? I am watching my caffeine intake, thats why I ask
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I've only been using Smolder for a few days but I've had no issues with the stimulants. I also apply mine in the evening and no trouble sleeping.
 
Hockeyaus33 said:
Also, stupid question but I noticed that eviscerate has stimulants in it. Do topical stimulants actually stimulate the CNS the same as if you take them orally? I am watching my caffeine intake, thats why I ask
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EvoMuse sells these as transdermals, not topicals, so no. You should notice no CNS stimulation.
 
dontsweatme said:
I've only been using Smolder for a few days but I've had no issues with the stimulants. I also apply mine in the evening and no trouble sleeping.
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I have used it pre bed but notice if i get warm and sweat the burning sensation can make it slightly harder to nod back off.
 
Yeah so im just really confused. I want to buy an evomuse product to try. Im on a cut right now and id say in about 12% bf. I want to get down to sub 10% in the next 4 weeks. Evomuse confuses me with the different dosing protocols. Can someone just tell me exactly what to get and how much/when to take it?

I work the 3-11 p.m. shift so I workout everyday around 12 p.m. - 2 p.m. and I wake up at 9 a.m. everyday and eat breakfast right when I wake up. I go to bed at 12:30 a.mm every night
 
Hockeyaus33 said:
Yeah so im just really confused. I want to buy an evomuse product to try. Im on a cut right now and id say in about 12% bf. I want to get down to sub 10% in the next 4 weeks. Evomuse confuses me with the different dosing protocols. Can someone just tell me exactly what to get and how much/when to take it?

I work the 3-11 p.m. shift so I workout everyday around 12 p.m. - 2 p.m. and I wake up at 9 a.m. everyday and eat breakfast right when I wake up. I go to bed at 12:30 a.mm every night
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I'm using Smolder right now and I'm right around 10% bf. I dose it at night after my shower and usually train the next day's around the same time you do. I'd recommend you dose it before sleep. I haven't had any issues heating up during my sleep but I have started to sleep in a shirt just to keep it from transferring to my bedding. I'll still get plenty of burn the next afternoon when I start to sweat hard, let's call it 15 mins into my session. Smolder is the only EvoMuse product I've tried so far and it's only been a few days so take my feedback based on my limited experience with this product. I think the Smolder heat level/burn is perfect for my tolerance. I doubt I would be comfortable with anything hotter but that's going to be a personal preference discovered through trial.
 
dontsweatme said:
I'm using Smolder right now and I'm right around 10% bf. I dose it at night after my shower and usually train the next day's around the same time you do. I'd recommend you dose it before sleep. I haven't had any issues heating up during my sleep but I have started to sleep in a shirt just to keep it from transferring to my bedding. I'll still get plenty of burn the next afternoon when I start to sweat hard, let's call it 15 mins into my session. Smolder is the only EvoMuse product I've tried so far and it's only been a few days so take my feedback based on my limited experience with this product. I think the Smolder heat level/burn is perfect for my tolerance. I doubt I would be comfortable with anything hotter but that's going to be a personal preference discovered through trial.
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You can handle straight Eviscerate IMO - I was the same - worried about "too hot" so I went with Smolder. dsade sent me a bottle of Eviscerate during a customer service issue (I was a happy customer in the end, he done good by me) and to me, it isn't *that* much hotter than Smolder IMO.

As far as when to apply: Unless Topical/Transdermal (what are we calling it to keep lawyers happy these days?) Yohimbine acts differently than Systemic - It hits peak concentration in 30-45 minutes, stays active for about 2 hours, then fades. So I apply pre-fasted cardio and let it "soak in" for about 45 minutes.
 
The_Old_Guy said:
As far as when to apply: Unless Topical/Transdermal (what are we calling it to keep lawyers happy these days?) Yohimbine acts differently than Systemic - It hits peak concentration in 30-45 minutes, stays active for about 2 hours, then fades. So I apply pre-fasted cardio and let it "soak in" for about 45 minutes.
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Haha...well, topical assumes it will effect your body systemically no matter where applied, and transdermal means only the local area will be effected.
 
The_Old_Guy said:
You can handle straight Eviscerate IMO - I was the same - worried about "too hot" so I went with Smolder. dsade sent me a bottle of Eviscerate during a customer service issue (I was a happy customer in the end, he done good by me) and to me, it isn't *that* much hotter than Smolder IMO.

As far as when to apply: Unless Topical/Transdermal (what are we calling it to keep lawyers happy these days?) Yohimbine acts differently than Systemic - It hits peak concentration in 30-45 minutes, stays active for about 2 hours, then fades. So I apply pre-fasted cardio and let it "soak in" for about 45 minutes.
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Good to know, I might get brave down the road and give it a try. Can I expect better results from the original vs. Smolder?

I will have to give the different dosing you're recommending a try as well and see if I like it pre better.
 
Eh, honestly, I used Eviscerate+ (aka super Eviscerate) and didn't really mind it at all, even during workouts/cardio. Maybe I'm a robot?
 
dontsweatme said:
I've only been using Smolder for a few days but I've had no issues with the stimulants. I also apply mine in the evening and no trouble sleeping.
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MidwestBeast said:
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Smolder is what I'm currently using.

As for the contents -- I personally feel zero stimulation from it. Some say they can; I suppose it's personal. But I'll apply right before bed with no problems at all.
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How? If I apply it before bed I wake up and my stomach is on fire like someone unleashed the wrath of El Diablo on my stomach. Even with smolder. I couldn't imagine E+ at night I'd be miserable lol
 
Woody said:
How? If I apply it before bed I wake up and my stomach is on fire like someone unleashed the wrath of El Diablo on my stomach. Even with smolder. I couldn't imagine E+ at night I'd be miserable lol
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Upon application after my shower it burns slightly and I think that's just because my pores are open from the shower. It settles down within 10 - 15 mins and I haven't had any burn during the night.

The next afternoon when I train however is a different story! I'm with you, not sure I'm brave enough for the plus...
 
dontsweatme said:
Upon application after my shower it burns slightly and I think that's just because my pores are open from the shower. It settles down within 10 - 15 mins and I haven't had any burn during the night.

The next afternoon when I train however is a different story! I'm with you, not sure I'm brave enough for the plus...
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This is me exactly.

Now if you get a got night when you sweat, yeah it can warm up.

The bad thing is usually I sleep in nothing and a few times my junk has ended up against my lower abs and waking up to that transfer is unpleasant...lol
 
MidwestBeast said:
This is me exactly.

Now if you get a got night when you sweat, yeah it can warm up.

The bad thing is usually I sleep in nothing and a few times my junk has ended up against my lower abs and waking up to that transfer is unpleasant...lol
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Yeah it has been strange transitioning to sleeping with something on but I figure it's a proper sacrifice vs. the inevitable transfer of Eviscerate to my junk...which is the last thing I want smoldering...
 
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