Douchebags at the gym...

You guys crack my **** up. My wife pisses me off when she tries to talk to me at the gym. Its like.. God damnit, you talk to me all day long, please give me this 2 hours to myself.
 
Zac Speed said:
You guys crack my **** up. My wife pisses me off when she tries to talk to me at the gym. Its like.. God damnit, you talk to me all day long, please give me this 2 hours to myself.
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That would drive me nuts. My workout partner is a total bro. We literally communicate in looks and practically read minds. Weights are changed, spots given, everything without a single word or headphones coming out.
 
DangerDave said:
That would drive me nuts. My workout partner is a total bro. We literally communicate in looks and practically read minds. Weights are changed, spots given, everything without a single word or headphones coming out.
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Sounds like the perfect bromance... No homo...
 
just happened tonight... the classic: guy curling in the squat rack (luckily got mine done earlier), but with a spin this time! He was rocking crocs... I busted out laughing.
 
IrishSoldier said:
I think females are the true hunters man.. ****en predators out there! All you wanted to do was have a nice, test boosting lift and boom! Ass so fat it wants to sit on your face. Felines have a way of luring their prey in
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A predator followed me around my last two lifts, than onto the treadmill, then I foam rolled and she was there stretching... She hungry?
 
SXIPro said:
So it's the weekend and I go to work first thing in the morning instead of going straight to the gym. I get to the gym a couple hours later than usual. I go to warm up on the arc climber and choose the one set up behind the treadmill that has the girl with the best butt in the gym from what I have scanned that day. I do twenty minutes, then hit the weights. I am in between sets and going to get paper towels to wipe down the bench I used and I notice the same woman that was on the treadmill walking up behind me and I think "Cool, I hope she looks as good from the front as she does from the back". I turn around and.........it's my wife.

Yep. Does ogling my own wife make me a douche bag?
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Negative!! Great story thought:)
 
I was a douche- ive been super stressed and busy lately because of work and school and the like.

Went to the gym-got my pump on and got into the zone and was in a sort of "lifters high" where i was kinda in a haze and out of breath but feeling good but still wasnt quite sure what i was doing-just kind of a mixture from the stress of life and it being released on the weights and my body

Finished up my workout-went to hop in the shower. No one was in the locker room so i turned up my shower radio and I hopped into the shower,did my buisness, got out and the. I realized it while im standing there bare ass...i was in the womens locker room. I just stood there as 4 women and i looked at each other. I then very calmly grabbed my towell, covered myself, then walked out of the room saying absolutley nothing to any of them except "oops! Wrong room."

Not sure of this qualifies but i definatwly felt like a douche, an idiot, and i think embarrassed lol. I just got dressed and left as quick as i could and then realiswd on the way home what happened and thoight to myself "that sh1t really just happened-i cant believe it really just happened"
 
pulled 500 finally for the first time tonight, ****in stoked!

after I loaded the bar these 2 relatively big dudes with stringers and duffel bags just straight starin me down tho through the mirror. sorta annoying to look up and see eyes on you.

I guess thats how females feel all the time lol
 
I might have done something douche like Wednesday.
This guy I kinda know who powerlifts was deadlifting. Talked to him a bit before my workout. Finished my High Intensity Workout then did a low back machine. The guy had 480 on the bar. I walk up and pick it up cleanly. Wasn't his max or anything but it was a decent weight for him.
 
tjbruno said:
pulled 500 finally for the first time tonight, ****in stoked!

after I loaded the bar these 2 relatively big dudes with stringers and duffel bags just straight starin me down tho through the mirror. sorta annoying to look up and see eyes on you.

I guess thats how females feel all the time lol
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Duuuude same stuff used to happen to me at Gold's in noho. Some roided out john cena wannabe used to always stare me down, he looked pissed when I pulled 315lbs at 13 years old lol.
 
^^^ I'm pissed you pulled 315 at 13.. Son of a b!tch.

Some douche blew his ******* out all over the toilet and back of the seat at my gym today. Left it.. Its like, you know when its gonna be high pressure so at least purge it out a little.. ****
 
Zac Speed said:
^^^ I'm pissed you pulled 315 at 13.. Son of a b!tch.

Some douche blew his ******* out all over the toilet and back of the seat at my gym today. Left it.. Its like, you know when its gonna be high pressure so at least purge it out a little.. ****
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Hahahaha too much preworkout for him. Probably **** himself too.

To be fair I was 5'10 160 at 13/14
 
Tomahawk88 said:
I might have done something douche like Wednesday.
This guy I kinda know who powerlifts was deadlifting. Talked to him a bit before my workout. Finished my High Intensity Workout then did a low back machine. The guy had 480 on the bar. I walk up and pick it up cleanly. Wasn't his max or anything but it was a decent weight for him.
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480 after all of that? What are you, a gorilla?
 
Tom is slightly bigger and stronger than an average gorilla so yeah.
 
