Dave's Newest bulk into cut for show. AAS, SLIN and GH

mountainman33 said:
Gonna get him lifting soon?
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Maybe he's skinny and tall as hell for 10yo. He is EXTREMELY smart and is good with technical stuff. He doesn't like football or sports really. So I just support him in what he likes. Kids a total brainiac tho and will probably be making more than me and his mom lol. He actually got really good at chess. I'm decent and am mentally capable of thinking 3 moves ahead but he can whoop my azz now lol.
 
DangerDave said:
So I did the math and layed out the time in my head for the next few months and my goals. Since I want to compete in October I decided to hop on cycle now. I wanted to wait another week and milk my cruise gains but it will cut me short and bleed into my prep. I want to do a serious 16 week cut into my show and bring my best to stage. Sooooo.... <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=113465"/>
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What's the date of your show? Mines oct 25. Gonna be ramping up doses in a week or two personally.
 
DangerDave said:
Maybe he's skinny and tall as hell for 10yo. He is EXTREMELY smart and is good with technical stuff. He doesn't like football or sports really. So I just support him in what he likes. Kids a total brainiac tho and will probably be making more than me and his mom lol. He actually got really good at chess. I'm decent and am mentally capable of thinking 3 moves ahead but he can whoop my azz now lol.
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Eh, that's how I was. Taller than everyone til about that age, hated sports, very intellectual. My mom always said it was because she read to me every day practically from birth lol. I didn't get into lifting until I was 18 or so and was putting on that freshman 15.... here we are, 6 years & a quarter of my life later.
 
Yep totally just lost my **** on some old guy in the locker room. He talked to me the other day when I was lifting and kind of gave me the creeps like he's a closet homo. So today I hit back and was in the locker room after gunna shower and stuff. I'm standing there naked wrapping a towel around me. This same FUKIN guy walks in, is like "hey dave! Runs over and try's to shake my hand". I lost it "get the fuk away! Im butt naked and you want to touch me you old f@ggot?" He was like Uuuuhhhh.... I was just trying to say hi. I told him wrong time and place and to get lost. Aaahhh I'm pissed. Fuk that old saggy balled, closet homo, crayon eating, pillow biting, sperm bucket! I hate old people sometimes. No fuking boundaries or decency.
 
First story I've ever heard that involved an old guy in the locker room where HE wasn't the naked one. The old guys at my gym treat our locker room like a god damn SR citizen nude beach with no sand
 
Danb2285 said:
First story I've ever heard that involved an old guy in the locker room where HE wasn't the naked one. The old guys at my gym treat our locker room like a god damn SR citizen nude beach with no sand
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Same. I'm completely comfortable with my sexuality. I have a few buddies who are gay and I'm no homophob But there is a line. When that line is crossed I will hit a mother fuker and say it was sexual assault. That old ****er got in the shower next to mine. I got dressed and left quick before I punched his geriatric azz
 
hardwork25 said:
Hahah I had an old guy come up to me as I finished deadlifting and asked if I was finished. He proceeded to strip one side of the bar, and then said "I don't need the rack i just wanna help out a big strong guy like you since you were going so beast mode." Im like ummmm ok kinda weird but whatever. Then he started complimenting me on how big I was and asked if I was an athlete etc. I literally said less than 10 words to the guy, but he kept trying to talk to me. Told me his favorite football team, how much he squats, and gave me part of his life story. suuuuper fukin creepy.
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THAT WAS THIS GUY A FEW DAYS AGO!!! It was leg day and he complimented me on my "thighs" and asked a few questions and told me I was massive and other weird ****. My girl came up and did her set and he paid her no attention.. That's when I knew he was prolly a homo. Every dude in the gym stares at her squatting. Soooo fuking creepy man. I could feel him watching while I lifted but I didn't pay much attention or gave it much thought. People stare it's normal but after the locker room incident now I hate that liver spotted fuk.

He even asked if I used steroids or other bodybuilders do. I told him to assume that I do is discrediting to my hard work and time invested. I told him to look around the gym and point out one other person who is out working me.. Nobody so it's assumed I'm on steroids?

That's my politician answer lol. Never say yes or no but turn it back at them hahaha
 
DangerDave said:
THAT WAS THIS GUY A FEW DAYS AGO!!! It was leg day and he complimented me on my "thighs" and asked a few questions and told me I was massive and other weird ****. My girl came up and did her set and he paid her no attention.. That's when I knew he was prolly a homo. Every dude in the gym stares at her squatting. Soooo fuking creepy man. I could feel him watching while I lifted but I didn't pay much attention or gave it much thought. People stare it's normal but after the locker room incident now I hate that liver spotted fuk. He even asked if I used steroids or other bodybuilders do. I told him to assume that I do is discrediting to my hard work and time invested. I told him to look around the gym and point out one other person who is out working me.. Nobody so it's assumed I'm on steroids? That's my politician answer lol. Never say yes or no but turn it back at them hahaha
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LOL I had a friend ask me. I said 230 with some form of abs poking through. You can assume what you want.
 
So had a girl come back from bootcamp after she graduated. She was watching my buddies house while he was out. Well some ****in tard decides to break in the house. She was in a back room and he was in the kitchen. She walked into the bedroom and grabbed a .38 revolver and walked all casually into the kitchen. The guy looked up and she had a gun in his face. She was like "wtf are you doing?" He instantly started crying and sobbing. He asked "is that a real gun?" She cocked the hammer and said "yep, I'm gunna shoot your d'ck off" HERES THE BEST PART! This sh*t hook FUKIN pissed his pants in front of her and started sobbing harder!!! She called him a delinquent (he then asked what that was lol) and said if she ever sees him again she will kill him. This fuker turned around and smashed his face on the door frame running away.

I love stupid people
 
DangerDave said:
So had a girl come back from bootcamp after she graduated. She was watching my buddies house while he was out. Well some ****in tard decides to break in the house. She was in a back room and he was in the kitchen. She walked into the bedroom and grabbed a .38 revolver and walked all casually into the kitchen. The guy looked up and she had a gun in his face. She was like "wtf are you doing?" He instantly started crying and sobbing. He asked "is that a real gun?" She cocked the hammer and said "yep, I'm gunna shoot your d'ck off" HERES THE BEST PART! This sh*t hook FUKIN pissed his pants in front of her and started sobbing harder!!! She called him a delinquent (he then asked what that was lol) and said if she ever sees him again she will kill him. This fuker turned around and smashed his face on the door frame running away. I love stupid people
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this is how all dumb shiits should learn their lesson. From a girl. With a gun. And immortally embarrassed. The only thing I'd add is it should be filmed and put on YouTube.
 
DangerDave said:
So had a girl come back from bootcamp after she graduated. She was watching my buddies house while he was out. Well some ****in tard decides to break in the house. She was in a back room and he was in the kitchen. She walked into the bedroom and grabbed a .38 revolver and walked all casually into the kitchen. The guy looked up and she had a gun in his face. She was like "wtf are you doing?" He instantly started crying and sobbing. He asked "is that a real gun?" She cocked the hammer and said "yep, I'm gunna shoot your d'ck off" HERES THE BEST PART! This sh*t hook FUKIN pissed his pants in front of her and started sobbing harder!!! She called him a delinquent (he then asked what that was lol) and said if she ever sees him again she will kill him. This fuker turned around and smashed his face on the door frame running away. I love stupid people
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She's a f ucking marine!!! Locked, cocked and ready to rock baby.
 
That's awesome.....hope that pissant learns his lesson and cleans his **** up. She might have just saved him from prison someday, or the person at home with a revolver next time that won't show pity.
 
Hyde said:
That's awesome.....hope that pissant learns his lesson and cleans his **** up. She might have just saved him from prison someday, or the person at home with a revolver next time that won't show pity.
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I would have put 2 in the chest and 1 in the head. Ro shambo mutha fuker!! Dead men can't tell tales. This state isnt a castle law state. It's a flee state but screw that. I would shoot him, tell them he went for the knife block and so I shot that dumb azz. I got a few cop buddies that I would call and they would hook it up lol. Fuk that. I got a girl and kid in my house that I gotta protect. Some poor sap breaks in my house sorry I'm hitting him with 00 buckshot in the face
 
DangerDave said:
I would have put 2 in the chest and 1 in the head. Ro shambo mutha fuker!! Dead men can't tell tales. This state isnt a castle law state. It's a flee state but screw that. I would shoot him, tell them he went for the knife block and so I shot that dumb azz. I got a few cop buddies that I would call and they would hook it up lol. Fuk that. I got a girl and kid in my house that I gotta protect. Some poor sap breaks in my house sorry I'm hitting him with 00 buckshot in the face
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SAY HELLO TO MA LIDDLE FRIEND!!!!
 
Hyde said:
SAY HELLO TO MA LIDDLE FRIEND!!!!
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Haha exactly! I got a sawed off mossberg 12ga home defense shotgun with a extended tube. The first round is rocksalt and then 6 rounds of 00 buck. I'm gunna hit them with salt, make wish they were dead then give them their wish.


In all reality. If someone broke in I would be too pissed to actually use a gun. They would hear a growl of anger, look up and see big ole 230 lb Dave charging their azz with a shotgun held like a baseball bat. I'm more of a hands on kinda guy :) the cops would show up to me covered in blood and some poor would be burglar dead with his body beat to mush (if they didn't pass out in fear seeing me rush them). That's more realistic.

In NC which is a castle law state, if someone is breaking in you have the right to kill them. My buddies wife woke him up when she heard a noise. He walked into the living room with a pistol to find a guy crawling through the window. He shot that dudes face off and killed him from 3ft away. He said the guys head popped like a grape from the 45 ACP hollow point round. That's why you don't fuk with a Marines house. No mercy
 
booneman77 said:
this is how all dumb shiits should learn their lesson. From a girl. With a gun. And immortally embarrassed. The only thing I'd add is it should be filmed and put on YouTube.
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That was my first question "do you have a video ?" That guy had to have gone home and killed himself out of embarrassment lol
 
There are lots of arguments going on in my state about burglars being killed. I think that is a risk you take when you choose that as your "profession". You get shot robbing a house, tough luck you probably shouldn't have tried to rob a house. Lol
 
rascal14 said:
There are lots of arguments going on in my state about burglars being killed. I think that is a risk you take when you choose that as your "profession". You get shot robbing a house, tough luck you probably shouldn't have tried to rob a house. Lol
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That's my opinion. This is America we have the 2nd amendment. If you chose to break into someone's home they can chose to kill you. You don't like it get a real job.