^ lmao

Sidenote, why doesn't the AM app have a Rep button? I'm tired of thanking people for funny posts, it's just weird haha.
 
Haha the way I am gaining weight I might be.

And here I am thanking you haha.
We were talking before I worked out. Still think I can deadlift 600.
 
EatMoar said:
I fvxking agree bud. Hence why i get in the gym, headphones on, don't fxcking bother me or speak to me and let's kill some weight. I see guys bring their girlfriends and tall the whole ****ing time, really? The only muscle you're building is your jaw muscles. Don't get me started about fckers trying to teach their woman how to squat when they themselves don't hit ass to grass. GOD DAMN IT IM GOING TO FCCCCK SOME WEIGHT UP TONIGHG
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That shyt really annoys me...I went up to the lying leg curl asked the guy how many he had left and his girl was there with him. All of a sudden they start making out right in front of me. I was just thinking "man what the **** are these two trying to prove." Anyone know what that shyt is about lol? It's comical to say the least!
 
oogaly_boogal said:
^ lmao Sidenote, why doesn't the AM app have a Rep button? I'm tired of thanking people for funny posts, it's just weird haha.
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On the iPhone you tap the thread title and it opens the thread in your browser. From there you can rep.
 
I go to a teeny tiny gym which is usually pretty full but today it was awesome and empty so i go and do all my stuff and then i go walk on the step machine and theres this beautiful woman running on the treadmill about diagonally across from me.

So im enjoying the view and my workout and suddenly this chick starts looking at me but to the point where she almost bails off of the treadmill so im like omg...
So this hottie turns out to be a freaking loose canon cray cray beyatch who comes and gives me a 30min long lecture about how my stretched ears are just disgusting and how i am probably a drug addict because i have tattoos and im wasting my time being at gym and i should go smoke my crack pipe instead of wasting my time.

Not even joking, bishes be mofoing crazy!!
 
JD261985 said:
That shyt really annoys me...I went up to the lying leg curl asked the guy how many he had left and his girl was there with him. All of a sudden they start making out right in front of me. I was just thinking "man what the **** are these two trying to prove." Anyone know what that shyt is about lol? It's comical to say the least!
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I would have interrupted the makeout session and asked if I could jump in.... see what their reaction would be.
 
cecjon said:
I go to a teeny tiny gym which is usually pretty full but today it was awesome and empty so i go and do all my stuff and then i go walk on the step machine and theres this beautiful woman running on the treadmill about diagonally across from me. So im enjoying the view and my workout and suddenly this chick starts looking at me but to the point where she almost bails off of the treadmill so im like omg... So this hottie turns out to be a freaking loose canon cray cray beyatch who comes and gives me a 30min long lecture about how my stretched ears are just disgusting and how i am probably a drug addict because i have tattoos and im wasting my time being at gym and i should go smoke my crack pipe instead of wasting my time. Not even joking, bishes be mofoing crazy!!
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Next time spit in her ****ing face she'll get the picture
 
I forgot my workout partner's workout sheet. We finish the workout. I'm standing next to a half wall and look over. See a piece of paper... Its his workout sheet. I guess I left it there Wednesday haha. Surprised it was still there.

There is this older guy who works out at my gym. He is probably 50 or 60 but looks older. Definition of a talker. Stays in the gym way too long just talking. I go to do shrugs and take some weight off that has just been sitting there. He says after your done put my weight back on. I swear I didn't see him do another exercise. Unless you count running.... His mouth.
 
DangerDave said:
What's more distracting? The little skank looking for attention that might weigh a buck twenty? Or the next set of 500lb squats? Yeah my mind is on those squats. Who da fuk goes to a gym with full makeup and matches everything she is wearing to her fukin Ipod case? She ain't there to workout... get out my way skank hahaha
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I miss running tren. I will again this summer.
 
I wana run tren and clen just so i can say i tren hard and eat clen!
 
Today well walking home from the beach a really really hot lady ran past me as she went by i hit a total blank like i literally stopped walking , stared and im sure i drooled a lil...

But then she ran passed and said hi ...

What a dbag man, cant just be flaunting ur sexy like that >.<
 
buff.girl said:
Today well walking home from the beach a really really hot lady ran past me as she went by i hit a total blank like i literally stopped walking , stared and im sure i drooled a lil... But then she ran passed and said hi ... What a dbag man, cant just be flaunting ur sexy like that >.<
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Bahahahahahaha! What did she look like?
 
cecjon said:
Bahahahahahaha! What did she look like?
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She was so perfect! Tight little body, a bit taller than me maybe 1.70m, blonde hair, huge blue eyes, a little older but tanned and delicious!
 
Youre seriously asking for advice on approaching a girl?

Don't, because most likely said hot girls will want confidence coming from a guy and if you gotta ask on an internet forum how to approach a hot girl then you dont have it.
 
And also markos4, don't stAtr threads asking if ur penis will grow from tribulus.. Hot girls might b reading em, lmao......
 
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