I carry concealed and open. I exercise my right and every gun in my house is loaded. I chose to be armed and ready to make someone dead if my life or families is threatened in my opinion. I will let a judge decide if it's justified. 9/10 times it will be.
 
DangerDave said:
That's my opinion. This is America we have the 2nd amendment. If you chose to break into someone's home they can chose to kill you. You don't like it get a real job. I carry concealed and open. I exercise my right and every gun in my house is loaded. I chose to be armed and ready to make someone dead if my life or families is threatened in my opinion. I will let a judge decide if it's justified. 9/10 times it will be.
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I trust myself blasting some burglar than waiting 15 minutes for the cops to show up.
 
Hey man I have a question, I'm getting close to PCT and am wondering on how to go about my training. The whole cycle I've been doing mostly high rep work, and my plan was to switch to lower reps and as heavy as I could go for PCT. Do you think this is a good idea, and do you have any reccomendations on a split or program? I have had sciatic nerve problems for a while so I haven't done squats in forever or regular deadlifts. I've been doing leg press, hack slides, and stiff legged/romanian deadlifts.
 
emantest said:
She's a f ucking marine!!! Locked, cocked and ready to rock baby.
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Yeah, that's not always the case though. My ex wife is a former Marine and she's anything but tough. Especially since transferring to the army.
 
rascal14 said:
Hey man I have a question, I'm getting close to PCT and am wondering on how to go about my training. The whole cycle I've been doing mostly high rep work, and my plan was to switch to lower reps and as heavy as I could go for PCT. Do you think this is a good idea, and do you have any reccomendations on a split or program? I have had sciatic nerve problems for a while so I haven't done squats in forever or regular deadlifts. I've been doing leg press, hack slides, and stiff legged/romanian deadlifts.
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Personally, I'm of the camp that you stick to what you were doing to build the muscle in order to keep it. Different lifting styles build different fibers (slightly) differently so, to me, it only makes sense to ensure that you stimulate the new fibers in the same manner used to create them. The ability to make new gainz is obviously less during pct so it's all about maintenance of what you have. Changing styles would mean focusing on a different stimulus and therefore your body would see that as a reason to not keep some of the muscle fibers it just built. Just my take on it.
 
DangerDave said:
So had a girl come back from bootcamp after she graduated. She was watching my buddies house while he was out. Well some ****in tard decides to break in the house. She was in a back room and he was in the kitchen. She walked into the bedroom and grabbed a .38 revolver and walked all casually into the kitchen. The guy looked up and she had a gun in his face. She was like "wtf are you doing?" He instantly started crying and sobbing. He asked "is that a real gun?" She cocked the hammer and said "yep, I'm gunna shoot your d'ck off" HERES THE BEST PART! This sh*t hook FUKIN pissed his pants in front of her and started sobbing harder!!! She called him a delinquent (he then asked what that was lol) and said if she ever sees him again she will kill him. This fuker turned around and smashed his face on the door frame running away. I love stupid people
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I love stupid people. They make life hilariously interesting at their own stupid expense.
 
hardwork25 said:
In puerto Vallarta. I have some insane stories to share.... Here the place I'm staying in... <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=114218"/>
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daaammmmnnnn. In for sloots
 
So right now and I mean it's happening as I type we have 4 naked chicks, one who isn't a day over 18 cleaning up beer bottles, trash, and condoms. 4 of us just spent the last two hours ruining them.... And now we are making them clean. Hahahah

Three of us were getting blown in the infinity pool while we high fived each other. We passed them around like a merry-go-round.

It was some wolf of Wall Street Type ****.

This is our 3rd night in a row of this. Absolutely incredible.

The most amazing thing was it was with the founder of the company I'm a partner in. The trip didn't cost me a dollar either. Winning!!

Life is great. Truly blessed.

Wow the plane ride home is going to be depressing as fuk.
 
hardwork25 said:
So right now and I mean it's happening as I type we have 4 naked chicks, one who isn't a day over 18 cleaning up beer bottles, trash, and condoms. 4 of us just spent the last two hours ruining them.... And now we are making them clean. Hahahah Three of us were getting blown in the infinity pool while we high fived each other. We passed them around like a merry-go-round. It was some wolf of Wall Street Type ****. This is our 3rd night in a row of this. Absolutely incredible. The most amazing thing was it was with the founder of the company I'm a partner in. The trip didn't cost me a dollar either. Winning!! Life is great. Truly blessed. Wow the plane ride home is going to be depressing as fuk.
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they make porn and other movies with less exciting days then you're having ha. Living the American Dream.
 
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